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BS: One word story.

19 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM (#1251097)
Subject: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I took a look at the Three Word Story thread. What a load of horseshit. Most of it makes little or no sense. So I thought I'd start an even simpler thread for people with too short an attention span to offer 3-word thoughts: a 1-word story. It's easy. It starts with a single word, and I'll start it. Then you log in and post 1 more word. And so it goes. Now lemme see...that first word has gotta be a good one.

Okay, I think I've got it. Here we go. Are you ready? The rules are, 1 word only, but you can add in punctuation (. , ' ! ? : ;) wherever necessary. Ahem!


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19 Aug 04 - 02:57 PM (#1251099)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt

my


19 Aug 04 - 02:58 PM (#1251100)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Ellenpoly

brightest


19 Aug 04 - 03:01 PM (#1251102)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

scepter


19 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM (#1251104)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Crane Driver

out


19 Aug 04 - 03:04 PM (#1251106)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: wysiwyg

Shitheads!

~S~


19 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM (#1251112)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Okay, WISYWIG, you blew it. The word "shitheads" does not fit coherently into the storyline at all. You go stand in the corner for 15 minutes.

Next? (disregard that last entry)


19 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM (#1251117)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,Ralphie

of


19 Aug 04 - 03:12 PM (#1251122)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST

my


19 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM (#1251124)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric

purple


19 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM (#1251125)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: fat B****rd

passion


19 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM (#1251126)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: maggiethecat

cabinet


19 Aug 04 - 03:19 PM (#1251131)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,jOSIE

and


19 Aug 04 - 03:29 PM (#1251151)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

bring


19 Aug 04 - 03:33 PM (#1251164)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: maggiethecat

along


19 Aug 04 - 03:33 PM (#1251165)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo

me


19 Aug 04 - 03:36 PM (#1251168)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

doublet!"

*(I believe that ends the first sentence. We appear to be dealing with a medieval figure of some authority here....and he or she speaks in lower class British vernacular.)


19 Aug 04 - 03:47 PM (#1251183)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Armchair


19 Aug 04 - 03:50 PM (#1251188)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: maggiethecat

antics


19 Aug 04 - 03:53 PM (#1251192)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt

help


19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251197)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: MMario

disguise


19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251198)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

develop


19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251200)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt

my


19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251201)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: maggiethecat

utterly


19 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM (#1251203)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

magnificent


19 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM (#1251204)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt

codpiece


19 Aug 04 - 03:57 PM (#1251206)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt

(I really wanted to stay in the Medieval/Renniassance frame or I would have mentioned my thong)


19 Aug 04 - 04:02 PM (#1251213)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

. By


19 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM (#1251215)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric

decorating


19 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM (#1251216)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: MMario

Sunday


19 Aug 04 - 04:06 PM (#1251222)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

school


19 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM (#1251232)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Crane Driver

fitments


19 Aug 04 - 04:24 PM (#1251245)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

I


19 Aug 04 - 04:37 PM (#1251262)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

encapsulate


19 Aug 04 - 05:00 PM (#1251282)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo

the


19 Aug 04 - 05:03 PM (#1251286)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric

sausage


19 Aug 04 - 05:04 PM (#1251289)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

within


19 Aug 04 - 05:05 PM (#1251291)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

foreskin


19 Aug 04 - 05:09 PM (#1251296)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Sttaw Legend

cheese


19 Aug 04 - 05:14 PM (#1251302)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk

looming


19 Aug 04 - 05:24 PM (#1251310)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo

beyond


19 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM (#1251314)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST

the


19 Aug 04 - 05:26 PM (#1251315)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric

gargoyle


19 Aug 04 - 05:28 PM (#1251318)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST

who


19 Aug 04 - 05:28 PM (#1251319)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Stilly River Sage

framework.


19 Aug 04 - 05:32 PM (#1251322)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

Huh?


19 Aug 04 - 05:34 PM (#1251325)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo

what


19 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM (#1251326)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric

the


19 Aug 04 - 05:36 PM (#1251329)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

fornicating


19 Aug 04 - 05:38 PM (#1251332)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Once Famous

smegma


19 Aug 04 - 05:38 PM (#1251333)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric

demons


19 Aug 04 - 05:40 PM (#1251338)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

gesticulating


19 Aug 04 - 05:47 PM (#1251344)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo

hecate


19 Aug 04 - 05:56 PM (#1251357)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

filled


19 Aug 04 - 06:45 PM (#1251408)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: *daylia*

his


19 Aug 04 - 07:15 PM (#1251430)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

cavity


19 Aug 04 - 07:29 PM (#1251442)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Right. That's what I figured. Put 20 or more human beings to a simple task, like writing a story one word at a time and what do you get? Mostly gibberish. Stuff that don't follow. And the odd mention of something somewhat offensive, like smegma, by the biggest loser in the whole bunch.

Pathetic, that's what you are. If I had put this task to a bunch of chimps, or a bunch of baboons, or even a bunch of howler monkeys, they would've put you people to shame. It amazes me that human beings have been able to accomplish anything worthwhile at all in the last few thousand years.

I started this thread, and I am declarin' it officially over. It has proven what I suspected...humans are a lower lifeform with delusions of grandeur.

Of course you can continue the thread if you want to. Fine with me. You'll be acting just like a monkey with his hand stuck in one of those hollow traps if you do. Doesn't bother me none. I've got work to do anyway. Knock yourselves out.

* the end * (of the one word story)


19 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM (#1251444)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric

Eat


19 Aug 04 - 08:21 PM (#1251490)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

whiner


19 Aug 04 - 08:37 PM (#1251508)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

sandwiches


20 Aug 04 - 12:16 AM (#1251624)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: 42

stop!


20 Aug 04 - 01:37 AM (#1251643)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: The Fooles Troupe

MartinGibson


20 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM (#1251706)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

the


20 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM (#1251708)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

end


20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM (#1251716)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo

of


20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM (#1251717)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo

an


20 Aug 04 - 04:36 AM (#1251724)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: The Fooles Troupe

excruicatingly


20 Aug 04 - 05:01 AM (#1251735)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: HRH ted of hull

sphincter


20 Aug 04 - 06:46 AM (#1251788)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: *daylia*

type


20 Aug 04 - 06:49 AM (#1251793)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: *daylia*

grip


20 Aug 04 - 07:47 AM (#1251840)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

around


20 Aug 04 - 09:45 AM (#1251945)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,noddy

my


20 Aug 04 - 10:36 AM (#1252015)
Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin

wallet