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01 Dec 04 - 12:40 PM (#1344490) Subject: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Lucky Berry-Baubles Now we're into December, I think the Christmas embargo is off. If you were one of Santa's little helpers, what would your name be? Find your elf name here. |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:08 PM (#1344525) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Polly Squeezebox Cutie Dancing-Sprout!!! It's not even an anagram - how did they arrive at that? I have been known to be called Cutie - I seem to remember from the dim and distant past. I must also admit to having done a great deal of dancing in my life. In fact, I used to teach tap, classical and modern ballet - but that was practically another lifetime ago! I do still dance and got my gold medal for latino and modern linedance last year. Plus, of course, I lead a ceilidh band and enable other people to dance. BUT SPROUTS - I HATE THEM!!! |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:14 PM (#1344534) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: MMario oh please! wriggly bunny-dancer? |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:21 PM (#1344540) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: DMcG Lucky Chilly-Baubles Sounds vaguely obscene ... |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:29 PM (#1344548) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: wysiwyg Yes, Mmario-- wriggly bunny-dancer!!! ~Lucky Dancing-Elf |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:31 PM (#1344550) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: MMario okay - this is better - using another one of my personalities I am... *drumroll* Furry Brandy Snotty-Cracker! |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:34 PM (#1344551) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: MMario other alternatives: Tumbleflump Brandy butter-Elf Cutie Fluffy-Snowdrop and my favorite! Lucky Horny-Elf |
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01 Dec 04 - 01:36 PM (#1344555) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: chris nightbird childs Lovable Horny-Helper! Hahahahahahahaha!! |
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01 Dec 04 - 02:00 PM (#1344579) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: MBSLynne I'm Cutie-Dancing Noodles. There's really nothing to say..... |
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01 Dec 04 - 02:00 PM (#1344580) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: grumpy al lucky horny-baubles..... loada tosh never been lucky, never been called horny and baubles? well been known to hang em over the ears after sinking many. Just trying to live up to the grumpy bit! did it work? |
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01 Dec 04 - 02:09 PM (#1344586) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: wysiwyg Leo, this is the one I know: Tumbleflump Brandybutter-Elf ~S~ |
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01 Dec 04 - 02:11 PM (#1344588) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Blissfully Ignorant Tumbleflump Dancing-Baubles! I like that...:0) |
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01 Dec 04 - 02:14 PM (#1344593) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: chris nightbird childs As much as you say you dance around the house, it seems fitting... Don't know about the baubles though. |
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01 Dec 04 - 03:08 PM (#1344649) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Tinker By my everyday name -- Tumbleflump Floppy-Tinsel ..huh?? but Tinker Mudcat gets -- Lovable Floppy-Tummy ...I've got problems with that... but in combination with my maiden name --- Lovable Berry-Tinsel I'll stick with that one... |
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01 Dec 04 - 03:55 PM (#1344696) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: mack/misophist Scrooge McGrinch? |
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01 Dec 04 - 03:57 PM (#1344699) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Ellenpoly LUCKY BABY TOES, oh...my...god, I can now officially commit elf hari kari. |
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01 Dec 04 - 04:06 PM (#1344709) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Blissfully Ignorant Mudcat name got Tumbleflump Floppy-Elf....seeems i'm a tumbleflump, whatever i do! :0) |
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01 Dec 04 - 04:24 PM (#1344724) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: MBSLynne Mudcat name gets Wriggly Berry-Cracker. I like that better! |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:04 PM (#1344754) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Bill D Seeing the pattern that is emerging, I know better than to even go look. |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:14 PM (#1344759) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: wysiwyg Oh Bill, you're Scrummy Monster-Snowdrop. ~S~ |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:22 PM (#1344762) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Too ashamed to give my real name Lucky Berry-Fairy, Yeeuchh is there a hole I can be sick in? |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:25 PM (#1344767) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: John MacKenzie Sneezy-Bum ? Who's sneezes sound or smell like that? Giok |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:29 PM (#1344771) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: open mike Frosty Berry-Noodles not sure i would order that on a menu!! |
