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29 Sep 04 - 01:50 PM (#1284194) Subject: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: greg stephens I see Macclesfield council is advertising a vacancy for an "Anti-Social Behaviour Coordinator", at a salary of £23,328-27,937. Personally, I should have thought the police have enough trouble already dealing with the random occurrences of this kind of thing, without paying someone to organise it. |
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29 Sep 04 - 01:52 PM (#1284195) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: Leadfingers Reminds me of my old mate who was going to apply for a job as a 'Sexual Harrassment Officer' til he found the idea was to STOP it ! |
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29 Sep 04 - 02:13 PM (#1284204) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: GUEST,Frug In my sphere of work we have Teenage Pregnancy Cordinators !!!!!!!! Frank |
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29 Sep 04 - 03:10 PM (#1284246) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: Micca It has to be on a par with the ad that appeared in the "New Scientist" years ago for an "Edible Oil Technologist" |
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29 Sep 04 - 06:39 PM (#1284395) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: Bill D "Anti-Social Behaviour Coordinator"?? we already have those...they're called football coaches |
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30 Sep 04 - 05:58 AM (#1284756) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: GUEST |
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30 Sep 04 - 06:03 AM (#1284760) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: GUEST,Mingulay Sorry that was me above having finger trouble. I sometimes find that there are far too many on each hand and that they like to act independantly. What I was going to say was the company I work for (honestly I do) recently PAID a grafitti "artist" for some "work". Seems there's no limit on what marketing people will do to sell a product. |
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30 Sep 04 - 10:24 AM (#1284913) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: The Fooles Troupe Then there's the Position of Vice President... |
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30 Sep 04 - 11:06 AM (#1284944) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: Strollin' Johnny Very similar to the Irishman who walked into the police station, pointed to the 'Wanted - Rapist' poster and asked for an application form. It's dark in this cave............................ |
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30 Sep 04 - 01:12 PM (#1285029) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: frogprince From an ancient British movie, "The knack, and how to get it": Young "bird", romping around with other young people in park, suffers accidental blow to head; wakes up dazed and confused, with the notion she had been assaulted; runs to to door of a nearby house and, when the housewife opens, cries "rape"; housewife calmly says, "No thank you, not today", and closes door. Probably much better actually seen in the flick.... |
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30 Sep 04 - 11:29 PM (#1285566) Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator From: Blissfully Ignorant There was a job vacancy for a hermit, at some national park or castle somewhere a while ago. They wanted someone to live in a cave and glare at people, i think....I was going to apply myself, but thought better of it. They probably wanted someone with a beard. |