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BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?

06 Nov 04 - 04:45 AM (#1318655)
Subject: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: GUEST,too wimpy to be named!!!! (& cookie over-hea

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Parodying that famous (Nixon cartoon)


would you buy a used car from this guy?.....................NO   NEVER


(Dubbya cartoon with square lump on back)


would you watch a movie this guy was in?................ NO    HUH?


(Kerry cartoon in battle fatigues)


would this guy hit the target? ......................................YES    PROBABLY


Tick one from each category


(if I betray any preferences it is purely the effect of the guys' images on
a dispassionate observer)


cartoon can pithily precise aspects of a subject so.......
any other observations on presidential candidates (successful or not)


06 Nov 04 - 07:02 AM (#1318707)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: The Fooles Troupe

Not that I want to EGG you on, but you should CRACK these YOLKS carefully...


08 Nov 04 - 11:03 AM (#1320490)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Uncle_DaveO

(Dubbya cartoon with square lump on back)


would you watch a movie this guy was in?................ NO    HUH?


Well, I did watch, with enjoyment, a movie in which he was the central character. Called Fahrenheit 911.

Dave Oesterreich


08 Nov 04 - 11:06 AM (#1320493)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: mack/misophist

Hold the jokes. It won't be over for at least 4 years.


08 Nov 04 - 04:04 PM (#1320659)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Mrrzy

No, we need the jokes in order to survive the next 4 years!


08 Nov 04 - 04:08 PM (#1320663)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Peace

Screw the jokes. Say something funny instead.


08 Nov 04 - 04:20 PM (#1320683)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous

The next time you are at a urinal, realize the joke is in your hand.


08 Nov 04 - 04:35 PM (#1320692)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Peace

The water is cold and--DRUM ROLL--deep.


08 Nov 04 - 04:50 PM (#1320711)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Bill D

so VERY helpful, Martin...as usual... I never quite understand why someone will go out of their way to be offensive....and I guess also I don't understand why I bother to point it out when I know it will do no good.


08 Nov 04 - 05:02 PM (#1320728)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Nerd

The only thing more childish than small dick jokes is being offended by small dick jokes....


08 Nov 04 - 05:28 PM (#1320747)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Bill D

I hope you don't think I was offended by the 'joke',Nerd (the weak attempt, anyway)..*grin*....I am just awed by the continuous attempts.


08 Nov 04 - 05:36 PM (#1320758)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous

I think you were offended or else you wouldn't have commented, tap dances afterwords not withstanding.

One man's humor is not for everyone.

Especially little girls.


08 Nov 04 - 05:47 PM (#1320768)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: freda underhill

humour to soften the blow


08 Nov 04 - 06:56 PM (#1320816)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Cluin

George W Bush, the missing years: one, two, three, four.

And after 2008.


08 Nov 04 - 06:58 PM (#1320819)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Cluin

And looking for terrorists, ostensibly, and leaving no stone unturned.


09 Nov 04 - 04:58 AM (#1321254)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Dave Hanson

Martin Gibson is not offensive, he's just a very naughty boy.

eric


09 Nov 04 - 06:17 PM (#1321966)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: GUEST,SueB

Yes, it's safe to crack the jokes NOW, but not for very much longer, when the new Head of Homeland Security steps in (So long, Ridge) and the latest version of the Patriot Act gets rammed up our collective asses. Eat drink and crack wise, for tomorrow you may be detained indefinitely -with no access to legal representation- on suspicion of being Not So Damned Funny As All That. Ha ha ha ha ha!


09 Nov 04 - 08:44 PM (#1322105)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous

I've always been naughty.

And people quite frankly, have always found me interesting.


09 Nov 04 - 09:50 PM (#1322158)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Amos

Unfortunately, you have a lot more attention on being interesting than you do on being interested. This is your fatal flaw.

It is praiseworthy that you have the courage to be naughty, but it is a waste of great talent that you choose to exercise your courage against the idle, the innocent, and the passer-by instead of using it for worthy causes. It speaks to a hole in your character, or a deep unkindness toward others.

A


09 Nov 04 - 09:59 PM (#1322167)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous

Not all others, Amos.

Just the ones here who get so bent out of shape. Also, from my view of the world, I prefer to take my social action out in a real 3-D world, not in cyberspace.

As I have said before, Mudcat provides me some musical information and some interesting entertainment.

Yes many here are idle, some not really so innocent, and I nail the residents as well as the passer-bys equally.

I don't consider everything just that interesting, Amos. Some things yes, other things absolutely not.

You are still way to close to the situation, emotionally. Perhaps your "vacation" wasn't long enough.


09 Nov 04 - 10:58 PM (#1322197)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Amos

Pretty flowery jusitfications, Martin, for what is essentially a delight in abusing other beings.

Your endless reams of explanation don't change your basic appetite for being cruel needlessly, Martin, and some day you will have to let go of the intellectual machinery and face your own peculiar and convoluted condition of degradation and bitterness. Your condescending and perfectly-justified superiority toward others in the world has the stench of perverse elitism and barbarity in it. I hope you recover. I needed to catch my breath. You need to redesign your soul.

A


10 Nov 04 - 02:21 AM (#1322261)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Cluin

Funny stuff, guys.


10 Nov 04 - 05:01 AM (#1322331)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: matai

If a man thinks his penis is a joke who are we to take that away from him. It's when he thinks it is a cigar that we need to question his sanity....oops wrong president


10 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM (#1322348)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: GUEST

Cluin

I suggest you investigate the book "the Apes of Wrath" - published by the Gaudian (UK newspaper) by Cartoonist Steven(?) Bell. Unless you have any affections for Blair or Dubbya - it is a hoot - with occasional references to UK politics that would pass most US citizens by. It ain't polite but it sure is funny. Make that hilarious


10 Nov 04 - 10:18 AM (#1322350)
Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous

Amos, you sound like such a Republican preaching all of your morals.

I'm sorry that you have such a self-esteem problem.

One day it is you who will realize that you have spent your life just analyzing it, instead of really living it.