27 Aug 04 - 03:48 PM (#1258426) Subject: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Joe_F The Gruen Watch Song Now Shirley was a burley cutie Dancing in the line. She smiled across the footlights And I knew that she was mine. I asked to take her home And she was sweet as she could be. The next day was her birthday And she wanted jewelry. So I gave her a gorgeous Gruen And the precision movement drove her mad. She said it was a gem As she fiddle with the stem. It was the best time piece she ever had. Now Lucy played Debussy On the clarinet so fine. She smiled across the footlights And I knew that she was mine. She played for me one night And I was certainly impressed. Her lips did half the work and, Boy, her fingers did the rest.. So I have her a gorgeous Gruen And the precision movement drove her mad. She murmured as we kissed, "Gee, it's curved to fit the wrist." It was the best time piece she ever had. Now Helen she was sellin' Up at Woolworth's number nine. She smiled across the counter And I knew that she was mine. The mean old store detective He was mad as he could be, For what she sold to other guys She gave to me for free. So I gave her a gorgeous Gruen And the precision movement drove her mad. She giggled with delight, "Gee, I'll bet it runs all night." It was the best time piece she ever had. Now Mabel waited table Up at Hollywood and Vine. She smiled at me so pretty And I thought that she was mine. She asked me for a Cadillac And I felt just like a dunce, Playing second fiddle To a jerk like Madman Muntz. So I gave her a gorgeous Gruen, And the precision movement drove her mad. She said it was a prize And she tried it on for size. It was the best time piece she ever had. From a loose mimeographed sheet that came into my possession at Caltech in 1954. Mention of Madman Muntz, a widely advertised Los Angeles car dealer in the 1940s & early 1950s, places & dates it pretty closely. I do not know the tune. |
27 Aug 04 - 04:05 PM (#1258436) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Joe_F I posted this so I could put a link to it on the "double entendre" thread, but now I can't find that one. What am I doing wrong? |
27 Aug 04 - 10:00 PM (#1258627) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Joe Offer Hi, Joe - the "entendre" thread dropped off the Forum Menu because nobody had posted to it for 24 hours. I used the Filter and brought it back, and posted a link to this thread. -Joe Offer- |
28 Aug 04 - 07:07 PM (#1259164) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Joe_F Joe Offer: Thank you. I supposed it had dropped off, but I searched for it & couldn't bring it up. |
24 Feb 14 - 06:38 PM (#3604530) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: GUEST,W d barber h Ed barber |
25 Feb 14 - 05:39 AM (#3604638) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Will Fly Has anyone got a tune for this? I shall get my Gruen Precision Curvex out - curves beautifully round the wrist... |
26 Feb 14 - 07:49 AM (#3604996) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Jim Dixon My sources tell me that words and music to THE GRUEN WATCH SONG are in a songbook called "Roll Me Over" edited by Harry Babad and published by Oak Publications in 1972, on page 72. You might be able to find it in a library near you if you follow this link to WorldCat.org. |
26 Feb 14 - 12:24 PM (#3605094) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Will Fly Cheers, Jim - I'll do some work. |
26 Feb 14 - 01:35 PM (#3605114) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Q (Frank Staplin) Yep, I would love to have the tune, if you find it. |
26 Feb 14 - 09:27 PM (#3605253) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Joe_F So would I. %^) |
27 Feb 14 - 03:27 AM (#3605290) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: GUEST,ketchdana Seeing a picture of the cover of the book mentioned above by Jim Dixon,
I realized: I have that book!
Here's the music, first (X:1) as in the book, with some of the bells and whistles (chord symbols and words), and second (X:2) as the raw tune.
I've added some extra "abc comment symbols" = "%" to hide the html line-feeds, so that it can be cut-and-pasted directly to a text file from the screen, or from the show-page-source listing.
X:1 %
%
X:2 %
%
I actually had a Gruen watch way back when, worn usually above my elbow, set 3 hours 15 minutes ahead of local time. But that's another story. It's gettin' late. |
27 Feb 14 - 04:25 AM (#3605304) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Will Fly Thanks Bob! Just put the abc into my music program - sounds quite spooky! |
27 Feb 14 - 11:23 AM (#3605467) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: GUEST,ketchdana At that (default) speed, spooky. Try putting "Q:1/4=240" in the header between the X: and the K: lines. Downright jaunty. (Johnny Cope has gone awa'...) Could become an earworm. (I understand Hoagy Carmichael's "Stardust" began as a jazzy piano piece.) ... Bob |
27 Feb 14 - 12:19 PM (#3605489) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: GUEST,ketchdana ( Oops. Forget anthing I said above about cut-and-pasting to an abc text file from the web page source. It apparently goes through a compacting process which removes the original line-feeds. From the browser screen works fine, though.) |
27 Feb 14 - 08:28 PM (#3605629) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: GUEST The book is available on Amazon -- cheap! I have ordered it: easier than picking my way thru abc. When it arrives, I'll post the tune in solfa for those of that persuasion. |
28 Feb 14 - 04:29 AM (#3605711) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Will Fly Thanks Bob - sounds much jauntier at 240! |
28 Feb 14 - 08:25 PM (#3606062) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Joe_F That latest GUEST was me -- cookie crumbled. |
10 Mar 14 - 08:13 PM (#3608819) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Gruen Watch Song From: Joe_F _Roll Me Over_ arrived today, and from it I discover that the editors got it from _Songs of Raunch and Ill Repute_ (compiled at Caltech while I was there, 1958) and fitted it with a tune of their devising. So we still don't know the original tune. The version in RMO, like the one in SORAIR, is defective in that it only gives the chorus once, tho in the original (as ketchdana noted) there is a couplet in it that changes from verse to verse. The compilers in Ricketts House at Caltech almost certainly got it from the loose sheet that I acquired as secretary of Fleming House, but they probably overlooked that subtlety. Young folks may need to be told that "best time piece" represents a pun: "best timepiece", "best-time piece". "Piece" (short for "piece of ass") was extremely common vulgar slang in those days, but I haven't heard it for many years, and good riddance! |