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23 Oct 04 - 07:01 AM (#1304660) Subject: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Having just somehow broken my own rule of not even reading the political threads and actually having contributed to one I realised that I must have opened it in desperation because most of the BS threads at the moment seem to be about politics. Consequently, I thought I'd start one without politics. Sex, religion and politics are supposed to be the three banned subjects for discussion at dinners. I don't talk politics usually because people get so worked up about it and often religion is the same, though sometimes more interesting, especially among tolerant people. Sex, however, I see nothing against talking about, so, who's going to start the conversation??? Love Lynne |
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23 Oct 04 - 07:10 AM (#1304663) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST,Soma Vote to Fuck God |
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23 Oct 04 - 07:13 AM (#1304667) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Good start! But I believe in the Godess, and I'm straight! I suppose there's always the Horned God....... |
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23 Oct 04 - 07:36 AM (#1304671) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: McGrath of Harlow Whatb else is there to talk about? Especially if you add sport to that list, which some pubs do. There's the weather, but even that gets political now, what with global warming and that. I suppose you could talk about books and so forth, but what are the books and so forth going to be about? I suppose there's music, so long as you don't include songs. |
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23 Oct 04 - 09:17 AM (#1304710) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Amos Let's just pray that the Republicans don't put an end to sex. A |
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23 Oct 04 - 09:26 AM (#1304717) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: McGrath of Harlow I suppose you can talk about food and drink. Except that both those can get pretty political. |
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23 Oct 04 - 10:18 AM (#1304742) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Tell jokes? Nah...definitely too many political ones... |
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23 Oct 04 - 10:26 AM (#1304745) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Ron Davies Just a little patience--- After the post-mortems about why Bush lost, the political threads will drop off dramatically. But when is the UK election? Anyway----on with the discussions about sex. |
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23 Oct 04 - 10:27 AM (#1304746) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Georgiansilver Why would anyone want to talk about it on a thread??? Just do it!!! Best wishes. |
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23 Oct 04 - 10:47 AM (#1304762) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie When one reaches a certain age, talking about it is as good as it gets. Giok......Don't ask me how I know! |
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23 Oct 04 - 10:59 AM (#1304774) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Georgiansilver...my husband has been away in Canada for a week! All I'm ALLOWED to do is talk about it! When is the UK election? Who knows? It won't make any difference to anything.....we'll either exchange one bunch of a--holes for another or we'll keep the a--holes we've got. Oooops! There you are...I've been dragged into talking politics AGAIN!!!! Love Lynne |
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23 Oct 04 - 11:52 AM (#1304809) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Georgiansilver In that case Lynne, feel free.....nothing to stop you thinking, with anticipation, about his return though........ Best wishes. |
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23 Oct 04 - 11:55 AM (#1304814) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Chris Green Surely talking about it constitutes oral sex? :) |
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23 Oct 04 - 12:47 PM (#1304847) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne I nearly said "OK, come on guys let's have oral sex then!" but decided against it...... |
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23 Oct 04 - 12:58 PM (#1304861) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie This is getting as bad as the thread about people tongueing and slurring their whistles. BTW I live just south of Tongue. Giok |
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23 Oct 04 - 01:06 PM (#1304866) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: frogprince for what I am bout to eat, I give thanks... |
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23 Oct 04 - 01:11 PM (#1304870) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST,tongueincheek I`m a firm believer in the "Oral" tradition! |
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23 Oct 04 - 01:12 PM (#1304872) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie Learning the fingering on the Pink Oboe huh! Giok |
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23 Oct 04 - 01:36 PM (#1304891) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Chris Green Frogprince - without wishing to be too rude, they say you are what you eat! :) |
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23 Oct 04 - 01:42 PM (#1304894) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Amos Uhoh -- a lot of people are in trouble now!!! |
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23 Oct 04 - 02:00 PM (#1304908) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: frogprince Probably true, DeullingB,..I've tried to give the stuff up, but addiction can be a terrible thing.. |
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23 Oct 04 - 03:16 PM (#1304969) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie You wait till I come visiting Amos, then you'll find out all about trouble. Tijuana here I come, get the Tequila far from warm, dah de dah dedahahaha Giok..... |
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23 Oct 04 - 03:34 PM (#1304990) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Amos When's it gonna be, then Giok? Planning to swing down here? I know the way to Tijuana from here... :D A |