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01 Dec 04 - 05:31 PM (#1344773) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Bill D well...when I type "Scrummy Monster-Snowdrop" into the silly thing, it doesn't return Bill D...it says Tumbleflump Bunny-Elf! So I see a certain limited set of possibilities! |
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01 Dec 04 - 06:34 PM (#1344829) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Liz the Squeak Ho-ho Brandy butter-Noodles I like that one... very appropriate for a depressive who has chosen not to use alcohol as a medicine! LTS |
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01 Dec 04 - 06:34 PM (#1344832) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Emma B Lucky Dancing Cracker - wonder where they got the "Lucky" bit from? |
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01 Dec 04 - 06:47 PM (#1344846) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Shanghaiceltic I cannot open the bloody website. And not that is not my elf name. |
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02 Dec 04 - 01:20 AM (#1345140) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: JennieG Lovable Horny-Fairy.....????!!!!!! Cheers JennieG |
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02 Dec 04 - 08:42 AM (#1345355) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Tony Blair Hi, Tony here, but you can call me Tumbleflump Brandy butter-Tummy. And Cherie --- sorry, Cutie Brandy butter-Helper says merry Christmas as well. |
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02 Dec 04 - 08:49 AM (#1345361) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Dave Hanson 'Stunning sex bomb', fairly accurate. eric |
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02 Dec 04 - 12:11 PM (#1345545) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: wysiwyg (hi William) ~S~ |
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02 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM (#1345569) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Bill D (not Tumbleflumpscrummybunnyelfmonstersnowdrop?....I'm devastated!) |
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02 Dec 04 - 12:38 PM (#1345574) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Cluin Sneezy Monstercheeks. Funny, that's what my girlfriend calls me when I'm gettin' luvved-up. |
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02 Dec 04 - 02:17 PM (#1345583) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: el_punkoid_nouveau Yeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhh! Given name = Smiley Dancing-Tummy Version 1 of mudname = Smiley Baby-Toes Version 2 = Frosty Baby-Toes ...and the underscore makes no difference! Help...please! |
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02 Dec 04 - 07:21 PM (#1345829) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Shanghaiceltic It's a BBC website which is blocked in China. Can anyone stick in Shanghaiceltic for me please? Bloody Communist Govt denying me my elf name! |
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02 Dec 04 - 08:06 PM (#1345868) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: George Papavgeris I am deeply offended... Cutie Horny-Bum? CUTIE EFFING HORNY-BUM? Just because I'm Greek... But not THAT Greek! Mumblemumblemumble.... |
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02 Dec 04 - 09:28 PM (#1345919) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Tinker Okay I posted Shanghai as a first name and Celtic as a surname and ended up getting ....... Happy Mince-pie-Elf |
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02 Dec 04 - 09:50 PM (#1345931) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Tinker Calm down ElGrecko.... if you look at it from another perspective you may find the reason you were so heavily recruited as the next Getaway Toy boy.... BG... But your lady doesn't want to share either... oh well.... |
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03 Dec 04 - 04:21 AM (#1346093) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Elfcall Why can't I remain Elfcall !!!!!! Elfcall |
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03 Dec 04 - 04:37 AM (#1346099) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Crystal Frosty Hotdog-Helper or Tumbleflump Berry-Cheeks help! |
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03 Dec 04 - 08:59 AM (#1346268) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Cluin I sent the URL to my mother who ended up with the name Fuzzy Monster-Bum. She's not happy. She blames me and thinks I had something to do with it. So thanks for the site address. |
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04 Dec 04 - 06:09 AM (#1347084) Subject: Tumbleflump horny-stockings From: Nemesis hehehe ... Tumbleflump horny-stockings - I can feel a whole new alto-ego coming on :0) |
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04 Dec 04 - 11:14 PM (#1347744) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Hrothgar My real name gives Lovable Horny-Cheeks Hrothgar Mudcat gives Lovable Floppy-Stockings I'll talk to my legal representatives. |
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04 Dec 04 - 11:19 PM (#1347747) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Hrothgar "Legal representatives" gives Frosty Horny-Noodles |
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05 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM (#1348079) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Amos Gawd 'elp them as 'elps them elves!! |
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05 Dec 04 - 10:36 PM (#1348484) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: hesperis I'm Frosty Holly-Helper, apparently. |
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06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM (#1349498) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: bbc bbc aka Fuzzy Brandy butter-Elf, but I love my dance partner's elf name: Sneezy Dancing-Cheeks. That's great! bbc |
