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24 Nov 04 - 06:09 PM (#1338163) Subject: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,Pure West Productions Yes, thats right YOU heard me. It's the 2nd Cracktown Xmas Special. Remeber the last one with fine music, hot chicks, games, videos and festive fun, well those Cracktown boys have decided to do it again (even though it was a pain in the arse last time and it cost them lots of money and other stressful things). CRACKTOWNS XMAS GIRLS NIGHT IN 22nd December 8pm The Lamp, Norfolk street Featurin' the talents of: The Favours Jenny Briomley Wendy and Natasha Hodgson So if you like Mince pies, good music and crakin' beer, come along. We promise you'll HO HO HO and empty your sack. "THIS WAS A PURE WEST PRODUCTION@S ADVERTISEMENT WHO ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF YOUR PERSONAL DISSAPOINTMENT OR THE FACT YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY SCREWIN THE PLUMBER" |
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24 Nov 04 - 06:19 PM (#1338174) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo, are you that bloke with the hat, or the other one? [are you rat bloke, or fox bloke? |
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24 Nov 04 - 06:21 PM (#1338176) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull PS= i heard you got a cd out, wahts it called? and how mutch is it? |
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25 Nov 04 - 04:05 AM (#1338546) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST Hello John its called "Songs in the key of f**k off" and it retails at £6. Just got some more in this weekend, honest. |
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25 Nov 04 - 04:12 AM (#1338548) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull oh. |
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25 Nov 04 - 04:16 AM (#1338551) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sir Roger de Beverley I was listening to my copy just last weekend. R |
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25 Nov 04 - 04:17 AM (#1338553) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Morning King Rat. |
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25 Nov 04 - 04:18 AM (#1338555) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat BLITHER BLATHER BLACKADDER |
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26 Nov 04 - 04:01 AM (#1339471) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST ho ho ho.... |
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26 Nov 04 - 05:52 AM (#1339529) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Michael Im King Rat |
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26 Nov 04 - 09:10 AM (#1339638) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat No I'm the King Rat, you are Michael |
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26 Nov 04 - 11:45 AM (#1339775) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy I'd love to come. |
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26 Nov 04 - 12:30 PM (#1339805) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat Well your very welcome old bean, I promise you 70 virgin midgets if you show. |
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26 Nov 04 - 01:24 PM (#1339851) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Michael GUEST,rat - Even kings have names. So I reiterate; I'm King Rat |
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26 Nov 04 - 04:30 PM (#1339986) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy Ta! |
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29 Nov 04 - 05:39 AM (#1341824) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat bumpety bump bump SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!!! |
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29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM (#1341857) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy It's working. |
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29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM (#1341860) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy It's working..... |
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29 Nov 04 - 06:47 AM (#1341861) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy It's working................ |
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29 Nov 04 - 06:48 AM (#1341862) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy It's working.................................aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh |
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29 Nov 04 - 06:58 AM (#1341873) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat Jesus Christ man, I feel bloody violated but strangely...... |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:31 AM (#1342072) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull feresh, its a Wensday. |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:37 AM (#1342083) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Mr Rat who is Wendy and Natasha Hodgson and what do they do? |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM (#1342087) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Mr Rat-who is Pure West Productions? |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:42 AM (#1342093) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat Mr Legend, all the support acts will be female acoustic songwriters, each representing a different style of music, Wendy is a very acoustic punk act, Natasha Hodgson is poppy, the favours are rock, and Jenny Bromley is folk, this is Foxes explanation to hide the fact that Cracktown just wanna be seen with a load of women - HOO HAH! rat |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:45 AM (#1342096) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Is Emma Rugg going, or Charlotte Green, or that drummer bird from The Corrs? |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM (#1342099) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat Sir John of Hull - Pure West is the Umbrella corporation of Cracktown and friends productions, i.e pub quizzes, comedy videos, articles, gigs, sexy lingerie. It is no way related to a Top hat wearin' Northamptian, a lanky miltia-man and thier booze crazed antics. Cheers, |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM (#1342102) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Ah now I understrand nuf said, and therefore I feel sure they will require some violin accompaniment. |
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29 Nov 04 - 11:04 AM (#1342118) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy I told you we should have been women Dave! |
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29 Nov 04 - 11:08 AM (#1342121) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend I think you can get tablets on the NHS now, and silicon. |
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06 Dec 04 - 07:24 AM (#1348691) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat bUMPUS mCBUMP 16DAYS TO GO, HOO "BLOODY" HAH! |
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06 Dec 04 - 10:28 AM (#1348837) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy What do you want for Christmas? |
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06 Dec 04 - 10:37 AM (#1348843) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I want a train set. |
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06 Dec 04 - 10:41 AM (#1348849) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat dogshit wrapped in tobacco leaves |
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07 Dec 04 - 10:03 AM (#1349877) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: The DeanMeister Me two front teef? |
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07 Dec 04 - 11:05 AM (#1349933) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy I don't have a dog. I used to have a horse but it kept chasing foxes so I shot it. |
