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BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults

17 Sep 04 - 03:45 PM (#1274356)
Subject: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: el_punkoid_nouveau

I have been asked for some suitable insults for a Rennaissance bar wench to hand out to customers at a bar. Part of a Rennaissance Festival near Auburn Hills in the US.

All suggestions gratefully received!


17 Sep 04 - 04:03 PM (#1274376)
Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: GUEST

shakespearean insults

another generator

yet another

I like "swag-bellied malt-worm"

"boil brained lout" would be another good one


17 Sep 04 - 07:15 PM (#1274563)
Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: Chris Green

Queen Elizabeth, when asked to dine by a gentleman of the court, replied "Faugh! I'd sooner eat turds in a cave with savages!"


17 Sep 04 - 07:21 PM (#1274568)
Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: Georgiansilver

You spawny eyed, parrot faced wazzock!


17 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM (#1274572)
Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: GUEST,parrot faced wazzock

I'll have you know my eyes are my best feature.


17 Sep 04 - 07:31 PM (#1274584)
Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: wysiwyg

E ate savages with her turds????!!!

~S~


17 Sep 04 - 07:40 PM (#1274598)
Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: Chris Green

Why not? Bear in mind that potatoes hadn't been invented, after all.