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BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

10 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM (#1352738)
Subject: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Write a story about Xmas, each person can only post 3 words at a time.
I'll start=

One Day, Santa

10 Dec 04 - 05:27 AM (#1352741)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

and an elf

10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM (#1352742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

was busy making

10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM (#1352743)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ate some sandwidges

10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM (#1352749)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

made from snow

10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM (#1352750)
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From: GUEST,reggie miles

ho, ho, ho

10 Dec 04 - 05:41 AM (#1352753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

bought in Marks

10 Dec 04 - 05:42 AM (#1352754)
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From: Sttaw Legend

said Albert Tatlock

10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM (#1352757)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

to Ena Sharples

10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM (#1352758)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Haddock Norse Porridge

10 Dec 04 - 06:10 AM (#1352776)
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From: John MacKenzie

Kippers and custard

10 Dec 04 - 06:12 AM (#1352779)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

when along came

10 Dec 04 - 06:14 AM (#1352780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

a big hamster

10 Dec 04 - 06:19 AM (#1352786)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

oh my giddy

10 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM (#1352788)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

sphincter is about

10 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM (#1352800)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Fooles Troupe

giddy giddy gander

10 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM (#1352806)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Partridge

all over hammy

10 Dec 04 - 06:53 AM (#1352814)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

covered with tinsle

10 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM (#1352816)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

carrying a parcel

10 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM (#1352818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

which rhymes with

10 Dec 04 - 07:59 AM (#1352856)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

A huge erection

10 Dec 04 - 08:14 AM (#1352867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

bad boy Rudolph

10 Dec 04 - 08:15 AM (#1352870)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

said Santa removing

10 Dec 04 - 08:27 AM (#1352875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

black cocktail dress

10 Dec 04 - 08:54 AM (#1352895)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Black cock; DRESS?

10 Dec 04 - 08:59 AM (#1352900)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Oh! Sir Humphrey

10 Dec 04 - 10:30 AM (#1353027)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

you are big!

10 Dec 04 - 10:32 AM (#1353030)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Brace your self

10 Dec 04 - 10:33 AM (#1353031)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

attach the clingfilm

10 Dec 04 - 10:36 AM (#1353036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

damn the torpedos

10 Dec 04 - 10:42 AM (#1353038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

penetrate at will!    Cluin, you are allowed an extra word, because ' your self' is one word, not two.

10 Dec 04 - 10:43 AM (#1353041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Eventually, the pain

10 Dec 04 - 10:47 AM (#1353046)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

caused my sphincter

10 Dec 04 - 11:03 AM (#1353056)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

to explode unfestively

10 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM (#1353076)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Once Famous

in your face.

10 Dec 04 - 11:41 AM (#1353105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Too much detail

10 Dec 04 - 01:21 PM (#1353219)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

feel free to edit

10 Dec 04 - 01:41 PM (#1353233)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

where upon it

10 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM (#1353235)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

rolled over and

10 Dec 04 - 02:34 PM (#1353293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

fell over the

10 Dec 04 - 02:51 PM (#1353314)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Padre

misletoe festooned mantel

10 Dec 04 - 02:55 PM (#1353322)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: ToulouseCruise

Luckily, Mrs. Clause

10 Dec 04 - 03:06 PM (#1353339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Once Famous

removed her bra

10 Dec 04 - 03:15 PM (#1353346)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and santa jumped

10 Dec 04 - 03:17 PM (#1353351)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel

mono-clonal in-utero pregnancy

10 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM (#1353352)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: ToulouseCruise

and jumped and

10 Dec 04 - 03:40 PM (#1353375)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

into the fire

10 Dec 04 - 03:50 PM (#1353379)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

to find his

10 Dec 04 - 03:51 PM (#1353380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

neighbour looking through

10 Dec 04 - 03:55 PM (#1353384)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Eye Lander

the key hole

10 Dec 04 - 04:16 PM (#1353405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and what did

10 Dec 04 - 04:17 PM (#1353406)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

he see but

10 Dec 04 - 04:17 PM (#1353407)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

santa on top

10 Dec 04 - 05:32 PM (#1353467)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

of things generally

10 Dec 04 - 06:30 PM (#1353528)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with a sprig

10 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM (#1353538)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: webfolk

of holly and

10 Dec 04 - 06:55 PM (#1353545)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

a big red

10 Dec 04 - 11:43 PM (#1353708)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

piece of edam,

10 Dec 04 - 11:58 PM (#1353711)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

stuffed up his

11 Dec 04 - 12:38 AM (#1353718)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sleeve, as he

11 Dec 04 - 02:36 AM (#1353739)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: open mike

continued to prepare

11 Dec 04 - 03:04 AM (#1353752)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: beardedbruce

the reindeer jerky

11 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM (#1354006)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

santa says here

11 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM (#1354007)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

