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BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?

01 Oct 04 - 11:53 AM (#1286134)
Subject: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Little Hawk

jOhn's been moaning about all the Kerry threads. Other people have been moaning about all the Hull threads. We need to determine who is actually more popular on Mudcat, Kerry or jOhn from Hull...jOhn from Hull or Kerry?

Then we can ban the less popular one and save bandwidth. What say?

I don't want to influence the voting process unduly, so I will not reveal my vote at this time... :-)

Get out there and vote, Mudcat!!!


01 Oct 04 - 11:54 AM (#1286137)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Paco Rabanne

jOhn of course, he is not as UGLY as Kerry either.


01 Oct 04 - 11:57 AM (#1286142)
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From: Cluin

I'm not making up my mind until after the John Kerry - jOhn from Hull debate.


01 Oct 04 - 12:00 PM (#1286145)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: GUEST,TIA

I'm not sure...help me out here before I vote. Kerry looks lke a horse, Bush looks like a turtle - what DOES jOhn look like?


01 Oct 04 - 12:09 PM (#1286152)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Little Hawk

I've been wondering about that too, TIA. The mental picture I have of jOhn from Hull is pretty disturbing. I picture a tall, bearded, unkempt individual with a mad gleam in his eyes, his clothes disheveled and dirty, his fingers stained with nicotine and detritus. I picture him shambling down the seamier streets of Hull giving the eye to washerwomen and uttering incoherent outbursts at passersby. I picture him advancing ominously into seedy pubs, as the patrons shrink back, assaulting people who are foolish enough to ask him for a cigarette, and demanding "Whisky!" in thunderous tones which brook no opposition. I picture him cackling insanely as he types the word "rubbish" for the 6 millionth time on his computer keyboard in his noxious hovel of a flat.

All this may, however, be entirely innacurate. He may look like a nice little respectable clerical chap. An accountant or something like that. Who can say?

(By God, Bush DOES look like a turtle!)


01 Oct 04 - 12:14 PM (#1286158)
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From: curmudgeon

Lets have a picture of jOhn on the members photo page before voting.


01 Oct 04 - 12:15 PM (#1286159)
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From: Keith A of Hertford

John gets my vote.

Four More Beers !


01 Oct 04 - 12:16 PM (#1286161)
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From: pdq

I voted for jOhn before I voted for Kerry.


01 Oct 04 - 12:32 PM (#1286174)
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From: Amos

JoHn Kerry is the MAN.

JoHn from hUll is the MOAN.

A


01 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM (#1286177)
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From: Ellenpoly

No contest.

jOhn for Prime Minister.

It's only a shame he ISN'T American!

..xx..e


01 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM (#1286182)
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From: CarolC

John from Hull

(Second picture from top- middle person, and bottom picture.)


01 Oct 04 - 12:42 PM (#1286183)
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From: PoppaGator

Either one fulfills *my* primary criterion, "Anybody But Bush."

jOhn would probably be more fun and more unpredictable, so I'll give him the nod.


01 Oct 04 - 12:42 PM (#1286184)
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From: MMario

definately j0hn


01 Oct 04 - 12:49 PM (#1286188)
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From: GUEST,Augie

Where do I get a lawn sign for j0hn?


01 Oct 04 - 12:49 PM (#1286189)
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From: Ellenpoly

Takes a while to download all of these, but worth a look.

Now I'm SURE I'd vote for jOhn..xx..e


http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=3332&display=photoshop


01 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM (#1286197)
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From: Paul from Hull

Are we SURE thats jOhn?...he's SMILING.....

...& no, I wouldnt know, never met the fella!

(there are 350,000 people in Hull...& a lot of hats & beards in that lot!)

But H*ll, even so, I'll vote for him, just on principle....

Good thread, LH....*G*


01 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM (#1286198)
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From: CarolC

Oh, man, Ellenpoly. Now I just want to go wash my brain out with soap.


01 Oct 04 - 01:04 PM (#1286203)
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From: Paul from Hull

Oooops..& I really should have said SIR jOhn!

Hmmm...does that mean we shouldnt be voting anyway, but that he should sit in the House of Lords as His Right?

...& Ellenpolly, those pics are just all kinds of wrong.....*L*


01 Oct 04 - 01:30 PM (#1286217)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Georgiansilver

You still haven't seen a pic of jOhn.....evasive or what...come on jOhn,picture on! for the uninitiated.
Best wishes.


01 Oct 04 - 01:33 PM (#1286219)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Little Hawk

Well, he's jollier looking than I would have expected. jOhn from Hull in a definite lead, but the night is young!


01 Oct 04 - 01:52 PM (#1286235)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Paul from Hull

*G*


01 Oct 04 - 02:01 PM (#1286242)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: CarolC

My 01 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM post to this thread should not be construed as a vote in favor of John from Hull. In this election, I'm voting for Santa Clause.


