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23 Nov 04 - 06:02 AM (#1336309) Subject: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Davetnova It would help. |
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23 Nov 04 - 06:25 AM (#1336321) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Dave Hanson what? eric |
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23 Nov 04 - 06:45 AM (#1336326) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Paco Rabanne Ban sugar and lard now! Get those fatties out on a cross country run, they are as unhealthy as us smokers, but at least I am payimg shed loads of extra tax on tobacco to pay for my iron lung! |
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23 Nov 04 - 07:26 AM (#1336345) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Davetnova resist resist resist stay super slim and sexy like all GOOD folkies. Shiny headed and fit. |
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23 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM (#1336472) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Uncle_DaveO But she's got such pretty buns! Dave Oesterreich |
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23 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM (#1336473) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Uncle_DaveO Or are you talking about "a bun in the oven"? Dave Oesterreich |
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23 Nov 04 - 04:56 PM (#1336865) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Liz the Squeak I had a fight with a bun the other day... bloody thing wouldn't stay wrapped around my chicken so I ate it. LTS |
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23 Nov 04 - 05:52 PM (#1336937) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Blissfully Ignorant LOl! I had a fight with a chicken. It won. |
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23 Nov 04 - 06:06 PM (#1336956) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Peter K (Fionn) Nothing to say - just liked the title. LOL! |
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23 Nov 04 - 06:56 PM (#1337017) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Ebbie You still gonna die. |
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23 Nov 04 - 10:17 PM (#1337227) Subject: Lyr Add: STILL GONNA DIE (Shel Silverstein) From: Ebbie STILL GONNA DIE Shel Silverstein So you're takin' better care of your body Becoming more aware of your body. Responding to your body's needs. Everything you hear and read about diets, Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system, And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise. Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized. Soaps that will sanitize. Sprays to deodorize. Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides. Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size. Shots that will immunize. Pills to re-energize you. But remember that for all your pain and gain Eventually the story ends the same... You can quite smokin', but you're still gonna die. Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die. Eliminate everything fatty or fried, And you get real healthy, but you're still gonna die. Stop drinkin' booze, you're still gonna die. Stay away from cooze, you're still gonna die. You can cut out coffee and never get high, But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. You can even give aerobics one more try, But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die. Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die. Cut nicotine tar, you're still gonna die. You can exercise that cellulite off your thigh. Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die. Stop gettin' a tan, you're still gonna die. You can search for UFO's up in the sky They might fly you to Mars where you're still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Adidas you buy You can jog up to heaven and you're still gonna die. Drink ginseng tonics, you're still gonna die. Try high colonics, you're still gonna die. You can have yourself frozen and suspended in time, But when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die. You can have safe sex, you're still gonna die. You can switch to Crest, you're still gonna die. You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest, Get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, Move out west where it's sunny and dry And you'll live to be a hundred But you're still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. So you'd better have some fun 'Fore you say bye-bye, 'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. |
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23 Nov 04 - 10:19 PM (#1337230) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Blissfully Ignorant Amen to that! |
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23 Nov 04 - 11:04 PM (#1337255) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Bobert When I get over my war prejudice, I'll look into a replacment... Bobert |
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23 Nov 04 - 11:11 PM (#1337258) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Blissfully Ignorant If you want it condensed... Life's a bitch, and then you die So f**k the world and let's get high Not sure who said that, but i like them...:0) |
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24 Nov 04 - 07:08 PM (#1338222) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Shanghaiceltic Time for the Seasonal Sally Army song: Come to the mission hall Come, come come, For a free cup of tea And a current bun |
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24 Nov 04 - 07:19 PM (#1338233) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Liz the Squeak Like I said in another thread..... All you skinny bints ain't gonna survive a hard winter... there's a reason for carrying around an extra store....! LTS |
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25 Nov 04 - 05:43 PM (#1339164) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: *Laura* me: but it tastes so good! my sensible friend: No. that's what fat people said before they were fat. me: ohhh :-( eat buns! eat sugar! eat fat! eat... fat things! fat people! fat books! fat clouds! THE WORLD WILL BE FAT! HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! |
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26 Nov 04 - 12:38 AM (#1339365) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Shanghaiceltic Ladies are not fat, they are Rubenesque! |
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27 Nov 04 - 07:45 PM (#1340827) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: *Laura* rotund |
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28 Nov 04 - 09:49 AM (#1341111) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: mack/misophist zoftig |
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28 Nov 04 - 12:31 PM (#1341195) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Leadfingers Where ARE all these 'Slim Folkies' Davetnova ?? |
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29 Nov 04 - 06:22 AM (#1341833) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Paco Rabanne Hull Flock club thursday night Lead, we don't let fat people in! |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:00 AM (#1342032) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: GUEST,Mingulay SHOCK!!! HORROR!!! Hull Flock Club declared as Sizeist zone. |
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30 Nov 04 - 03:51 AM (#1342946) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Davetnova And we all eat and drink sensibily up here in Jockland. |
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30 Nov 04 - 11:59 AM (#1343309) Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun From: Mrs.Duck well we weren't coming anyway el so there! |