hold still , Jerky

11 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM (#1354013)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

while I get

11 Dec 04 - 12:40 PM (#1354046)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

my sack of

11 Dec 04 - 12:49 PM (#1354049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

sorry, sack off

11 Dec 04 - 12:58 PM (#1354065)
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From: InOBU

some story, yeach

11 Dec 04 - 02:53 PM (#1354138)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

toys are ready

11 Dec 04 - 03:30 PM (#1354174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Lets go then

11 Dec 04 - 03:30 PM (#1354175)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

just need batteries

11 Dec 04 - 03:33 PM (#1354178)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and a salt

11 Dec 04 - 09:17 PM (#1354418)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and a pepper

12 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM (#1354537)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

plus tomato sauce

12 Dec 04 - 03:38 AM (#1354543)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and a versatile

12 Dec 04 - 07:41 AM (#1354613)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

plus GPS navigation

12 Dec 04 - 07:52 AM (#1354616)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

meanwhile, the hamster

12 Dec 04 - 08:00 AM (#1354619)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

got squashed by

12 Dec 04 - 02:45 PM (#1354864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

a pet shop

12 Dec 04 - 02:49 PM (#1354866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

delievery van owned

12 Dec 04 - 02:55 PM (#1354873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

by none other

12 Dec 04 - 09:32 PM (#1355193)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

than Sir jOhn.

12 Dec 04 - 09:53 PM (#1355204)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel

John felt extremly,

13 Dec 04 - 01:29 AM (#1355303)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

unknightly with his

13 Dec 04 - 02:33 AM (#1355339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,bflat

nightie so tightie

13 Dec 04 - 03:35 AM (#1355368)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and thus revenged

13 Dec 04 - 03:47 AM (#1355382)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

himself upon Santa

13 Dec 04 - 07:07 AM (#1355471)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

Help! Santa's unconscious.

13 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM (#1355689)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: PoppaGator

Call the cops

13 Dec 04 - 12:21 PM (#1355701)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

call the ambulance

13 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM (#1355708)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

because jOhn has

13 Dec 04 - 12:28 PM (#1355709)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

told me that

13 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM (#1355710)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

he wants me

13 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM (#1355711)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

to beat Ted

13 Dec 04 - 12:30 PM (#1355712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

to the 100th

13 Dec 04 - 12:49 PM (#1355735)
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From: Scooby Doo

OH NO HE

13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1355736)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

he wont do

13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1355737)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

oh yes he

13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1355739)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

no he wont

13 Dec 04 - 12:51 PM (#1355740)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

100th

13 Dec 04 - 12:51 PM (#1355742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Sorry Sir John AND sUPER TED

13 Dec 04 - 01:48 PM (#1355783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Fuck it all

13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM (#1355793)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

yelled the elves

13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM (#1355794)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

said santa claus

13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM (#1355796)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

hissed Mrs Claus

13 Dec 04 - 01:57 PM (#1355799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

cheered the reindeer

13 Dec 04 - 02:02 PM (#1355802)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

yippee its Christmas

13 Dec 04 - 02:21 PM (#1355812)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Shaddup said Santa

13 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM (#1355819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

the sleigh's broke

13 Dec 04 - 02:33 PM (#1355823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and my hemmorhoids

13 Dec 04 - 02:52 PM (#1355841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

my prostate too

13 Dec 04 - 02:58 PM (#1355845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

swollen to piss

13 Dec 04 - 03:05 PM (#1355849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

his bladder full

13 Dec 04 - 03:10 PM (#1355853)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

of damn milk

13 Dec 04 - 03:23 PM (#1355864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

of too dr's

13 Dec 04 - 03:24 PM (#1355865)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

to see if

13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM (#1355866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

he can help

13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM (#1355867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

poor santa claus

13 Dec 04 - 08:51 PM (#1356122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

mend the slay

13 Dec 04 - 09:14 PM (#1356147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

But he couldn't

13 Dec 04 - 11:40 PM (#1356209)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

put Humpty together

14 Dec 04 - 12:00 AM (#1356222)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel

With reindeer snot

14 Dec 04 - 12:14 AM (#1356232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

SUddenly, ferociously, caterwauling...

