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20 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM (#1252251) Subject: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor We can't ban snide remarks altogether so I propose we be very very nice about them. I'll start..... Little Hawk, you are intelligent and witty but you fall just short of being infinately wise! Take THAT!!!! |
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20 Aug 04 - 01:42 PM (#1252257) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: GUEST Have you all got a full moon over there that we don't know about? |
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20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM (#1252273) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos JtS: You really should wear shoes more often...it disciplines the mind most wonderfully. :>) A |
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20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM (#1252274) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak Is it time for my medication or yours? LTS |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:05 PM (#1252278) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Joe Offer Now, THAT'S better. Please remember - no rocks in the pillowcases. This is supposed to be a friendly fight. No vitriol allowed. -Joe Offer- |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM (#1252280) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Amos you are less witty than Groucho Marx and George Bernard Shaw combined! Liz the more delusional I become the worse you appear to be. |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM (#1252281) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Jack, I only wish I could pick nits as well as you can... :-) |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:09 PM (#1252284) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak LH - Use a lot of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, if it's white, they're easier to see! If you wait a couple of weeks, school starts again and I'm sure there'll be some waiting to migrate to Limpit. JtS - I'm not getting worse, you are getting rational! LTS |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:11 PM (#1252286) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Little Hawk It is a skill I am please to pass on to you. The secret is in Cherry Picking the nits. Pick only the largest and most juicy nits. Leave the scrawny stingy niggling nits for others to pick. If you get there first and grab all the best nits for yourself you too can achieve nit picking nirvana. |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:12 PM (#1252291) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos JAck: Your expertise is matched only by the grace with which you impart it to others. A |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:13 PM (#1252292) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk That's exactly what Chongo told me! |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM (#1252296) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly Little Hawk, I fall asleep in the middle of your "musings" (THWAK!) Amos, my dictionary is falling apart and it's all your fault!(THWAK!) jOhn of Hull, my sides hurt from laughing at your posts (THWAK!) freda-well I'm gonna see you on Sunday, along with some others I've never met, so I'll save all my THWACKS for then. Joe Offer, and your "ilk", you get the MOST THWACKS for keeping this crazy website going and contributing to the delinquency of a senior. THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK!! ..xx..e |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM (#1252299) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos Holy Moly, Ellen-apoly!! Lookit that girl rock and roll!! Who gave her such a big pillow? A |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM (#1252303) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Amos, your fervent desire to work for the betterment of lost souls on Mudcat stirs my blood only slightly less than photos of Winona Ryder in the 90's. |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM (#1252306) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak See your Winona Ryder in the 90's and raise you a Kylie Minogue from 1993! LTS |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:25 PM (#1252309) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk See your Kylie Minogue and raise you a Mrs Emma Peel from the Avengers, circa 1969! WHAMM! |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:27 PM (#1252312) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Deckman MY GAWD!!! I've got the wrong channel. How on earth did this ever happen? Bob |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:29 PM (#1252315) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk You have less than perfect channel-flipping abilities, Deckman. |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:33 PM (#1252319) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: SINSULL HMMM Little Hawk and Amos in bed together. Politics makes strange bedfellows. And Ellen - I thought you knew better! Thwak! |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:42 PM (#1252328) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly Oh, THERE you are, Sinsull! (THWACK) ..xx..e |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:43 PM (#1252330) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: C-flat I can't decide wether to THWACK or WHAMM. I like LHs' WHAMM very much but there's something naughty about Ellenpolys' THWACK. Anyway, you're all very, very nice people with a little too much spare time!!! WHACK THWAMM THACK WHOOSH POOOOOF!!! (now my pillow's burst!) C-flat. |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM (#1252332) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk I've had enough of this! I'm going out! And you can't stop me. WHAMM! |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM (#1252333) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC Oohhhh! Sound effects! How utterly utter! |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM (#1252335) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Deckman I think I'll go out with a BANG! Bob |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:47 PM (#1252338) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: fat B****rd Carol C. I gotch your sound effects dangling. Well.... I'm tired |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM (#1252341) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC Really, FB? Let me ruminate on that one a bit. |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM (#1252342) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Cluin What's all this noise in here? |
