BS: Three words? What about an epic?

25 Aug 04 - 06:42 AM (#1256100)
Subject: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Georgiansilver

It seems to me that it is a little too easy to add three words to a thread. What about adding the next paragraph? I suppose it may become cross posted but what the heck....
1st Paragraph.
Jenna peered out of the bedroom window with a look of indignation on her face. "How on earth could he possibly do this to me"? she thought to herself, "when he knows exactly how it feels himself. How could I ever trust him again when he has done such a wicked thing"

O.K next paragraph please.
Best wishes.

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25 Aug 04 - 06:44 AM (#1256102)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Grateful Ted

"What made him turn gay and run off with jOhn from Hull?"

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25 Aug 04 - 06:46 AM (#1256105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Dave Hanson

Sorry I thought you said eric.

eric

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25 Aug 04 - 11:02 AM (#1256333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Georgiansilver

Very good start as expected...

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26 Aug 04 - 07:41 AM (#1257199)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Dead Horse

What's an e-pic? Is it porn or can you bid for it on the net?

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26 Aug 04 - 11:42 AM (#1257358)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: sledge

Isn't that four words?

sorry

Sledge

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11 Dec 04 - 12:57 AM (#1353722)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

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11 Dec 04 - 02:17 AM (#1353735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,heric

And how is it possible that he could have been so callous, so iceberg cold, as to ask : "Those were your best years?" He was a monster indeed, and she would make him pay dearly for that line.

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11 Dec 04 - 03:46 AM (#1353766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Les in Chorlton

Jenna peered out of the bedroom window with a look of indignation on her face. "How on earth could he possibly do this to me"? she thought to herself, "when he knows exactly how it feels himself. How could I ever trust him again when he has done such a wicked thing"

And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

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11 Dec 04 - 07:41 AM (#1353873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

In a small room of and old hotel on the other side of town Murray sat on an upturned milk crate with his elbows on his knees and his head in his hands. He knew how Jenna would be feeling right now, but that had been the plan hadn't it? However he hadn't known it would make him feel like this. That hadn't been part of the plan.
Grabbing a rag from the floor he blew his nose, but his thumb slipped through a hole in the rag and he blew snot all over his hand. He had to laugh.

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11 Dec 04 - 07:52 AM (#1353876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: LilyFestre

Murray wiped his hands down the front of his shirt. He got off the milk crate and walked slowly over to the half moth eaten curtains covering the only window in the room. He pulled it aside and peered through the smog covered windows. The people below were all in a rush going this way and that. Was Jenna out there? Murray grabbed his hat and keys, slamming the door behind him as he joined the rest of the city.

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11 Dec 04 - 01:42 PM (#1354097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Ebbie

The door opened and Barbara walked in. Jenna turned to her with relief. "Wanna go shopping?"

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11 Dec 04 - 04:37 PM (#1354235)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

So it happened that Jenna and Murray, miles apart and completely unaware of each other, stepped onto the footpath at exactly the same moment; a moment in which, in a distant riverbed, the sunlight sparkled briefly on something drifting with the current through the weeds.

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11 Dec 04 - 05:05 PM (#1354256)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

As Jenna hit the shops and Murray hit the bars, a Golden Labrador Retriever which had gone feral paused at a turn in the river, wondering if it could cross here without getting too wet, when its attention was drawn by something sparkling in the water only inches from the bank.

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11 Dec 04 - 07:14 PM (#1354336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Rapparee

Barbara and Jenna shopped, pausing only to comment on their respective "Georges" -- one a father, the other a husband. The women thought that they were both twits. "C'mon, Grams," said Jenna, "Let's go get a martini."

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11 Dec 04 - 07:31 PM (#1354348)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Ebbie

"Oh, wait," said Jenna with a giggle. "I thought I was with my twin, not my grandmother! Gram, you are just too much."

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12 Dec 04 - 01:56 AM (#1354521)
Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

As it happened the Hokum Antiques & Collectables Coffee Lounge With Heated Pool, Sauna, Spa and Cocktail Bar was was only moments around the corner from the Cat o' Nine Tails Dress-To-Slaughter Boutique & Pet Shop where the girls were road testing the latest in laser-assisted punishment devices on kittens in cardboard boxes when they decided to go for a quick and quiet drink before a long and languid lunch in the Hokum.
Murray was by now "very nicely" and on his way to being "well and truly", stumbling up the steps to the Hokum itself himself.
The dog was pawing at the shiny thing in the river.
The Georges were at work, but nobody really knew exactly where they worked or exactly what they did there.

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