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05 Oct 04 - 08:50 PM (#1289733) Subject: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk We already have some good ones... shatneriffic (adj.) : really great! shatnerology (noun): the study of the life and times of William Shatner. Shatneria (proper noun): a mythical paradise which embodies in every way the values of William Shatner. shatnerization (noun): a process resulting in, depending on your opinion, (a) perfection; or (b) a total f**king disaster. shatnerize (verb): see "shatnerization". shatnicity (noun): the quality or characteristics of a person, thing or circumstance which are reminiscent of or in some way appropriate to William Shatner. Particularly applicable to the field of the creative arts, as in "The shatnicity of this new screenplay is most encouraging. It is a guaranteed hit.". Now, let's come up with a few more! |
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05 Oct 04 - 08:55 PM (#1289736) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Rapparee "Shat" is a perfectly good work all by itself. |
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05 Oct 04 - 08:56 PM (#1289737) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk Well, yes, but that is hardly the point. |
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05 Oct 04 - 08:57 PM (#1289739) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Rapparee True, but it is both descriptive and apropos. |
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05 Oct 04 - 09:04 PM (#1289743) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk Okay... Ahem! "Shatnificent": excellent, superlative, exemplary. |
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05 Oct 04 - 09:10 PM (#1289747) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: freda underhill shatneriffic, LH! |
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05 Oct 04 - 09:14 PM (#1289750) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk Shatnition (noun): 1. (general) ignition, connection, initiation of a launch procedure; 2. (sexual) Bill accomplishes another conquest. |
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05 Oct 04 - 09:33 PM (#1289761) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull shit. john |
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05 Oct 04 - 09:44 PM (#1289772) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: robomatic Shatner is now current on Television in 'Boston Legal'. It's sure hard to see within the folds of his high price suits and his semi-psychotic role as 'Denny Crane' the svelte Captain in tights of yore, but hey, it's work. Maybe he can cut yet another album. The writer/producer of the series is fond of music. |
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05 Oct 04 - 10:14 PM (#1289790) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: The Fooles Troupe We seem to currently have a Shatnerfluicity of Shatner threads in the current list. |
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05 Oct 04 - 10:20 PM (#1289794) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk Shatnerizer (noun): a machine that converts ordinary stuff into something quite unusual; a person who shatnerizes. |
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05 Oct 04 - 10:33 PM (#1289801) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: GUEST,SueB Everybody do the shatoozie! And watch out for people who are Shatneritricious - their appreciation for the man, nay, the icon, may be shallow and insincere. |
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05 Oct 04 - 10:37 PM (#1289803) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk VERY good. Thank you for that, Sue. |
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05 Oct 04 - 10:47 PM (#1289809) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Rapparee Shouldn't that be "Thank you for SHAT, Sue"? |
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05 Oct 04 - 11:12 PM (#1289831) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Cluin shatnerbate (verb): to touch upon the subject of William Shatner and all Shatner-related trivialities continually and with increasing intensity until a state of climax is reached and everyone involved ends up extremely ashamed afterwards. shatnerd (noun): one who practices shatnerbation, despite repeated warnings from his physician. |
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05 Oct 04 - 11:15 PM (#1289834) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk However, it does not grow hair on your palms. Along that line, we have also: shatnerbatory Thank you! |
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06 Oct 04 - 12:13 AM (#1289884) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Peace When the shi tzu passes on, does it become a shat tzu? |
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06 Oct 04 - 12:55 AM (#1289906) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: GUEST,SueB Cluin, that was the BEST! Oh my, I can hardly breathe! |
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06 Oct 04 - 04:38 AM (#1289981) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: John MacKenzie SHATNOMUSICOLOGY A style of musical delivery typified by subtle alterations to the original tune, adding flat and sharps in all the wrong places.Characterized by the inability to hold a tune. Derivation:- SHAT SINGING Where the words are replaced by gibberish, instead of the tune. Giok |
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06 Oct 04 - 10:18 AM (#1290231) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: JennyO Shatoholic - someone who needs his/her daily fix of Shatner - a few names spring to mind. |
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06 Oct 04 - 10:51 AM (#1290261) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: freda underhill Shatanooga - a new type of boogie. |
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06 Oct 04 - 11:39 AM (#1290306) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk Shatoholics Anonymous - an organization devoted to empowering people to help cure themselves other of shatoholicism. "all shat to hell" - worn out from a life of shatoholicism. You can recognize the true shatoholic by various symptoms. One is his tendency to introduce the subject of William Shatner on inappropriate occasions...hard as it is to imagine when that could be? Another is his tendency to fill his living place up with Star Trek memorabilia, action figures, etc. Another is his almost certain lack of female company...unless he is still married to some woman who can't stand him, but is too co-dependent to leave. |
