01 Oct 04 - 11:53 AM (#1286134) Subject: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk jOhn's been moaning about all the Kerry threads. Other people have been moaning about all the Hull threads. We need to determine who is actually more popular on Mudcat, Kerry or jOhn from Hull...jOhn from Hull or Kerry? Then we can ban the less popular one and save bandwidth. What say? I don't want to influence the voting process unduly, so I will not reveal my vote at this time... :-) Get out there and vote, Mudcat!!! |
01 Oct 04 - 11:54 AM (#1286137) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paco Rabanne jOhn of course, he is not as UGLY as Kerry either. |
01 Oct 04 - 11:57 AM (#1286142) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Cluin I'm not making up my mind until after the John Kerry - jOhn from Hull debate. |
01 Oct 04 - 12:00 PM (#1286145) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,TIA I'm not sure...help me out here before I vote. Kerry looks lke a horse, Bush looks like a turtle - what DOES jOhn look like? |
01 Oct 04 - 12:09 PM (#1286152) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk I've been wondering about that too, TIA. The mental picture I have of jOhn from Hull is pretty disturbing. I picture a tall, bearded, unkempt individual with a mad gleam in his eyes, his clothes disheveled and dirty, his fingers stained with nicotine and detritus. I picture him shambling down the seamier streets of Hull giving the eye to washerwomen and uttering incoherent outbursts at passersby. I picture him advancing ominously into seedy pubs, as the patrons shrink back, assaulting people who are foolish enough to ask him for a cigarette, and demanding "Whisky!" in thunderous tones which brook no opposition. I picture him cackling insanely as he types the word "rubbish" for the 6 millionth time on his computer keyboard in his noxious hovel of a flat. All this may, however, be entirely innacurate. He may look like a nice little respectable clerical chap. An accountant or something like that. Who can say? (By God, Bush DOES look like a turtle!) |
01 Oct 04 - 12:14 PM (#1286158) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: curmudgeon Lets have a picture of jOhn on the members photo page before voting. |
01 Oct 04 - 12:15 PM (#1286159) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Keith A of Hertford John gets my vote. Four More Beers ! |
01 Oct 04 - 12:16 PM (#1286161) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: pdq I voted for jOhn before I voted for Kerry. |
01 Oct 04 - 12:32 PM (#1286174) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Amos JoHn Kerry is the MAN. JoHn from hUll is the MOAN. A |
01 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM (#1286177) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Ellenpoly No contest. jOhn for Prime Minister. It's only a shame he ISN'T American! ..xx..e |
01 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM (#1286182) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: CarolC John from Hull (Second picture from top- middle person, and bottom picture.) |
01 Oct 04 - 12:42 PM (#1286183) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: PoppaGator Either one fulfills *my* primary criterion, "Anybody But Bush." jOhn would probably be more fun and more unpredictable, so I'll give him the nod. |
01 Oct 04 - 12:42 PM (#1286184) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: MMario definately j0hn |
01 Oct 04 - 12:49 PM (#1286188) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Augie Where do I get a lawn sign for j0hn? |
01 Oct 04 - 12:49 PM (#1286189) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Ellenpoly Takes a while to download all of these, but worth a look. Now I'm SURE I'd vote for jOhn..xx..e http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=3332&display=photoshop |
01 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM (#1286197) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull Are we SURE thats jOhn?...he's SMILING..... ...& no, I wouldnt know, never met the fella! (there are 350,000 people in Hull...& a lot of hats & beards in that lot!) But H*ll, even so, I'll vote for him, just on principle.... Good thread, LH....*G* |
01 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM (#1286198) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: CarolC Oh, man, Ellenpoly. Now I just want to go wash my brain out with soap. |
01 Oct 04 - 01:04 PM (#1286203) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull Oooops..& I really should have said SIR jOhn! Hmmm...does that mean we shouldnt be voting anyway, but that he should sit in the House of Lords as His Right? ...& Ellenpolly, those pics are just all kinds of wrong.....*L* |
01 Oct 04 - 01:30 PM (#1286217) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Georgiansilver You still haven't seen a pic of jOhn.....evasive or what...come on jOhn,picture on! for the uninitiated. Best wishes. |
01 Oct 04 - 01:33 PM (#1286219) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Well, he's jollier looking than I would have expected. jOhn from Hull in a definite lead, but the night is young! |
01 Oct 04 - 01:52 PM (#1286235) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull *G* |
01 Oct 04 - 02:01 PM (#1286242) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: CarolC My 01 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM post to this thread should not be construed as a vote in favor of John from Hull. In this election, I'm voting for Santa Clause. |
