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03 Nov 04 - 02:35 PM (#1315513) Subject: BS: Achieve inner peace From: John MacKenzie "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You have no idea how f*cking good I feel.... Floats my boat! Giok |
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03 Nov 04 - 02:57 PM (#1315534) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Once Famous Or you can find inner peace through some outer labia. |
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03 Nov 04 - 03:14 PM (#1315553) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: John MacKenzie Is that where to look for the MG spot? :~) Giok |
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03 Nov 04 - 03:15 PM (#1315557) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Once Famous It's the portal. |
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03 Nov 04 - 06:36 PM (#1315750) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace We're tryin' to organize a National Sperm Donor day in Canada to get the country outta debt. Will have to finish that. Don't know when, though. They really object when you try to donate in the Safeway. Can't figure out why. They oughta be more patriotic than THAT! |
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04 Nov 04 - 08:50 AM (#1316316) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne Perhaps the banks could be persuaded to take donations at the "Holes in the wall"??? |
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04 Nov 04 - 11:08 PM (#1317219) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Funny, that's my approach to inner peace as well...i feel i'm at my most spiritual when i'm talking to Ralph on the big white telephone. You said labia...now i have a (bad) excuse to do my insult again! YOU BIG GREASY FLAPPING LABIA! (Please note: that wasn't directed at anyone in particular. I'm just a sad and vulgar little person...) |
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04 Nov 04 - 11:18 PM (#1317222) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heklloeew, itasjke yuoiu asdvibve, i fgibhisg, boyyle gihn, bottle whiksyy, booolte rummn, now i vrrty pidded1 |
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04 Nov 04 - 11:19 PM (#1317223) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo i typired it a bit wrrong, i finsh all boottle in cuppoa rd, and get druunk. |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:16 AM (#1317244) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Not just drunk, but druunk...that's the way to go! :0) |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:30 AM (#1317252) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Lets you out for the donation programme, jOhn, for it giveth the desire and taketh away the ability or something like that. |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:45 AM (#1317265) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Gurney Only someone really perverted would use a hole in the wall, anyway. Bank workers are mostly real women, and one of them could HATE you. Anyway, inflatables are so cheap nowadays. |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:49 AM (#1317270) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Yeah. My friend in Ontario has--ah, fergit it. |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:52 AM (#1317272) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant What about inflatable sheep? I know they exist, becuase i bought one- not for me, i hasten to add. I can confirm they are suitably equipped with an orifice, however... |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:54 AM (#1317274) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace At my age, by the time ya blow them up ya got nothing left to give (if you take my meaning). |
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05 Nov 04 - 12:57 AM (#1317278) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Indeed, that's why i refuse to commit to a long term relationship with anyone more than ten years my senior. Unless of course they're loaded. |
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05 Nov 04 - 01:13 AM (#1317287) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace jOhn's loaded on another thread, but I don't know who's senior to whom. |
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05 Nov 04 - 01:18 AM (#1317289) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: chris nightbird childs Labia's the way to go for IN'ER peace! |
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05 Nov 04 - 01:26 AM (#1317292) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Isn't Muammar al-Gaddafi the leader there? |
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05 Nov 04 - 01:30 AM (#1317293) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: chris nightbird childs You'd have to ask his wife Brucie... |
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05 Nov 04 - 03:32 AM (#1317364) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Rustic Rebel This is a trip.... I was typing out this long explaination about the realities of inner peace and I looked up from my machine and my entire rant was inserted into the MOAB. I don't get it, I can't even begin to repeat it, I don't really want to now. It may be a inner message to myself that I don't need to figure inner peace out, it may have been misleading, and it may have been just some kind of fuck-up. Either way, I have now found my inner peace for the evening and need go no further. |
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05 Nov 04 - 03:38 AM (#1317369) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Cool. |
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05 Nov 04 - 04:22 AM (#1317404) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Liz the Squeak The MOAB? My recipe for inner peace - find chocolate. Eat it. Find more chocolate. Eat it. Find Sean Connery or Hugh Jackman DVD. Watch it. Imagine Hugh or Sean covered in chocolate. Find chocolate. Eat it. You get the drift? The other recipe for inner peace - find onions. Eat them. Find garlic. Eat it. Find pickled eggs. Eat them. Find curry and baked beans. Eat them. Now people will leave you alone and you will achieve that peaceful glow that you have strived for. Do not use a naked flame. LTS |
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05 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM (#1317692) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne Oh BI, you don't know what you are missing....older men are muuuuuuch better!!! Love Lynne |
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05 Nov 04 - 10:17 AM (#1317696) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne I must admit there is probably a limit to that. By 'older' I mean more than ten years older than you! Up to at least thirty years older than you. Older than that I can't speak for.... Love Lynne |
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05 Nov 04 - 03:28 PM (#1318120) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Oh, i know! Casual sex is fine. I just don't want to get lumbered with someone i have to wipe...:0) I broke my own rule with my last boyfriend, thought, who is 27. My parents didn't approve... |
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05 Nov 04 - 03:57 PM (#1318154) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: The Fooles Troupe As Billy Connolly says "Casual Sex? - No such thing" - it's never 'casual' the way he describes it.... :-) |
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05 Nov 04 - 06:13 PM (#1318301) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne No, whatever it is...it is NEVER casual...I can think of a lot of other adjectives however.... |
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05 Nov 04 - 06:53 PM (#1318331) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: jacqui.c I go with Lynne - no problem with older men - they mostly mature like fine wine, at least mine has. There are lots of advantages, believe me, even if they aren't loaded. Brucie - just do some breathing exercises - that'll get the inflatable up and with breath to spare, or so I'm told. Liz - I don't like chocolate but Jackman or Connery with or without - oooh! We're watching the video of Van Helsing tonight and I won't be able to concentrate on the film for thinking of him with a layer of chocolate..... For inner peace - a bottle of dry white wine does it for me and the knowledge that my older man has come safely through his surgery. |
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05 Nov 04 - 08:00 PM (#1318397) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Cluin Van Helsing. That was a loud damn movie in the theatre. Spent about 2/3 of it with my fingers in my ears. |
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06 Nov 04 - 07:16 AM (#1318714) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: jacqui.c Yep - it did rather spoil the movie - it was very much over the top in all directions though. With that amount of ham acting I was surprised that Bill Shatner didn't get a part. (Or did he - Igor looked VERY familiar!) Very funny for all that, though and, thanks to Liz, I just couldn't get the picture of Hugh covered in chocolate out of my mind..... |
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06 Nov 04 - 08:04 AM (#1318736) Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: *daylia* Rustic, I love it! Thanks for posting. BTW I think I achieved inner peace once a couple years ago and *WOW* - that was the best |