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BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?

18 Aug 04 - 09:00 AM (#1250273)
Subject: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,Enquiring Mind

Is this a dregs of summer boredom problem? Has the BS section ever been as banal and juvenile as it is right now? As Bobert suggested with his Mudcat Slam Book thread, is this the way mostly over 40 folkies are in real life?


18 Aug 04 - 09:15 AM (#1250287)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,Enquiring Mind

'scuse me, I forgot to mention that I like to wear teapots on my head and call everbody 'George'


18 Aug 04 - 09:35 AM (#1250303)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,teapot

Wowee! We have a lot in common.Iwear George on my head and call everyone "tea pot"


18 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM (#1250311)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: muppett

I can't speak for everyone else Enquiring mind but in my case the answer is YES. I'm bored senseless at work at the moment trying to write a bussiness plan,counting the minutes before the Whitby fest starts, so anything stupid & senseless is welcome, owt to counter the boredom.


18 Aug 04 - 10:26 AM (#1250349)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: s6k

that is very funny and made me laugh. i like to wear thongs and skirts on a weekend and call myself shirley, with a padded bra and summer frock as well.. and on the evening i wear pink PVC hotpants and a black PVC bra and knee high pvc boots and go to the local shops to buy some bread.

it is quite relaxing i have found


18 Aug 04 - 10:28 AM (#1250352)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

s6k-do you wear make up on your fingers, like El Ted as well?


18 Aug 04 - 10:48 AM (#1250369)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Personally, I much prefer creative and insightful, but I'll take banal and juvenile over spiteful and hateful, rude and tactless, or pompous and arrogant.


18 Aug 04 - 11:10 AM (#1250393)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST

rubbish AND shite both in the same place................NIRVANA!


18 Aug 04 - 11:13 AM (#1250396)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: wysiwyg

Couldn't we have a thread name game for "funny" deriviative thread titles, and then not actually CREATE those threads?????

The Me-Too Thread Name Game?

~S~


18 Aug 04 - 11:48 AM (#1250432)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,9:00 A.M. Enquiring Mind

I hear you Bee Dub, but it seems the banal and juvenile threads are chock full of spiteful and hateful, rude and tactless, pompous and arrogant posting right now.

The hair trigger hostility around these parts of late has been breathtaking.

The game seems to be: start a troll thread, flame those who post/don't post to it (depending upon the intended target), and then apologize to members for demonstrating poor judgment.

Repeat.

Repeat.

Repeat.


18 Aug 04 - 11:50 AM (#1250434)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Oops!!!! I forgot to mention "sanctimonious and tight-assed" in my post above.


18 Aug 04 - 11:54 AM (#1250440)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,9:00 A.M. Enquiring Mind

The attempt at further contribution duly noted.

Have a nice day.


18 Aug 04 - 11:57 AM (#1250446)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,9.00 A.M. Enquiring Mind

I do talk complete bollocks don't I. wobble wobble wobble.


18 Aug 04 - 01:30 PM (#1250539)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Bill D

the human race spent 2 million years learning to cooperate to deal with each other face-to-face...and you see how well we did THAT. How long do you imagine it will take to establish rules when we can't see each other, and you can't reach out and *whack* someone for being tedious?


18 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM (#1250579)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: CarolC

I would just like to take this opportunity to bitch ...um ...complain about the CBC online radio being unavailable to me for the duration of the Olympic games. I think this really sucks, and I'm having bad withdrawal symptoms. If I have to start listening to NPR again to get my classical music fix, I'm going to be really pissed (US definition).


19 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM (#1251049)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST


19 Aug 04 - 02:35 PM (#1251077)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: CarolC

It's ok. I feel better now. I've found this wonderful classical radio station (online) out of Wake Forest, North Carolina.


19 Aug 04 - 03:36 PM (#1251169)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,The Old Me

Resurrected.


19 Aug 04 - 04:38 PM (#1251265)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,The New Martin Gibson

Let's talk about me, The New Martin Gibson.


19 Aug 04 - 04:44 PM (#1251269)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Cluin

I heard those pre-war Martin Gibsons are much sought after.


19 Aug 04 - 05:54 PM (#1251353)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,Millard Fillmore

I stopped officially at 11:10 p.m. EST 8th of March, 1874 at Buffalo, NY.

