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jOhn from Hull

13 Nov 04 - 02:22 AM (#1325388)
Subject: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull


13 Nov 04 - 02:25 AM (#1325390)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Ellenpoly

Yes you are, dear.


13 Nov 04 - 02:27 AM (#1325393)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

heloo, i forgot waht i was going to say,
delt this thread if you like.


13 Nov 04 - 02:31 AM (#1325396)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Dave Hanson

Keep taking the tablets, you'll be altight in the morning.

eric


13 Nov 04 - 02:46 AM (#1325406)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Cluin

This should be in BS section.







Oh yes.






Def-uck-inately.





;)


13 Nov 04 - 02:51 AM (#1325408)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

i agree.
best wishes


13 Nov 04 - 04:18 AM (#1325436)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Liz the Squeak

You suggesting that our jOhn is BS?

He may talk it frequently, but he isn't actually BS...

But I do agree he should be under the counter as it were.... sensitive people and children can't take him on open display.

jOhn, stop displaying yourself!

LTS


13 Nov 04 - 06:44 AM (#1325510)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST,jacqui.c

I don't know LTS - I think jOhn should be required education for all children - he's got to improve the overall spelling standards in schools these days. Mind you, I'm not sure about exposing Limpit to his influence - I'm just trying to imagine the outcome!


13 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM (#1325605)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Little Hawk

Huh?


13 Nov 04 - 10:56 AM (#1325636)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Sir Roger de Beverley

I knew him when he had nowt

R


13 Nov 04 - 11:26 AM (#1325660)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: John Robinson (aka Cittern)

I think he should be on the NHS. But I'm not sure if that means he should be AVAILABLE on the NHS or under the CARE of the NHS ...

Best regards
John Robinson
Acoustyistics Ltd
http://www.JulieEllison.co.uk


13 Nov 04 - 11:30 AM (#1325662)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: artbrooks

And here I thought this was a thread with a song about jOhn. Huummm...interesting idea for a song challenge?


13 Nov 04 - 11:54 AM (#1325681)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rasener

Dya ken John from ull
wiv is spellin zo qeer
Dya ken John from ull
u livs neer ere
Dya ken John from ull
e iz never dul
en iz soks smel like fish in de mornin


13 Nov 04 - 12:07 PM (#1325686)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST

D'ye ken j0hn from 'ull
With his wit so honed
D'ye ken j0hn from 'ull
He has never moained
D'ye ken j0hn from 'ull
With binfuls of cats
And apples in the street are a no-no.


13 Nov 04 - 01:21 PM (#1325730)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: McGrath of Harlow

And the sound of his ****** wkoe me up in me bed,
And the ****** of his ****** thtab he kept in teh shed,
When he hwoled to teh moon, sure yiu wshd you were daed,
But you're much bettir oaf in teh monring.


O'm not sure what the stars mean.


13 Nov 04 - 02:40 PM (#1325830)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Strollin' Johnny

Helo jOhn


13 Nov 04 - 06:03 PM (#1326005)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Guy Wolff

A good man <><><><><>><< <><><><><> <><><><><><><><>


13 Nov 04 - 06:08 PM (#1326014)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Little Hawk

Ah dinna ken jOhn frae Hull
Ah dinna ken whit he wis on aboot
And Ah dinna ken why Ah shuid


13 Nov 04 - 06:34 PM (#1326033)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST

In 'ull's fair city
Where the men are so pretty
I first heard the humour of wise sir j0hn

While he dished out his curry
With never a worry
Singing bones in the lavvy alive-alive-o.


13 Nov 04 - 07:32 PM (#1326082)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k

hello i saw john from hill so came here, its good.


14 Nov 04 - 09:34 AM (#1326352)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST,vic at work

Just come from a large bookshop and couldn't believe what I saw on the way out, a little book entitled Feng Shite (truth). Has Sir John finally had his vast wisdom published for the world to see and are they ready for it?


14 Nov 04 - 09:34 AM (#1326353)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Dave the Gnome

John from Hulls field ramble...

Sais jOhn to the mducat one minsummmers day
in hull its so good i'm resovled to stay
but out into cnuontry i want for to get
wear i can throw froot without some daft owd get
saying 'stop trhowing friut
it atracts rabid cats
anyway, your late with me curry'.

Only 73 more verses to go...

:D


14 Nov 04 - 11:28 AM (#1326415)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Polly Squeezebox

At least he's committed - or should be! One things for sure, he'll never be committee'd.


14 Nov 04 - 11:32 AM (#1326417)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: chris nightbird childs

"Ay up John!, The jOhn of Hull
the bloke wot entertains us all
Loads of times in the chat
A good friend here at the Cat
Many people have know 'is face
But no one could try and talk in 'is place..."

: )


14 Nov 04 - 11:34 PM (#1326968)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST

Whoever he is he should crawl up his own arse and shite himself ooot


15 Nov 04 - 03:22 AM (#1327044)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Paco Rabanne

Morning jOhn,
            The harri watts band are playing at the Lamp on wednesday if you are up for it?


15 Nov 04 - 03:35 AM (#1327050)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I might go if I'm not doing nowt Ted.


15 Nov 04 - 04:11 AM (#1327072)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k

excellent. dont forget your axe, ted !


15 Nov 04 - 04:31 AM (#1327088)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Georgiansilver

Hello Guest of 11 34pm, 14.04. As ever a guest seems to have had some experience that they think someone (in this case jOhn) should have!!!!! Well, guest, going through that traumatic experience has obviously left you very damaged and you would feel much safer and happier if you crawled back up!!!
Best wishes.


15 Nov 04 - 05:32 AM (#1327113)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Sttaw Legend

Guest has maybe had a bad curry and is experiencing 'Nan flashbacks'


15 Nov 04 - 07:34 AM (#1327197)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Good morning Sir jOhn. Have you remembered what you wanted to say yet? You've had a couple of days to think about it. Words of wisdom are always worth waiting for. If you need more time then drop a message in at the Lamp on wednesday night. Ta.


15 Nov 04 - 12:38 PM (#1327455)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: darkriver

Dya nae ken John from ull
wiv is decryin o the rubbish
Dya nae ken John from ull
wiv is deliveries o currish
Dya nae ken John from ull
e oft lacks a point
en iz jakes smel like fowl in de mornin


15 Nov 04 - 05:38 PM (#1327775)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST,BIG ANDY

have you got T.A.B for that


16 Nov 04 - 06:52 AM (#1328368)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Dead Horse

Tab! You'd need a very old single malt for that one, matey!


17 Nov 04 - 05:24 AM (#1329659)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Ooh-Aah2

Who is this JoHN chap and why is he so interesting? I'm bitterly jealous!


17 Nov 04 - 05:46 AM (#1329678)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Davetnova

First you must beelive. Then he will retUrn)


17 Nov 04 - 05:55 AM (#1329684)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Georgiansilver

jOhn is a true foot...sorry leg end.....legend! that's it.
Best wishes.


17 Nov 04 - 06:59 AM (#1329738)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k

rofrash


17 Nov 04 - 07:32 AM (#1329749)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k

john form uhll = ledge end


17 Nov 04 - 07:32 PM (#1330516)
Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Cluin

I dreamed I saw jOhn from Hull last night
As sober as you or me
Says I, "But jOhn, sobriety's overrated"
"I agree. Best wishes," says he
"I agree. Best wishes," says he



But I went with him down to the pub and we got rat-arsed together.