01 Oct 04 - 03:31 PM (#1286299) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull Duly Noted, CarolC *G* |
01 Oct 04 - 03:36 PM (#1286307) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace jOhn from 'ull. He makes more sense than Kerry AND Bush combined. Funny, he doesn't look 93. Has the typical grin of a cat lover. Delicious says he. |
01 Oct 04 - 03:40 PM (#1286314) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace I figure it like this: jOhn would start an "Is Iraq Rubbish" thread (in one of its variant spellings--all original) and by the time the thread was done so too would all interest in the geographical location of Iraq be done, and hence, peace would reign. |
01 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM (#1286317) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Uncle_DaveO What a disappointment! The picture makes jOhn look just like a human being! Dave Oesterreich |
01 Oct 04 - 05:47 PM (#1286415) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Blowzabella jOhn gets my vote - no contest. (How can it be a shame he isn't American? If he was American he couldn't be jOhn from Hull - or is there a Hull in America?) |
01 Oct 04 - 06:04 PM (#1286426) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace Hull, Alabama Hull, Georgia Hull, Illinois Hull, Iowa Hull, Marathon County, Wisconsin Hull, Massachusetts Hull, Portage County, Wisconsin |
01 Oct 04 - 06:05 PM (#1286429) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Bill D Hull |
01 Oct 04 - 06:08 PM (#1286432) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Bill D I suppose there are already LOTS of Johns ...but few j0hns... here. I'll vote for Kerry for pres., and j0hn for cultural attaché |
01 Oct 04 - 06:09 PM (#1286435) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace * Hull, Florida * Hull, Massachusetts * Hull, Minnesota * Hull, North Dakota * Hull, Ohio * Hull, Texas |
01 Oct 04 - 06:10 PM (#1286437) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace jOhn, when you decide where you'll move to, let us know and we'll warn 'em, OK? |
01 Oct 04 - 06:32 PM (#1286461) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Big Al Whittle jOhn has better jokes than Kerry. Kerry has that cryogenic look about him , and his jokes were crap on letterman. The thing that really works for Kerry is that he hasn't started any wars and that people like Martin Gibson who go about being nasty to everyone don't like him. At least Blair made some sort of apology for this last war. It's inadequate when you consider what a terrible thing war is. Bush keeps banging on that the world's a safer place - not for those people who are dead its not. |
01 Oct 04 - 06:33 PM (#1286462) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: pdq Hull, Abaloo? |
01 Oct 04 - 07:04 PM (#1286490) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Three hours to go, and jOhn is way ahead! Does Kerry still have a chance? |
01 Oct 04 - 07:11 PM (#1286501) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Georgiansilver The pictures you thought were jOhn were NOT jOhn. You have been misled folks. Best wishes. |
01 Oct 04 - 07:15 PM (#1286504) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: s6k i vote jOhn is the best, he shud be pressident |
01 Oct 04 - 07:32 PM (#1286514) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Jon It's not clear to me what we are voting on... If it is whether I've found the us pres. election, etc. threads more interesting than the rubbish, etc. threads then Kerry gets my vote. If we are voting for an intelligent person with integrity and decency, or for the person I'd prefer to have a drink with, or for US president then John From Hull gets my vote. |
01 Oct 04 - 08:01 PM (#1286529) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,milk monitor jOhn off course. |
01 Oct 04 - 10:07 PM (#1286595) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Ron Davies Can we get a proviso that jOhn only takes over after November, just as Kerry will only take over from Bush in January 2005? On the long term, there's no question--jOhn is the one--hope he has a lot more than "'4 More Years" as ruler of the Mudcat threads! |
01 Oct 04 - 10:34 PM (#1286604) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Shanghaiceltic The choice is easy, Sir jOhn from'Ull for World Leader. Then he can tell any president or prime minister that they are crap! |
02 Oct 04 - 03:32 AM (#1286692) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Roger the Skiffler Did "Herman Munster" Kerry ever start a folk club?? Did jOhn serve in Vietnam? Horses for courses. RtS |
02 Oct 04 - 06:30 AM (#1286743) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Sttaw Legend Sir jOhn wins hands down - we know all Sir jOhns secrets but we dont know Kerrys beware! |
02 Oct 04 - 07:37 AM (#1286768) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: jacqui.c jOhn for sure. |
02 Oct 04 - 08:45 AM (#1286797) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Dave the Gnome My vote goes to John from Kerry (We must have one, surely!) :D |
02 Oct 04 - 08:49 AM (#1286800) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Chris Green Having just read the "Dead People in Freezers" thread, I would unhesitatingly vote for sir jOhn from hull. I've often felt that Kerry is unduly ambivalent about the whole area of cryogenics. |
02 Oct 04 - 09:37 AM (#1286815) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: ThreeSheds I'd like to know how jOhn stands on hamsters |
02 Oct 04 - 09:44 AM (#1286817) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Chris Green With hob-nailed boots? |
