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27 Oct 04 - 02:57 PM (#1308870) Subject: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas From: Leadfingers Thought I would put this one in too - Cant remember where I got it ! ^^ On the twelfth day of christmas my taxman sent to me Twelve Bills for Payment Eleven Last Reminders Ten Cheques for Signing Nine Forms for Filling Eight Large Policemen Seven V.A.T. Men Six Burly Bailiffs Five High Court Writs Four Tax Returns Three More Bills Two Summonses And a Rebate of twenty one P. |
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28 Oct 04 - 01:42 PM (#1309711) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas From: katlaughing What are V.A.T. men, LF? Thanks for sharing this one! |
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28 Oct 04 - 04:20 PM (#1309868) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas From: alanabit I thought that was funny. However, I am going to be a bit pedantic here. There is no such thing as a "tax rebate" - contrary to mythology. Tax "refunds" or the Revenue's preferred term "repayment" (happily) both occur. A quick reference to your dictionary will explain everything! I'll pinch that song off you though, Leadfingers! |
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28 Oct 04 - 07:32 PM (#1310032) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas From: Leadfingers I just wish I could remember WHO I stole it from though !! V.A.T men are the branch of the Excise who chase up Value Added Tax problems - V A T replaced Purchse Tax when we started the procedure to join up with Europe ! |
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29 Oct 04 - 01:21 AM (#1310261) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas From: katlaughing Thanks! |