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BS: Help El Ted count to 100

20 Aug 04 - 04:48 AM (#1251727)
Subject: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick

One specially for you Ted...

ONE

Hours of fun.


20 Aug 04 - 04:54 AM (#1251728)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s&r

2


20 Aug 04 - 04:57 AM (#1251731)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver

3


20 Aug 04 - 05:02 AM (#1251736)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

100 I't's mine! I thank you! Eat my shorts!


20 Aug 04 - 05:05 AM (#1251739)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick

Hey! Don't spoil it for him.


20 Aug 04 - 05:40 AM (#1251759)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Sttaw Legend

69


20 Aug 04 - 06:53 AM (#1251797)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

7


20 Aug 04 - 07:01 AM (#1251803)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

sphincter...   oh sorry..... wrong thread.


20 Aug 04 - 07:14 AM (#1251817)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick

More fun...

Use your mouse to keep him upright!

46 metres best so far.

Who does that remind me of?


20 Aug 04 - 07:27 AM (#1251828)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

El Ted -

Good luck.
I don't think you'll learn much about counting from this mob.

John


20 Aug 04 - 08:11 AM (#1251855)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck

Some...
Quack!


20 Aug 04 - 08:24 AM (#1251860)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck

plus one...


20 Aug 04 - 08:33 AM (#1251864)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

65 metres!


20 Aug 04 - 08:39 AM (#1251871)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck

Is that the new Olympic record for Mudcat Thread counting?
Quack!!
GtD.


20 Aug 04 - 08:56 AM (#1251884)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

I am toddling off to Whitby in a few hours, when I return to my computer on monday, I do NOT want to see the 100th post taken by anyone but me, so BUGGER OFF to other threads NOW!


20 Aug 04 - 08:57 AM (#1251885)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Sttaw Legend

69 metres


20 Aug 04 - 09:06 AM (#1251893)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

9


20 Aug 04 - 09:21 AM (#1251904)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick

This thread is provided purely as a service to all those threads that currently have countless counting posts with no constructive purpose other than to increase the number of posts in the thread.

Get it out of your system here.


20 Aug 04 - 09:21 AM (#1251906)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick

Over 70 metres now


20 Aug 04 - 09:29 AM (#1251913)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

GO AWAY!!! STOP POSTING!!! The 100th has to be mine.


20 Aug 04 - 09:35 AM (#1251925)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

Let's see...

Where are we up to now?


20 Aug 04 - 09:36 AM (#1251928)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA

The trick seems to be to NOT overcompensate when he starts to lean. In fact, I got him to 49 with a severe lean the whole way. If I had tried to right him, I believe he would have toppled the other way. Yes, yes, yes, I'm getting my real job done too dammit. But 70 metres seems beatable if I just try one more time.......


20 Aug 04 - 10:10 AM (#1251985)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck

100
Ha- fooled you!
Quack!
GtD.


20 Aug 04 - 10:38 AM (#1252018)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

right we have 3 days until teds return, and it is a MUST that someone else gets the 100th APART FROM him.

i dont even care if its not me!


20 Aug 04 - 10:49 AM (#1252040)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Cluin

75 to go. Knock yourselves out.


20 Aug 04 - 10:54 AM (#1252050)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Dave Bryant

T W E N T Y   S I X


20 Aug 04 - 10:56 AM (#1252054)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

You bunch of sphincters!! Go away and talk political bollocks with the colonies will you? I have to leave work soon!


20 Aug 04 - 11:05 AM (#1252069)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Beast of Farlington

But if no-one posts while you are away El Ted, it won;t be anywhere near 100 when you get back.

Any way , do you DO any work?1


20 Aug 04 - 11:09 AM (#1252075)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

not a lot. I am so good the company runs itself!


20 Aug 04 - 11:11 AM (#1252078)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Beast of Farlington

I wouldn't put that in writing in the public domain if I were you....oops!


20 Aug 04 - 11:33 AM (#1252115)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Beast of Farlington

Right folks, looks like he's gone....the coast is clear....31


20 Aug 04 - 12:35 PM (#1252176)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: JennyO

Number thirty two.

