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29 Nov 04 - 04:36 PM (#1342402) Subject: BS: Jungle People From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull They are complete rubbish, and they are not famous anyeway, the only famous one is that woman whith the big teeth. |
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29 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM (#1342421) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: alanabit I don't think there is a racist bone in your body, John, but that sounds like a decidedly dodgy title for your thread! I suppose you are referring to some awful TV show in which certain "celebrities" humiliate themselves in the wild in front of TV cameras. There was one here in Germany. Mercifully, I have other things to do. |
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29 Nov 04 - 06:53 PM (#1342567) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: wysiwyg What's this all about? ~S~ |
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29 Nov 04 - 07:30 PM (#1342606) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Hello, this is not a rasist thread, and i,m not rascist. its about that tv show, called "famous people in the jungle", and none of them are even famous exept that woman with the big mouth, and that man with the sqeeky voice, i never even heard of the rest of them. i dont knoew whty they put this shit on telly, and why peeople watch it, i saw 5 minutes of it, but they switched the sound off, it seaid "sound is off for legal reasons". and the subtitles have busted on my telly. |
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29 Nov 04 - 07:32 PM (#1342610) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull you press 888 but nothing happens, and its not the remote, becase it flashes, its the subitle machine inside the telly. |
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29 Nov 04 - 08:09 PM (#1342638) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: Rapparee I used to know some people in the jungle, but they were shooting at other people in the jungle. |
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29 Nov 04 - 08:27 PM (#1342653) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: Amos This is not a jungle site, this is a moosick site, nor a telly site neever, John! :D A |
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29 Nov 04 - 09:03 PM (#1342684) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: wysiwyg Jungles, are they shite? ~S~ |
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29 Nov 04 - 09:10 PM (#1342688) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: Cluin Sir jOhn is correct. All reality shows are rubbish. I thought TV couldn't get any worse when those stupid cheapo one-camera ghoul TV shows like "Cops" were on the air a few years ago. I was wrong. |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:21 PM (#1342760) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: GUEST,Tarzan of the Jungle Sir joHn right! Me and Jane only good people in jungle. Others not worth bag of elephant shit. Cheetah agree too, but that not mean much. Cheetah big dumbass. Cheetah think "Chongo Chimp, Primate Eye" cool. Chongo shite. Tarzan go now. Jane in heat. |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:49 PM (#1342774) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: Cluin Tarzan white supremacist prick. He think him better than all non-whites in jungle. |
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29 Nov 04 - 10:49 PM (#1342775) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: catspaw49 John...........I must tell you that threads like this are very reassuring to me. You have no idea how comforting it is to me when I say I have no fuckin' idea what the fuck you're talking about! I will worry for my sanity and yours if and when I do. Spaw |
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29 Nov 04 - 11:39 PM (#1342809) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People From: Jeri I'm waiting for the reality show where they stick a bunch of losers from "The Apprentice" on a boat on the ocean for a couple of months, with no food. Whoever doesn't get eaten gets rescued. Then, they could have the semifinals and finals. There's also the show where they throw a bunch of unarmed people in an arena with a few really hungry lions, but I think that's been done before. (Not on TV though.) |
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30 Nov 04 - 12:00 AM (#1342829) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Peace Make it real reality TV. Put a dozen people on an island. Give each a knife. Return in a year. The folks alive are instant winners. |
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30 Nov 04 - 04:31 AM (#1342969) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Nemesis I caught 'Monkey Dust' the other week - surreal, animated weirdness .. couldn't quite get it .. although the funniest bit was the skit about: "Z-List celebrities are breeding down in the sewers faster than food supplies can maintain ... pest-extermination workers need to get down there to deal with them ...'' .. Okay, you'd have to have seen it :) |
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30 Nov 04 - 04:32 AM (#1342970) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: alanabit Jeri, I am really warming to your idea. Do you think we could start off with politicians and tabloid journalists? |
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30 Nov 04 - 02:25 PM (#1343493) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: grumpy al How can any of these stupid shows actually be "Reality" when there are cameras, lights, technicians and stuff hanging about. Nothing real about them, they are just cheap, moronic T.V. |
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30 Nov 04 - 09:47 PM (#1343873) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Cluin Damn straight, al. |
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30 Nov 04 - 10:17 PM (#1343908) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Rapparee I wanna be on a reality show. "Okay, we're here in this jungle, swattin' skeeters, drinking crappy water, and eating bugs. On the other side of the hill the camera crew are sittin' around, drinking mai tais and good beer, eating barbecue, and watchin' the bug zapper for fun. What's say we go over the hill and eat the camera crew?" |
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30 Nov 04 - 10:23 PM (#1343915) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Blissfully Ignorant I saw a bit of this last year. I have never seen such complete and utter bollocks on tv... Who watches it, anyway? Apart from my gran, of course (a wonderful lady, but prone to watching bollocks on tv. Well, not literally bollocks, but you know what i mean...) |
