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BS: bad jokes

05 Oct 04 - 03:56 PM (#1289504)
Subject: BS: bad jokes
From: dunkel_esel

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ok ok ok, these are really bad, but am in love with them none the less...

What is the difference between a Bodhran and a pair of hush puppies?
Hush puppies buck up the feet...

Whats the difference between an accordian and a cattle grid?
You slow down to go over a cattle grid.

hehehe
mjxx


05 Oct 04 - 04:55 PM (#1289551)
Subject: RE: BS: bad jokes
From: GUEST,skipy

o/k I know it's old but we traditionalists:-

What is the differance between a trampoline & a banjo?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!

Skipy