BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.

06 Oct 04 - 08:30 PM (#1290761)
Subject: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ello,
i bought today a packet of rizla cig papers, and half of them arent sticky, and this is the THIRD TIMe that this has happened to me, and pisses me off.
and they dont even put the address on to send them back, i garantee if this ever happen again, i will do something [not sure waht i will do yet, but i defnitley do something].
i will report them to trading standars people, and write to the newspapers etc, ans anyway, why dont they put addreess on it then, evertyhing else does, ie if you not happy send it back etc, complaintes depertmant].?

---

06 Oct 04 - 08:31 PM (#1290763)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Once Famous

Give up smoking and smell better. Then no one will care if you can't spell.

---

06 Oct 04 - 08:36 PM (#1290771)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

just get lost, this is music site not spelling site, and how would yiu like it if you bought something that didn't work, and i dindt spell anything wrong anyway, so just get lost.

---

06 Oct 04 - 08:51 PM (#1290785)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: GUEST

John - Why should we care ? So you spent a buck and got something that didn't work. Big deal. That deserves a thread ?? You can't be smoking tobacco in those papers!

---

06 Oct 04 - 10:27 PM (#1290847)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Ebbie

I agree with jOhn. It is easy to say that when it's just a little thing, i.e. cheap, it's not worth complaining about. But that's not true. Good workmanship and quality control are important whatever the product.

---

06 Oct 04 - 10:38 PM (#1290852)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Morticalia

chill out, i'd be horribly pissed off, if i smoked.

---

06 Oct 04 - 11:18 PM (#1290877)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Cluin

If this is a music site, then why don't you write a song or tune called "Sticky Things That Aren't Sticky"?

---

07 Oct 04 - 12:16 AM (#1290924)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Peace

Sticky things that aren't sticky,
Picky things that aren't picky,
Dicky things that aren't dicky,
Cheney, where are you now.

---

07 Oct 04 - 12:37 AM (#1290932)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Peace

Clicky things that aren't clicky,
Icky things that aren't icky,
Tricky things that aren't tricky,
Dubya, where are you now.

---

07 Oct 04 - 04:04 AM (#1291013)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Fibula Mattock

Sticky things that aren't sticky:
a stick.

---

07 Oct 04 - 05:00 AM (#1291055)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: GUEST,Skipy

There you go jOhn, this where you complain to:-

http://www.rizla.co.uk/cgi-bin/disclaimer.pl?refpage=http%3A//www.rizla.co.uk/silver/game.php

just "copy" & "paste"

Regards Skipy

---

07 Oct 04 - 07:41 AM (#1291147)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Mr Red

Rizla

(what do you do with it then Walt - don't tell me, you stick it in your ear - and then what Walt - Huh?)

---

07 Oct 04 - 08:25 AM (#1291165)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Dave Hanson

Q. Whats long and thin and sticky ?


















A. A stick

---

07 Oct 04 - 08:26 AM (#1291166)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Dave the Gnome

Buy Swan or Zig instead - Much better:-)

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick!

Cheers

DtG

---

07 Oct 04 - 01:34 PM (#1291442)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Cluin

Boogers after they dry.

---

07 Oct 04 - 04:10 PM (#1291551)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: TIA

Now *this* is sticky:

稠黏

kleverig

collant

klebrig

κολλώδης

appiccicoso

粘着性がある

끈끈한

липко

pegajoso

---

07 Oct 04 - 04:13 PM (#1291554)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Peace

That was easy for YOU to say!

---

07 Oct 04 - 04:46 PM (#1291586)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Just use the ones that are sticky for whatever purpose you use them for (i'm not one to judge:)!), then take the rest and write a message of complaint on them. Make little paper airplanes out of them, fly them out of the window, and hope they get to the rizla factory...

I woke up this morning
My sticky thing wouldn't stick
Maybe i should quit smoking
But then how would i get my kicks?

I'd lose my halitosis
And my yellow fingernails
But the thing that matters the most is
I'd lose my wits as well

I've got the sticky things blues
All the evidence i've seen
Says that smoking is no use
But i need my nicotine...

I think it's a masterpiece, personally. Now excuse me while i go smoke myself retarded, i need to get that 'marlboro-wasted' voice to sing it with:)!

---

07 Oct 04 - 07:47 PM (#1291717)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Big Al Whittle

Now I'm gunna tell you young 'uns summat.

Way back when beer were tuppence a loaf, the nine leaf joint were a common end to the day's travails and hardships.

Now in them days lad, things were reet sticky. And you know the best part....after Sunday School, there were a brass band playing and we'd eat our hovis...that were reet gradely, and then we'd sit by a roaring fire and try unorthodox sexual positions. By Gum them were the days.

---

08 Oct 04 - 07:26 AM (#1292177)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Mr Red

brown & sticky - liquorice papers

---

08 Oct 04 - 12:56 PM (#1292429)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Nigel Parsons

"Pritt, the non-sticky sticky stuff"

See, there's even a brand name for the phenomenomenomenon

Nigel

---

08 Oct 04 - 03:00 PM (#1292522)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: open mike

how about just taking them back to where you bought them
and let the store get a refund from their distributor?
as i recall there are un-gummed papers as well.
where saliva is all that is needed to get them
to adhere??
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/arcadia.bell/Home.htm
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/arcadia.bell/Index.htm
if you go surf the web for rolli g papers,
you will find a plethora of sources from
Bambu to Zigzag.

---

08 Oct 04 - 03:35 PM (#1292556)
Subject: RE: BS: Sticky things that arent sticky.
From: Blissfully Ignorant

weelittledrummer- nine leaf joints and unorthodox sexual positions are still common occurances at my parties! :)
Liqourice papers mmmmmmmmmmm i used to eat them. That's all i could do with them, they taste like effluence when you try to smoke them...

---