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23 Oct 04 - 03:46 PM (#1304998) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie Well so far it's SFO, then a visit to Lovely Nancy, [Adieu sweet lovely Nancy, ten thousand times adieu] Then a zoom across to Vegas via Bakersfield, [Marylin where are you now]a flight over the Grand Canyon, a trip to San Diego via Lake Havasu or not depending on time. When there I intend to visit my old santee. How does that grab you my friend? Giok |
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23 Oct 04 - 07:02 PM (#1305147) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Bill D big difference between "talking about sex" and 'talking sexy', and many folks are not real comfy with either. Sex is one of those subjects where many worry about their image if they say the wrong thing. I spent 3 years working in an "adult" book store and got used to images, language, gadgets, opinions, fetishes...and just generally hearing folks ask, tell and worry about their sex lives, lack thereof, and wish lists.....such variety we have in humans! What I learned is that sex is a lot like music....some folks like to create tunes & lyrics, some like only following or listening to what has already been done, some do well in harmonies with others while others MUST direct and/or choose the tune. Likewise, some like 'visuals'(live or pictures) while others like stories and imagination with the images only in their heads. ....and one of the most important things I learned is how awkward it is for many folks to compare and sort out these varied approaches when they are trying to form relationships, because there has been, up to now, few avenues for 'standard' comparison of views and attitudes, other than gossip in peer groups which leads to SUCH bad information sometimes!...but in the last few years, the internet/WWW has begun to change all that....people are finding like minded souls and developing their 'interests' BEFORE they meet others. This can be good AND bad, but at least opportunities are widening... wow...I do go on, hmmm? |
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23 Oct 04 - 09:14 PM (#1305241) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant What what what? Why would one want to talk about sex at the dinner table, when one can have sex on the dinner table? Deary me, what happended to inventiveness? I always try my hardest to start some healthy debates at the dinner table, especially at Christmas when everyone's a bit tipsy. Problem is, my family are all athiests, and what's more they're all liberal commie left-wing surrender monkeys. I usually resort to playing Devil's advocate and saying something like 'Isn't George Bush simply darling?'. That works. *tongue firmly placed in cheek* |
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24 Oct 04 - 06:51 AM (#1305487) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Hrothgar ... can't go back to that restaurant again ... |
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24 Oct 04 - 08:54 AM (#1305515) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie BI--Don't you mean 'Isn't George Bush simple darling'? Giok ;~) |
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24 Oct 04 - 10:29 AM (#1305556) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Very nicely put BillD! The sex/music allegory is very apposite. BI....now why doesn't it surprise me to see you turn up on this thread!!?? How is our new club going? Love Lynne |
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24 Oct 04 - 10:54 AM (#1305574) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Amos Bill D: WHat an interesting experience, all told, that must have been! :) Thanks for the abstract -- I found it enlightening. A |
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24 Oct 04 - 01:48 PM (#1305706) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: el_punkoid_nouveau Hey everybody - I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone can stop talking about it... Any thoughts on what, say, Blind IO, the crocodile God Offler or the Great God Om would have to say? And would the first and last topics be an Abomination unto Nuggan? epn |
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25 Oct 04 - 04:39 AM (#1306400) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST,Boab Been turned on to this thread right from the start.Grrrr! Where the hell ARE those old loveletters---can't remember a friggin thing....... |
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25 Oct 04 - 11:14 AM (#1306630) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: muppitz Everyone should talk about sex more! It makes it so much better when you have a no holds barred sexual honesty with each other! My ex taught me so much and made me more vocally liberated, which led to me being more sexually liberated. If we lived a bit closer to each other he wouldn't be my ex! Damn shame! Muppitz x |
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25 Oct 04 - 01:50 PM (#1306767) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Micca It reminds me of a photograph of a wall( reputed to be the "Saracens Head" in Glasgow, a Notorious Orange (as in Irish sectarian) pub) divided vertically in to three columns, headed Sex, Politics, Religion. Someone had written the same 3 words in each column "F*** The Pope" |
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25 Oct 04 - 02:59 PM (#1306818) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie Ah dinnae think it's the Sarrie Heid Micca, mind ye ah could think o'a few it micht hae been. Giok |
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25 Oct 04 - 03:27 PM (#1306842) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace Politics bore me; religion is ultra personal; I vaguely remember sex. Back to the Giant Rabbit thread. That's it, rabbits know about sex, little thumpers that they are. |
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25 Oct 04 - 04:25 PM (#1306887) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sweetfia Yes, no, maybe...! |
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25 Oct 04 - 04:45 PM (#1306908) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Micca one is reminded also of the young lady filling in the survey, under Sex it had a space that said M or F, and she said F definately, I havent M-ed since I was a teenager!! |