14 Dec 04 - 12:18 AM (#1356234)
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From: Metchosin

Rudolph raised his

14 Dec 04 - 02:33 AM (#1356276)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

big red swollen

14 Dec 04 - 02:44 AM (#1356282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

nose, and he

14 Dec 04 - 02:46 AM (#1356283)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

let loose a

14 Dec 04 - 02:53 AM (#1356285)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

really really big

14 Dec 04 - 03:03 AM (#1356295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and fantatically loud

14 Dec 04 - 03:13 AM (#1356304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

burst of malodorous

14 Dec 04 - 03:18 AM (#1356309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

masticated tundra burps

14 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM (#1356311)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

which reverberated around

14 Dec 04 - 03:30 AM (#1356315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

the freezing grotto

14 Dec 04 - 03:32 AM (#1356318)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

to the point

14 Dec 04 - 03:41 AM (#1356322)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

of no return

14 Dec 04 - 03:46 AM (#1356329)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Santa's had enough

14 Dec 04 - 03:49 AM (#1356332)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

of roof traversing

14 Dec 04 - 03:53 AM (#1356336)
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From: Cluin

and ass compressing

14 Dec 04 - 03:57 AM (#1356340)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

so he removed

14 Dec 04 - 04:21 AM (#1356350)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

his finger from

14 Dec 04 - 04:31 AM (#1356353)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman

the woodpecker's hole

14 Dec 04 - 05:21 AM (#1356376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and wiped his

14 Dec 04 - 05:24 AM (#1356380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman

nose with it.

14 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM (#1356412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Then the reindeer

14 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM (#1356436)
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From: Bernard

droppings for miles

14 Dec 04 - 07:36 AM (#1356442)
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From: GUEST,milk monitor

began to glow

14 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM (#1356492)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

like Rudolph's nose

14 Dec 04 - 10:56 AM (#1356640)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MMario

. Soon, the night

14 Dec 04 - 12:13 PM (#1356728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

was dark and

14 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM (#1356730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

thick heavy snow,

14 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM (#1356731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

and children slept

14 Dec 04 - 12:20 PM (#1356738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

the sleigh heavy

14 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM (#1356748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

with bulging stockings

14 Dec 04 - 12:48 PM (#1356762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

food for reindeer

14 Dec 04 - 01:07 PM (#1356787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

was not available

14 Dec 04 - 01:57 PM (#1356818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

for repainting, as

14 Dec 04 - 02:52 PM (#1356865)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

the Abominable Snowman

14 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM (#1356888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

spilt the paint

14 Dec 04 - 03:20 PM (#1356889)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

while reaching for

14 Dec 04 - 03:21 PM (#1356890)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MaineDog

cheered the baby

14 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM (#1357098)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

who was crying

14 Dec 04 - 08:42 PM (#1357108)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

his little heart.

14 Dec 04 - 08:42 PM (#1357109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Mary and Joseph

14 Dec 04 - 08:43 PM (#1357110)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

could'nt stop Jesus

14 Dec 04 - 08:58 PM (#1357129)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

biting his nails

15 Dec 04 - 12:45 AM (#1357243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

into his hands

15 Dec 04 - 02:34 AM (#1357282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and throwing them

15 Dec 04 - 02:34 AM (#1357283)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

into the snow

15 Dec 04 - 04:52 AM (#1357335)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

where they melted

15 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM (#1357342)
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From: Scooby Doo

due to salt.

15 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM (#1357343)
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From: fat B****rd

intake being excessive

15 Dec 04 - 05:56 AM (#1357374)
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From: Scooby Doo

vomiting projected across

15 Dec 04 - 06:23 AM (#1357392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai

the grand canyon

15 Dec 04 - 06:36 AM (#1357405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and far beyond

15 Dec 04 - 06:50 AM (#1357417)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

barbed wire fences

15 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM (#1357423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and the electric

15 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM (#1357431)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

christmas lights which

15 Dec 04 - 07:23 AM (#1357440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

were really nice

15 Dec 04 - 07:27 AM (#1357444)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bassic

except for the

15 Dec 04 - 07:29 AM (#1357447)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

illuminate santa claus

15 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM (#1357450)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

which was punctured

15 Dec 04 - 08:54 AM (#1357521)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and slowly deflating

15 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM (#1357540)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

and his sack

15 Dec 04 - 11:10 AM (#1357618)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

mysteriously levitated skywards

15 Dec 04 - 11:26 AM (#1357639)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and reappear in

15 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM (#1357642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

The North Pole.

15 Dec 04 - 11:29 AM (#1357643)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Break three eggs

15 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM (#1357649)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

fry the bacon

15 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM (#1357668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

feed the world

15 Dec 04 - 12:12 PM (#1357686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

cod and chips

15 Dec 04 - 12:20 PM (#1357691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

instead of presents

15 Dec 04 - 12:21 PM (#1357692)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

So of Santa

15 Dec 04 - 12:23 PM (#1357694)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

goes into the

15 Dec 04 - 12:24 PM (#1357696)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

sky above the

15 Dec 04 - 12:25 PM (#1357697)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

North Pole heading

15 Dec 04 - 12:25 PM (#1357699)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

towards the third

15 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM (#1357700)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

world countries of

15 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM (#1357702)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and them beyond

15 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM (#1357704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and suddenly he

15 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM (#1357705)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

remembered that he

15 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM (#1357706)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

passed 200th posts

15 Dec 04 - 01:17 PM (#1357748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

festooned with tinsel

15 Dec 04 - 01:24 PM (#1357753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

little things please

15 Dec 04 - 01:53 PM (#1357778)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

the little people

15 Dec 04 - 01:59 PM (#1357784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

who are called?.

