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14 Sep 04 - 01:47 AM (#1271748) Subject: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,SueB Well, I don't know what you were expecting, but here's a link to a Yahoo!News - Oddly Enough article. |
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14 Sep 04 - 02:07 AM (#1271758) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Teresa Hmmm, there are a lot of odd people around; makes the world more interestinger. ;) Er, which article were you referring to, or shall we make a synthesis of all of them? Cow gets nipples pierced? Boiler lands on ... no never mind; too weird for me, even. The boiler landing on the old man, killing him on impact ... now that one really made me cringe. Definitely not funny, that one. :( T |
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14 Sep 04 - 02:33 AM (#1271775) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,SueB Ackshually, it was the one about necrophilia finally being made officially illegal in California. It's enough of a problem that they had to make a law about it? I had no idea... |
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14 Sep 04 - 02:40 AM (#1271778) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Teresa ahhhh yes ... very strange indeed. Maybe he'll leave off the gay marriage thing, though, if he's concentrating on the necrophilia issue? Probably not. [sigh] T |
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14 Sep 04 - 02:48 AM (#1271782) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne Having read that, all I can think of to say is......Bloody hell!!!! If necrophilia is so much of a problem, what about all the other strange things that some people do? Is this the start of a whole series of odd legislations on sexual practices? We might find things we never even knew existed if it goes on! Love Lynne |
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14 Sep 04 - 02:59 AM (#1271787) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: George Papavgeris Quite right. After all necrophilia stinks. It is another nail on the coffin of a decaying society. As for me, I'd rather die before I let a necrophiliac touch me. |
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14 Sep 04 - 03:29 AM (#1271805) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,SueB ROTFLMAO! |
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14 Sep 04 - 04:18 AM (#1271834) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Dave Bryant Necrophilia is dead boring ! |
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14 Sep 04 - 05:00 AM (#1271858) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie Two worms in a cemetery, making love in dead Ernest. INCEST!! The family game, that game only the family can play. Buy your family incest for christmas. Man walking along the beach in Normandy, finds the naked body of girl on the sand. Checks that she's dead, then goes off to fetch gendarmes. Upon their return they find an old tramp making love to the corpse. "Monsieur please desist the young lady she is dead!" "Oh I am sorry" said the tramp, "I thought she was English. English lady dies while on holiday in France, and her husband decides to have her buried there, as she loved the country. Being on holiday he did not have any clothing suitable for a funeral, so he decides to buy a black hat as a start. He asked the concierge where he could purchase un capot noir, she looks shocked but sends him to the chemists shop. Bonjour Monsieur, avez vous un capot noir? Un capot noir Monsieur, pourquoi aimez vous un capot noir? Parce que ma femme et mort Ah les Anglais, quelle finesse!! I'll get my wooden overcoat......Giok |
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14 Sep 04 - 12:03 PM (#1271868) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Georgiansilver I used to be into flaggelation, necrophilia and bestiality till I realised I was flogging a dead horse! Best wishes. |
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14 Sep 04 - 12:13 PM (#1271878) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: wysiwyg Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! :~) ~S~ |
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14 Sep 04 - 12:49 PM (#1271915) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Leadfingers Define 'Strange' !! |
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14 Sep 04 - 01:29 PM (#1271954) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: freda underhill The Redback Spider is found all over Australia in open bushland, but is especially common in urban areas. Bites are always from females as the male is much smaller and has jaws that are unable to penetrate human skin. The venom is highly toxic to humans but effective antivenom is widely available and no deaths have occurred since its development. The Redback Spider is also famous for the male's suicidal tendencies. After mating, he spins around so that his abdomen is against the female's fangs, effectively sacrificing himself to her. She mauls him, usually fatally, and eats him. If he escapes, he does so severely injured and returns to mate again-this time to certain death. |
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14 Sep 04 - 01:35 PM (#1271962) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Michael Quote from above news item on necrophilia: 'Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering' ????? !!! Mike |
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14 Sep 04 - 01:40 PM (#1271968) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,sicko ..I used to be in to nceorilphia utnil some rotten cnut split on me... |
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14 Sep 04 - 01:48 PM (#1271979) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Michael Are you sure that shouldn't say 'spilt' ? |
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15 Sep 04 - 03:05 AM (#1272076) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne YUK!!! |
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15 Sep 04 - 04:06 AM (#1272124) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Dave Hanson I once knew a girl called Mary Skinner, Many's the time I've had it in her, I've had it standing, I've had it lying, If I'd had wings I'd have had it flying, Now she's dead but not forgotten.......... Dig her up and shag her rotten |