You didn't think we'd leave it all to you, did you El Ted? I'm here and looking for 100th posts to eat. Yummm. TASTY!


20 Aug 04 - 12:50 PM (#1252192)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,OldSchool Humbug

I can't believe that rational adults can seriously waste their time in a thread which has the sole function of having a hundred posts.

I remember when in the old bulletin board days when there was real community, all people were educated and reasonable and modems ran at 14.4k per week.

I didn't die in three world wars to get involved in rubbish like this.


20 Aug 04 - 12:50 PM (#1252194)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,OldSchool Humbug

34 by the way


20 Aug 04 - 12:53 PM (#1252197)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Joe Offer

Eleventy-eight.
I think we're in overtime now.


20 Aug 04 - 01:01 PM (#1252206)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Bill D

1010


20 Aug 04 - 01:04 PM (#1252211)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

thats quite good isñt it


20 Aug 04 - 06:51 PM (#1252515)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

dont ƒorget, we cant have this thread NOT get to 100 before ted gets back.. so lets make sure we all post


20 Aug 04 - 08:50 PM (#1252610)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

39


20 Aug 04 - 09:08 PM (#1252617)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Peace

98


20 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM (#1252618)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Peace

99


20 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM (#1252619)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Peace

100


20 Aug 04 - 09:55 PM (#1252657)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

43


21 Aug 04 - 12:42 AM (#1252764)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Fooles Troupe

Eleventy-eleven!


21 Aug 04 - 02:15 PM (#1252936)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA

45


21 Aug 04 - 02:15 PM (#1252937)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,tia

46


21 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM (#1252938)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA

47


21 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM (#1252939)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA

48


21 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM (#1252940)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST

49


21 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM (#1252941)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA

50


21 Aug 04 - 02:18 PM (#1252942)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA

half way there! (and 51 BTW)


21 Aug 04 - 03:03 PM (#1252953)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: MudGuard

Obviously, the answer can only be

42







;-)


21 Aug 04 - 03:18 PM (#1252967)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA

Do you have your towel?


21 Aug 04 - 04:24 PM (#1253015)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: MudGuard

Don't panic, yes!


21 Aug 04 - 10:26 PM (#1253184)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Fooles Troupe

Why should I help someone else get

Post Number 100


22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM (#1253383)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

we arent helping him get it, we are stealing it. and we will succeed


22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM (#1253384)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

57


22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM (#1253385)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

58


22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM (#1253386)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

59


22 Aug 04 - 08:06 AM (#1253387)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

60!!!! 40 to go!


22 Aug 04 - 11:51 AM (#1253478)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

i wont allow ted to get post number 100


22 Aug 04 - 11:51 AM (#1253479)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

62


22 Aug 04 - 11:52 AM (#1253480)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

63


22 Aug 04 - 12:59 PM (#1253544)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

64


22 Aug 04 - 01:00 PM (#1253546)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

another one


22 Aug 04 - 03:40 PM (#1253653)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons

Lick thee, lick


22 Aug 04 - 03:46 PM (#1253663)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

67


22 Aug 04 - 03:46 PM (#1253664)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

68


22 Aug 04 - 03:47 PM (#1253666)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

69 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


22 Aug 04 - 05:33 PM (#1253758)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

70


22 Aug 04 - 05:33 PM (#1253759)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

WE CANNOT FAIL!!!


22 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM (#1253771)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver

72


22 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM (#1253772)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver

73


22 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM (#1253773)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver

seventy four


22 Aug 04 - 05:48 PM (#1253775)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver

To be three quarters of the way there is some feat of Mudcat skill. El ted you are one hell of a guy and I want you to get the 100th post, even though there are those who would seek to thwart you.
Best wishes.


22 Aug 04 - 06:14 PM (#1253800)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

EL TED WILL NOT GET THE 100TH POST IN THIS THREAD, I AND THESE OTHER FRIENDLY POSTERS WILL THWART HIM.

100th post... the true path

(seveveventy sex)


22 Aug 04 - 08:18 PM (#1253933)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons

I'm sure the previous post should have had an accompaniment of 'trombones'.

