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BS: Speaking of bacon...

06 Oct 04 - 11:05 AM (#1290270)
Subject: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: GUEST,SueB

You read it here first

Warning - you may find this to be in poor taste.


06 Oct 04 - 11:38 AM (#1290304)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Dave the Gnome

Poor pig...

:D


06 Oct 04 - 12:01 PM (#1290331)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Mrrzy

This was right below the CANADIANS message - hee hee!


06 Oct 04 - 12:20 PM (#1290342)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace

He did NOT write Shakespeare's plays.


06 Oct 04 - 12:28 PM (#1290347)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Georgiansilver

Good job she did not get in front of the boar.....The thought of bacon going up is just too much!
Best wishes.


06 Oct 04 - 05:36 PM (#1290613)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Rapparee

Gawd! "Where is that girl, Henry?" "Out in the yard,jerkin' pigs." "Oh, okay. Long as we know where she is."

On the farms I'm familiar with, the boars do that sort of thing with sows. They sort of seem to know what to do without help or anything. But who knows? Maybe them UK pigs need assistance.


06 Oct 04 - 05:59 PM (#1290642)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace

That they do, Rapaire. Someone's gotta teach the English how to put a saddle on them. That's the only 'proper' way.


06 Oct 04 - 06:07 PM (#1290649)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: GUEST,Amazed!!

One third liter???? OH MY GOD!!!!

Bet brucie can't do that.

altho if he was to trade places with the pig, who knows?????


06 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM (#1290664)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: GUEST,heric

I hope you're not intending to be critical of Miss Loos. Wearing gloves is a sign of good breeding in Wiltshire.


06 Oct 04 - 07:57 PM (#1290734)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace

One third liter???? OH MY GOD!!!!

Hey, Amazed: Don't swallow it all at once.


06 Oct 04 - 08:19 PM (#1290749)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Stilly River Sage

[yawn]


06 Oct 04 - 11:54 PM (#1290904)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin

Nuthin sez luvvin like sumthin from a rubbin.


06 Oct 04 - 11:56 PM (#1290905)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin

A third of a litre doesn't surprise me. Lookit the size of that boar's goolies.


07 Oct 04 - 12:00 AM (#1290908)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace

He was holdin' some back.

Here's a little somethin' about lions:

"For every cub that survives to yearling stage, lions copulate an estimated 3000 times. Only 1 estrus in 5 results in progeny and estrus lasts c. 4 days, during which couples mate 2.2 times/hour."


07 Oct 04 - 12:07 AM (#1290913)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin

And jerked pork isn't that uncommon, is it?


07 Oct 04 - 12:12 AM (#1290920)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace

So this guy borrows a pig from his neighbour. Has had NO action for months. Decides to indulge his fantasies. He throws a saddle on the pig and puts his foot in the uh, the uh . . . .


07 Oct 04 - 11:52 AM (#1291350)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: JennyO

I suppose if it was a bull, it would be beef jerky then.


07 Oct 04 - 01:25 PM (#1291435)
Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin

Or Beef Stroganoff.