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BS: Why Are These People Smiling?

11 Sep 04 - 06:24 AM (#1269140)
Subject: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: wysiwyg

Especially for USers--

Remember how it used to be a given that anyone occupying the Oval Office would age much faster than ordinarily? Remember how succeeding presidents have looked so haggard as their terms wore on, and so did most of their administrations?

So is it just me, or do Bush and his people look pretty damn good?

And how come, if we are in such a crisis of terrorism, they look so unworried, relaxed, and happy???

Is it a case, as Bullwinkle the Moose famously said, of "No brain, no effect!"?

Or--- gasp--- could it be there just isn't that much that worries them?

~Susan


11 Sep 04 - 10:19 AM (#1269222)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Little Hawk

They're not human, they're lizard beings. Reptiles age much more gracefully than mammals. That's my theory. I mean, just look at Colin Powell and Condi Rice, for instance! Have you ever seen anything more Reptilian looking? Chech out Powell's hooded eyes! Rice has a neck like a cobra and an expression to match. There you have it. In Bush's case it's a little less obvious, but he does keep sticking his tongue in and out like a snake, and he resembles one of those Texas desert lizards, like a swift or a chuckwalla. His eyes shift nervously from side to side in a distinctly lizard-like fashion. Case closed.


11 Sep 04 - 11:00 AM (#1269255)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: wysiwyg

I see.... then it's kibbles for them if they ever show up at MY place!

~S~


11 Sep 04 - 02:13 PM (#1269383)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Mudlark

Don't know about the lizard thing but the brain thing worked well for Reagan, the first pres. in my memory that came thru with the same gay smile and shoe polish black hair he went in with.


11 Sep 04 - 03:08 PM (#1269414)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: mack/misophist

For the most part, lizards are harmless creatures; filling an important ecological niche. Only one (four legged type) lizard is poisonous (not very). On the whole, lizards are good. I don't understand what LH has against them. Could he be an insect? They hate lizards.


11 Sep 04 - 03:29 PM (#1269418)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Nerd

I also think that Bush and his people make looking good a priority. This is a wise marketing strategy, and they're all about marketing. Other presidents, including Bush Sr., pay more attention to other stuff.


11 Sep 04 - 03:37 PM (#1269423)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Georgiansilver

Sometimes people look good because they are good, sometimes they look good because they are made to look good, sometimes they are just good and people cannot accept it because there are other implications to their own beliefs!.
Best wishes.


11 Sep 04 - 04:09 PM (#1269439)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: GUEST,Clint Keller

Well, G. silver, I think in this case "good" doesn't mean "virtuous;" it means "cute."

clint


11 Sep 04 - 04:47 PM (#1269469)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: wysiwyg

Well I meant it as unscathed, healthy, well-rested. As in, "Lookin' goooood, duuuude." Unworn, unaffected....

~Susan


11 Sep 04 - 04:50 PM (#1269475)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: GUEST,Clint Keller

I'd noticed it myself, but I thought maybe I was just cranky. But if other people are noticing it too...

clint


11 Sep 04 - 10:24 PM (#1269677)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: wysiwyg

I'm also cranky, but I don't think that's all there is to it.

~S~


11 Sep 04 - 10:31 PM (#1269685)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: mack/misophist

Cranky doesn't begin to describe it.


11 Sep 04 - 10:47 PM (#1269690)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: wysiwyg

So true. Words fail, but what is there to use (here) but words? Way beyond irony, so the irony emoticon is no use.... need an emoticon for fully ballistic.

~S~


12 Sep 04 - 09:34 AM (#1269910)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: The Fooles Troupe

Maybe they found a Size 38 Codpiece!


12 Sep 04 - 01:39 PM (#1270113)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Ebbie

"No brain, no effect!"? Or--- gasp--- could it be there just isn't that much that worries them?"

Yep. You've answered your own question, Susan.

Somewhere I read-or heard- that these days Bush is sleeping poorly and during the day is distracted and incommunicative. I was glad to hear it, because it would imply that this whole war thing is affecting him, that he does have an understanding of what he has created, at least to some extent. Then I hear - or read- that, No, he is sunny as ever.