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25 Oct 04 - 05:00 PM (#1306919) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace LOL--haven't heard that one before. |
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25 Oct 04 - 05:17 PM (#1306924) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Once Famous This is always a good topic that I am comfortable with. Ladies, please describe your take on female ejaculation. |
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25 Oct 04 - 05:52 PM (#1306948) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Eeeeeek! There...that's a female ejaculation. Brucie...can I help you to remember....? |
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25 Oct 04 - 05:57 PM (#1306950) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Once Famous MBSLynne; Is that how you scream during an orgasm or did you just see a mouse? |
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25 Oct 04 - 06:10 PM (#1306959) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST This thread was meant as fun MG not for your perverted self gratification go buy a porn mag. |
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25 Oct 04 - 07:34 PM (#1307031) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST,Boab Leave Martin alone now! He's suave, handsome, ever so clever and self-assured. |
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25 Oct 04 - 07:44 PM (#1307042) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Georgiansilver And one could imply that he would be bound to know a lot about orgasms being the "Type of person he is". Best wishes. |
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25 Oct 04 - 08:31 PM (#1307079) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: frogprince Given the premise of this thread, I can't see that anyone has a real complaint if Martin happens to talk "dirty"; no one complained when I did. |
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25 Oct 04 - 09:21 PM (#1307128) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Rustic Rebel The term female ejaculation, originated by Sevely and Bennett (1975) and Belzer (1981), refers to the orgasmic expulsion which is at least partially homologous to male ejaculation, rather than any other sort of expulsion of liquid which might occur at the time of a woman's orgasm, such as urine or vaginal secretions (Addiego et al., 1981). Since then, controversy has surrounded this topic as to where female ejaculate would come from, whether it truly is of the same consistency as seminal fluid in men, or whether women are merely urinating at the experience of an intense orgasm. Perry and Whipple's (1981) study of pelvic muscle strength in relation to females who claimed to be ejaculators hypothesized the women who ejaculated upon orgasm have stronger pelvic muscle contractions under voluntary control than women who do not. This study also raised questions as to whether women can only have clitoral or vaginal orgasms by noting that women who ejaculated not only had stronger pubococcygeal muscle contractions, but also had stronger uterine contractions than non-ejaculators. Yes, I belive. Rustic |
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25 Oct 04 - 09:44 PM (#1307147) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Bill D info on Skene's glands which may be the source of clear ejaculate. (why use a library, when you have Mudcat!) and I'll bet Martin HAS M'd since he was a teenager...*grin* |
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26 Oct 04 - 12:22 AM (#1307291) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace I recall a psychiatrist friend of mine who would ask patients--in the course of getting to the difficulties they were undergoing--if they ever M'd. Most people would say they didn't (hadn't). He would reply, "So, you tried it once and didn't LIKE IT?" MBSLynne: Remember WHAT? |
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26 Oct 04 - 12:26 AM (#1307293) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: chris nightbird childs I don't know of your experience Rustic Rebel, but I don't think it's urine. And to my experience the female org doesn't sound like "Eeeek!" You're so silly Lynne... |
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26 Oct 04 - 01:24 AM (#1307326) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace "And to my experience the female org doesn't sound like "Eeeek!" IMHO, this remark belongs on Joe Offer's rodent thread. Female org: No, it doesn't sound like Eeeek! Not if it's greased properly. |
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26 Oct 04 - 06:27 AM (#1307426) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne I should say it depended on the female, so unless you have an encyclopedic experience of women and their orgasms, I shouldn't judge! And I agree.....leave Martin alone! He didn't say anything that could be taken exception to in the context of this thread, certainly not by me and I started it so nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Some people have a go at Martin just because he IS Martin, which doesn't seem fair to me. Rustic, I find that very interesting...I shall have to research it further..... Love Lynne PS and Martin, sometimes the two can be the same! |
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26 Oct 04 - 11:03 AM (#1307633) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST MBSLynne I could answer your comments about MG but I'll leave it to avoid a thread creep. |
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26 Oct 04 - 03:17 PM (#1307891) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Once Famous Guest, you have no testicles. Hey, pretty cool expression on a sex thread. MBSLyne, my detractors like this Guest who has no spine, no sex life, thinks having an orgasm is dirty, are exactly the ones who have the hang-ups. I do so much like making them squirm and when they focus on me, they squirm even more. I call it success! Thanks for being such a cool lady, MBSLyne You, too frogprince. Stay who you are and don't let a phony Guest princess kiss you. |