15 Dec 04 - 02:10 PM (#1357799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Children, go where

15 Dec 04 - 02:26 PM (#1357811)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

I send thee

15 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM (#1357817)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Pack your bags

15 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM (#1357818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

as soon as

15 Dec 04 - 02:31 PM (#1357820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

possible,go now

15 Dec 04 - 02:58 PM (#1357845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

and sin no

15 Dec 04 - 03:02 PM (#1357849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

mower for lawn

15 Dec 04 - 03:06 PM (#1357855)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

grass has grown

15 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM (#1357864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

harvest and smoke

15 Dec 04 - 03:33 PM (#1357873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bassic

gets in your

15 Dec 04 - 03:36 PM (#1357875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

eyes you stupid

15 Dec 04 - 04:28 PM (#1357904)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

stupid, stupid, STUPID

15 Dec 04 - 06:39 PM (#1358021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

reindeer and children.

15 Dec 04 - 06:40 PM (#1358023)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

this thread gets

15 Dec 04 - 06:44 PM (#1358031)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

more tenuous hourly

15 Dec 04 - 06:45 PM (#1358033)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

it sure does!!!!!!!

15 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM (#1358037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Christmas is a

15 Dec 04 - 06:57 PM (#1358053)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

time for giving

15 Dec 04 - 06:58 PM (#1358060)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

big rip off

15 Dec 04 - 07:01 PM (#1358065)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

over-priced gifts to

15 Dec 04 - 07:02 PM (#1358066)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

jOhn from Hull

15 Dec 04 - 07:03 PM (#1358067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

just to break

15 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM (#1358153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

the monotony of

15 Dec 04 - 08:41 PM (#1358157)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

socks and hankies.

16 Dec 04 - 02:41 AM (#1358334)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

after shave,perfume

16 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM (#1358439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman

and much chocolate.

16 Dec 04 - 06:41 AM (#1358456)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

santa decided that

16 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM (#1358474)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

now's the time

16 Dec 04 - 07:01 AM (#1358476)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

for rectum replacement

16 Dec 04 - 07:07 AM (#1358484)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai

No more genocide

16 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM (#1358487)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Oiled fairy cakes

16 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM (#1358525)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

came to santa

16 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM (#1358526)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and said its

16 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM (#1358527)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

nearly christmas eve

16 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM (#1358528)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and the childrens

16 Dec 04 - 07:47 AM (#1358529)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

xmas list isnt

16 Dec 04 - 07:47 AM (#1358531)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

finished yet as

16 Dec 04 - 08:04 AM (#1358538)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

isotope periwinkle hardboard

16 Dec 04 - 08:06 AM (#1358542)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

have run out

16 Dec 04 - 08:20 AM (#1358551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

of sex aids

16 Dec 04 - 08:34 AM (#1358572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and condoms for

16 Dec 04 - 08:46 AM (#1358584)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

harri watts band

16 Dec 04 - 08:58 AM (#1358590)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend

slippery customers those

16 Dec 04 - 09:03 AM (#1358598)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

beige clad wankers

16 Dec 04 - 09:26 AM (#1358620)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

dancing spanish style

16 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM (#1358640)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

in pink satin

16 Dec 04 - 10:17 AM (#1358696)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

never yet caught

16 Dec 04 - 12:22 PM (#1358898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

in a rat-trap

16 Dec 04 - 05:06 PM (#1359095)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

by their hairy

21 Dec 04 - 08:32 AM (#1362374)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hands and feet

21 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM (#1362525)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

playing with their

22 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM (#1362933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

ghoulies and ghosties

22 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM (#1362936)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

and nebulous posties

22 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM (#1362937)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Goat Herring Concrete

22 Dec 04 - 06:14 AM (#1362976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

were talking rubbish

23 Dec 04 - 02:13 AM (#1363785)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel

while seducing Santa

23 Dec 04 - 02:26 AM (#1363790)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

with feather dusters

23 Dec 04 - 03:11 AM (#1363812)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Bung plaster helical

23 Dec 04 - 03:34 AM (#1363822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

before it spreads

23 Dec 04 - 04:08 AM (#1363833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Gold flat moisture ( go on, make something from that then, you bugger!)

23 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM (#1363847)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

seeking difficult equilibrium

23 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM (#1363854)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

I give in!