I suspect that if Bush were to quote "War is Hell", he'd say it with a smile.


12 Sep 04 - 02:38 PM (#1270153)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Little Hawk

Mack/Misophist - I agree wholeheartedly with your positive endorsement of lizards. They are lovely animals. I have always loved lizards and befriended them. However, I do not think they are really emotionally equipped to properly run a human society!

In any case, what I meant about the Bush team was not exactly that they were lizards (like I said, lovely animals). No, what I really meant was that they are a sort of reptilian lifeform that disguises itself as a human being. I used the word "lizard" in a misleading fashion, and I am glad you brought my attention to that. :-)

The reptilian lifeform I was referring to has very basic drives. It seeks power and security. It is coldly pragmatic and amoral. It utters lies without even a quiver of concern, and usually ends up believing them. It seeks victory, dominance, and control...by any means that it can determine. It is not motivated by love but by sheer survival imperative.

You could say all that about lizards too (except for the lies), but they are still likeable little things within their obvious limitations. I used to keep them as pets. As long as they are warm, comfortable, and have a ready supply of food, they are quite happy. And they're pretty looking too.


12 Sep 04 - 02:41 PM (#1270157)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: beardedbruce

"The reptilian lifeform I was referring to has very basic drives. It seeks power and security. It is coldly pragmatic and amoral. It utters lies without even a quiver of concern, and usually ends up believing them. It seeks victory, dominance, and control...by any means that it can determine. It is not motivated by love but by sheer survival imperative."


Sounds a lot like Bill Clinton....


12 Sep 04 - 02:49 PM (#1270167)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Teresa

Reminds me of something of Kurt Vonnegut's I read once ... about dinosaurs having no worries, because their brains are the size of walnuts. I think it was _Galapagos_

T


12 Sep 04 - 03:23 PM (#1270200)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Stilly River Sage

There is a reptilian brain component that is strong when people are passionate or angry. I wonder if greed falls into this as well? Greed for power, control, and money certainly are the driving forces of Dubya's White House. Here is a google search on reptilian brains. (I'll leave it to you to sort through them--the links on the first page appear all to be commercial or from popular opinion publications in nature, diluting their general credibility without more research).

SRS


12 Sep 04 - 04:54 PM (#1270317)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: GUEST,dianavan

Ignorance is bliss?


12 Sep 04 - 08:00 PM (#1270523)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Grab

WYSIWYG, if you've seen Fahrenheit 9/11, maybe another explanation would come to mind: they ain't doing much. So there's no hand on the wheel and it's all out of control... but GWB sleeps just fine.

Graham.


13 Sep 04 - 11:13 AM (#1271175)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Dave Bryant

Hasn't any one out there read "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde ? - The vaults of the White House are probably full of hideous portraits of Bush and his team. Alternatively, the "Undead" don't usually age !


13 Sep 04 - 11:52 AM (#1271200)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: wysiwyg

Ooooh-- I like that one best. In the White House there IS a corridor gallery of "official" pres portraits (we paid for), right? So somewhere deep underground there must be the REAL gallery as DB describes! I'm drowning in images.... eeeeww!!!!!!!!!

~S~


13 Sep 04 - 12:09 PM (#1271211)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Are These People Smiling?
From: Stilly River Sage

Dave, excellent point!

    "The reptilian lifeform I was referring to has very basic drives. It seeks power and security. It is coldly pragmatic and amoral. It utters lies without even a quiver of concern, and usually ends up believing them. It seeks victory, dominance, and control...by any means that it can determine. It is not motivated by love but by sheer survival imperative."
    Sounds a lot like Bill Clinton....


I would have said it sounds much more like Bush than Clinton, BBruce. Clinton was caught in a sex act--big deal. Bush has fucked the whole world. IMHO. (someone suggested on one of these threads that if I use "IMO" that it will make it sound more like my opinion and less than the "truth." As if they're different things. Ha!)

SRS