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26 Oct 04 - 03:35 PM (#1307907) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: emjay How old are you, Giok, if all you can do is talk about it anymore? You have my sympathy. I don't want to get THAT old! |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:22 PM (#1307977) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Once Famous I proclaim that I will never be too old to just talk about it. I am a man of constant libido. |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:27 PM (#1307981) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Ooh... female ejaculation. I s that when you're bonking on an aeroplane and... never mind. The clubs going good, it's very exclusive. So exclusive, in fact, that there are only two members...hehehehe.... members.... "BI--Don't you mean 'Isn't George Bush simple darling'?" LOL, yes, but it oesn't have quite the same effect when one is trying to wind up yellow bellied left wing pansies... |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:34 PM (#1307987) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST Maybe not a good idea to feed the trolls MBSLynne |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:38 PM (#1307989) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie Did I say I had reached that age? Giok ;~) |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:42 PM (#1307994) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon Sex religion and politics, what about the drugs? |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:50 PM (#1308006) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne If I ever get so old I can only talk about it, I hope I'll be dead! Yep MG...constant libido! Love Lynne |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:51 PM (#1308010) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace What age? |
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26 Oct 04 - 05:53 PM (#1308014) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: frogprince Druids? what do druids have to do with it? |
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26 Oct 04 - 06:52 PM (#1308070) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace That's a homework assignment I give my English students near the beginning of the year. They have to go home the first weekend at the start of the school year and think about SEX at least ten times a day. (My students are between the ages of 13 and 18. They do, and learn a method of writing paragraphs to address literature questions. Statement Example eXplanation That's what I know about sex. Cool, huh? |
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26 Oct 04 - 10:11 PM (#1308225) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Bill D how do you get them to stop at 10?...oh..."at least"...never mind.. |
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26 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM (#1308233) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Yes, what about the drugs? I can always start a good argument about drugs... Why not combine the lot, eh? Get high, then bonk a clergyman on the dinner table whilst discussing politics... |
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27 Oct 04 - 01:19 PM (#1308810) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie Are we back to Micca's Fuck the Pope post? Giok |
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27 Oct 04 - 01:32 PM (#1308823) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: frogprince Nuts; I was waiting for someone to say "not "druids", stupid, "drugs",so I could do Rosanna Rossannadanna and go "Oh... never mind... |
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27 Oct 04 - 05:01 PM (#1308979) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne My best friend in my late teens and early 20s (my 'hunting' partner) and I went to a friend's Catholic wedding. Her husband had been at a seminary training to be a priest but changed his mind or lost his vocation or whatever. There was a musical group at the wedding made up of young, trainee Catholic priests. My mate and I spent the whole of the reception trying to seduce them! I mean...who could resist a challenge like that?? We failed, I'm sorry to say..... That's sex and religion...can't get the politics and drugs in too Love Lynne |
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28 Oct 04 - 12:14 AM (#1309261) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Hehehe... there were 69 posts in this thread...*sniggers* |
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28 Oct 04 - 08:14 AM (#1309457) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne *grin* so how are we doing BI? Do we count the double entendres as we go down? *snigger* Perhaps we should keep score? Just so everyone knows what we're talking about, what is the name of our fairly exclusive (2 members *heehee*) club? Love Lynne |
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28 Oct 04 - 08:21 AM (#1309466) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie Well as it's HEAD ing in that direction what else can I do but go down with you. Can I thumb a lift in your Volvo after visiting the bishop? Giok :~) |
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28 Oct 04 - 10:47 AM (#1309566) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Oooooh! Three members.......:-] |
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28 Oct 04 - 10:54 AM (#1309574) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Chris Green Request to administrator - If you see another another double entendre in this thread, can you whip it out immediately? |
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28 Oct 04 - 12:25 PM (#1309651) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Bill D we don't want administrators butting in, it would just tittilate them and lead to crotchety posts. |
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28 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM (#1309667) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST Beware of the one eyed trouser snake. |
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28 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM (#1309683) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage frogprince, it wasn't Roseanne Roseannadanna who said "never mind," it was Emily Litella. |
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28 Oct 04 - 02:53 PM (#1309785) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: frogprince Oh. Never mind... Either way, Gilda was a national treasure, gone too soon. |