According to the Times, at 8 o'clock, in reply to a question by my physician, I said the nourishment was palatable; thsse were my last words.


19 Aug 04 - 05:57 PM (#1251361)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,Millard Fillmore

I also helped abolish the poorhouse, opposed slavery, and the annexation of Texas.

Is this why Dubya and his Daddy wish to see me stopped?


19 Aug 04 - 06:00 PM (#1251363)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Once Famous

The old Martin Gibson is back.

Get.......................ready.


19 Aug 04 - 06:01 PM (#1251366)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,Evil Twin of The New Martin Gibson

Not so fast, you fat fucker.


19 Aug 04 - 06:03 PM (#1251367)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Cluin

Goddamn! Another transporter malfunction?


19 Aug 04 - 06:06 PM (#1251371)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,William Shatner

Leave that celebrity worshipping loser Little Hawk out of this.


19 Aug 04 - 06:23 PM (#1251392)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: SINSULL

Oh no! Ellenpoly is manifesting Shatner again. This could get messy.


20 Aug 04 - 06:29 AM (#1251777)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: HRH ted of hull

"make up on your fingers" jOhn??? It's 2 layers of Boots nail hardener, followed by a layer of fibreglass in super glue, then as many coats of Boots topcoat as will adhere. Not very sexy, but it stops your nails shattering when following the true path.


20 Aug 04 - 06:54 AM (#1251798)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: s6k

death to the anti shatner!


20 Aug 04 - 07:02 AM (#1251807)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: kendall

Carol, you might like WBACH here in Maine. They play only classical.


20 Aug 04 - 12:55 PM (#1252200)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: CarolC

Thanks kendall!


21 Aug 04 - 04:28 AM (#1252842)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Strollin' Johnny

El Ted, me old China, don't faff about wi' all that Boo-its stuff on yer nails. Bugger off to yer local manicurist and get sum o' them acrylics wi' gel stuff painted on. Lasts ages and only costs about ten quid fer three fingers! And you get to have your hand held by a pretty girl for half-an-hour while she does them! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
El Johnny :0)


21 Aug 04 - 09:49 AM (#1252893)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,Amos

Carol;cC.

Thanks for the pointer to WCP{E....I am listening to it as I write much happier for it.


A


21 Aug 04 - 08:00 PM (#1253127)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: CarolC

You're welcome, Amos. I'm pretty impressed with that station.


09 Aug 05 - 11:34 PM (#1539066)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST

GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 06:06 PM

Leave that celebrity worshipping loser Little Hawk out of this.


11 Aug 05 - 10:50 AM (#1539959)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST

waht all this is about, and how you making them thick letters?


11 Aug 05 - 10:53 AM (#1539962)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: MMario

using the h3 html tag


11 Aug 05 - 12:18 PM (#1540068)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,sMart 'n Glibson

just wondered what that would look like in blue


11 Aug 05 - 12:22 PM (#1540078)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: MMario

you mean

Blue?


11 Aug 05 - 01:31 PM (#1540154)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: GUEST,sMart'n Glibson

big 'n blue'n just 4 U, MMario

(there's so much about *ME* for y'all to uncover discover)


11 Aug 05 - 02:05 PM (#1540196)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Little Hawk

"Has the BS section ever been as banal and juvenile as it is right now?"

Yes. There was a period roughly between March 6th and April 28 of 2003 that was just this bad. Maybe worse. ;-)


11 Aug 05 - 02:56 PM (#1540266)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: CarolC

This is what I would like to know. This man has three wives, but they are calling him a "bigamist".

Wouldn't someone with three wives be a "trigamist"?


11 Aug 05 - 02:57 PM (#1540270)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: MMario

polygamist - though since the marriages after the first aren't legal - technically just an adulterer


11 Aug 05 - 08:19 PM (#1540672)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Cluin

Bigamy? No, it's bigayou to share.


11 Aug 05 - 08:22 PM (#1540677)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: bobad

bigamist=an Italian fog


12 Aug 05 - 08:15 PM (#1541401)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat BS: Rubbish AND Shite?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

IMHO any man who takes on three wives is a bleedin' optimist.

DT