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BS: Hull Beard Club

31 Aug 04 - 12:42 AM (#1260383)
Subject: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Next meeting is Thursday the 2nd of Sep tember, bring your beards.


31 Aug 04 - 12:45 AM (#1260386)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ps=smokers welcome, its at The Marlborougfh Club, Chants Ave Hull, free in, all welcome [exept bible bashers and anti smoking fascists].


31 Aug 04 - 12:57 AM (#1260393)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and no terror wrists, or moany people [Shambles-don't bother coming, you won't get in! ;-)


31 Aug 04 - 01:55 AM (#1260420)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Nerd

Is this a club for guys with facial hair, or for gay men and their wives?


31 Aug 04 - 02:06 AM (#1260425)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

any people can go, as long as thyv'e got a beard .
hull beard club esprecially welcomes sections of the beard commumnity that are currently under represented ie puffs, disabled folk, darkies and midgets.


31 Aug 04 - 02:33 AM (#1260431)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

coloureds


31 Aug 04 - 04:06 AM (#1260472)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Big Al Whittle

sounds unmissable


31 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM (#1260479)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: GUEST

Funny that Joh9n doesn't have a PC isn't it?


31 Aug 04 - 04:28 AM (#1260484)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Rats!! I can't grow a beard!! Not hairy enough.


31 Aug 04 - 04:30 AM (#1260485)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

fuck off guest, come round here, amdv imn smsh uyour bodddy face in, you arshole.


31 Aug 04 - 04:32 AM (#1260486)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ps=if you like to say something=say yoir name, or shit up.


31 Aug 04 - 09:09 AM (#1260639)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Dave Bryant

jOhn,

"hull beard club esprecially welcomes sections of the beard commumnity that are currently under represented".

What about bearded women ?


31 Aug 04 - 09:33 AM (#1260658)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Les from Hull

Maggie has a beard, but it's on my face. I'll be there, jOhn, Maggie may be but she has to come from Community Choir so she's not sure yet.


31 Aug 04 - 09:53 AM (#1260682)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Roger the Skiffler

I forsee a health and safety issue if it coincides with the Hull Smoking Club. Are the beards all fireproofed????
999

RtS


31 Aug 04 - 10:28 AM (#1260722)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: John MacKenzie

Does Guest mean personal computer or politically correct?
Mmmm
Giok ;~)


01 Sep 04 - 04:47 AM (#1261403)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: Dave Bryant

I've just had a thought - is John actually referring to facial hair ?
Perhaps what he really means by beard is beered, ie the state that one is in when they've had a few too many bears.


01 Sep 04 - 04:57 AM (#1261410)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Beard Club
From: mooman

I think it means that anyone who has a beard can go and get beared Dave!

Peace

moo (I shaved mine off so I'm not allowed)