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BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?

13 Sep 04 - 02:34 AM (#1270790)
Subject: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Hello,
Guest Richard is goingf to join mudcat wehn he thinks of a good name, last week he saying "people should give me ideas for good names"

a bit about him=He is fiddle bloke from Hull, and he is doing Phd in fish [marine conversation?]
so i thought of calling him "That fishy bloke from hull waht plats the fiddle", but maybe thats a bit too long?


so put your ideas here, and he pick the best one, [he does singing as well, he did a song one day at our flok club]
maybe ="That singing fishy bloke from hull waht goes to unibersity and knows all about fish etc and plays the fiffle"?
no, thats even longer!


13 Sep 04 - 02:36 AM (#1270791)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

How about="Richard from Hull"?


13 Sep 04 - 03:16 AM (#1270804)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne

He should join, he is going to save cod with his Phd, so... How about "Ged's bumboy from Hull" oh, sorry, that's not fishy enough is it? ok, how about "sir codhead of Hull"


13 Sep 04 - 03:18 AM (#1270806)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

"Ged's fishy boyfrend from hull"?


13 Sep 04 - 03:28 AM (#1270813)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,guest: cookieless m'grathofaltcar

Dicky Fiddlefish


13 Sep 04 - 03:31 AM (#1270815)
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From: Blowzabella

Hull's Fishy Fiddler?


13 Sep 04 - 03:33 AM (#1270817)
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From: Micca

Ichty9Fiddle or just Ichty9


13 Sep 04 - 03:35 AM (#1270819)
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From: jonm

The piece of Cod which passeth all understanding....


13 Sep 04 - 03:45 AM (#1270826)
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From: mooman

Codfiddler....?

No perhaps not on second thoughts!

Peace

moo


13 Sep 04 - 03:57 AM (#1270832)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard

Whilst it is true that I like it roughly from behind,I protest at being descibed as Ged's boyfriend! He is simply a passing fancy, and I am still looking for a nice boy my own age. Ged is WAY too old for me!
             Flamenco, the true path! oh shit! I have given myself away!


13 Sep 04 - 04:00 AM (#1270837)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Shanghaiceltic

Codpiece!


13 Sep 04 - 04:01 AM (#1270839)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

how about "That fiddle bloke, Ted's boyfrend"?

you'll be fighting over the nail varnish!


13 Sep 04 - 04:15 AM (#1270856)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: s6k

hahahahahahaha.

cant think of a name
will have a think and reply later


13 Sep 04 - 04:16 AM (#1270857)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Dave the Gnome

How about one-upping John and becoming King Richard of Hull.

Although I guess it should be more correctly displayed as 'king Richard of Hull or even Richard of 'king Hull...

Cheers

:D


13 Sep 04 - 04:25 AM (#1270865)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Georgiansilver

Dick of 'ull.
Best wishes.


13 Sep 04 - 04:27 AM (#1270867)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne

Too late Dave, jOhn has been killed and is now a Saint.


13 Sep 04 - 04:28 AM (#1270868)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

saint is boring, i'm just a sir again!


13 Sep 04 - 04:31 AM (#1270871)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: ossonflags

To inject a little sense into this important quest I would suggest

"Risteard is aimn dom"

which translated from the gaelic means; "Richard is my name"


13 Sep 04 - 04:47 AM (#1270884)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: muppett

Sod Cod

Cpt. Cod

Cod ull

Coddick

Ricod

Codard

Cod fiddler


13 Sep 04 - 04:48 AM (#1270889)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne

COD FIDDLER!!!! brilliant name. Someone ring him and tell him his new name.


13 Sep 04 - 04:52 AM (#1270890)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Georgiansilver

Coddler


13 Sep 04 - 05:07 AM (#1270897)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: s6k

Codger


13 Sep 04 - 05:54 AM (#1270917)
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From: The Beast of Farlington

The Beast of Hull


13 Sep 04 - 06:22 AM (#1270931)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard

Wow! Thanks for all your suggestions. I think I will settle for 'Ged's bumboy'


13 Sep 04 - 06:42 AM (#1270942)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard

That last Richard was not me. I will choose all the B's, and go for "Beverley Bum Bandit"


13 Sep 04 - 06:43 AM (#1270943)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

And never settle for Les.


