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BS: Non-Shatner thread.

05 Oct 04 - 10:31 PM (#1289798)
Subject: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk

This one is in case the asshole member posing as "Guest" who has revived all the old Shatner threads knocks all the other non-Shatner threads off the board. If that happens, post non-Shatner stuff here, please.


05 Oct 04 - 10:44 PM (#1289805)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: jimmyt

Kitties and curtains are the animal equivalent of velcro.


05 Oct 04 - 10:44 PM (#1289806)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Jack the Sailor

I don't like Shatner's new show much. I'm sick of David E. Kelly.


05 Oct 04 - 10:53 PM (#1289816)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk

I like dachshunds.


05 Oct 04 - 11:03 PM (#1289824)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin

That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.


05 Oct 04 - 11:25 PM (#1289844)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peace

The Grand Tetons.


05 Oct 04 - 11:29 PM (#1289848)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST

so....brucie....you are suggesting the culpret is the Why?Woman? Good hunch


05 Oct 04 - 11:31 PM (#1289850)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin

See ya at the areola, mate.

If you get there first, make a chalk mark.

If I get there first, I'll rub it out.


06 Oct 04 - 12:18 AM (#1289888)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin

...or off.


06 Oct 04 - 02:41 AM (#1289938)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Joe Offer

We got the fourth season of Star Trek: Voyager today, the one that introduces Seven of Nine. This, in itself, should be enough to make any red-blooded male forget all about Shatner.
Besides, Janeway is a far better captain.
-Joe Offer-


06 Oct 04 - 04:10 AM (#1289968)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: jacqui.c

From a female point of view I reckon that Jean-Luc was the best captain but that was because I rather fancied him. anyway, he could ACT!


06 Oct 04 - 04:38 AM (#1289983)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Dave Hanson

And he's a YORKSHIREMAN.

eric


06 Oct 04 - 07:28 AM (#1290071)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: jacqui.c

Well, he can be forgiven for that :-)


06 Oct 04 - 07:47 AM (#1290078)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Mr Red

dare we mention All-Bran? (ref ads with voice-over by................ I nearly said it.)


06 Oct 04 - 10:24 AM (#1290237)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Dave Bryant

Did they use him because All-Bran is supposed to keep you regular and the past tense of SHIT is SHAT ?


06 Oct 04 - 11:52 AM (#1290318)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk

Jean-Luc Picard was superb. No question about that.


06 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM (#1290665)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Cluin

Coz `e looked like an alien awready, like.


06 Oct 04 - 06:38 PM (#1290668)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Me stupid 'usband looks loik an alien too. Loik Jabba the bleedin' 'Utt is wot 'e looks loik. 'E's still 'oldin' out wif 'is bloody parrot but I expect 'e'll cave in in a few more days and get rid of it. I'm not returnin' till 'e does.


27 Mar 05 - 03:11 AM (#1444639)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST

Shatner?


27 Mar 05 - 06:44 AM (#1444680)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Big Al Whittle

Jean Luc picard did an All Bran advert...?

I think the All Bran adverts are right up there with Shatner's finest work. he seems so much more animated than when he was a space captain.

perhaps we can look forward to some more meaty roles like the man on the sofa for DFS. Or who knows, perhaps the man who gets the bathroom clean with Flash,

The leopard spotted boxer trunks are a nice touch. Stanislavsky would have loved them.


27 Mar 05 - 07:39 AM (#1444708)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: 42

omigod! There are 10 (count 'em 10) Shatner threads in a row (or a column I guess you'd have to call it).

What is the Cat coming to?

j
ps. now I have to put this on all of them to keep them aligned properly - arrgggghhhh


27 Mar 05 - 03:24 PM (#1445003)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin

Want to discuss Primo Carnera?


27 Mar 05 - 03:27 PM (#1445009)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk

Why not? And Rocky Marciano.


27 Mar 05 - 03:37 PM (#1445020)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin

and "Butterbean."


27 Mar 05 - 03:59 PM (#1445040)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Don Firth

I assume that Shatner's hairline during Star Trek: TOS was more or less his own. But times and hairlines change. He really oughtta do something about that trained hamster he's using now.

The Picard Pompadour managed to become something of a sex-symbol. Since I tend to share Patrick Stewart's hairline, I consider this all to the good.

(7 of 9. Yumm!)

Don Firth


27 Mar 05 - 04:08 PM (#1445049)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Once Famous

Do Shatner threads get in the way of the homosexual and lesbian agendas?


27 Mar 05 - 04:46 PM (#1445084)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk

God! What a disturbing thought. Let's hope not.


27 Mar 05 - 08:31 PM (#1445204)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Once Famous

Actually, let's hope so.


27 Mar 05 - 08:35 PM (#1445207)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk

Hmmm. Well, I suppose if Shatnerology started taking up too large a share of bandwith, then gays and lesbians might feel that they were being squeezed out of the dialogue. Or in Shatner's case...the monologue. That could arouse resentment. I'll have to talk to Bill and see what can be done about it.


27 Mar 05 - 08:38 PM (#1445209)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Once Famous

Actually Little Hawk, for gays, its not about dialogue or monologue/ It's about anal-log.


27 Mar 05 - 08:39 PM (#1445211)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

There was enough said at our Edie's wedding


27 Mar 05 - 08:39 PM (#1445212)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin

God, this Canadian bacon tastes funny. I wonder what they put........oh, no, they didn't....


27 Mar 05 - 08:40 PM (#1445214)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Little Hawk

LOL! Omigod.... (I did not think of that one)


28 Mar 05 - 03:36 AM (#1445347)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: Peter Kasin

Damn, I'm feeling nauseous....my worst fears.......LH, is there an antidote?


28 Mar 05 - 06:48 AM (#1445419)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-Shatner thread.
From: gnu

Antidote : Take several newspapers and two pens, down an entire pint bottle of maple slyrpup, head for head. Of course, beforehand, check for an ample supply of asswipe in the head - newspaper is for reading and doing crosswords.