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Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!

27 Oct 04 - 10:49 PM (#1309226)
Subject: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Looks like nobody reads the BS threads - My Song Challenge in the Rodents in my car Thread is unanswered.

Song Challenge - Rodents in my car!

Joe's Car
TTO:

There's rodents in my car, car,
There's rodents in my car, car,
Can't take you riding in my car, there's
Rodents in my car.

Robin

Robin


27 Oct 04 - 11:28 PM (#1309238)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: Janie

I thought I heard my fanbelt squeak
And then I heard my best friend shriek
As a small gray fieldmouse from under the dash did drop.
Up her pant-leg mouse did scurry
With lightning speed (it was in a hurry)
Then jumped from her lap and on my arm did plop!

(chorus)
Help! Help!
There's a rodent in my car
I know I drive junk
But this is going to far.
Help! Help!
Call the law
There's a rodent in my car.

More later. Or not.

Janie


28 Oct 04 - 12:10 AM (#1309259)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: Blissfully Ignorant

There's mices in my car
Mices in my car
They've chewed right through the wiring
And now my car won't start

There's mices in the boot
Mices in the bonnet
One more squeek and i'll
Get the pest controllers on it

Damn these evil mices
I'm going to call the polices
Cos lodging in my car
Is an objeconable species

I'm going to buy a cat
A big mean cat at that
I'll leave him in my vehicle
And let them have it out

Cos what chance have i
If those mices learn to drive?
I'll be left here carless
While the mice have the time of their lives


28 Oct 04 - 01:09 AM (#1309309)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: GUEST

Animal cruelty and eco insensitivity - don't appear much of a popular Mudcat theme - its another awkward sticky wicket for you Mr. Foolestroupe.


28 Oct 04 - 02:10 AM (#1309329)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: Joe Offer

The tune of "Smoke Gets In My Eyes" comes to mind:
    Rodents in my car,
    It's so damn bizarre,
    With rodents in my car...
Which is why I rarely participate in song challenges.
-Joe Offer-


28 Oct 04 - 05:41 AM (#1309392)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Egg on your face again!!!

Gutless Wanker Anonymous GUEST! :-P


28 Oct 04 - 06:12 AM (#1309404)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: Flash Company

I've got rats in my car, and I can't go driving no mo'
Got rats in my car, babe,and I just can't go driving no mo'
And there's mice in my transmission, and my crank shaft's feeling so'

There's a vole on my dashbo'd, it keeps turning my wipers off,
Vole on my dashbo'd, honey, turning my wind shield wipers off,
There's a field mouse in my exhaust, man that really makes me cough.

All I could think of, feel free to add!

FC


28 Oct 04 - 09:17 AM (#1309502)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: MMario

Tune:Chandler's shop


When I went out to the driveway today
to get into my car.
I turned the key to start the thing
but it coughed and wouldn't start
I popped the hood to check inside
you won't believe what I saw!
For rodents were having a [clap, clap, clap]
in the engine of my car!


28 Oct 04 - 09:43 AM (#1309518)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: Roger the Skiffler

(With apologies to Sonny, Brownie & Champion Jack)

You got automobile trouble, baby,
You got mice in your automobile
You got automobile trouble, baby
You got mice in your automobile
You need a great big pussy
Or let a real man do the deal

Gonna take me a shotgun,
Look up underneath your hood
Gonna take me a shotgun,
Look up underneath your hood
When you got my 30-30 [spoken](it's an over and under, baby)
Your motor'll be runnin'real good

Gonna take me an Ingram,
Gonna blast away all day
Gonna take me an Ingram,
Gonna blast away all day [spoken](it's got a big magazine,honey)
When my magazine runs out
Your engine will be running right, OK.

If you want me to be more gentle
I could try to use a trap
If you want me to be more gentle
I could try to use a trap
But you'd have a smell of cheese [spoken] (you know what cheese smells like, don't you, baby?)
And hear the bugger's neck go snap

You got automobile trouble baby
You got mice in your automobile
You got automobile trouble, baby
You got mice in your automobile
You need a great big pussy
Or let a real man do the deal



RtS


28 Oct 04 - 11:12 AM (#1309595)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: Flash Company

Third verse----

When I woke up this morning, I had to put on my walking shoes,
Woke up this morning, I put on my walking shoes,
Tell you, honey baby, I got those furry mammal blues!

FC


28 Oct 04 - 09:14 PM (#1310107)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: The Fooles Troupe


28 Oct 04 - 10:09 PM (#1310142)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: KT

MMario....TOO funny!!!


28 Oct 04 - 11:08 PM (#1310178)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Animal cruelty? Eco insensitivity? What about gearbox cruelty, and vehicle insensitivity? Huh, bet you never thought of that... :)


29 Oct 04 - 12:32 AM (#1310229)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
From: open mike

T.T.O./ 3 blind mice:

Three mice in my car,
three mice in my car,
there they are,
there they are,

look at them go round and round
harness it! their energy abounds!
now we will more quickly get to town

save at the pump, save at the pump...