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BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'

05 Oct 04 - 10:39 AM (#1289202)
Subject: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Once Famous

Coming up just in time for the elections and Halloween together is the new John Kerry/Herman Munster costume for two people that allows you to portray them together before they were separated at birth.

It comes with a flesh colored makeup to help hid the green tint on the Kerry side of the costume.


05 Oct 04 - 10:45 AM (#1289212)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Amos

Geeze, Martin, you want a hand up? You been slipping a lot lately.
Backing too many schlemiels?


A


05 Oct 04 - 11:35 AM (#1289266)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Ebbie

Did you notice that right next to that costume is the Bush-Jesus doll? Edifying.


05 Oct 04 - 12:07 PM (#1289306)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Once Famous

Amos, as usual, you can dish it out but take it like a little girl.

It's just been pretty boring here lately.


05 Oct 04 - 12:43 PM (#1289355)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Little Hawk

What is this denigration of "little girls" that I keep hearing around here? :-) The World needs little girls. Stop dumping on little girls, Martin! I will keep quoting the lyrics of "Just Like A Woman" to you, if you don't.


05 Oct 04 - 12:56 PM (#1289370)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko

Martin - you need some new material!!   We get the joke with Herman Munster.   You can do better!!


05 Oct 04 - 01:06 PM (#1289375)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: GUEST

"What is this denigration of "little girls" that I keep hearing around here?"

When not obsessed with his ass, he seems obsessed with 'little girls'.


05 Oct 04 - 02:02 PM (#1289428)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Nerd

"Thank heaven for litte girls..." is kind of a twisted song, really.


05 Oct 04 - 02:13 PM (#1289433)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: pdq

I don't know anything about his Halloween costume, but Munster's smile is really cheesy.


05 Oct 04 - 02:27 PM (#1289443)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: PoppaGator

I am especially partial to Maurice Chevalier's rendition of "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" -- ("Sank heaven...")

However, I would take umbrage at being *called* a little girl, even by MG.

;^)


05 Oct 04 - 04:27 PM (#1289524)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: GUEST,SueB

Martin, my friend, I have two little girls of my own, and I most certainly do not appreciate the comparison!


05 Oct 04 - 04:37 PM (#1289534)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Once Famous

OK, then let's use Arnold's girlie men instead. I have nothing against little girls except they are quite whiney.

And "Guest" it's been a long time since I told someone like you to go fuck yourself with a fine tooth comb, inserted sideways.

PoopaGator, don't take umbrage. Take an umbrella.


05 Oct 04 - 05:18 PM (#1289560)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Little Hawk

Fair enough, Martin. Girlie men it is.


05 Oct 04 - 05:36 PM (#1289571)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Stilly River Sage

I have nothing against little girls except they are quite whiney.

Not so, at least my little girl wasn't.


05 Oct 04 - 05:43 PM (#1289577)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: Once Famous

Glad for you, SRS. probably added a few years to your life.

Of course, I don't know if you went through her teen years yet.


05 Oct 04 - 05:48 PM (#1289584)
Subject: RE: BS: Herman Munster 'Enough is Enough...'
From: pdq

Candidate says
Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
Burma-Shave