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20 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM (#1252344) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly THWACK!!! (Giggle giggle, whisper whisper) |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM (#1252350) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Wish I could joinya's..... think I whacked myself upside the head LAST night with a big ole hard-stuffed pillow, already. Oy! ~Susan |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM (#1252351) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: MaineDog I thought that this stuff belonged in the chat room rather than the forum? |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:06 PM (#1252352) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull My posts are funny? there meant to be serious! |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:07 PM (#1252354) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anyway=pillow fights are rubbish, they are dangerous, you could take someones eye out! |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM (#1252355) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor EllenPolly you pounce with the pillow as deftly as Depp slices with a sabre! (Thump!) Amos your eloquence outpaces your invective! (Frump) WHO LET CLU IN??????? (Splat! that was a pie!) Hit the Deck(man) Hit the Deck!!! C-Flat Stop breathing in the feathers! They are too sticky when you breathe them out! OK!! Who hit me with the bean bag chair? |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:09 PM (#1252356) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly So sorry, jOhn. I apologise. THWACK! ..xx..e (OK, I'm done. This was great, thanks all.) |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM (#1252359) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Hey! Who just hit me with JOhn from Hull's eye? |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:40 PM (#1252382) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC MaineDog, I'm not allowed to go into the chatrooms. They're dangerous. |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM (#1252389) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Once Famous boring? |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM (#1252390) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Joe Offer Hey, this is fun - but I got my mouth full of feathers, just watching... -Joe Offer- |
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20 Aug 04 - 03:58 PM (#1252391) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: SINSULL JtS - that wasn't jOhn's eye. I just replenished the broken pillows with peppermint pillows - the only substitute at hand. Sorry. PING! PING! PING! |
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20 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM (#1252404) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Rapparee Ah'd join ya, but ma saddle is ma pilla and I don't think that y'all'd like ta git hit with a cinch buckle er somethin'. |
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20 Aug 04 - 04:12 PM (#1252406) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Oops, in cleaning up the joint for tonight's jam, I find that I do have one pillow here with someone's name on it! BONK on you, Martin Gibson, for letting me off too easy with that hall monitor crack! ~Susan |
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20 Aug 04 - 04:15 PM (#1252408) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Martin Gibson is a better nickname than Fender Bender! |
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20 Aug 04 - 04:16 PM (#1252409) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg And one for you too, Joe Offer, and I think you know why! KHPOW! Place looks better already. ~S~ |
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20 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM (#1252421) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: open mike feathers?! are you not aware that the Save the Eider Down Goose committee is aware of this atrocity and requests you change to synthetic pillows this instant! Ahhh---chooooooooooooooooooo! oh, and: no jumping on the furniture.. |
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20 Aug 04 - 04:51 PM (#1252431) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Once Famous Popeye the Sailor eats spinach from a can. But Jack the Sailor eats his spinach fresh. |
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20 Aug 04 - 05:27 PM (#1252447) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Deckman WHEW!!! Anybody wanna' cigarette? Bob |
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20 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM (#1252455) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage
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20 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM (#1252457) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor LOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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20 Aug 04 - 05:40 PM (#1252461) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: jacqui.c Little Hawk and brucie - for their insane adherence to the belief that William Shatner can act! THWACK! THWACK! Actually - better include Ellenpoly in that one as well - THWACK! |
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20 Aug 04 - 05:49 PM (#1252471) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Bee-dubya-ell Chongo has the hots for Penelope Routledge! WHUMP!!! Amos and Little Hawk are both closet evangelicals! THWONK!!! Bobert and Tweed are both closet intellectuals! WHACKKK!!! CarolC has been attending Accordions Anonymous meetings! SPLATTT!!! Hey! That's not funny. Those are court-ordered meetings. If she doesn't attend she can get jail time. |
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20 Aug 04 - 06:32 PM (#1252499) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Heh! Heh! The beat goes on.... |
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20 Aug 04 - 07:00 PM (#1252522) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Jacqui.c is not as overdramatic as Shatner!Whuuump!! Stilly River Sage's post does not quite match Dali's Persistance of Time for visual wit. |
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20 Aug 04 - 07:55 PM (#1252568) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Leadfingers HEY !!! I was just relaxing and got pillowed without even seeing where it came from !! Watch where you are swinging !! |
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20 Aug 04 - 08:04 PM (#1252577) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC Alright for you, Bee-dubya-ell. (See you at next week's Accordions Anonymous meeting Bee-dubya! Don't forget your Lady of Spain sheet music. Oh, yeah... and Gerrold asked me to tell you he wants you to give him back the purple cape you borrowed from him when you see him at your tap dance lesson on Tuesday. ) |
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20 Aug 04 - 11:28 PM (#1252725) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage Jack, after attempting to colorize those feathers, I give up. You'll have to imagine that some of the pillows came from a cheap dimestore and were colored gaudy shades of blue and red and a lot of grays and light blues were mixed in. Feathers were stuck to an expired clock face, of course. |
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21 Aug 04 - 12:07 AM (#1252745) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe ALL RIGHT!
