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BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only

02 Nov 04 - 12:04 AM (#1313848)
Subject: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Shanghaiceltic

Well I have heard of donating the family jewels to save people from going bankrupt. Wonder if the bank manager would accept this as a way of paying of the house loan.......


2004-11-01 16:37:00

Sperm to the rescue

Romanian factory workers donate sperm in order to save their factory from going bankrupt. Apparently, sperm is one of the most valuable commodities that is also in great demand on the market in this South-European country. Besides, the workers of this ex-Socialist country possess nothing else aside from it.

According to a spokesman of the "Kampulung" factory, which manufactures 4x4s, the facility owns creditors a little over $12 000 000 USD. Sperm-bank located just around the corner from the car-manufacturing facility pays $32 per ejaculation. The workers, after hearing about this remarkable opportunity, rushed to the sperm bank to donate their sperm in order to pay back the creditors. One of the union leaders stated the following to the "Sun" newspaper:

"Judging by our technical-economic plan, it turns out that if 1000 workers will donate their sperm regularly in the course of 2-3 months, we will be able to collect enough financial means to pay of the debt in its entirety. In the meantime, it is very rewarding to observe young workers trying to do their best to save this facility along with all the working personnel here."

© Pravda.Ru


02 Nov 04 - 01:24 AM (#1313880)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Deckman

Come again? (sorry, I couldn't resist) Bob


02 Nov 04 - 01:47 AM (#1313886)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST

Bet thats a load off their minds ;-)


02 Nov 04 - 02:38 AM (#1313892)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: C-flat

Coming to the rescue?

By my reckoning the 1,000 volunteers will need to produce a $32 deposit at a rate of just over 6 times a day (working on a 5 day week) for a period of 12 weeks in order to clear off the $12000000 debt.
Could be some repetetive strain problems.

C-flat.


02 Nov 04 - 03:49 AM (#1313912)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Dead Horse

All Hands to the pumps!


02 Nov 04 - 03:57 AM (#1313919)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Sttaw Legend

Come Together


02 Nov 04 - 04:47 AM (#1313938)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Liz the Squeak

Well, what a way to go!!

Are they doing this on work time or as overtime? Or piecework at home???

The mind boggles.....

LTS


02 Nov 04 - 05:12 AM (#1313954)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Hrothgar

Puts an entirely different perspective on "coming to work."


02 Nov 04 - 05:28 AM (#1313961)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: mooman

...clearly not working flexible hours...

Peace

moo


02 Nov 04 - 05:47 AM (#1313966)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Sttaw Legend

Maybe Catters could have a go at this and send deposits to Mudcat.


02 Nov 04 - 06:26 AM (#1313976)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST

That's one hell of a soggy biscuit.


02 Nov 04 - 06:39 AM (#1313984)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: George Papavgeris

It's the w***ers who let the debt mount up, that should pay for it. I am not sure if this shot in the dark can really help. It feels more like a jerk reaction.


02 Nov 04 - 06:47 AM (#1313985)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST

But a handy solution nevertheless?


02 Nov 04 - 07:41 AM (#1314007)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST

All pulling together then!


02 Nov 04 - 09:38 AM (#1314080)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: George Papavgeris

And it's pull, boys, pull...


02 Nov 04 - 09:44 AM (#1314087)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Sttaw Legend

Where's Hand-Pulled-Boy I'm sure he must have had a hand in this?


02 Nov 04 - 01:56 PM (#1314348)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: C-flat

And the poor guys get home to the familiar words....."Had a hard day dear?"


02 Nov 04 - 03:53 PM (#1314451)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: MBSLynne

Goodness! All these years and I could have been saving up for my pension!!!!

Love Lynne


02 Nov 04 - 11:57 PM (#1314768)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Peace

I hope all you good Canadians are thinking about this. What an opportunity to help pay off our national debt. This could start with our House of Commons. They spend so much time jackin' off as it is, that this way they could put it to good use for a change. We all gotta give this serious consideration.


03 Nov 04 - 12:23 AM (#1314793)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: harpgirl

pula da pula, eh?


03 Nov 04 - 01:31 AM (#1314832)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: open mike

well the laws of supply and demand will soon catch up with this..
each egg only needs one sperm....where are all the rest gonna go?
on unemployment? and there are often men willing to donate for free..
why would any one pay for it/them? ah well, the best of luck to the whole operation..


03 Nov 04 - 03:41 AM (#1314903)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Liz the Squeak

Yeah, but it has to be the RIGHT sperm... that chase up the fallopians (or down past the tonsils) isn't designed just to give 'em a workout... it separates the er... boys from the men as it were....

And I don't think operation is the right word to use here.. in fact, a certain operation would render the whole thing pointless.

LTS


03 Nov 04 - 06:36 AM (#1315001)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Dave Bryant

And to think that I've spent my working life slogging away in IT !

There's probably also a great demand for guide dogs and white stcks in Romania.

I can imagine an old Romanian, wrinkled, bald, long white beard, permantly trembling, spittle, trickling from his mouth etc., being interviewed. "So you've worked on this project all your life then Vladimir - how old are you now ?" With great difficulty he manages to answer, "Twenty-three".


03 Nov 04 - 07:24 AM (#1315034)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST,Mingulay

This thread seems to be going on onan onan.

Break a wrist!


03 Nov 04 - 08:42 AM (#1315103)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: el_punkoid_nouveau

On the other hand, partners could lend a hand...

epn


03 Nov 04 - 03:42 PM (#1315589)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: frogprince

So there was this country preacher, visiting a parisheners farm, who happened to catch young Johnny behind the barn, "doing his own thing".
"Young man", he said, "don't you think you should save that for when you get married?"
A few years go by, and the same pastor marries Johnny and his bride. After the wedding, he gets Johnny aside and asks, "did you follow the advice I gave you?"
"Yes, I did"
"Now, aren't you glad?"
"To tell the truth, not really; I've got two cream cans of the stuff, and I got no idea what to do with it..."


03 Nov 04 - 09:32 PM (#1315915)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Shanghaiceltic

I just (out of curiosity) looked up the term for a sperm bank in Chinese it would be Jingzi Yinghang. Yinghang=bank. The character jing for Jingzi on its own has some lovely definitions;

refined, picked, choice, excellent, perfect, smaller quantity and better quality (nice one), smart, clever, able, extract, essence.

I fink the Chinese have got it just about right. Must imply the ladies only get the best.....now I shall go and hide behind the sofa.


04 Nov 04 - 10:11 AM (#1316405)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Uncle_DaveO

Okay, I'll say it: SONG CHALLENGE! (If I ever heard one.)

Dave Oesterreich


04 Nov 04 - 10:44 PM (#1317195)
Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Shanghaiceltic

First Line

My debts not getting smaller though my payment is getting bigger....