19 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM (#1251097) Subject: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I took a look at the Three Word Story thread. What a load of horseshit. Most of it makes little or no sense. So I thought I'd start an even simpler thread for people with too short an attention span to offer 3-word thoughts: a 1-word story. It's easy. It starts with a single word, and I'll start it. Then you log in and post 1 more word. And so it goes. Now lemme see...that first word has gotta be a good one. Okay, I think I've got it. Here we go. Are you ready? The rules are, 1 word only, but you can add in punctuation (. , ' ! ? : ;) wherever necessary. Ahem! **** "Get |
19 Aug 04 - 02:57 PM (#1251099) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: jimmyt my |
19 Aug 04 - 02:58 PM (#1251100) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Ellenpoly brightest |
19 Aug 04 - 03:01 PM (#1251102) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk scepter |
19 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM (#1251104) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Crane Driver out |
19 Aug 04 - 03:04 PM (#1251106) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: wysiwyg Shitheads! ~S~ |
19 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM (#1251112) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Okay, WISYWIG, you blew it. The word "shitheads" does not fit coherently into the storyline at all. You go stand in the corner for 15 minutes. Next? (disregard that last entry) |
19 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM (#1251117) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,Ralphie of |
19 Aug 04 - 03:12 PM (#1251122) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST my |
19 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM (#1251124) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,heric purple |
19 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM (#1251125) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: fat B****rd passion |
19 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM (#1251126) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: maggiethecat cabinet |
19 Aug 04 - 03:19 PM (#1251131) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,jOSIE and |
19 Aug 04 - 03:29 PM (#1251151) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk bring |
19 Aug 04 - 03:33 PM (#1251164) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: maggiethecat along |
19 Aug 04 - 03:33 PM (#1251165) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Scooby Doo me |
19 Aug 04 - 03:36 PM (#1251168) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk doublet!" *(I believe that ends the first sentence. We appear to be dealing with a medieval figure of some authority here....and he or she speaks in lower class British vernacular.) |
19 Aug 04 - 03:47 PM (#1251183) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Armchair |
19 Aug 04 - 03:50 PM (#1251188) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: maggiethecat antics |
19 Aug 04 - 03:53 PM (#1251192) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: jimmyt help |
19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251197) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: MMario disguise |
19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251198) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk develop |
19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251200) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: jimmyt my |
19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM (#1251201) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: maggiethecat utterly |
19 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM (#1251203) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk magnificent |
19 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM (#1251204) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: jimmyt codpiece |
19 Aug 04 - 03:57 PM (#1251206) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: jimmyt (I really wanted to stay in the Medieval/Renniassance frame or I would have mentioned my thong) |
19 Aug 04 - 04:02 PM (#1251213) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk . By |
19 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM (#1251215) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,heric decorating |
19 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM (#1251216) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: MMario Sunday |
19 Aug 04 - 04:06 PM (#1251222) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk school |
19 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM (#1251232) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Crane Driver fitments |
19 Aug 04 - 04:24 PM (#1251245) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk I |
19 Aug 04 - 04:37 PM (#1251262) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin encapsulate |
19 Aug 04 - 05:00 PM (#1251282) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Scooby Doo the |
19 Aug 04 - 05:03 PM (#1251286) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,heric sausage |
19 Aug 04 - 05:04 PM (#1251289) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk within |
19 Aug 04 - 05:05 PM (#1251291) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin foreskin |
19 Aug 04 - 05:09 PM (#1251296) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Sttaw Legend cheese |
19 Aug 04 - 05:14 PM (#1251302) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Little Hawk looming |
19 Aug 04 - 05:24 PM (#1251310) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Scooby Doo beyond |
19 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM (#1251314) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST the |
19 Aug 04 - 05:26 PM (#1251315) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,heric gargoyle |
19 Aug 04 - 05:28 PM (#1251318) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST who |
19 Aug 04 - 05:28 PM (#1251319) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Stilly River Sage framework. |
19 Aug 04 - 05:32 PM (#1251322) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin Huh? |
19 Aug 04 - 05:34 PM (#1251325) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Scooby Doo what |
19 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM (#1251326) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,heric the |
19 Aug 04 - 05:36 PM (#1251329) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin fornicating |
19 Aug 04 - 05:38 PM (#1251332) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Once Famous smegma |
19 Aug 04 - 05:38 PM (#1251333) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,heric demons |
19 Aug 04 - 05:40 PM (#1251338) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin gesticulating |
19 Aug 04 - 05:47 PM (#1251344) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Scooby Doo hecate |
19 Aug 04 - 05:56 PM (#1251357) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin filled |
19 Aug 04 - 06:45 PM (#1251408) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: *daylia* his |
19 Aug 04 - 07:15 PM (#1251430) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin cavity |
19 Aug 04 - 07:29 PM (#1251442) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Right. That's what I figured. Put 20 or more human beings to a simple task, like writing a story one word at a time and what do you get? Mostly gibberish. Stuff that don't follow. And the odd mention of something somewhat offensive, like smegma, by the biggest loser in the whole bunch. Pathetic, that's what you are. If I had put this task to a bunch of chimps, or a bunch of baboons, or even a bunch of howler monkeys, they would've put you people to shame. It amazes me that human beings have been able to accomplish anything worthwhile at all in the last few thousand years. I started this thread, and I am declarin' it officially over. It has proven what I suspected...humans are a lower lifeform with delusions of grandeur. Of course you can continue the thread if you want to. Fine with me. You'll be acting just like a monkey with his hand stuck in one of those hollow traps if you do. Doesn't bother me none. I've got work to do anyway. Knock yourselves out. * the end * (of the one word story) |
19 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM (#1251444) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,heric Eat |
19 Aug 04 - 08:21 PM (#1251490) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin whiner |
19 Aug 04 - 08:37 PM (#1251508) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin sandwiches |
20 Aug 04 - 12:16 AM (#1251624) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: 42 stop! |
20 Aug 04 - 01:37 AM (#1251643) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: The Fooles Troupe MartinGibson |
20 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM (#1251706) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,noddy the |
20 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM (#1251708) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,noddy end |
20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM (#1251716) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Scooby Doo of |
20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM (#1251717) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Scooby Doo an |
20 Aug 04 - 04:36 AM (#1251724) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: The Fooles Troupe excruicatingly |
20 Aug 04 - 05:01 AM (#1251735) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: HRH ted of hull sphincter |
20 Aug 04 - 06:46 AM (#1251788) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: *daylia* type |
20 Aug 04 - 06:49 AM (#1251793) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: *daylia* grip |
20 Aug 04 - 07:47 AM (#1251840) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine around |
20 Aug 04 - 09:45 AM (#1251945) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: GUEST,noddy my |
20 Aug 04 - 10:36 AM (#1252015) Subject: RE: BS: One word story. From: Cluin wallet |