02 Oct 04 - 10:19 AM (#1286834) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Blowzabella And in terms of knowing your opponent, Kerry doesn't know as much about jOhn as jOhn does about curry!!! (In fact jOhn from Hull is possibly more popular than curry, never mind Kerry!) |
02 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM (#1286889) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Cull the Bull from Hull There is Slur jOhn9 from Hull And there is Les from Hull PLEASE, No Mor(e) from Hull Just kidding. jOhn is better looking than Kerry or Bush and definitely sMarter than (a) Bush |
02 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM (#1287046) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Well, it's official. No recount required. jOhn from Hull is more popular on Mudcat than Kerry. This is despite the howls of a few Kerry-loving, jOhn-hating individuals who seem to comprise a very small but vociferous minority here. Bush is, of course, less popular than either jOhn from Hull OR Kerry, but we all knew that. It's an undeniable fact that jOhn from Hull has won this Mudcat election. Now live with it. |
02 Oct 04 - 06:36 PM (#1287052) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST I consider this a Straw Poll...it just sucks. |
02 Oct 04 - 06:38 PM (#1287054) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Ah...there's one them now. |
02 Oct 04 - 06:41 PM (#1287058) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST Okay Little Gawk (jOhn9's name for you) |
02 Nov 04 - 08:44 AM (#1314032) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Here is a photo of me= Click Here |
02 Nov 04 - 08:55 AM (#1314036) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Click Here [photo of Sir jOhn from Ull |
02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM (#1314104) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Strollin' Johnny Looks as though that one was taken when you were much older jOhn! :0) |
02 Nov 04 - 10:32 AM (#1314124) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Mingulay Surely that's Dubya doing an impression of jOhn doing an impression of a freshly landed cod. |
02 Nov 04 - 11:23 AM (#1314165) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Sttaw Legend That cant be you jOhn you haven't got your hat on. Millinery the true path. |
02 Nov 04 - 11:25 AM (#1314171) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Partridge No contest, jOhn gets my vote pat x |
02 Nov 04 - 11:37 AM (#1314182) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk My God, what a horrifying visage! He looks even more depraved and dissolute than I had expected. There is shockingly little mention of jOhn from Hull on CNN today, and I think that picture may have something to do with it. I am beginning to think that Kerry will edge him out in the polls. |
02 Nov 04 - 02:24 PM (#1314373) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Wyrd Sister Sir jOhn, does posting a pic mean you have accepted the nomination? I think we should be told. |
03 Nov 04 - 03:37 AM (#1314899) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Dead Horse I got my ballot paper stuck in the CD drawer. Must've been the spilled curry & bears on it. P.S. I aint tellin who got my vote, it's secret9 |
03 Nov 04 - 07:49 AM (#1315046) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: s6k forget about kerry and bush, what about j0hn from hull or arnold schwarzenegger? schwarzenegger has said he wants to be pressident, and j0hn from hull is also a worthy contender, for precident. I VOTE j0hn FROM HULL, HE WOULD BE BETTER PRESCIDENT THAN ANYONE ELSE, AND WOULD GET FREE CURRIES AS WELL. vote j0hn, or the hull posse will be round to sawt you art |
03 Nov 04 - 08:07 AM (#1315065) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST j0hn, is that you posting on s6k's computer? *G* |
03 Nov 04 - 09:41 AM (#1315167) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Quote=That not you, you not weering hat etc" I took hat off for photo, passport form say, "no hat allowed to wearing in photo". |
03 Nov 04 - 09:51 AM (#1315182) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST s6k, is that you posting on j0hn's computer? *G* |
03 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM (#1315190) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Guest-Is that you writing on Guests computer? g |
03 Nov 04 - 10:02 AM (#1315197) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Ps=Anyway, i havent got a computer, so waht you on about then? stupif! |
03 Nov 04 - 10:39 AM (#1315236) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: muppett JOHN FROM ULL GETS MY VOTE, see yer next month |
03 Nov 04 - 12:31 PM (#1315383) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Dead Horse If you havent got a computer, jOhn, you cant vote, as that would make you illiterate. I am sure Clinton would loan you his lap-top for a few bears. |
03 Nov 04 - 12:43 PM (#1315403) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: s6k IF I CANNOT VOTE FOR JOHN FROM HULL THEN I VOTE CLINTON |
04 Nov 04 - 11:26 AM (#1316513) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Yep, dpont forget that Mr Muppet is doing a jig in hull, next munth, see thread= Muppet in Hull. |
04 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM (#1316724) Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk jOhn, I suggest that you marry Hillary Clinton. Then you have a shot at becoming the "First Gentleman" or something like that... |