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28 Oct 04 - 03:25 PM (#1309816) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST,nicholas This thread is starting to suck... |
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28 Oct 04 - 04:29 PM (#1309874) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace Just dropped in to keep abreast of the posts. |
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28 Oct 04 - 05:49 PM (#1309947) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie As my friend the gynaecologist [sp?] used to say, "at your cervix madam, dilated to meet you" Giok [:¬]> |
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28 Oct 04 - 11:54 PM (#1310204) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant It's called the Sexual Innuendo Club For Unembarassable Citizens. Or, SIC FUC for short..... |
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28 Oct 04 - 11:58 PM (#1310209) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace Always wanted to belong to a club. Cuntry club at that. |
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28 Oct 04 - 11:59 PM (#1310210) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace Ooops. Here's the o. |
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29 Oct 04 - 12:08 AM (#1310215) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage It's a much better double entendre (and quite possibly there is exclusive entry, one member at a time) in the Cuntry club, Brucie. Don't fix the spelling! ;-) |
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29 Oct 04 - 12:43 AM (#1310234) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace ;-) back to ya, SRS. |
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29 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM (#1310824) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne I shall swallow my embarassment and spit out what I was going to say about being a sucker for a man with a sense of humour....! BI...have you noticed it's nearly all men apart from us?? |
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29 Oct 04 - 04:15 PM (#1310872) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Once Famous It's because you two are obviously cool party girls and not got a lot of hang-ups like some broads do. |
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29 Oct 04 - 04:30 PM (#1310886) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Well thank you Martin... I'm always being accused of lowering the tone of any conversation. This one is pretty low! Hang ups?? What are they??? |
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29 Oct 04 - 04:51 PM (#1310906) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace Hang ups are what ya get when ya make obscene long distance collect calls. |
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29 Oct 04 - 05:01 PM (#1310912) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: frogprince The voice of experience. brucie?... (I can't afford to pay long distance rates for mine). |
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29 Oct 04 - 11:46 PM (#1311178) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Yeah, i've noticed... i'm not complaining, though! :0) |
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30 Oct 04 - 04:53 AM (#1311263) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: GUEST,Nicholas or more appropriately :O) |
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30 Oct 04 - 05:39 PM (#1311695) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Peace Absolutely, frogprince. I can't either. That's why the calls are collect. |
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31 Oct 04 - 12:06 PM (#1312236) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Just popped in for a quickie to say that it nearly slipped out....of the thread list that is, so I thought I'd put it back in again. Love Lynne |
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31 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM (#1312259) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage I hope you didn't bang your head in the process. |
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01 Nov 04 - 03:04 AM (#1312812) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sam L It depresses me that people can talk so long about sex and never actually say anything about sex. It's always supposed to be brave to admit that one is depressed, but it doesn't feel brave, it feels oddly like bragging. I'm depressed out of my fucking skull. I saw some odd sexual phenomenae before I read about them, like female ejaculation, but it doesn't seem to happen a lot, or matter much. I'd write more but ever since I downloaded an XP service pack my e-mails time out and quit. Which depresses me also. |
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01 Nov 04 - 03:09 AM (#1312816) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sam L Oh, I see that posted. Even though this motherfucking microsoft improvement shut me down. Bill Gates, thanks, you fuckhead moron. I gotta get rid of this update. I notice if you can get both nipples together for some quality time, even if it takes some effort, it's worth the trouble. |
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01 Nov 04 - 03:13 AM (#1312821) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Well Fred Miller, it sounds to me as though what you really need is lots and lots of relaxing, anti-depressant sex. That will make you feel better!!! Love Lynne PS Hey! Perhaps I should start an advice column! |
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01 Nov 04 - 03:42 AM (#1312832) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Amos Fred: Get a Mac!! It will brighten up upur world, Binky!!! And have some ice cream! A |
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01 Nov 04 - 04:13 AM (#1312847) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie The SP2 thing seems to hit different computers different ways. My computer downloaded it for me while I wasn't looking, and it hasn't caused me any problems so far, touch wood. Hope you've got the go back setup, and can escape from its clutches. Giok |