13 Sep 04 - 07:47 AM (#1270980)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick

Benthos Stringstroker


13 Sep 04 - 07:49 AM (#1270982)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Sttaw Legend

Dick on G String


13 Sep 04 - 08:04 AM (#1270988)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

I'm getting rather concerned. I've never met this slippery fellow.


13 Sep 04 - 08:29 AM (#1271009)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Blowzabella at work

Hullfire & Dalmation!!


13 Sep 04 - 08:31 AM (#1271016)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

Hulloctopus.


13 Sep 04 - 08:36 AM (#1271021)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard (the real one)

Hello everyone,

Thank you for your suggestions - they have provided me with much amusement. Being lilly-livered and indecisive, I can't decide which name to take yet. My favourites so far are (in no particular order):

Dicky Fiddlefish
Risteard is aimn dom
Sod Cod
Cpt. Cod
Cod fiddler (Coddler)
Benthos Stringstroker

I was thinking myself of Crispy Cod Piece...

Keep 'em coming!


13 Sep 04 - 08:44 AM (#1271026)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne

How do we know that's the real cod fondler?


13 Sep 04 - 08:51 AM (#1271030)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard (the real one)

Easy ted, you know I wear dresses when I play the fiddle. Don't you remember the stunning sequined backless one I wore at Farlington? Case proven I think.


13 Sep 04 - 08:53 AM (#1271033)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne

Yep, that's the real Richard alright. Never knowingly under dressed!


13 Sep 04 - 09:33 AM (#1271077)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

Dick?


13 Sep 04 - 09:33 AM (#1271078)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick

Violin Case?


13 Sep 04 - 09:44 AM (#1271099)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick

Fillet with Music

Fish Scales

Fishfinger

Doctor Fillet

Codjigtation (think about it - sorry, couldn't resist that)


(BTW - Are you coming to Last Nights Fun on Friday Richard? Let us know if you are short of somewhere to sleep. Sure Ben would let you tent it if you prefer but we'd best let him know).


13 Sep 04 - 09:53 AM (#1271109)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

I'll only go if there any cracks to slide into


13 Sep 04 - 10:15 AM (#1271129)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Jeri

Fishdiddley?
Uca Man? (Or Uca from Hull, Uca Transvitestes, Uca, etc...some horrible pun about scales, with extra points awarded for Latin.

Do you people in Hull go around to people's houses in the dead of night and drag them out, kicking and screaming, to sign up on Mudcat? Is this all part of Hull's plot for world domination? In any case, welcome, Richard the Ichthyothingie.


13 Sep 04 - 10:18 AM (#1271133)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Peg

Professor Codfiddle


I like Codfiddler as well


13 Sep 04 - 10:37 AM (#1271154)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick

Codfather (Parts I-III)


13 Sep 04 - 10:51 AM (#1271164)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: katlaughing

Somephing Phishee (this way comes/cums!)


13 Sep 04 - 10:55 AM (#1271167)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,The Real Richard

Hello Nick,

I am coming to LNF on friday (apparently unusually for me on friday nights, not in a dress). I will be bringing some friends and we intend to camp (3 small tents) to enable supping of wondrous ale. I did ring the Blacksmith's Arms a week ago, and they said it would be fine (though I didn't speak to Ben). If you could check for me I would be most grateful.

Jeri, I'm not being dragged kicking and screaming into Mudcat. I have been here for some time, first as a lurker, then as GUEST, Richard. 'Tis time I became a member. I thought that a naming threat might initiate hilarity and humour. I am not sure whether this was a sensible decision but there have been some good suggestions. Thank you for your welcome.

Richard.


13 Sep 04 - 11:44 AM (#1271193)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,The Really real Richard

I'm Spartacus


13 Sep 04 - 12:01 PM (#1271207)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Georgiansilver

Fishchat fiddler.....Vile-innit.....Codconvo.......Grappelican.....
the possibilities are endless. Best wishes.