23 Dec 04 - 04:35 AM (#1363858)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Generous Self implosion?

23 Dec 04 - 04:38 AM (#1363860)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

I've been drinking

23 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM (#1363863)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Fell off chair

23 Dec 04 - 04:40 AM (#1363866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Ho Ho Ho

23 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM (#1363892)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

It's a stool

23 Dec 04 - 05:37 AM (#1363900)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Eight inches long

23 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM (#1364058)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

size doesn't matter

23 Dec 04 - 10:08 AM (#1364073)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Entre deux Merdes

23 Dec 04 - 04:47 PM (#1364416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

that blasted heath

23 Dec 04 - 05:35 PM (#1364438)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

kits into space

23 Dec 04 - 05:41 PM (#1364443)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

nearly knocking Santa

23 Dec 04 - 06:21 PM (#1364480)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Fat old bastard

23 Dec 04 - 08:34 PM (#1364562)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

that he was

23 Dec 04 - 09:26 PM (#1364574)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: wysiwyg

off the loo

23 Dec 04 - 09:27 PM (#1364575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

off his sleigh

23 Dec 04 - 09:32 PM (#1364577)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

he retrieved a

23 Dec 04 - 09:41 PM (#1364581)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

bemused looking Rudolph

27 Dec 04 - 05:35 AM (#1364921)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

said "Lessoftheold" Giok

27 Dec 04 - 05:37 AM (#1364923)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Portmanteauwordsdon'tcount said Giok.

27 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM (#1364943)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

clevershit said fB (Nice one , Giok.)

27 Dec 04 - 06:42 AM (#1364949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Happy New Year

27 Dec 04 - 09:37 AM (#1365032)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Ceud mil failte.

27 Dec 04 - 12:03 PM (#1365144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Je ne comprend pas (pardon, c'est quatre)

27 Dec 04 - 12:16 PM (#1365150)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

quatre mots non permettez!

27 Dec 04 - 01:14 PM (#1365184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Aussi c'est interdit

27 Dec 04 - 03:52 PM (#1365302)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Eh bien, maintenant

27 Dec 04 - 04:31 PM (#1365323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Defense de fumer

28 Dec 04 - 05:46 AM (#1365728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

pilae tibi mate

28 Dec 04 - 06:02 AM (#1365735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Baiser mon cul

28 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM (#1365775)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android

Anglaze sayvoo play

28 Dec 04 - 01:26 PM (#1366036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Ja. Oui. Yes.

28 Dec 04 - 01:27 PM (#1366037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers

Three word story ? How about -One !

28 Dec 04 - 01:27 PM (#1366038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers

Three hundred

28 Dec 04 - 01:29 PM (#1366041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers

That was going to be One Two Three Hundred but Lauar got in just ahead of me !

28 Dec 04 - 03:29 PM (#1366122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Tel can't count

28 Dec 04 - 04:29 PM (#1366166)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

In CHRISTMAS town

28 Dec 04 - 05:00 PM (#1366196)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

where the elves

28 Dec 04 - 06:17 PM (#1366272)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Christmas is OVER!

28 Dec 04 - 09:20 PM (#1366438)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

disjointed syllables abound

29 Dec 04 - 02:23 PM (#1366888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and children frolic

30 Dec 04 - 06:39 AM (#1367490)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

unphotographed by parents.

30 Dec 04 - 11:30 PM (#1367759)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and eat cake

01 Jan 05 - 01:14 PM (#1368793)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

laced with hashish

01 Jan 05 - 03:36 PM (#1368897)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

made from soapandoxocubes

06 Jan 05 - 01:33 AM (#1372799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sprinkled liberally with

06 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM (#1372809)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

hundreds and thousands

06 Jan 05 - 01:58 PM (#1372954)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of body parts.

06 Jan 05 - 02:18 PM (#1372985)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

from Hannibal Lecter's

06 Jan 05 - 02:19 PM (#1372986)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

new K-Mart line

06 Jan 05 - 02:21 PM (#1372989)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Not Xmas now!

06 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM (#1372991)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Sweet dreams, Kiddies!

06 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM (#1372993)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

was just introduced

06 Jan 05 - 06:44 PM (#1373295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

To Saddam Hussein

06 Jan 05 - 07:28 PM (#1373355)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Billy Barty

13 Jan 05 - 01:36 PM (#1378222)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

The following year

13 Jan 05 - 01:48 PM (#1378249)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and joyfully they

13 Jan 05 - 03:00 PM (#1378340)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

celebrated the holiday

13 Jan 05 - 04:15 PM (#1378408)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

by dancing with

13 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1378617)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

cats and dogs

14 Jan 05 - 03:01 AM (#1378823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

while dangling his

14 Jan 05 - 03:22 AM (#1378832)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

nuts from a

14 Jan 05 - 01:47 PM (#1379087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

traditional may pole

18 Jan 05 - 12:10 PM (#1381378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

While exchanging gifts

18 Jan 05 - 01:37 PM (#1381448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

With Neddy Seagoon

18 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM (#1381660)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in Bora Bora