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01 Nov 04 - 04:38 PM (#1313511) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sttaw Legend Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?" |
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01 Nov 04 - 04:44 PM (#1313521) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage Fred's just depressed because it's his computer that got fucked. ;-> |
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01 Nov 04 - 05:53 PM (#1313602) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Lol! |
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02 Nov 04 - 08:55 AM (#1314037) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sam L As they say on the Simpsons, it's funny because it's true. I'm not really very depressed. Or at least I wasn't, til I started taking an anti-depressant. But I'm told they go the wrong way, at first. I had this serious discussion about it with this woman who knew a lot about it. She was dressed as a cat. |
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02 Nov 04 - 09:15 AM (#1314059) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sttaw Legend "She was dressed as a cat." Did you enjoy talking to a pussy Fred? |
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02 Nov 04 - 01:25 PM (#1314311) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Micca Fred, I could see her lips move put couldn't hear anything |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:23 PM (#1314723) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage Let the guy rest. He's bushed. |
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02 Nov 04 - 11:08 PM (#1314747) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Shanghaiceltic In public the Chinese are pretty subdued about talking about sex, as there is no real religion here that is out and the politics is how they despise their leaders in Beijing for corruption. But in private the Chinese girls are always comparing and discussing sex. Over here still considered a taboo subject in public. When Jade and I were in Germany last year on a holiday we were in Munich and she noticed a sex shop. Bit like trying to stop a dog chasing a cat, she was in before I could blink. In the end it was me being embarassed as she held up various sizes of large plastic penii and vibrators and in a loud happy voice pointing out they were all made in China and then asking why they could not get the big versions in China. Things are on the change here though regarding sex. Politics will always be taboo unless you are sure the person you are talking to is not an informer. |
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03 Nov 04 - 07:50 AM (#1315047) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Oh dear, it seems to have run out of energy! Let's get it up there again shall we? |
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03 Nov 04 - 04:30 PM (#1315629) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: el_punkoid_nouveau MBSL - the mere thought of getting it up... |
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03 Nov 04 - 04:37 PM (#1315637) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: chris nightbird childs Well, I like one of these three catagories... : ) |
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04 Nov 04 - 03:09 AM (#1316100) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne I think I can guess which one Chris! |
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04 Nov 04 - 03:18 AM (#1316103) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: chris nightbird childs hehehe... |
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04 Nov 04 - 04:14 AM (#1316143) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie Try the Ian Dury recipe if you want to enjoy more than one Chris. Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. Giok |
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04 Nov 04 - 08:26 AM (#1316284) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: robomatic As I'm writing this, a sexy song is playing on my system, that ol' standard "I Touch Myself" by the DiVinyls. I'm gonna put it on my 'Road Trip' CD. Yeah, this is dangerously close to music for a BS thread, but maybe someone's done it already, songs with frank sexual innuendo, none of this "Strangers In The Night" runaround. But I've always felt pretty free to rant about sex and politics in my local areas. It's insulting someone's music or food proclivities that I've learned to be careful about. I remember salivating over a T-Shirt that said "I Hate All Your Favorite Music" but in the end it was too risque and I settled on "The Four Corn Dogs of the Apocalypse". love to you, too |
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04 Nov 04 - 11:25 PM (#1317224) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Sex= Good. Very good. Applaudable, even. I like that. Religion= I can deal with. Politics= If i hear or see or otherwise encounter that word JUST one more time in the next YEAR i am going to go on a murderous RAMPAGE and DIE in a hail of police BULLETS! And it's NOT going to be PRETTY! UNDERSTAND? AAAAAAAARRRRGGHHUUGHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAArgh!Argh! Of course, if anyone can think of some palatable way to combine sex and that-which-shall-not-be-named, i might change my mind...:0) |
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05 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM (#1317330) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: el_punkoid_nouveau F*** Blair? Share and enjoy! epn |
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05 Nov 04 - 02:56 AM (#1317335) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne God what a revolting thought!!!!! |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:10 AM (#1317444) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: John MacKenzie How did Cherie's mouth get to be that shape? Giok |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:16 AM (#1317451) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sttaw Legend Something to do with rugby and odd shaped balls. |
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05 Nov 04 - 08:21 AM (#1317588) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Chris Green Sex and politics? The Alan Clark Diaries leap to mind! |
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05 Nov 04 - 10:09 AM (#1317686) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Good grief! She doesn't play rugby as well does she!!! |