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15 Sep 04 - 04:15 AM (#1272128) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie Sigh!!! I blame myself really. |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:11 AM (#1272190) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne With some men, rigor mortis is probably as good as it gets! |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:13 AM (#1272192) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: robomatic Well, the Governator is keeping a campaign progress. Eveybody else is dead against it. |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:15 AM (#1272194) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: freda underhill these comments are mortifying, more rigorous examination of the topic may have grave consequences. |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:29 AM (#1272203) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Georgiansilver Really, I am dying to find out more! I must bury my head in a book and research it. Best wishes. |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:36 AM (#1272208) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon I have many far to rude for this site but I like practicing. |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:38 AM (#1272211) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Dave Hanson Ah go on, go on, go on go on. eric |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:41 AM (#1272212) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon OK OK I once left my socks on when making love - pure heaven |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:43 AM (#1272213) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Paco Rabanne What, on your knob? |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:46 AM (#1272215) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon I'll have you know the goat was smileing, and the donkey |
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15 Sep 04 - 07:09 AM (#1272232) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: ThreeSheds Hull on top again http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html |
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15 Sep 04 - 08:02 AM (#1272253) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Dave Bryant If any women are into necrophilia and don't want to wait around until I kick the bucket, I'm perfectly prepared to pretend that I'm dead. |
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15 Sep 04 - 08:20 AM (#1272265) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,femcats enough of these mudcatty comments. dave, pretending you're dead is not enough, if you're sincere, a good self sacrifice is in order. The corpus delecti of this thread is proven - all speculative corporeal delicacies are mere compost , humus of the humerous, awaiting the final consumme - something's rotten in the thread of mudcat, and its not dave bryant. several rampaging felines, eyeing off the entrails of destruction, looking for a good maul. BTW, here's mudcat in your eye, Dave! |
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15 Sep 04 - 06:27 PM (#1272863) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Micca It adds a new slant to the phrase " laid in your tomb" though!! |
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15 Sep 04 - 08:40 PM (#1272942) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Little Hawk Shingling wombats. |
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15 Sep 04 - 09:11 PM (#1272966) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Bill D punch line to OLD joke: "...but, mon cherí, don't you want to have children?" |
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16 Sep 04 - 12:27 AM (#1273096) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: dick greenhaus Times have changed. Back when I was in college (late 1940s) the editor of the Princeton humor magazine was suspended (or expelled--I disremember) for the following comment: "Virginity is probably the most bizarre, and least rewarding, of the sexual perversions." |
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16 Sep 04 - 02:58 AM (#1273137) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne "Bestiality's best, boys, Bestiality's best F--k a wallaby...... Bestiality's best boys, Bestiality's best. Have a screw with a gnu boys, Have a screw with a gnu....etc" |
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16 Sep 04 - 06:05 PM (#1273510) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST Great joy they reap from tupping sheep In sundry bogs & ditches -- Nor care a damn if it's a ram, Those hardy sons of bitches! -- "The Pioneers" |
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16 Sep 04 - 07:55 PM (#1273642) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,Opus Penguin lust! |
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16 Sep 04 - 08:12 PM (#1273653) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Peace Penguin lust! You say that like it's a BAD thing. |
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17 Sep 04 - 02:35 AM (#1273759) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,penguin I resent being objectified. show some resPECT! dammit. fresh penguin (eggs a treat) |
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17 Sep 04 - 03:51 AM (#1273803) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Georgiansilver Penguin lust, you can keep it...It takes too long to get the wrapper off! |
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17 Sep 04 - 06:21 AM (#1273897) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: ThreeSheds Youre sat on my Yorkie Bar Punchline to another old joke |
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17 Sep 04 - 08:27 AM (#1273983) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Steve Parkes In the American Book of Penguin Folk Songs' version of Foreman Young Monroe (aka The Jam on Jerry's Rocks), FYM's girlfriend, on hearing of his drowning, expresses the wish to be laid by him ... hope she at least waited till he'd dried out. |
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17 Sep 04 - 01:52 PM (#1274258) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie This thread is dead boring! Giok |
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17 Sep 04 - 05:23 PM (#1274461) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,neck yo feel ya--whatever |
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17 Sep 04 - 06:11 PM (#1274512) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne Penguins? I thought it was mars bars? |
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17 Sep 04 - 06:19 PM (#1274519) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Bill D I have no idea what a "Yorkie Bar" is |
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17 Sep 04 - 06:21 PM (#1274521) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,MBS Lynne,i have tried a mars bar!!!!!!!!!!!!. |
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17 Sep 04 - 07:48 PM (#1274611) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Midchuck Said a widow, whose singular vice Was to keep her late husband on ice: "It's been hard since I lost him. I'll never defrost him! Cold comfort, but cheap at the price." Peter |
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17 Sep 04 - 07:51 PM (#1274615) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Yorkie Bar is waht truck drivers eat. |
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17 Sep 04 - 08:05 PM (#1274627) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Bill D truck drivers eat one of THESE? On a stick? Covered with chocolate? |
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17 Sep 04 - 08:09 PM (#1274630) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Bill D oh, I should have known but why is it not for girls? |