19 Jan 05 - 01:14 AM (#1382012)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and the band

19 Jan 05 - 04:23 AM (#1382066)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

played Waltzing Matilda

19 Jan 05 - 04:36 AM (#1382074)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

as our ship

19 Jan 05 - 05:24 AM (#1382097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

was held up

19 Jan 05 - 08:14 AM (#1382191)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to close scrutiny

19 Jan 05 - 08:44 AM (#1382209)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

by cannibal warriors

19 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM (#1382357)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and Hannibal Hayes

19 Jan 05 - 12:08 PM (#1382373)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

In fishnet stockings

19 Jan 05 - 12:12 PM (#1382376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

and killer heels

19 Jan 05 - 12:15 PM (#1382380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

which he bought

19 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM (#1382429)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from Paris Hilton

19 Jan 05 - 03:49 PM (#1382523)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

after she finished

19 Jan 05 - 04:42 PM (#1382571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

making sex films

19 Jan 05 - 06:04 PM (#1382635)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and Tiddy Oggies

19 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1382725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

her famous cookies

19 Jan 05 - 08:58 PM (#1382782)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

were bitten by

19 Jan 05 - 09:00 PM (#1382786)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sex starved mutants

20 Jan 05 - 01:59 PM (#1383426)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

They exchanged gifts

20 Jan 05 - 03:28 PM (#1383505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and F***ed off

20 Jan 05 - 04:30 PM (#1383571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with all the

20 Jan 05 - 05:41 PM (#1383668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

relatives who visited.

20 Jan 05 - 06:36 PM (#1383707)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

every bloody Sunday

20 Jan 05 - 07:22 PM (#1383751)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

protestor witnessed murder

20 Jan 05 - 10:07 PM (#1383850)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

But this year

20 Jan 05 - 11:54 PM (#1383923)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

protestor murdered witness

21 Jan 05 - 05:40 AM (#1384086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

protector Oliver Cromwell

21 Jan 05 - 08:40 AM (#1384199)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and his Roundheads

21 Jan 05 - 10:15 AM (#1384287)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and his blackheads

21 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM (#1384435)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

raped the Queen

21 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM (#1384481)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

poor Freddy Mercury

21 Jan 05 - 01:37 PM (#1384493)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

No, poor Elizabeth.

21 Jan 05 - 02:19 PM (#1384515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lost her mittens

21 Jan 05 - 02:57 PM (#1384553)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while reaching into

21 Jan 05 - 03:07 PM (#1384566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Diana's toy box

21 Jan 05 - 03:18 PM (#1384575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

while Prince Harry

21 Jan 05 - 03:42 PM (#1384601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

fondled his member

21 Jan 05 - 11:59 PM (#1384939)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

thinking theriouth thoughth

22 Jan 05 - 05:03 AM (#1385021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

of Britney Spears

22 Jan 05 - 09:34 AM (#1385147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and her dogs.

22 Jan 05 - 11:22 AM (#1385223)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

toking a number

22 Jan 05 - 03:10 PM (#1385393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with other friends

22 Jan 05 - 04:00 PM (#1385430)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and deeply incestual

23 Jan 05 - 12:11 PM (#1386132)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

thoughts of cousins.

23 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM (#1386139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

O my brothers

23 Jan 05 - 12:53 PM (#1386174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Camilla Parker Bowels

23 Jan 05 - 01:52 PM (#1386224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

on the loo

23 Jan 05 - 03:47 PM (#1386325)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

clutching the strainbar

23 Jan 05 - 05:47 PM (#1386453)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while blowing Charlie.

24 Jan 05 - 01:15 AM (#1386791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

A Royal Blumpkin

24 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM (#1386794)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Merry Christmas, Chuckie!

24 Jan 05 - 10:40 AM (#1386943)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

she said with

24 Jan 05 - 11:06 AM (#1386972)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales

24 Jan 05 - 01:41 PM (#1387190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

her mouth full

24 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM (#1387401)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Prince Harry's next!

25 Jan 05 - 06:08 AM (#1387951)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

HRH pubic heir

26 Jan 05 - 02:02 PM (#1389255)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

approached Camilla cautiously.

26 Jan 05 - 02:40 PM (#1389293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

she was mounted

26 Jan 05 - 02:41 PM (#1389295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

on a horse

26 Jan 05 - 02:42 PM (#1389297)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

16 hands up

26 Jan 05 - 10:39 PM (#1389868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Come my prince,

27 Jan 05 - 01:10 AM (#1389973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Let me drive

27 Jan 05 - 11:36 AM (#1390176)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

your royal wand.