13 Sep 04 - 12:02 PM (#1271208)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: pdq

Phischstick


13 Sep 04 - 12:09 PM (#1271210)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick

Ghotighoddler (pronounced 'fishfiddler' obviously)


13 Sep 04 - 12:42 PM (#1271231)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

I like Captain Cod!


13 Sep 04 - 01:41 PM (#1271272)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

Codswallop.


13 Sep 04 - 04:40 PM (#1271349)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

Yes.


15 Sep 04 - 03:41 AM (#1272099)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Fish Bloke from Hull.


15 Sep 04 - 03:47 AM (#1272101)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne

I watched him play last night at The Woolpack, and I reckon his name should be "I couldn't tune this violin properly if my knob depended on it, I know, I'll blame the pipes"


15 Sep 04 - 04:55 AM (#1272140)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Sttaw Legend

I've told him about tuneing it with his knob before, more rosin required.


15 Sep 04 - 05:27 AM (#1272153)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard (the real one)

Hello everyone,
         
            Yes it is true that I had a lot of trouble tuning my violin, being sat on Ged's knee didn't help. I kept falling off whenever I reached up for the tuning pegs.


15 Sep 04 - 06:02 AM (#1272185)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: ThreeSheds

Richard
I suppose violin scale or Fiddly Scales would too obvious
It occurred to me that its a bit like the Charge of the light brigade asking for suggestions for a mudcat login name
Were you wearing you black dress last night at the Woolpack I had hoped to come along but the Tetse fly that lives at the back of my shed has stuck again and laid me low so I'm rattling full of antibiotics and steroids and off the ale. I diidnt turn up as I get v morose if I'm in a pub and can't have a pint and theres no way I'll shell out a couple of qiud for a pint of lemonade

Andy


15 Sep 04 - 06:10 AM (#1272189)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Raggytash

I am thinking of changing my name to Carpet Face.
    Flamenco, the true path! oh bugger! Given the game away there I think!


15 Sep 04 - 06:27 AM (#1272202)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

Martian Gibbon


17 Sep 04 - 07:35 AM (#1273933)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne

Well? What's it to be the Dicky?


17 Sep 04 - 07:48 AM (#1273939)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick

Richard -

Not sure whether you'll see this before we see you tonight. Hopefully so.

I hope it is not stating the obvious to say ...

REMEMBER TO BRING THE VIOLIN

Last time, band started about 9 and the evening was marked by silence prior to them coming on. Donald is up for playing a few things and I'll give it a go - interested in stroking a few toons before?

Trust you've had lots of sleep. If it goes the same as last time (which of course it might not) it was a very late night and part of the fun was getting the chance to sing and play along with the band informally afterwards (c1am onwards...)

BTW, we have tried to move the echo chamber (sorry, gents toilet) into the main part of the pub as a performance aid but it has met with resistance from the landlord and regulars. Still you can't have everything (there's no where to put it all)

See ya later


17 Sep 04 - 08:46 AM (#1273997)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Cod Fiddler

Hello super ted. Cod Fiddler it is!

Hello Nick, I haven't had much sleep and I have a moderate hangover but I will survive. I'll bring the fiddle. I hope that we do get the chance to play with the band! That would be very exciting. I'm sorry to hear about the echo chamber - I'll just have to go to the toilet to play with myself so to speak.

See you later.


17 Sep 04 - 10:35 AM (#1274086)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Oaklet

Whelk-ome, Cod Fiddler.


17 Sep 04 - 11:28 AM (#1274130)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

fish-PHiDler
or
PHiDdle-fish


17 Sep 04 - 11:55 AM (#1274163)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Les from Hull

I hope that we might welcome Cod Fiddler (and others of course) to our monthly session in Hull - Sunday afternoon at the Black Boy in High Street.


18 Sep 04 - 03:19 AM (#1274788)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

What about Sir rIchard from Hull. Maybe all the mudcatters from Hull could be called Sir and become the new knights of the round table.


18 Sep 04 - 11:51 AM (#1274975)
Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST

How about The Fish Dick From Hull?