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11 Sep 04 - 04:47 PM (#1269470) Subject: BS: dan rather and politics From: GUEST,tarheel Dan Rather of CBS News was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said Rather. "How about politics? Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?" "OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat patties, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?" "Jeez," said Rather. "I have no idea." "Well then," said Little Tommy, "how is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know shit?" |
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11 Sep 04 - 04:58 PM (#1269482) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: GUEST Good one! |
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11 Sep 04 - 04:59 PM (#1269483) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: Don Firth Cute, but does it add to the clarity of the discussion? Don Firth |
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11 Sep 04 - 05:03 PM (#1269486) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: pdq No Don, but one thing Mudcat sorely needs right now is humor. |
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11 Sep 04 - 05:08 PM (#1269491) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: GUEST,tarheel OMG!!!!! no threats here for me?...will wonders never cease!!! i thought it was funny too! |
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11 Sep 04 - 05:21 PM (#1269498) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: CarolC Deer don't eat grass. They browse on the foliage of bushes, trees, and other leafy plants, but not grass. That's why their shit looks a lot like rabbit shit. Rabbits have similar eating habits to deer. Can you guess which animal has shit that looks and smells the most like human shit? Groundhogs (woodchuck). Imagine that. I wonder what that says about humans. |
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11 Sep 04 - 05:32 PM (#1269506) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: GUEST A good joke AND an informative poo post. :0) |
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11 Sep 04 - 05:45 PM (#1269515) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: Jack the Sailor Ground hog with hit sauce mmmmmmmm |
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11 Sep 04 - 06:02 PM (#1269535) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: Georgiansilver When I thought I had seen it all on Mudcat...there's this! |
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11 Sep 04 - 06:26 PM (#1269551) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: CarolC You aint seen nothin yet. You ought to spend some time in the archives. |
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11 Sep 04 - 07:00 PM (#1269600) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: DougR Funny tarheel. DougR |
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11 Sep 04 - 07:03 PM (#1269604) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: Georgiansilver Hey Carol C are you following me. Roflol |
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11 Sep 04 - 07:04 PM (#1269605) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: Nerd You sure that's tar on your heel, though? |
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11 Sep 04 - 08:34 PM (#1269642) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: CarolC Nope. Just an uncanny coincidence, GS. Roll of the dice. |
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11 Sep 04 - 10:28 PM (#1269682) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: mack/misophist About that joke; am I to infer that politics is shit? |
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12 Sep 04 - 08:35 PM (#1270548) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: Cluin Didn't you know that already? |
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13 Sep 04 - 05:19 PM (#1271410) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: GUEST Politics is shite. |
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13 Sep 04 - 11:48 PM (#1271688) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: GUEST,tarheel dang,you peopple have no sense of humor and are too sensitive to even be in an area where an open discussion forum is takin'place...geeezzzzzz!and by the way,CAROL....back in the days of the CB RADIO'S,"woodchuck" was my HANDLE!and i guess you think your chit do't stink! |
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13 Sep 04 - 11:55 PM (#1271692) Subject: RE: BS: dan rather and politics From: CarolC and by the way,CAROL...and i guess you think your chit do't stink! Why would you say that, tarheel? Don't you have any sense of humor? Anyway, I have just compared the smell of my shit to that of a groundhog, and I can tell you, as someone who used to do wildlife rehabilitation work, groundhog shit does, indeed, stink. |