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BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please

12 Nov 04 - 06:52 AM (#1324417)
Subject: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Stu

Dear Americans,

You may have noticed your leader's favourite pet is paying a visit at the moment, and some of us over here were wondering if you could hold onto him for a few years, as we don't want him back.

He does not, by the way, represent public opinion here on your sordid little oil war (he lied to us about it).

Love,

Stigweard


12 Nov 04 - 07:02 AM (#1324420)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,Mingulay

He could, of course stay over there as a sort of Lease Lend payment. I'm sure he would represent at least the front grille of a jeep. Or would that be more in his missus' line?


12 Nov 04 - 08:57 AM (#1324483)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,Auggie

Hey, I think we have enough idiots staying in the White House without importing anymore, so no thanks.


12 Nov 04 - 09:33 AM (#1324508)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,Mingulay

The important thing is to make sure that they stay in the White House. If they ever get out into the community think what damage they could cause.


12 Nov 04 - 09:38 AM (#1324515)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Stu

Er, looking back my post seems a little harsh. I mean "Bush and his cronies sordid little oil war".

Anyway, please keep him.


12 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM (#1324556)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: John MacKenzie

It's unfair to ask our American cousins to keep our slimy, two faced, lying, traitor, of a PM [why do I want to put a T after that?]Surely they have enough slimeballs in office there already!
Giok


12 Nov 04 - 12:49 PM (#1324725)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: CarolC

If we keep Blair for you, will you please take Bush off our hands?


12 Nov 04 - 12:54 PM (#1324732)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Ellenpoly

Think we could sell them as a "matched set" to some third party?


12 Nov 04 - 12:54 PM (#1324734)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,jacqui.c

Can't we send both of them on a fact finding (or missile finding) visit to Iraq? Wouldn't it be good to see those lovely boys in the front line? They'd be more use acting as shields for the good guys over there than they are as leaders!


12 Nov 04 - 01:17 PM (#1324761)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Amergin

Send him to Oz with the other criminals....BG


12 Nov 04 - 01:19 PM (#1324764)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: John MacKenzie

Calling Nurse Ratched


12 Nov 04 - 07:06 PM (#1325082)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,jacqui.c

I don't think Oz deserves either of them! The Antipodeans are beginning to show promising signs of civilisation - look at the Mudcatters from that part of the world. Anyway, after last time they probably wouldn't let Princess Tony or Freebie Cherie back in!


12 Nov 04 - 09:27 PM (#1325189)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: dianavan

Just keep him away from Canada. I think we should send the matched pair to Iraq to serve as the new president and vice-president and see how long they last. Any bets?

d


12 Nov 04 - 09:41 PM (#1325202)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST

£100.00 on 87 days.


12 Nov 04 - 10:29 PM (#1325242)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Pease take him. Do what you will with him, just take him away...he scares me...


12 Nov 04 - 10:55 PM (#1325273)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: kendall

No thanks, we are up to our asses in asses now.


13 Nov 04 - 02:26 AM (#1325392)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Ellenpoly

I just heard there are two bunks empty at Guantanimo...


13 Nov 04 - 02:50 PM (#1325842)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Strollin' Johnny

The alternative is currently Michael Howard. 'Nuff said.
S:0)


13 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM (#1325844)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: CarolC

Arafat's compound in Ramallah is empty now. We could send them there.


13 Nov 04 - 02:55 PM (#1325852)
Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Why not just send them all down here, and i'll deal with them as i see fit? Lots of prodding, maybe some heavy metal music...

Yours Faithfully,
Satan xxx