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26 Nov 04 - 11:19 AM (#1339751) Subject: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: tarheel YOU ARE INVITED and I can hardly wait..you all come, hear! Due to the cancellation of the Inaugural Ball for Senator Kerry...There will be a small Suare' (pity party) for those who have already bought their attire. The night's entertainment will be provided by the DIXIE CHICKS & Bruce Springsteen Tissues for excessive self pity will be furnished by Susan Sarrandon and Tim Robbins We are pleased to announce DAN RATHER will be our Master of ceremonies!!! Yeah!!!! Cameron Diaz has pledged CUPCAKES!! Whats this?....a Free Screening of Fahrenheit 911! Thank you Michael Moore. Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my mouth...and stupid falls out" P Diddy will not be in attendance, he is still trying to get the vote out. If you see him tell him that he was not "disenfranchised" from this event. He can come home now. Barbara Streisand is preparing for her next role and will not be here, (boo hoo); she will be staring as Teresa Heinz Kerry in the sad story of " Shove it" Just in.....Grapes will be provided by the Heinz Corporation....Sorry, only SOUR available. The Reverend Jesse Jackson will be cooking on the BBQ and John Kerry will be flippin' the burgers...something he has proven to be very good at. Lots of Ketchup folks, the White House has donated thousands of bottles, relish, mustard, and all the pickles too. When asked why the generosity? The spokesman for the Bush Household told us.....We have switched to DelMonte, thank you very much. Attention all actors: Norman Lear is casting for his new television show "Fahrenheit 11-2-04 how'd the GOP do that?" Hope to see you all there...not much else going on. HILLARY |
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26 Nov 04 - 11:36 AM (#1339770) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: GUEST The democratic party is so stupid. |
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26 Nov 04 - 12:00 PM (#1339786) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: artbrooks Cut n'paste. |
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26 Nov 04 - 12:30 PM (#1339804) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: PoppaGator I think Hilary knows how to spell "soiree"... I'm getting tired of all this gloating over winning 51% of the vote. Oh, well, I suppose there's reason to celebrate; as an incumbent, at least W was able to win a close election on his own and didn't need his brother & their dad's cronies to help him steal an election he lost. |
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26 Nov 04 - 12:38 PM (#1339814) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: GUEST,Frank This is obviously not from Hillary. She knows how to spell. This however is a problem for the guy sitting in the White House. He belongs to the Dan Quayle School of English. Frank |
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26 Nov 04 - 01:14 PM (#1339846) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: tarheel geezz,it's christmas folks!!!come on! |
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26 Nov 04 - 01:38 PM (#1339861) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: DougR Sure sounds like an entertaining program. DougR |
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26 Nov 04 - 08:17 PM (#1340163) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Nemesis Hm, reported in UK press: empirical data and analysis of US Presidential voting patterns reveals an average IQ of 91 in Republican states, while the few states returning Democrat wins have an average IQ of 101. So, extrapolating from that, logically 51% of voters are more stupid than the remaining 49%? |
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26 Nov 04 - 08:25 PM (#1340169) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: GUEST Hey, I know Dan Quayle and George Bush is no Dan Quayle... B~ |
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27 Nov 04 - 12:39 AM (#1340283) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk HILLARY! I forgive you for blocking the worldwide marketing and sales of all blow-up dolls formed in your divine image! I am your willing slave. Just tell me what to do. I will be there to grovel and worship at your feet. I don't give a shit about the rest of the Democratic Party. They're as bad as the Republicans, and that's BAAAAAD! But you, Hillary, you are the Goddess, the one and only, the beacon to which I bow in mute adoration! Your ever-loving Little Hawk... :-) |
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27 Nov 04 - 12:59 AM (#1340294) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Peace It was cut and paste from the following site Time/location Please more details. Sounds like a great party! |
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27 Nov 04 - 01:57 AM (#1340305) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Mudlark Sounds like a good party to me....if Bill will play his ax I'll come... |
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27 Nov 04 - 09:31 AM (#1340429) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk Man, I can hardly wait... |
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28 Nov 04 - 12:31 PM (#1341196) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk Hey! Why aren't people posting to this vitally important thread? |
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28 Nov 04 - 12:35 PM (#1341200) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: DougR I would say because everyone is posting to Amos' thread on what people think of the Bush Administration, but Amos is doing most of the posting there, so that couldn't be it L.H. DougR |
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28 Nov 04 - 12:43 PM (#1341206) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Don Firth Don't mourn. Organize! I'm sitting with several other people at a table in a basement restaurant, with a candle stuck in a Chianti bottle for illumination. We are scheming. We are plotting. For those who have the capacity to think beyond the next ten minutes, 2008 is not that far away. Don Firth |
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28 Nov 04 - 01:43 PM (#1341251) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk Hmmm... |
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28 Nov 04 - 02:16 PM (#1341282) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: McGrath of Harlow Not very funny, just limps along. Compared to the Reclaim the USA (except Utah cut and paste, for example. I'm sure there must be far funnier stuff from that political neck of the woods. If that was really the best they could achieve... |
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28 Nov 04 - 04:01 PM (#1341349) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Auggie Unfortunately Don, while you're down there in the dimly lit cellar plotting as if it were 1958, the Republicans are upstairs comfortably ensconsed in far more regal ambiance, already ceaselessly fundraising, networking, polling and plotting who to shove down our throats and where to make war in 2008. |
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28 Nov 04 - 04:17 PM (#1341364) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk 2008? Hell, it's 2005 I'm worried about at this point... |
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28 Nov 04 - 09:11 PM (#1341576) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Don Firth But Auggie, you don't know who I'm plotting with and what we're plotting. Among other things to keep in mind, remember 2006 comes before 2008, and there will be local elections. . . . This restaurant with it's checkered tablecloths and candles in Chianti bottles is a virtual restaurant. There are multitudes down here. And there will be funds. Many, many folks, including Howard Dean and other well-known names know what I'm talking about. Don Firth |
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28 Nov 04 - 09:34 PM (#1341589) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk Just like the Yankees...already looking forward to next season. :-) |
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28 Nov 04 - 10:02 PM (#1341612) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Auggie Oh No! I can accept losing (perhaps not graciously) but as someone weaned on the 1955 Brooklyn Dodgers, I can never accept being called a Yankees' fan. Choose your weapon and prepare to defend yourself LH! Don, please reassure me that there is no virtual Hillary in there trying to take over the restaurant. I don't want to wind up with spaghetti sauce all over my shirt or a crust of french bread up my nose. |
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28 Nov 04 - 11:50 PM (#1341660) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: DougR Got to agree with Don on this one. Break your pick on the big ones. Don's cry about the ones that are lost. If you want to see changes made, think 2008, not 2004! DougR |
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29 Nov 04 - 04:06 PM (#1342368) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk Oh, Hillary, sweet Hillary...whither goest thou, Hillary? Auggie? How about spitballs at 5 paces? |
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30 Nov 04 - 01:59 PM (#1343479) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Little Hawk Auggie? |
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30 Nov 04 - 03:20 PM (#1343530) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Don Firth No specific candidates at this point. But we're not ruling anybody out. Don Firth |
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30 Nov 04 - 06:27 PM (#1343715) Subject: RE: BS: invite from HILLARY!!!! From: Auggie Sorry LH, I was out looking for a quick-draw holster for my spitball straw. |