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23 Aug 04 - 09:26 PM (#1254899) Subject: BS: Guest Getaway Sept 31 From: jimmyt I think it would be great if all the guests could schedule their own get together. They could sit around with a bunch of other anonymous folks, talk about threads they started, people they pissed off, you know, just good clean guest folkin' around. One of the guests needs to step forward surriptitiously and take a lead in the planning. I bet lots of folks would lose thier cookie to attend such an event. |
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23 Aug 04 - 09:40 PM (#1254906) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST And when they say " Who's round is it?". We can say we don't know. |
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23 Aug 04 - 09:47 PM (#1254911) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: Amos And when someone likes an idea he can say "Great idea!! Who's idea was that"?" with similar results...no sources, no acknowledgments, no responsibility --- why it would be just like Heaven!! A |
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23 Aug 04 - 09:48 PM (#1254912) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST We could compile a Guest Book to note the occasion. |
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23 Aug 04 - 09:59 PM (#1254923) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt and no one could keep it! |
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23 Aug 04 - 09:59 PM (#1254924) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt advertising would just be a blank sheet |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:01 PM (#1254925) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: Bill D I suppose bags over the head would be the standard dress? ....naaawww, they could tell where voices were coming from....hmmm....maybe just an intercom system, with voice disguisers built in so no one could even identify gender. Cozy and aloof, just as it was meant to be. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:04 PM (#1254930) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt nice dark room,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:11 PM (#1254935) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST No one would know. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:13 PM (#1254936) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Just like Guantanamo-- kick it down! |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:13 PM (#1254937) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt maybe this has been held annually for several years and no one knew! |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:16 PM (#1254944) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST I knew because nobody told me. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:25 PM (#1254946) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST We do this all the time. You members just don't know because we PM each other |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:29 PM (#1254947) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST I've also been voting for Nobody for President since 1980. I've also appeared regularly over the years on "The Millionaire" and "What's My Line" and of course, everyone's favorite "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" as one of it's recurring guests. Here is a hint: [As the musicians park their camper by a river and set up camp, we hear musical chirps from a synthesizer that are meant to be tweeting birds.] Servo: Syntho-birds. Crow: Hey, it's a Casio forest. Joel: They parked next to a data stream. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:29 PM (#1254948) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Which in our case stands for Psychic Messaging. We are actually a higher life form. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:33 PM (#1254952) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST And I'm not kidding about Nobody. Hey, it ain't that tough running against an empty flight suit. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:36 PM (#1254954) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST I know him. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:36 PM (#1254955) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST It's all about the music for me. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:41 PM (#1254956) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST You see, that's the problem with nobody posting, and nobody running for president. How is a reasonable person supposed to be able to tell the above nobodies apart? I mean, if one of those nobodies would just call themselves "Nobody Somebody" we could actually carry on a decent conversation. But all these nobodies, some with a .com address, some with a .net address, some with flags waving in the breeze, some with Wavy Gravy, how the hell is a reasonable person to deal with this rudeness? Because that is what this is all about, you know. Decency. A sense of community. I'm not ever, ever, ever again going to post to another thread started by a nobody. I'm only going to post to a thread started by a nobody if somebody else does it first, but ONLY to say what a jerk nobody is for being nobody. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:43 PM (#1254959) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Did someone say something? |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:44 PM (#1254961) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt right............. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:45 PM (#1254962) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Kill Colonel Kurtz! |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:46 PM (#1254963) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: Bill D "You're nobody till somebody loves you" |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:49 PM (#1254965) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Ah, here comes Nurse Feratu. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:50 PM (#1254968) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt I am selling blank name badges for this event. $2 each plus shipping and handling of $3. 95 |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:53 PM (#1254971) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Thank You for your thoughtfulness. Could you please supply us with an unknown quantity of blank place names for the table settings. Nobody wants a bun fight. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:55 PM (#1254973) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST I feel so special now. Like family. |
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23 Aug 04 - 10:56 PM (#1254974) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt there should NOT be assigned seats at the table, No one should sit wherever in the hell they want. |
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23 Aug 04 - 11:00 PM (#1254977) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Narrator: Many families throughout the country observe the custom of saying Grace at mealtime. Crow [as Father]: Please, God, take me now… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Father passes a food-laden plate to Daughter.] Narrator: They converse pleasantly while Dad serves. Mike [as Daughter]: No, I- I'll just have Saltines. Narrator: I said "pleasantly", for that is the keynote at dinnertime. It is not only good manners, but good sense. Crow [as Narrator]: Emotions are for ethnic people. Narrator: Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestion. Servo [as Narrator]: I can't stress "unemotional" enough. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Servo [as Narrator]: A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Narrator: Don't monopolize the conversation and go on and on without stopping. Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly. Mike [as Narrator]: … than having a personality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Narrator: Don't make unkind comparisons about your stand[ard of] living. The dinner table is no place for discontent. It makes Dad and Mother uncomfortable and unhappy. Crow [as Narrator]: … and they already dislike you enough. Narrator: When the dinner hour at home is treated with a certain amount of graciousness and ceremony, it can be memorable. There is no family so poor but that the evening meal can be eaten in an atmosphere of warmth and gentleness. Servo [as Narrator]: … and control and repression. Just like dinner with my special Mudcat family. |
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23 Aug 04 - 11:17 PM (#1254991) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Inigo Montoya : Who are you? Westley : No one of consequence. Inigo Montoya : I must know... Westley : Get used to disappointment. Inigo Montoya : 'kay. |
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24 Aug 04 - 04:08 AM (#1255108) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST Mudcat member to another mudcat member " There's a GUEST in the lobby and he wants to meet you. Mudcat member to the other mudcat member " Tell him we can't see him" Because ....... |
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24 Aug 04 - 04:12 AM (#1255110) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: Grateful Ted jimmyt, Brilliant thread! You have hit the guest nail on the head. |
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24 Aug 04 - 09:51 AM (#1255259) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: jimmyt Cross posting, now available from my store, "BITE ME, Guest" line of beach products and lingerie. Imagine this on a hot pink spandex thong. |
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24 Aug 04 - 10:02 AM (#1255266) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: GUEST What do you mean imagine it? I'm wearing it. |
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24 Aug 04 - 04:21 PM (#1255563) Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway From: SINSULL Actually there was a Mudcat Guest Gathering a couple of years ago and it was caught on film by Homeless. Check the Nude Mudcat Calendar for 2001 or 2. |