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08 Dec 04 - 02:54 AM (#1350687) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I want that one! |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:18 AM (#1350785) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy I'll go and dig it up. |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:25 AM (#1350791) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,Jim So HPB - when you comin' to Mucky Chetty to entertain us with your Hullish charms? |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:34 AM (#1350798) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,Jack Yeah, The Favours are ace. I'll come along with that Harri band. |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM (#1350801) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy You should be working. What will your mother say? |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:40 AM (#1350802) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,Jack E veryone should take a break from revision at some points. Shouldn't you be working or something as well? |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:50 AM (#1350806) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy I'm preparing myself for a bus trip to Sheffield this afternoon to see Hull City tonight. It's a worry! |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:55 AM (#1350809) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST Going to see City?? Are they playing Wednesday tonight? Gutted I am missing it. Ah well, I'll get to a few games over Christmas. |
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08 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM (#1350811) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy You must have come into some money! |
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08 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM (#1350823) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,Jack Na, I'll just try and get the premier club tickets. |
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09 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM (#1351775) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Good morning |
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09 Dec 04 - 05:17 AM (#1351781) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sweetfia Good Morning lovely! |
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09 Dec 04 - 05:19 AM (#1351783) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull hello. |
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09 Dec 04 - 06:46 AM (#1351835) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat 13DAYS TO GO, I KNOW MOST OF YOU ARE MOIST AT THAT VERY THOUGHT, I KNOW I AM! |
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09 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM (#1352092) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy Why, what's happening? |
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09 Dec 04 - 07:28 PM (#1352431) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,whiterainbow Me beein from ull....... Have I missed something too here, Hand-Pulled Boy? Wot exactly is happenin...? |
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10 Dec 04 - 03:41 AM (#1352685) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull yeah, I mean like whats $*%$ing happing man? |
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10 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM (#1352699) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy 22nd December, The Lamp, Ratty & Foxy & girley friends entertaining Jesus Christ and friends. Good man on the sound system. Be there or be square. |
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15 Dec 04 - 08:58 AM (#1357523) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat 7 DAYS TO GO, maybe at the risk of building this up too much, aww F**K IT! |
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15 Dec 04 - 09:02 AM (#1357525) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Will there be any food there, [xmas pudding and that]? |
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15 Dec 04 - 09:51 AM (#1357566) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat free mince pies my hard rockin amigo |
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15 Dec 04 - 11:11 AM (#1357619) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy Just bring a bucket of curry flavoured custard young jOhn. |
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15 Dec 04 - 11:29 AM (#1357644) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Are you doing that naked dance again ratty? it went down quite well last year. |
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15 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM (#1357659) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Even though it had its ups and downs.... |
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16 Dec 04 - 10:46 AM (#1358747) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy It's the season of good will. Why spoil it? |
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16 Dec 04 - 10:58 AM (#1358772) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Who is Wendy and Natasha Hodgson & what does they do ron ron rat |
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20 Dec 04 - 11:06 AM (#1361559) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,fox not long now cats and kittens |
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20 Dec 04 - 11:23 PM (#1362041) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy It'll grow one day. |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:13 AM (#1362160) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:17 AM (#1362165) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Well said jOhn |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:18 AM (#1362167) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:28 AM (#1362174) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST 8:30pm start, Foxy spent all weekend editing countless streams of video footage. While I spent all weekend videoing countless streams. MORE THE MERRIER, ALL WELCOME EVEN PURIST FOLKIES, AFTER ALL IT IS THE SEASON OF RECONCILIATION! |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM (#1362176) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend Thats all very good but who are Wendy and Natasha Hodgson? |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM (#1362177) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend That was 69 |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:33 AM (#1362180) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat Natasha Hodgson mr Legend (if that is your real name) is the guitarist of FONDA 500, Wendy is an up and coming solo artist formerly of KID SAMSON. All these women and just one Cracktown, at last Music is becoming enjoable rather than the sack of misery it usually is. |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:38 AM (#1362185) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Sttaw Legend I know exactly who you mean now, will she be getting a bigger Honda for Christmas. |
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21 Dec 04 - 07:55 PM (#1362609) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy I used to have a Honda 70. I used to push it a lot. We never really hit it off. |
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22 Dec 04 - 04:22 AM (#1362890) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat How do, the shows t'nart, at least twill be ye end of anooyin' remarnders. "BE THERE OR BE SOMEWHERE A HELLUVA LOT LESS ENTERTAININ'" |
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22 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM (#1363254) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy I'll be late. Start without me. |
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22 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM (#1363293) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
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23 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM (#1364199) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy Well men I enjoyed the night. The highlight being Foxy's generous encouragement to a homeless contestant. Showing the usual compassion we've come to expect from himself. It brought tears to my eyes. Much talent on and off stage. However, extra mince pies will be required next year so that the excessively noisy audience can stuff their faces so that people like me can hear the artist on stage. What a rather attractive young lady in the film. Can anyone get me her autograph? |
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24 Dec 04 - 05:27 AM (#1364740) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: GUEST,rat you sir are very disturbed |
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29 Dec 04 - 11:18 AM (#1366747) Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas From: Hand-Pulled Boy Still no news from God. |