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21 Aug 04 - 02:18 AM (#1252793) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amergin The next one that makes a peep gets a spanking! |
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21 Aug 04 - 03:20 AM (#1252813) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak Ooh A spanking, a spanking, there's going to be a spanking!!!! (Thank you Monty Python, better than Shakespear for quotes!) And before you ask, I know nothing about all the chocolates that were on the pillows before you started playing with them. burp LTS |
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21 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM (#1253052) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: GUEST,nurse ratched i will be coming in with the whip at midnight. any rabble rousers will be dealt with. n.r. |
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21 Aug 04 - 11:36 PM (#1253213) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe Why you gonna wait so long? |
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22 Aug 04 - 10:08 AM (#1253428) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Sandra in Sydney peep sticks & stones may break my bones, but whips & chains excite me (seen on a tee shirt) sandra hey - one of the ads below says "Free Christian Everything" (wwe.ChristianityFreebies.com) Everything free for Christians all on this website. The other is for Christy Moore. I wonder who decides which ads to feature. |
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22 Aug 04 - 10:30 AM (#1253432) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos THWOPT!!! on Robin for being a control freak.... |
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22 Aug 04 - 10:36 AM (#1253435) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Bee-dubya-ell The "Free Christian Everything" ad is probably Google attempting to kowtow to the Evangelical Religious Right Neoconservative element in hopes that John Ashcroft and George W. Bush will put in a good word for them with the Securities and Exchange Commission when that august body begins its inquiry into irregularities related to Google's recent initial public stock offering. And, CarolC, I gave Gerrold's cape back last week. I swear, that silly boy is just such a space cadet sometimes. But I do love the way he moves those tap shoes! Now, repeat the Accordions Anonymous prayer after me: God, grant me the ability to play guitar, The courage to smash accordions, And the wisdom to know the difference. |
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22 Aug 04 - 10:55 AM (#1253444) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: SINSULL Leadfingers - you play banjo. That makes you a target no matter what you do. Thwack on jOhn from Hull. What's the big idea? Throwing chicken bones down our only toilet? Now we have to send WYSIWYG for a gallon of vinegar. |
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22 Aug 04 - 10:58 AM (#1253447) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Already have it, and you're welcome to it, but it's divided up in little bottles: balsamic, rice-wine, apple cider, and doucheworthy white. What are we doing with it? ~S~ |
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22 Aug 04 - 11:15 AM (#1253460) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage soaking chicken bones to a rubbery consistency after jOhn from Hull threw them down the loo--long story, very funny, Read it here. |
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22 Aug 04 - 11:55 AM (#1253486) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Ah yes, thanks SRS. May I recommend the apple cider then, goes well with chicken. As to consistency, it will probably turn out like slightly desiccated eyeballs. ~S~ |
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22 Aug 04 - 12:32 PM (#1253529) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage Personally, I wouldn't waste the cider vinegar--white will work. I use vinegar (at least 10% acidity--most kitchen stuff is 5%) for killing weeds. THWACK! Hey, Bobert! How's the garden looking this morning (now that you're awake and I have your attention)? |
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22 Aug 04 - 01:21 PM (#1253557) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: GUEST,Friend of the Von Trapp family. You can always tell the cheapskates, that Nurse Ratched for instance, her pillow is leaking, and it's got foam rubber crumbs in it. As fo Ellenpoly, I don't know what she's been up to with hers, but she looks a little down in the mouth. |
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22 Aug 04 - 05:04 PM (#1253735) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: jacqui.c Thwack to the crowd at the Black Lion this afternoon for making it so difficult to leave a great session early. A special thump for Leadfingers and Dave Bryant who had to be kept firmly in line so the rest of us got a chance to perform. In the end we had to use a bottle to keep order because they were both such naughty boys! |
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22 Aug 04 - 05:47 PM (#1253774) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe What did you... no.... I won't ask... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me... |
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22 Aug 04 - 05:52 PM (#1253779) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Georgiansilver I'd rather have a bottle at front of me than a frontal lobotomy!!! Best wishes. |
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22 Aug 04 - 06:38 PM (#1253830) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe The Fooles Troupe is thinking of migrating - too much competition! THWACK! |
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22 Aug 04 - 07:17 PM (#1253861) Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak THWOCK - for the Limpit making me miss what seems to have been a wonderful afternoon... I'll get me revenges...... just you wait small child, just you wait.... LTS |
