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29 Oct 04 - 12:22 PM (#1310647) Subject: BS: Politics & Religion From: GUEST Before we begin, please apply all caveats ...now. These topics seem apropos in light of the upcoming presidential election in the USA, especially when President Bush has alluded to receiving his inspiration from a higher power. Politics Independent: Shit happens Democrat: Shit is a vast right wing conspiracy Republican: The rich deserve more shit Moderate: We must also consider shit's right to happen Liberal: Shit will happen if we don't spend enough Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement Reform: We can't get our poop in a group Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit Green: Compost happens Religion Taoism: Shit happens Hinduism: This shit happened before Confucianism: Confucius say, Shit happens Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens Atheism: There is no such thing as shit Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me? Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you Rastafarian: Smoke that shit |
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29 Oct 04 - 01:17 PM (#1310691) Subject: RE: BS: Politics & Religion From: Amos Now do one for Sex. A |
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29 Oct 04 - 01:22 PM (#1310699) Subject: RE: BS: Politics & Religion From: Bill D he didn't do THAT one....wonder who really does? |