27 Jan 05 - 11:55 AM (#1390194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

ride a cockhorse

27 Jan 05 - 01:22 PM (#1390298)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and give you

27 Jan 05 - 01:39 PM (#1390320)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

a heavy box

27 Jan 05 - 01:39 PM (#1390321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

with in is

27 Jan 05 - 01:40 PM (#1390322)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

a heavy box

27 Jan 05 - 01:41 PM (#1390323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

full of gold

27 Jan 05 - 04:43 PM (#1390505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

I'm already rich

27 Jan 05 - 06:27 PM (#1390606)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

but you'll need

28 Jan 05 - 05:45 AM (#1391063)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

a proper job

28 Jan 05 - 08:36 AM (#1391159)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to keep up

28 Jan 05 - 09:52 AM (#1391238)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at college

with Charlie Windsor.

28 Jan 05 - 12:44 PM (#1391447)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

And Mabel Slough

28 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM (#1391658)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

not to mention

28 Jan 05 - 11:01 PM (#1391963)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the royal consort.

29 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM (#1392039)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Mrs Ethel Shroke

29 Jan 05 - 02:12 PM (#1392439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Ooh-Aah2

Suddenly, Rupert Murdoch

29 Jan 05 - 02:14 PM (#1392444)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

asked to buy

29 Jan 05 - 03:19 PM (#1392505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

some excellent grass

29 Jan 05 - 04:18 PM (#1392562)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Camilla and Charlie

29 Jan 05 - 05:07 PM (#1392601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SussexCarole

Smoked one's lawn

30 Jan 05 - 10:34 AM (#1393223)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

and threw up

30 Jan 05 - 10:44 AM (#1393230)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

all over the

30 Jan 05 - 11:08 AM (#1393250)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Queen's corgis (pretend it's 3 words)

30 Jan 05 - 12:11 PM (#1393325)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and Dinky Toys

30 Jan 05 - 12:50 PM (#1393359)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which were scattered

30 Jan 05 - 09:15 PM (#1393823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

throughout the kingdom.

31 Jan 05 - 02:25 PM (#1394552)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

Rudolph's mum, Rudolphiniaopolis

31 Jan 05 - 02:28 PM (#1394558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Known as Ruby

31 Jan 05 - 02:46 PM (#1394584)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

Sat on her

31 Jan 05 - 04:21 PM (#1394695)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

pin cushion, which

31 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM (#1394729)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SussexCarole

tickled her fancy

31 Jan 05 - 04:56 PM (#1394735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

not to mention

31 Jan 05 - 05:54 PM (#1394832)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Scratching her Volvo

31 Jan 05 - 09:20 PM (#1395133)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

She jumped up

01 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM (#1395909)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

and hit her

01 Feb 05 - 03:46 PM (#1395994)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

catabas with a

02 Feb 05 - 07:54 AM (#1396704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

large blunt instrument

02 Feb 05 - 09:47 AM (#1396748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of torture which

02 Feb 05 - 10:56 AM (#1396775)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

was shaped like

02 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM (#1396776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,JennyO

a large spatula

HA!!!

02 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM (#1396954)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

OH DEAR GOD...

02 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM (#1397091)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

What will become

02 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM (#1397135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

of the porcupine

02 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM (#1397139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

up George Bush's

02 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM (#1397241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tight presidential cheeks?

07 Feb 05 - 10:14 AM (#1401497)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Its pointed quills

08 Feb 05 - 06:00 AM (#1402336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and trembling knees

08 Feb 05 - 08:34 AM (#1402413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

were signs that

08 Feb 05 - 05:55 PM (#1403014)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

it was repressed,

08 Feb 05 - 08:43 PM (#1403227)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and depressed too.

09 Feb 05 - 01:49 AM (#1403396)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Thrusting with gusto,

09 Feb 05 - 04:04 AM (#1403479)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

came and went

09 Feb 05 - 04:47 PM (#1403745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

then was gone.

09 Feb 05 - 07:56 PM (#1403906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

into a bottomless

09 Feb 05 - 10:08 PM (#1404024)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dark, stinking pit.

10 Feb 05 - 12:55 AM (#1404128)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Pass the Cheetos

10 Feb 05 - 06:37 AM (#1404321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

hide the silver

10 Feb 05 - 08:33 AM (#1404434)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

stash the drugs

11 Feb 05 - 03:51 AM (#1405516)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

here comes nameofinfamouscelebrityrenownedforfuckingupbigtime

11 Feb 05 - 04:13 AM (#1405534)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Leslie 'Dirtyden' Grantham

11 Feb 05 - 04:23 PM (#1406294)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

who prefers 19yrold

11 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM (#1406653)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sheep to women.

