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BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!

30 Nov 04 - 10:52 AM (#1343232)
Subject: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: tarheel

THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:

Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas
(some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days late
with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should
put Blockbuster in charge of US immigration.


30 Nov 04 - 11:01 AM (#1343241)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Cluin

Terrorists hang around in the States for 10 or 15 years without doing anything?

What an easy job! No wonder there are so many of them around (according to the powers-that-be).


30 Nov 04 - 12:32 PM (#1343350)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Bill D

Blockbuster customers don't usually move, change their names and hide. Blockbuster is successful because those late customers COME IN!

next silly suggestion?


30 Nov 04 - 12:52 PM (#1343383)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: DougR

Not a bad idea, tarheel.

DougR


30 Nov 04 - 01:04 PM (#1343398)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Stilly River Sage

DougR and Tarheel concur with each other. You can rest your case, Bill.


30 Nov 04 - 04:26 PM (#1343599)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: tarheel

dang bill,no sense of humor??? it's only a thread,for gosh sakes!!!


30 Nov 04 - 05:04 PM (#1343640)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Once Famous

Bill is just uncomfortable with 2 conservatives together at the same time.


30 Nov 04 - 05:19 PM (#1343656)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: George Papavgeris

Bill shouldn't worry - two wrongs don't make a right.


30 Nov 04 - 05:29 PM (#1343668)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Bobert

Hey, the timing is right... Rather than reappoint anyone for the job that Tom Ridge is leaving, just privatize homeland security to Blockbuster... Heck, they couldn't do any worse than the bozos who have been yankin' our chains every two months, based on politics, with these stupid orange alerts...

Yeah, let's give Blockbuster a chance and probably save us a bunch of loot at the same time...

Bobert


30 Nov 04 - 05:54 PM (#1343694)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Peace

Colour-coded VHS/DVD rentals. Sounds like a plan.

Severe--Red
Elevated--Orange
Guarded--Yellow


30 Nov 04 - 06:01 PM (#1343701)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Amos

But two far-rights do make a far-wrong, I am afraid.


A


30 Nov 04 - 07:18 PM (#1343765)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!

Stay alive till 2006!!!


30 Nov 04 - 08:15 PM (#1343809)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: GUEST

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.


30 Nov 04 - 08:17 PM (#1343810)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: beadie

OOOOOPS.

Forgot to log in . . . . the above GUEST is me.


30 Nov 04 - 10:19 PM (#1343909)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Rapparee

My #1 thought for 2005:





help....


30 Nov 04 - 11:25 PM (#1343961)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: dianavan

Nah - let VISA be in charge of homeland security. They have the goods on all of us, anyway. Blockbuster is not a bad idea, however. No point in overfunctioning.


30 Nov 04 - 11:30 PM (#1343964)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: LadyJean

I live in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. No one outside the United States knows where Pittsburgh is. Chances are that nobody outside the United States knows where the place you live is, either, unless you live in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Dallas or Las Vegas. So I'm not worried about terrorists. Nobody is going to bomb a place they never heard of.


30 Nov 04 - 11:35 PM (#1343969)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Peace

I've been to McKeesport. Does that count?


01 Dec 04 - 10:43 AM (#1344368)
Subject: RE: BS: Number One Thought For 2005!!!!!
From: Stilly River Sage

Unfortunately, there might be some fallout on Fort Worth if Dallas is hit.