01 Oct 04 - 03:31 PM (#1286299)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Paul from Hull

Duly Noted, CarolC

*G*


01 Oct 04 - 03:36 PM (#1286307)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Peace

jOhn from 'ull. He makes more sense than Kerry AND Bush combined. Funny, he doesn't look 93. Has the typical grin of a cat lover. Delicious says he.


01 Oct 04 - 03:40 PM (#1286314)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Peace

I figure it like this: jOhn would start an "Is Iraq Rubbish" thread (in one of its variant spellings--all original) and by the time the thread was done so too would all interest in the geographical location of Iraq be done, and hence, peace would reign.


01 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM (#1286317)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Uncle_DaveO

What a disappointment! The picture makes jOhn look just like a human being!

Dave Oesterreich


01 Oct 04 - 05:47 PM (#1286415)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Blowzabella

jOhn gets my vote - no contest. (How can it be a shame he isn't American? If he was American he couldn't be jOhn from Hull - or is there a Hull in America?)


01 Oct 04 - 06:04 PM (#1286426)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Peace

Hull, Alabama
Hull, Georgia
Hull, Illinois
Hull, Iowa
Hull, Marathon County, Wisconsin
Hull, Massachusetts
Hull, Portage County, Wisconsin


01 Oct 04 - 06:05 PM (#1286429)
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From: Bill D

Hull


01 Oct 04 - 06:08 PM (#1286432)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Bill D

I suppose there are already LOTS of Johns ...but few j0hns... here.

I'll vote for Kerry for pres., and j0hn for cultural attaché


01 Oct 04 - 06:09 PM (#1286435)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Peace

* Hull, Florida
    * Hull, Massachusetts
    * Hull, Minnesota
    * Hull, North Dakota
    * Hull, Ohio
    * Hull, Texas


01 Oct 04 - 06:10 PM (#1286437)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Peace

jOhn, when you decide where you'll move to, let us know and we'll warn 'em, OK?


01 Oct 04 - 06:32 PM (#1286461)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Big Al Whittle

jOhn has better jokes than Kerry. Kerry has that cryogenic look about him , and his jokes were crap on letterman.

The thing that really works for Kerry is that he hasn't started any wars and that people like Martin Gibson who go about being nasty to everyone don't like him.

At least Blair made some sort of apology for this last war. It's inadequate when you consider what a terrible thing war is. Bush keeps banging on that the world's a safer place - not for those people who are dead its not.


01 Oct 04 - 06:33 PM (#1286462)
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From: pdq

Hull, Abaloo?


01 Oct 04 - 07:04 PM (#1286490)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Little Hawk

Three hours to go, and jOhn is way ahead! Does Kerry still have a chance?


01 Oct 04 - 07:11 PM (#1286501)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Georgiansilver

The pictures you thought were jOhn were NOT jOhn. You have been misled folks.
Best wishes.


01 Oct 04 - 07:15 PM (#1286504)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: s6k

i vote jOhn is the best, he shud be pressident


01 Oct 04 - 07:32 PM (#1286514)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: GUEST,Jon

It's not clear to me what we are voting on...

If it is whether I've found the us pres. election, etc. threads more interesting than the rubbish, etc. threads then Kerry gets my vote.

If we are voting for an intelligent person with integrity and decency, or for the person I'd prefer to have a drink with, or for US president then John From Hull gets my vote.


01 Oct 04 - 08:01 PM (#1286529)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: GUEST,milk monitor

jOhn off course.


01 Oct 04 - 10:07 PM (#1286595)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Ron Davies

Can we get a proviso that jOhn only takes over after November, just as Kerry will only take over from Bush in January 2005?

On the long term, there's no question--jOhn is the one--hope he has a lot more than "'4 More Years" as ruler of the Mudcat threads!


01 Oct 04 - 10:34 PM (#1286604)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Shanghaiceltic

The choice is easy, Sir jOhn from'Ull for World Leader. Then he can tell any president or prime minister that they are crap!


02 Oct 04 - 03:32 AM (#1286692)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Roger the Skiffler

Did "Herman Munster" Kerry ever start a folk club??
Did jOhn serve in Vietnam?
Horses for courses.

RtS


02 Oct 04 - 06:30 AM (#1286743)
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From: Sttaw Legend

Sir jOhn wins hands down - we know all Sir jOhns secrets but we dont know Kerrys beware!


02 Oct 04 - 07:37 AM (#1286768)
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From: jacqui.c

jOhn for sure.


02 Oct 04 - 08:45 AM (#1286797)
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From: Dave the Gnome

My vote goes to John from Kerry (We must have one, surely!)

:D


02 Oct 04 - 08:49 AM (#1286800)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Chris Green

Having just read the "Dead People in Freezers" thread, I would unhesitatingly vote for sir jOhn from hull. I've often felt that Kerry is unduly ambivalent about the whole area of cryogenics.


02 Oct 04 - 09:37 AM (#1286815)
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From: ThreeSheds

I'd like to know how jOhn stands on hamsters


02 Oct 04 - 09:44 AM (#1286817)
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From: Chris Green

With hob-nailed boots?