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17 Sep 04 - 08:52 PM (#1274651) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: The Fooles Troupe Well, It's not the actual dog itself, but something the dog produces - you only THINK it's covered in chocolate... and somehow, I think that's likely only a guy thing... if you read the wrapper closely it says "M Gibbon Productions".... and that certainly IS one of the weirder 'Strange sexual practices' I have, if you pardon the expression, come across.... |
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18 Sep 04 - 04:47 AM (#1274802) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie Was that the dog the drunk was sick over in a bar? [self punctuating sentence] Giok |
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18 Sep 04 - 04:59 AM (#1274808) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon I seem to recall being in bed once with my hot water bottle and it leaked. |
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18 Sep 04 - 02:09 PM (#1275072) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne Guest MBS.....I don't believe you!!!!! |
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18 Sep 04 - 02:10 PM (#1275075) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne Not that way anyway.....surely??? |
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18 Sep 04 - 02:21 PM (#1275084) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie A Mars a day, helps you work, rest, and have it away! Giok |
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18 Sep 04 - 03:16 PM (#1275114) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,MBS Sorry Lynne but its true.I enjoy my sex life. |
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18 Sep 04 - 03:44 PM (#1275128) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Tannywheeler Tears running down my face -- gotta go to the bathroom. If you ever tell my kids I read the stuff in this thread I'll call you a liar. Shakespeare, thou shouldst be living at this hour. Beats your ("Look for me tomorrow and you'll find me a grave man.") all hollow. Tw |
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18 Sep 04 - 08:14 PM (#1275238) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,grave little digger One night as I was wandering, the graveyard along alistenin to the little bards, their pleasant laughing song three mounted bodies did i find Foolestroupe, Giok and BillD We've died and we've surrendered said the wild Colonial three.... |
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18 Sep 04 - 09:00 PM (#1275272) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Bill D in the face of poetry like that, even McGonnigle would surrender! |
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19 Sep 04 - 04:58 AM (#1275431) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie Stuffed and mounted, post mortem I hope! Giok |
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19 Sep 04 - 06:01 AM (#1275450) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,graveyard digger Last night after working in the graveyard I had to get up and walk around, I was feeling a little stiff. Little digger |
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19 Sep 04 - 07:36 AM (#1275483) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne Yes, Guest MBS, I can see that you do! So do I, but it doesn't usually involve chocolate. That's a whole separate sensual experience! And a lot depends on which end of the mars bar you are at, I think! Or which end of you the mars bar is at......... Since you can't possibly be who I thought you were, and you are MBS....who are you?? |
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19 Sep 04 - 07:59 AM (#1275491) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,MBS. Thats for me too know and you to find out Lynne???????.See you at the reunion in February. |
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19 Sep 04 - 10:58 AM (#1275556) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne That's not fair! At least tell me if you are male or female? |
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19 Sep 04 - 11:35 AM (#1275588) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,MBS Yes it is!.Patience is a virtue. |
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19 Sep 04 - 02:56 PM (#1275730) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Georgiansilver mmmmmmpost 69 |
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19 Sep 04 - 03:03 PM (#1275737) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie Don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards. ;~) Giok |
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19 Sep 04 - 03:29 PM (#1275764) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Nigel Parsons It's alright, there was some cotton 'floss' provided! |
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19 Sep 04 - 03:44 PM (#1275775) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: MBSLynne I've never been noted for virtuousness! |
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19 Sep 04 - 03:53 PM (#1275782) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie I lost my virtuosity as quickly as I could. Giok |
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19 Sep 04 - 04:44 PM (#1275820) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST Anyone having sex with Martin Gibson is involved in a strange sexual practice. |
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19 Sep 04 - 04:49 PM (#1275827) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Georgiansilver Notice you don't use a name GUEST so assume you are the one involved with Martin and have first hand experience as you present as if you know what you are talking about. |
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19 Sep 04 - 05:00 PM (#1275833) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Charley Noble The boys always called her "cementary" because she liked to lay in graves. Cheerily, Charley Ignoble |
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19 Sep 04 - 05:41 PM (#1275871) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Joe_F She was only a gravedigger's daughter, but she liked lying under the sod. |
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20 Sep 04 - 04:36 PM (#1276678) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Joe_F Some years ago, some deep-sea researchers published in _Science_ an account (with pictures -- they had taken movies) of a sexual encounter between two octopuses. They were both male, and of different species. I doubt if it counts as flagellation, tho. |
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20 Sep 04 - 06:07 PM (#1276751) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: John MacKenzie They both had tentacles then? Giok |
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20 Sep 04 - 07:13 PM (#1276802) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: Georgiansilver Has anyone ever seen an octopus "getting it's legs over"? |
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20 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM (#1276813) Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices From: GUEST,Paranoid Android Have you ever seen an octopus trying to remove the kilt from a set of bagpipes? |
