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10 Sep 04 - 08:09 PM (#1268917) Subject: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: GUEST,Desperate in Des Moines I have had a very hard time finding trousers that fit properly in the crucial groin area. They are all too small. I did find a place that sells medieval style clothing with those tights that have the codpiece like in Romeo and Juliette's time and those are supercool, but none of them have a large enough codpiece for my figure. I am getting desperate here. I had myself measured and it seems that a size 38 codpiece would work, theoretically, but I have not been able to find tights that go bigger than size 28 in the codpiece. I found a suit of armour that's a 31. Still not enough. What should I do? Any help will be appreciated. DDM |
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10 Sep 04 - 08:35 PM (#1268932) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Little Hawk Does this help? Commanding Codpiece! |
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10 Sep 04 - 08:44 PM (#1268937) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: The Fooles Troupe Use your hat mate! It should be big enough by the sound of it! :-) Robin |
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10 Sep 04 - 09:28 PM (#1268958) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Bert When I wanted a codpiece for a renaissance costume I made my own I started with a plastic 2 liter pop bottle and cut it down to suit. |
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10 Sep 04 - 09:54 PM (#1268966) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Peace Keriste, we're in Canada. Can't get a size 38 cod let alone a size 38 codpiece. |
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10 Sep 04 - 10:35 PM (#1268983) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Little Hawk I think this guy would need to use a small wine barrel, Bert! |
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10 Sep 04 - 10:50 PM (#1268996) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: frogprince 38 mm isn't so much... |
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10 Sep 04 - 10:57 PM (#1269001) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: freda underhill why not wear a skirt or dress? its much more comfortable. |
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10 Sep 04 - 10:59 PM (#1269003) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Little Hawk For sure. Mick Jagger did that on at least one album cover and Mel Gibson did it in Braveheart. Excellent idea. |
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10 Sep 04 - 11:12 PM (#1269012) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Bill D you can order one from these guys I'm not sure about shipping costs from New Guinea. |
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10 Sep 04 - 11:38 PM (#1269026) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Mudlark LOL, Foolstroupe... |
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10 Sep 04 - 11:59 PM (#1269036) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Stilly River Sage Perhaps this is a commission MMario could take on--crochet one for the fellow! Walk into the large women's department in some store and buy a large leotard legging thing, then stitch the crocheted groin piece in. My computer is running really slow tonight, but here is a place to start your search. Maybe. SRS |
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11 Sep 04 - 12:01 AM (#1269038) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Peace Bill, I am startin' to worry about you. |
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11 Sep 04 - 12:06 AM (#1269042) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Amos For a slight commission I would be willing to go investigate the quality of product at the Fallbrook Gourd Farm, not far from here, as listed on the linked page above. A |
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11 Sep 04 - 06:24 AM (#1269141) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Leadfingers Does it have to be a Cod Piece ?? Wouldn't a nice bit of Halibut do just as well ? |
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11 Sep 04 - 10:14 AM (#1269220) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Little Hawk LOL!~!! This is great! Bill, that is a pretty astounding link you came up with there. I wonder what it costs to order a penis sheath flown in from New Guinea? There are a great many different varieties of gourds in all shapes and sizes, so I think you may have found the perfect solution for Desperate in Des Moines. |
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11 Sep 04 - 11:27 AM (#1269280) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Nigel Parsons Obviously those New Guinea men are protecting themselves from modern technology. They probably heard of a form of transport described as "A Tool-eater Jaguar"! Nigel |
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11 Sep 04 - 01:27 PM (#1269353) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Peace Yeah, but if the cat likes horns too, they are in serious trouble. |
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11 Sep 04 - 02:29 PM (#1269388) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Don Firth Size 38 codpiece. Now, is that waist size or. . . !?? Don Firth |
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11 Sep 04 - 04:21 PM (#1269444) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Georgiansilver So poor Foolestroupe was ignored was he......try using your hat GUEST....the size of your head must more than adequately match the codpiece. |
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11 Sep 04 - 05:42 PM (#1269514) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Jack the Sailor Ignored maybe but certainly enjoyed. |
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11 Sep 04 - 07:03 PM (#1269603) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Nerd Well Helllllooooooo, Sailor! |
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11 Sep 04 - 08:51 PM (#1269644) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: jimmyt I have a couple left that I have outgrown. Send me an address and $45 shipping and handling. |
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11 Sep 04 - 08:56 PM (#1269645) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Georgiansilver Obviously the ones I gave you when I outgrew them JimmyT. Best wishes. |
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11 Sep 04 - 09:00 PM (#1269647) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: jimmyt I was able to wear them as long as the weather was cold, Georgiansilver, but here in the south when it is warm, well......they were a little like a very small no-frills mansion.............ok, but no ballroom |
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11 Sep 04 - 09:03 PM (#1269649) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Georgiansilver So no ballroom dancing eh??? such a shame. |
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11 Sep 04 - 09:08 PM (#1269650) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: jimmyt I never mentioned anything about dancing, but........maybe if you were to buy me a drink, Georgainsilver, we could just hold each other close and rock back and forth and stare into each other's eyes? |
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11 Sep 04 - 10:13 PM (#1269674) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: GUEST,peedeecee Well, with any luck --- MISSION ACODPIECE!! |
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12 Sep 04 - 03:11 AM (#1269790) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Little Hawk Sounds like we are closing in on a final solution for DDM. That's what I love about this place. People are always willing to help. |
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12 Sep 04 - 05:40 AM (#1269828) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: Bert 'a small wine barrel' eh Little Hawk! Are you saying that DDM is a big prick? *GRIN* |
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12 Sep 04 - 08:52 AM (#1269890) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: UncleToad I have a size 52 that I've outgrown...I'll send it to you and you can modify (codify) it. Uncle(BigFrog)Toad |
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12 Sep 04 - 09:07 AM (#1269899) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: M'Grath of Altcar Try going to Codpiece Green ( junction of Parr's Lane and Long Lane) Aughton. Lancashire. |
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12 Sep 04 - 09:30 AM (#1269906) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: The Fooles Troupe Mine shrunk when I washed it, now I can wear it on my head.... |
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12 Sep 04 - 09:34 AM (#1269909) Subject: RE: BS: Where can I get a size 38 codpiece? From: The Fooles Troupe Perhaps you could ask these smiling guys! |