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BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners

05 Oct 04 - 10:28 PM (#1289797)
Subject: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Little Hawk

Some Shatner-hating moron on this forum has decided to revive all the old Shatner threads. This happens now and then. The nefarious plot of this despicable person, this egregious asshole with too little to do, is to make Shatner hated through over-exposure. That same member hides behind the nameless mask of "Guest", but it's a member, be assured. Why would a Guest even care about this, after all?

I have it on good authority that the member in question imagines itself to be a musician. Those who have heard it actually attempt to play instruments and sing know better! :-)

There is one benefit to the situation, however: threads about Bush and Kerry may temporarily get bounced off the board until this blows over. Those who delight in reading about Shatner, on the other hand, will have a field day as they re-read all those great old threads.

Hey, "Guest"? Go SHATNERIZE YOURSELF!


05 Oct 04 - 11:12 PM (#1289832)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Amergin

I wish my member would learn to play a musical instrument...i try and teach it but it will just stand there...


05 Oct 04 - 11:19 PM (#1289839)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Little Hawk

Use it to play the horn, Amergin, or the bongos. Watch carefully not to catch it between the cymbals.


05 Oct 04 - 11:31 PM (#1289851)
Subject: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Peace

That's all I gotta say. Well, that and the following: LH, you will go down in history for your work on Shatner. Then you will be thrown in jail.

Free William Shatner.
Free the Starship Enterprise.
Free Jayne Mansfield.
Free the Grand Tetons.
Free Little Hawk.
Free Cluin.
Free Ron Olesko.
Free 843 Blow-up Dolls.
Free Esmeralda.


05 Oct 04 - 11:33 PM (#1289853)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Peace

Swizzle stick.


05 Oct 04 - 11:33 PM (#1289855)
Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Cluin

I don't come free.

Not since about `96 anyway.


05 Oct 04 - 11:34 PM (#1289856)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Cluin

Teach it the bodhran. Every other prick seems to acquire one these days.


05 Oct 04 - 11:38 PM (#1289858)
Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Bill D

Jayne Mansfied had Grand Tetons, free or confined.


05 Oct 04 - 11:39 PM (#1289859)
Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Little Hawk

Thank you, thank you.


05 Oct 04 - 11:46 PM (#1289864)
Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Amos

How about we at least try to free Little Hawk from his obsessive-compulsive fixation on this rughead???


A


06 Oct 04 - 12:15 AM (#1289886)
Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Cluin

He has to WANT to change, Amos.


06 Oct 04 - 12:20 AM (#1289889)
Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Peace

Free Rugs!


06 Oct 04 - 12:23 AM (#1289891)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Peace

Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, middle, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, halt!


06 Oct 04 - 12:23 AM (#1289892)
Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Cluin

Free Willy!


well, at least a little more often would be nice.... wahoyyyyyy! Layyyyyydeeeeee!


06 Oct 04 - 03:32 AM (#1289952)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Dave the Gnome

Anyone seen the UK advert with the great Bill in it? All Bran I think. So cool:-)


06 Oct 04 - 04:05 AM (#1289963)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: jacqui.c

Bill's also on the radio ads - I reckon the standard is just about his level. (grin)


07 Oct 04 - 12:06 AM (#1290912)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: GUEST

I cannot believe my own eyes!!!


Reading this thread.....it appears that LITTLEHAWK....is questioning the glorification of his beloved Shatner.



It is OK for him to love....but not for others??????


07 Oct 04 - 12:08 AM (#1290914)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Peace

Never, I say. NEVER.

Free GUEST!


27 Mar 05 - 03:11 AM (#1444638)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: GUEST

Shatner? A Case for Censorship?


27 Mar 05 - 03:58 AM (#1444649)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Amos

Screw Shatner.

May he burn in Hell.

A


27 Mar 05 - 07:01 AM (#1444686)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: robomatic

Shatner is the aging energizer bunny of the entertainment world. And he participated in a great CD album! And I lived to see it! That is right up there with the Red Sox!
He really can't go any higher, he's already been on the Simpsons.


27 Mar 05 - 07:40 AM (#1444709)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: 42

omigod! There are 10 (count 'em 10) Shatner threads in a row (or a column I guess you'd have to call it).

What is the Cat coming to?

j
ps. now I have to put this on all of them to keep them aligned properly - arrgggghhhh


27 Mar 05 - 11:50 AM (#1444857)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Little Hawk

Guest? A case for censorship?