Nevertheless, as long as no-one gets in before this:

Period immediately prior to dusk, removal of all clothes (in time to music?)

Nigel


22 Aug 04 - 08:20 PM (#1253934)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons

Just in case that last post was too cryptic, I'll get back on-track with seventy eight

78


22 Aug 04 - 08:41 PM (#1253946)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons

For the benefit of the Netherlanders, and allowing for atrocious spelling!

Een voor tachtig

Nigel


22 Aug 04 - 08:51 PM (#1253954)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Cluin

All holding their breath, poised to jump in there to get the coveted 100th post. Watch Mudcat go down under the deluge.


22 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM (#1253960)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST

Watch the feathers fly if a dreaded GUEST gets it. And boy am I gonna try!


22 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM (#1253961)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

EIGHTY ONE!!!


22 Aug 04 - 08:55 PM (#1253962)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

NOPE EIGHTY 3, GUEST STOPPED MY 81 !


22 Aug 04 - 08:55 PM (#1253963)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

Wharf.


22 Aug 04 - 08:55 PM (#1253964)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

84


22 Aug 04 - 08:56 PM (#1253965)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

little hawk stole my 84... 86


22 Aug 04 - 08:57 PM (#1253967)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

87


22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM (#1253972)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

ilig


22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM (#1253973)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

naxent


22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM (#1253974)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

89


22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM (#1253975)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

Mesp[ato,o


22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM (#1253976)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

Sorry. Mesopotamia.


22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM (#1253977)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

92


22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM (#1253978)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST

cop that!!!!!!!!!!


22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM (#1253979)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

Shat-


22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM (#1253980)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST

and again!!!!!!!!!!


22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM (#1253981)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

NER!!!


22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM (#1253982)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

IS THE KING!


22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM (#1253983)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

99


22 Aug 04 - 09:01 PM (#1253984)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

of LIfe


22 Aug 04 - 09:01 PM (#1253985)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

FUCKER


22 Aug 04 - 09:02 PM (#1253987)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

Well, there you have it. El Ted did not cop the 100th post. Homage to Shatner did. All is still right with the World.


22 Aug 04 - 09:02 PM (#1253988)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

BETTER THAN EL TED GETTING IT BUT NOW I HATE YOU AND WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN


22 Aug 04 - 09:03 PM (#1253989)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

Promises, promises...


22 Aug 04 - 09:03 PM (#1253990)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

IM GOING TO GET 200 INSTEAD


22 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM (#1254000)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST

Ok which one of you hexed me..lost my connection at 96 ish. I was in the home straight. Sweat coursing off my fetlocks.

200 you say? I will meet you at 190. With garlic around my neck.


22 Aug 04 - 09:12 PM (#1254002)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk

It was me. I invoked the *Power of Shatner*, said "He's dead, Jim!" and hit the Enter key.


23 Aug 04 - 02:51 AM (#1254204)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Fooles Troupe

Damn! Ya log off for a couple of hours and...


23 Aug 04 - 03:50 AM (#1254246)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

You swine! I toddle off to Whitby for a couple of days and none of you listened to a word I said, did you?


23 Aug 04 - 03:52 AM (#1254249)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ey up Ted, you at Work [in that builders place in hull], or you got one of them portable compters in Whitby?


23 Aug 04 - 03:55 AM (#1254254)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull

Back in sunny hull, back to whitby on wednesday jOhn. saw osson and raqqy, muppet etc in glaisdale yesterday and apparently there is a singaround on the "Grand Turk" sailing ship on wednesday, get yourself there.


23 Aug 04 - 03:57 AM (#1254256)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

going there tomorow [sp?]
have to work tonight, silly midget bastard can't get any staff to cover my shift.

see thread, "who wants a lift to whitby?"


23 Aug 04 - 06:50 PM (#1254763)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

200 is drawing closer


24 Aug 04 - 04:53 PM (#1255588)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Sttaw Legend

69


24 Aug 04 - 05:17 PM (#1255624)
Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k

ever closer. Sttaw seems to like 69, as long as im not involved, then thats ok by me