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09 Dec 04 - 09:47 AM (#1351945) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST |
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09 Dec 04 - 10:24 AM (#1351988) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Champagne Carole's Secret Santa.. I almost typed: Champagne Carole's Secret Satan! AACK! Freudian slip? I don't like this game or that site. BOO. I want to only have the Pirate Name site. Every day shpuld be Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don't see any National or International Talk like one of Santa's Elves Day do you? or Satan's Elves as the case may be? Nooooooo. Elves are SO over! Pirates are the new elves just like Square is the new black (if you believe the hype over at the Chiclets Website) Pirates should deliver presents on Christams..we'd all get better stuff, wouldn't we? Pieces of 8, big fat emeralds - wenches. bring on the Pirates says I..fire the lucky tumbleflump-horny toes crowd...I want an elf named Peg-leg Pierce. |
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10 Dec 04 - 05:03 AM (#1352729) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,elves v pirates Peg-Leg Pierce's elf name is Floppy Berry-Sprout. |
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10 Dec 04 - 11:04 AM (#1353057) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Pirates Trump Elves ALWAYS See what we mean? Elve names are stupid. Pirates rule. I want a Pirate to be bring me pressies. I'd like a large cask of some very good rum please. Seeins as I have no SS, maybe somebody will volunteer to be my Secret Pirate? Champagne carole's Secret Santa/Pirate |
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10 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM (#1353085) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Nigel Parsons This is "Frosty Horny-Pie" signing off *G* |
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10 Dec 04 - 01:54 PM (#1353252) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - SpokesPirate The Pirates and the Elves are going to settle this matter with a football match at the South Pole...neutral territory don't you know. Each team gets to draft one professional player for their side. The names will be dropped into a fishbowl and whomever wins the coin toss chooses first. Then a regulation match shall be held, Officated by none other than The Easter Bunny and The Great Pumpkin...that is if the GP shows. He's notoriously unreliable. If we Pirates win, we shall declare Christmas a twice a Year Holiday, adding a second Christmas in July. The we will force the Elves to take the Bum-shift in Summer whilst we lay about in Bermuda. Then, come Winter, we'll deliver a second round of gifts...mostly alcoholic in nature for the adults and lots of sweets for the kiddies. All the Pretty Wenches will get baubles. And finally, if we win..no more cute elf names for anybody. We shall abolish that site and cause all links to it to take you to National Talk Like a Pirate Day Page where you can get a proper Pirate name. Keith Richards has volunteered to coach us Pirates. Kyle Minogue and Celine Dion are coaching the Elves. Figures. The Match takes place on Boxing day. Be there! Silmultanious Webcast may be in the works. |
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12 Dec 04 - 04:33 PM (#1354927) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Cutie Berry-Tinsel - spokeself Kyle Minogue and Celine Dion are coaching the Elves. Figures ...in fact much better figures than Keith Richards - that's why we're sticking with the elves. |
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14 Dec 04 - 08:02 AM (#1356461) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce SpokesPirate Arrhhh..you've 'ad it Cutie freakin' Berry Tinsel! Twas you what poisoned our brother Victor in Urkraine. he was gonta be our secret draft choice for the Football match an yooze spied it out, put 'im out of commision early, ya did. Elves..whatta sneaky lot. We'll let ol' Eric O'Viking 'ave at Kylie and Celine and see how they likes THAT. They'll be warbling for Dioxin in THEIR soup before he's finished wiff 'em. Hardee harr har Yer time is Nigh! Prepare to be Boarded! Peg Leg Pierce Co-Chair of the Pirates Versus Elves 2004 Committee |
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14 Dec 04 - 10:17 AM (#1356589) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Wriggly Monster-Toes - another spokeself Don't believe this foul pirate propaganda. We loved old Victor - or Lovable Berry-Hippoface as he was called when he was with us. besides, poisoning's not our style. |
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11 Dec 08 - 10:38 AM (#2512611) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Nigel Parsons Refresh, The link still works! |
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11 Dec 08 - 01:54 PM (#2512787) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: RangerSteve If I use Steve - I'm Bunny Elf. with Stephen, it's Lucky Bunny Elf. |
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11 Dec 08 - 03:00 PM (#2512842) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: VirginiaTam why oh why do I let myself get sucked into these things? Giggley Holly-Baubles |
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11 Dec 08 - 05:08 PM (#2512967) Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: AllisonA(Animaterra) The name choices seem limited- With my real name: Lucky Holly-Baubles With my Mudcat name: Fuzzy Baubles But they do get creative with my curmudeonly husband's given name: Giggley Holly-Stockings! (BTW, "ebeneezer scrooge" comes out as Berry-Toes!) LH-B |