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BS: If Bush Was a Girl

27 Oct 04 - 12:36 PM (#1308762)
Subject: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Janie

Sick. But very funny.http://www.funsnap.com/1/bushgirl.swf


27 Oct 04 - 12:47 PM (#1308777)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Georgiansilver

Nice girl, shame about the face!!!
Great fun, thanks.


27 Oct 04 - 12:58 PM (#1308788)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Chris Green

I was about to eat dinner. After seeing that I don't think I can! Yuk!


27 Oct 04 - 01:03 PM (#1308793)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Amos

I think that woman is the one who comes round to Dick Cheney's place all the time....


A


27 Oct 04 - 01:05 PM (#1308795)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Amos

Wait a minute...that's Old Guy!! I knew it looked familiar!!!


A


27 Oct 04 - 01:41 PM (#1308830)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: frogprince

Damnit guys, it's not nice to try to make somebody laugh and puke at the same time...


27 Oct 04 - 03:29 PM (#1308896)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: GUEST,Jim Dixon

Just to show it has no political bias, the same site has If Kerry was a woman.


27 Oct 04 - 03:44 PM (#1308914)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: frogprince

This damn site could set American nudism back 50 years...


27 Oct 04 - 04:27 PM (#1308944)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Janie

Whew!

Janie


27 Oct 04 - 04:39 PM (#1308957)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: dwditty

Looks like Bush is a morph of Jennifer Anniston. Kerry, on the other hand....


28 Oct 04 - 05:11 AM (#1309380)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: GUEST,Denny

At least a girl would not be a prick.


28 Oct 04 - 05:11 AM (#1309381)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: mack/misophist

Saw something similar that included Cheney and Edwards. The best looking one was Cheney. I think he's been practiceing.


28 Oct 04 - 06:31 AM (#1309412)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: George Papavgeris

Yuk. I mean YYUUUK! Not if they were the last two females in the world... They are what we refer to as "pillowcase beauties" back in the old country.


28 Oct 04 - 02:33 PM (#1309761)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: frogprince

We said "double baggers" - girls with whom you put two paper bags over their heads, in case one tears.


29 Oct 04 - 06:41 AM (#1310378)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Liz the Squeak

The correct explanation of the term 'double bagger' is one bag on his head, one bag on yours, in case his falls off.

Scaringly, they both looked (and I use the term in its loosest possible meaning) pretty good in the cowboy hats.

However, if Bush were a girl, she'd probably be saying 'J'all wan' frays wid dayt? Only a guy could get so far and be so stupifotic.

LTS


29 Oct 04 - 04:22 PM (#1310879)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Peace

Makes one despair of ever seeing a pretty woman again.


29 Oct 04 - 04:36 PM (#1310890)
Subject: RE: BS: If Bush Was a Girl
From: Stilly River Sage

Bush's blonde daughter, Jenna, looks a lot like him (this is a large image). It's hard to find one that gives an exact angle like a photo of her father for comparison. They often wear similar expressions in photos.

However, I'm not posting photos of the father or daughter to do anything other than point out that the cobbled together set of images is pretty silly, when clearly one of his girls looks so much like him that some of those photos look more like she than he. There are funny cartoons and altered photos of Bush, and no doubt of Kerry. If I were one of the bodies in the photos I'd be pissed to see his head dropped on top of the rest of me, but mostly I think this guy has too much time on his hands.

(This photo that I found today is one I think is quite appealing of a very young Bush family.)

SRS