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BS: Rocket Stretchers.

04 Oct 04 - 09:09 PM (#1288721)
Subject: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: The Fooles Troupe

It appears that one of the Military Intelligence Agencies can't tell the difference between a Military Weapon and a folded Stretcher being loaded into the back of a UN Ambulance.

1) Military Intelligence - a misleading term?

2) If that is the best they can do with their superduper spying equipment, do we really want to let the Military run around with Live Ammo anymore?

Robin


04 Oct 04 - 10:44 PM (#1288768)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Amos

Robin:

I am terribly sorry, old chum...but wot the fock are you talking about? Do you think the whole Mudcat peers over your shoulder telepathically when you see these things and ought to magically know what you were watching?


A


05 Oct 04 - 05:23 AM (#1288961)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

I was peering over his shoulder!

Some grainy film footage of a suspect device being loaded into a UN marked vehicle. Was it a rocket launcher or was it a stretcher was the premise of the debate.
Are the UN guilty of aiding terrorism was the question. Was the vehicle a mocked up UN vehicle?
I think the answer was it was a rolled up stretcher and no they're not.
Right back to Robin's shoulder, don't make any sudden movements I'm drinking hot tea.


05 Oct 04 - 05:33 AM (#1288962)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I saw the piece of film that the original poster refers to, in my opinion it was not a rocket or rocket launcher.
I have carried MILAN Anti Tank Missiles, they are heavy!
the guy in the film was running and carrying the thing in one hand, this might happen in Rambo, but not in real life.


05 Oct 04 - 08:36 AM (#1289094)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: GUEST,Skipy

Who the hell gave jOhn a milan!?


05 Oct 04 - 09:16 AM (#1289130)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Michael

Foolestroupe: Military Inteligence is an oxymoron
(It knocks spots off idiots)


05 Oct 04 - 09:40 AM (#1289146)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: The Fooles Troupe

1) I've heard of Milan, but not a MILAN!

2) What the hell is a MILAN?

3) Not so much who gave John one, but, what did he do with it, cause he apparently doesn't still have it now, or does he?

When I was a kid, I always wanted a rocket powered stretcher!


Robin

Look out milk monitor, I think I'm gonna sneeze!


05 Oct 04 - 07:20 PM (#1289662)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Micca

Ft have a look at this MILAN


05 Oct 04 - 07:30 PM (#1289666)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Amos

There are other sorts of rocket launchers, to be sure. But I think John is spot on.

A


06 Oct 04 - 04:05 AM (#1289964)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: GUEST,Keith A o Hertford

I have carried Milans as well, but they are tank armour busting guided missiles. ( I also fired one live one JoHn)
The Palestinians are using home made devices, lighter but still I suspect not as easily handled as the object in the film.


06 Oct 04 - 05:26 AM (#1290007)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: The Fooles Troupe

"Days of Penitence" !!!

pen·i·tence    Pronunciation Key (pn-tns)
n.

The condition or quality of being penitent; regret for wrongdoing.
Synonyms: penitence, compunction, contrition, remorse, repentance
These nouns denote a feeling of regret for one's sins or misdeeds: showed no penitence; ended the relationship without compunction; pangs of contrition; tears of remorse; sincere repentance.


I thought it meant being sorry oneself, not making your sworn enemies feel sorry!

~~~~~~
Ah! Looks like the 'rockets' have turned back into 'stretchers' now again...

I'm not sure I could ever again trust such oxymorons who try that sort of lie on - one could end up in a war in the Middle East, or believe that people might throw their children overboard!

Robin


06 Oct 04 - 05:35 AM (#1290014)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Paco Rabanne

Maybe the rocket was ill, and that's why it was being carried on a stretcher.


06 Oct 04 - 08:25 AM (#1290106)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Pied Piper

Apparently these things way over 100lbs so I recken it's a stretcher.
PP


15 Oct 04 - 08:55 AM (#1297777)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Whooops! The Military made a mistake!

Sorry! Back to the shooting!


15 Oct 04 - 05:40 PM (#1298172)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: Tannywheeler

And they keep selling us that same bridge in Brooklyn, Fooles.

Have you bought your ocean-front property in Nebraska yet?

It's tiring and time-consuming to wade through the "mistakes" to get to the truth. It eats up resources.   Tw


15 Oct 04 - 08:22 PM (#1298274)
Subject: RE: BS: Rocket Stretchers.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Actually, since they built the Syndey Harbour Tunnel, there's this old rusting bridge that nobody wants... send me your bank account details...