02 Oct 04 - 10:19 AM (#1286834)
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From: Blowzabella

And in terms of knowing your opponent, Kerry doesn't know as much about jOhn as jOhn does about curry!!!

(In fact jOhn from Hull is possibly more popular than curry, never mind Kerry!)


02 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM (#1286889)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: GUEST,Cull the Bull from Hull

There is Slur jOhn9 from Hull
And there is Les from Hull
PLEASE, No Mor(e) from Hull

Just kidding.

jOhn is better looking than Kerry or Bush and definitely sMarter than (a) Bush


02 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM (#1287046)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Little Hawk

Well, it's official. No recount required. jOhn from Hull is more popular on Mudcat than Kerry. This is despite the howls of a few Kerry-loving, jOhn-hating individuals who seem to comprise a very small but vociferous minority here. Bush is, of course, less popular than either jOhn from Hull OR Kerry, but we all knew that.

It's an undeniable fact that jOhn from Hull has won this Mudcat election. Now live with it.


02 Oct 04 - 06:36 PM (#1287052)
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From: GUEST

I consider this a Straw Poll...it just sucks.


02 Oct 04 - 06:38 PM (#1287054)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: Little Hawk

Ah...there's one them now.


02 Oct 04 - 06:41 PM (#1287058)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: GUEST

Okay Little Gawk (jOhn9's name for you)


02 Nov 04 - 08:44 AM (#1314032)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Here is a photo of me=
Click Here


02 Nov 04 - 08:55 AM (#1314036)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Click Here [photo of Sir jOhn from Ull


02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM (#1314104)
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From: Strollin' Johnny

Looks as though that one was taken when you were much older jOhn!
:0)


02 Nov 04 - 10:32 AM (#1314124)
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From: GUEST,Mingulay

Surely that's Dubya doing an impression of jOhn doing an impression of a freshly landed cod.


02 Nov 04 - 11:23 AM (#1314165)
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From: Sttaw Legend

That cant be you jOhn you haven't got your hat on.

Millinery the true path.


02 Nov 04 - 11:25 AM (#1314171)
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From: GUEST,Partridge

No contest, jOhn gets my vote

pat x


02 Nov 04 - 11:37 AM (#1314182)
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From: Little Hawk

My God, what a horrifying visage! He looks even more depraved and dissolute than I had expected. There is shockingly little mention of jOhn from Hull on CNN today, and I think that picture may have something to do with it. I am beginning to think that Kerry will edge him out in the polls.


02 Nov 04 - 02:24 PM (#1314373)
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From: Wyrd Sister

Sir jOhn, does posting a pic mean you have accepted the nomination? I think we should be told.


03 Nov 04 - 03:37 AM (#1314899)
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From: Dead Horse

I got my ballot paper stuck in the CD drawer.
Must've been the spilled curry & bears on it.


P.S. I aint tellin who got my vote, it's secret9


03 Nov 04 - 07:49 AM (#1315046)
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From: s6k

forget about kerry and bush, what about j0hn from hull or arnold schwarzenegger?

schwarzenegger has said he wants to be pressident, and j0hn from hull is also a worthy contender, for precident.

I VOTE j0hn FROM HULL, HE WOULD BE BETTER PRESCIDENT THAN ANYONE ELSE, AND WOULD GET FREE CURRIES AS WELL.

vote j0hn, or the hull posse will be round to sawt you art


03 Nov 04 - 08:07 AM (#1315065)
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From: GUEST

j0hn, is that you posting on s6k's computer?

*G*


03 Nov 04 - 09:41 AM (#1315167)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Quote=That not you, you not weering hat etc"
I took hat off for photo, passport form say, "no hat allowed to wearing in photo".


03 Nov 04 - 09:51 AM (#1315182)
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular?
From: GUEST

s6k, is that you posting on j0hn's computer?

*G*


03 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM (#1315190)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Guest-Is that you writing on Guests computer? g


03 Nov 04 - 10:02 AM (#1315197)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Ps=Anyway, i havent got a computer, so waht you on about then? stupif!


03 Nov 04 - 10:39 AM (#1315236)
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From: muppett

JOHN FROM ULL GETS MY VOTE, see yer next month


03 Nov 04 - 12:31 PM (#1315383)
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From: Dead Horse

If you havent got a computer, jOhn, you cant vote, as that would make you illiterate.
I am sure Clinton would loan you his lap-top for a few bears.


03 Nov 04 - 12:43 PM (#1315403)
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From: s6k

IF I CANNOT VOTE FOR JOHN FROM HULL

THEN I VOTE CLINTON


04 Nov 04 - 11:26 AM (#1316513)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Yep, dpont forget that Mr Muppet is doing a jig in hull, next munth, see thread= Muppet in Hull.


04 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM (#1316724)
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From: Little Hawk

jOhn, I suggest that you marry Hillary Clinton. Then you have a shot at becoming the "First Gentleman" or something like that...