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01 Dec 04 - 12:33 AM (#1344008) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Rapparee The survivor shows aren't true survival for a variety of reasons: 1. It's a contrived situation. Drop 'em naked somewhere in Nunavut , perhaps in a park in the late Spring, and film anyone who makes it out alive. 2. In a true survival situation, you don't "vote people off the island." Everybody pitches in, for survival is a group effort. 3. Let one of them get seriously ill and watch how fast they're "rescued." Lawsuits are part of the reality of reality shows. 4. How come everyone is young and beautiful? Don't old ugly fat people survive? 5. In a real survival situation, your survival is your reward, not money. |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM (#1344139) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Dave Hanson This show was worth it's weight in gold for prompting jOhn to start the funniest thread in ages. Reality my arse. eric |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:43 AM (#1344157) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Gervase 'Spaw, you just made me soak my frigging keyboard in tea AGAIN, you bastard! |
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01 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM (#1344173) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: GUEST,Jon Blissfully Ignorant. Who watches it? Apparently up to 9 million this weekend! With ratings like that, I wonder what, if the program had have been a BBC one, would have been said about it in that recent report on the BBC. I bet it would have been giving value for money... |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:03 PM (#1344518) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Firecat I actualy quite LIKE "I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!" but the main reason I watch it is cos I'm a huge fan of Ant and Dec. |
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02 Dec 04 - 05:02 AM (#1345243) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Dave Hanson Ant and Dec ? what planet do they come from ? eric |
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02 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM (#1345539) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Mrs.Duck Nemesis made reference to the surrealblack comedy show 'Monkey Dust' where the ongoing reality show is 'People on the Toilet' unfortunately not so far from the truth!! |
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03 Dec 04 - 07:49 AM (#1346207) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: GUEST it the sort of show that makes you think that the Golgafrinchams had the right idea |
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03 Dec 04 - 08:01 AM (#1346214) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: A Wandering Minstrel Oops, the above was from me. My cookie was briefly re-evaluating it's eigenstate |
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04 Dec 04 - 07:33 AM (#1347126) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: The Fooles Troupe It's not Jungle!!! It's just a little bit of Aussie sub-tropical rain-forest (not even REAL Tropical Rain-forest!), chosen because it's not far out of a small town (with a decent road to get all the heavy equipment in and out!) in coastal NSW. In fact normal Aussies regularly go bush-walking though such terrain for fun and relaxation.... Now for REAL jungle, they should have gone to North Queensland, or maybe even the Northern Territory. There's bits up there in the NT that the Japanese are alleged to have dropped a bunch of paratroopers or SEAL-type guys during WWII in amongst the crocodiles, and they were never heard of again.... in fact the Allies didn't even know that the Japs had done it, and they thought we had caught them, and wanted them back... Robin |
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04 Dec 04 - 10:17 PM (#1347717) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Rapparee Righto, Robin! I can think of lots of places for survival shows: 1. Parts of Australia, as you mentioned. 2. Gates of the Arctic. 3. Wrangell-Mt. St. Elias area. 4. Queen Maude's Land in July. 5. Northern areas of Greenland. 6. Anywhere in the back-country taiga. 7. Lolo Wilderness, right here in Idaho. 8. The Gobi. 9. Certain areas of coastal Siberia. 10. Certain areas of New Guinea. Or any of my local stores during this, the Christmas shopping season.... |
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05 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM (#1348261) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Dead Horse One word. HULL |
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05 Dec 04 - 08:04 PM (#1348338) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Little Hawk Marvelous, jOhn! You are a gem on this forum. I can't think what we would do without you. You have, in a sense, made up for the relative lack of comments from Spaw lately... |
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05 Dec 04 - 08:22 PM (#1348363) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: The Fooles Troupe Rapaire With the exception of your no 2 (and we have our Antarctic territory for that!) all of those environments do have an Aussie Continental Equivalent. |
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06 Dec 04 - 07:00 PM (#1349317) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: McGrath of Harlow You've got a Hull in Australia? |
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06 Dec 04 - 07:09 PM (#1349324) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Rapparee There's a Hull in Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Massachusettes, Ohio, and Texas. For a start. In the US only. Trying to survive in some of these would be a good trick! |
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06 Dec 04 - 08:52 PM (#1349437) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: The Fooles Troupe Inala.... |
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07 Dec 04 - 06:45 PM (#1350409) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Chris Green I caught five minutes of this programme the other night. All I could think of was the bit in "Apocalypse Now" where the planes napalm the rainforest. Wishful thinking, but hey..... :) |
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08 Dec 04 - 02:22 AM (#1350680) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Apparently that bloke with the sqweeky voice won it, {I think his name is Paul something], I'm not sure waht he's famous for, probably just for having a sqweeky voice? |
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08 Dec 04 - 03:40 AM (#1350713) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: GUEST Joe Pasquale is King of the jungle |
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08 Dec 04 - 03:53 AM (#1350719) Subject: RE: BS: Jungle People - Reality TV show (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull is that how you spell sqweeky? |