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05 Nov 04 - 10:31 AM (#1317719) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sttaw Legend She certainly does and recently commented on some rule changes within the game: "I don't like this new rule, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him" |
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05 Nov 04 - 03:15 PM (#1318109) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant I wouldn't f**k Blair if he was the last man on earth- I mean, i have to stick to my principles here! And anyway, he looks like a demented teapot. You'd probably look like Cherie too, if you had to put up with him-can you imagine all those years biting your tongue? |
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05 Nov 04 - 04:17 PM (#1318175) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Chris Green BI - you're right, Blair does look like a demented teapot! While we're on the subject, I've always though of Robin Cook as a bearded kidney bean. |
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05 Nov 04 - 05:48 PM (#1318266) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Raedwulf Up the Reds! Up the Reds! Up the Reds! (No, hang on, that's sex, politics, & *sport*, (and, anyway, I fucking hate Man.Ure...) |
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05 Nov 04 - 09:00 PM (#1318443) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Cluin Sex, Religion, Politics... the new version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Except Sex beats all! That's why I choose it every time. |
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06 Nov 04 - 01:44 AM (#1318624) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage I thought the purpose of sex was so you don't have to beat it, Cluin? |
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06 Nov 04 - 01:29 PM (#1318904) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Lol...bearded kidney bean... |
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06 Nov 04 - 03:14 PM (#1318990) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant My grandmother once said she thought Tommy Sheridan was 'dishy'. I'm still recieving counselling. |
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06 Nov 04 - 03:29 PM (#1319003) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Little Hawk Folk, rock, and rap. |
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06 Nov 04 - 08:39 PM (#1319174) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Richard Bridge Why has no-one answered MBS Lynne's question why she could not seduce some catholic priests or trainee priests? Is it that the answer is too obvious? Or that both are? |
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07 Nov 04 - 06:51 AM (#1319435) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Well I didn't ask it as a question...I assumed it was that their faith was stronger than my sex-appeal. |
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07 Nov 04 - 08:29 AM (#1319486) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: freda underhill A politician pulls up at the medical clinic, leaving his "personal assistant" in the car, and races inside. "We're leaving on vacation, and my secretary says I need to be vasectomised immediately!" The doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. Snip, snip, and it's done. So the guy shuffles back to the car and gingerly lowers himself back into the driver's seat. "So, are you vaccinated, then?" asks his secretary. |
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07 Nov 04 - 09:50 AM (#1319526) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Lol! |
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07 Nov 04 - 01:36 PM (#1319686) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Lol |
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07 Nov 04 - 02:52 PM (#1319740) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Have you noticed that the political threads seem to be winning at the moment? Come on guys!!! MORE SEX!!!!!!!! |
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07 Nov 04 - 03:19 PM (#1319762) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Cluin More, more, more! You women are all the same. Gimme 20 minutes and a glass of water at least? |
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08 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM (#1320180) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne I thought women were the ones who were supposed to have the headaches??! |
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08 Nov 04 - 07:14 AM (#1320285) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sttaw Legend Tip of the day: Don't talk with your mouth full |
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08 Nov 04 - 07:33 AM (#1320297) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne Full??! |
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08 Nov 04 - 07:39 AM (#1320301) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Sttaw Legend LOL |
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08 Nov 04 - 07:33 PM (#1320872) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Cluin Read the primer. |
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08 Nov 04 - 07:45 PM (#1320884) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Blissfully Ignorant Is Nookie Monster well-hung? |
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08 Nov 04 - 10:17 PM (#1321019) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage I think you'll have better luck with Animal and Fozzy Bear and Kermit and Miss Piggy than introducing Bert and Ernie and Cookie Monster. |
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09 Nov 04 - 04:55 AM (#1321251) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: MBSLynne All I remember from my Sesame Street days is that Nookie Monster's cousin Cookie Monster eats everything in sight! |
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09 Nov 04 - 12:10 PM (#1321556) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Stilly River Sage Good comeback! |
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10 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM (#1322669) Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics From: Cluin More reading material... |