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06 Oct 04 - 12:13 PM (#1290337) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: freda underhill shatny - a rhythmic song sung about William Shatner |
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06 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM (#1290353) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Jack the Sailor Shaduction: The process of attracting and charming the opposite sex through the use of inexplicable pauses and dramatic hand geatures. |
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06 Oct 04 - 12:46 PM (#1290360) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk ohhhh...devastating! |
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06 Oct 04 - 06:49 PM (#1290677) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: 42 shatnervating! to say the least j |
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06 Oct 04 - 07:38 PM (#1290716) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk shatnicidal - having murderous intentions towards William Shatner. A long series of shatnicidal aliens and malcontents menaced Shatner on shows like Star Trek, but none ever succeeded in destroying him. |
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06 Oct 04 - 07:45 PM (#1290722) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Jack the Sailor Kirkomorphizing: Confusing Shatner with one of the characters he once played. |
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06 Oct 04 - 09:14 PM (#1290803) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: *daylia* ... or confusing Kirk with a big bucket of buttered Shatniarrhea? |
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06 Oct 04 - 11:30 PM (#1290888) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Cluin shatnerface (noun): see hot carl |
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07 Oct 04 - 03:54 AM (#1291006) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Big Al Whittle shat-turd ( a done deal) |
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07 Oct 04 - 04:30 AM (#1291032) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: John MacKenzie Shateau-neuf-de-Crap. Bill's holiday home in France. Giok |
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07 Oct 04 - 01:38 PM (#1291448) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Cluin shatnerbog: not recommended till at least the 3rd date. |
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07 Oct 04 - 04:25 PM (#1291571) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Ernest Shat up = advice to close this thread |
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07 Oct 04 - 04:29 PM (#1291575) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: GUEST copralith-tner - fossilized records of shatneral significance |
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08 Oct 04 - 12:36 AM (#1291986) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Little Hawk Shatnificate (verb) - to completely obscure the main point of something by ranting on about various other extraneous things that don't make a whole lot of sense. Captain Kirk was very good at this. He once shatnificated a rebellious and homicidal (dare I say, "shatnicidal") main computer into a complete system nervous breakdown, saving the lives of his entire crew in the process. Shatnification is a handy device for confounding the opposition and saving the day. Everyone should learn to shatnificate effectively when it is necessary. Shatnification drives Klingons, Romulans, and some Mudcat regulars into such a state of incoherent fury that they do really stupid, reckless things and can easily be drop-kicked in the goolies or phasered into oblivion ("Set phasers to 'shake and bake', Mr Sulu, and give 'em both barrels!" "Aye, sir!" ZZZZZZZZZING! ZZZZZZZING! ZZZZZAAAPPP! KABLOOOEY!!!). I take shatnification seriously, and am already adept in modules 1, 2, and 3, and busy working on module 4. |
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08 Oct 04 - 01:26 AM (#1292011) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: GUEST,SueB Shatnophilia - abnormal erotic attraction to Shatner. |
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08 Oct 04 - 04:54 AM (#1292107) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: John MacKenzie Shatoscopy- Having a mad proctologist shove a Tribble up your bum. Giok |
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08 Oct 04 - 11:21 AM (#1292346) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: GUEST,Lewis shatnificant - Significant in a way that pertains to Shatner. Example: "Spock, did you notice the shatnificant glances that passed between the Captain and the Romulan priestess?" "I did indeed, Dr McCoy. What do you make of it?" "I think it'll be a hot time in the old town tonight, that's what I make of it, Spock." (Spock looks puzzled...) "I don't follow you, Doctor. This is not an 'old town', it's a starship, and the climate control mechanisms are functioning perfectly at present." "You're hopeless, Spock." |
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08 Oct 04 - 02:06 PM (#1292468) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: GUEST Shatoupe -- A very bad looking hairpiece...such as one that is worn by William Shatner |
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08 Oct 04 - 02:38 PM (#1292500) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: Pogo Shatnerphobia: An unnatural fear of dramatic pauses in conversation, bad toupees and threads started about William Shatner Shatneresque: Vaguely imitative of William Shatner Shatnadelic: A delirious, almost hallucinatory state of mind brought on by watching too many Star Trek re-runs and Priceline commercials Antidisestablishatnertarism: An extreme political movement based on the belief that William Shatner should overthrow the government and rule with a big phaser and a toupee' of iron {O) |
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08 Oct 04 - 02:38 PM (#1292501) Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word From: grumpy al shat in me rompers, thought i was only going to cough! oh well to much Guinness. |