12 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM (#1407454)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

I love ewe

13 Feb 05 - 05:16 AM (#1408034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai

U2 played the

13 Feb 05 - 06:29 AM (#1408045)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the last torpedo

13 Feb 05 - 11:57 AM (#1408141)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from their album

13 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM (#1408151)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

of rude photos

13 Feb 05 - 02:11 PM (#1408275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

of farmyard animals

13 Feb 05 - 04:04 PM (#1408380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and British Royalty.

13 Feb 05 - 04:18 PM (#1408397)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Bono boned a

13 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM (#1408513)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at friends house (i WILL convert he

large pink spatula

14 Feb 05 - 03:18 AM (#1408975)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

doffed his colander

14 Feb 05 - 08:23 AM (#1409133)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and shouted "WherethehellamI".

15 Feb 05 - 10:22 AM (#1410426)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

That was the

15 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM (#1410501)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

end of that

15 Feb 05 - 11:34 AM (#1410509)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Mornington 'Bloody' Crescent

15 Feb 05 - 11:51 AM (#1410533)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Huh?

16 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM (#1412232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Five fat squirrels

16 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM (#1412456)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

fucking four ferrets

18 Feb 05 - 01:44 AM (#1413762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

for fun & profit

18 Feb 05 - 11:23 AM (#1414005)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

This is getting to be quite unfunny and highly uninteresting.

18 Feb 05 - 11:45 AM (#1414015)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: harpmaker

Take me big boy

18 Feb 05 - 02:49 PM (#1414199)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lick my love pump

18 Feb 05 - 03:50 PM (#1414264)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

I say.steady on.......

04 Oct 05 - 10:48 PM (#1576134)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Christmas soon returns

04 Oct 05 - 11:40 PM (#1576159)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

Credi card debt

05 Oct 05 - 03:56 AM (#1576232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Jesus, Scrooge, Blair.
g

05 Oct 05 - 06:43 AM (#1576301)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

no bloody snow

05 Oct 05 - 02:24 PM (#1576638)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

inside my closet

06 Oct 05 - 06:27 AM (#1576968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paul Burke

It's a girl!

06 Oct 05 - 12:47 PM (#1577198)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Santa freaked out

06 Oct 05 - 12:57 PM (#1577213)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel

the lord came

06 Oct 05 - 01:11 PM (#1577228)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

a girl what?

06 Oct 05 - 06:16 PM (#1577513)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

...this runs smoothly

07 Oct 05 - 04:45 AM (#1577758)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paul Burke

Mary's daughter Jessie!

07 Oct 05 - 08:44 AM (#1577920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Wrong...a hermaphrodite.

07 Oct 05 - 03:30 PM (#1578212)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie

Well, I declare!

07 Oct 05 - 03:39 PM (#1578220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

It's Yogi Bear !!

08 Oct 05 - 10:42 AM (#1578801)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and boo boo

08 Oct 05 - 10:56 AM (#1578819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

meanwhile, the hamster

06 Nov 05 - 03:27 PM (#1598813)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

saw his chance

06 Nov 05 - 08:15 PM (#1598962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to get laid

06 Nov 05 - 08:23 PM (#1598966)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Alba

..back and festive!

06 Nov 05 - 08:59 PM (#1598982)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

He took it

06 Nov 05 - 09:48 PM (#1599006)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

in one gulp

06 Nov 05 - 09:48 PM (#1599007)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Five oh oh

07 Nov 05 - 02:59 PM (#1599467)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Twenty Three Skidoo

08 Nov 05 - 01:14 AM (#1599786)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Kaleea

. . .

Mrs. Claus' elf . . .

08 Nov 05 - 01:57 PM (#1600099)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

finished her knitting

08 Nov 05 - 02:13 PM (#1600109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and cast off

08 Nov 05 - 05:01 PM (#1600211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his spotted undies.

08 Nov 05 - 05:06 PM (#1600213)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Kaleea

Or maybe hers, . . .

08 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM (#1600230)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

anyhow, together they

09 Nov 05 - 06:45 AM (#1600541)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dropped a stitch

09 Nov 05 - 04:49 PM (#1600930)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and stiched a

09 Nov 05 - 07:40 PM (#1601044)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pocket or two

11 Nov 05 - 08:04 AM (#1602220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

in time for

11 Nov 05 - 08:43 AM (#1602258)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

playing naked twister.

11 Nov 05 - 10:49 AM (#1602338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

wearing only a

11 Nov 05 - 11:59 AM (#1602395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

smile. Joining them

11 Nov 05 - 01:44 PM (#1602491)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

were three very

11 Nov 05 - 01:51 PM (#1602497)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

open minded reindeer

11 Nov 05 - 03:11 PM (#1602539)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

four wild chimpanzees

12 Nov 05 - 09:01 AM (#1603007)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a bunch

12 Nov 05 - 11:41 AM (#1603071)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of seedless grapes

13 Nov 05 - 11:04 AM (#1603766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

hanging from his

13 Nov 05 - 11:26 AM (#1603781)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

multi purpose hook.

14 Nov 05 - 07:24 AM (#1604466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and decorated with

14 Nov 05 - 10:10 AM (#1604596)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

silver glitter. Across

14 Nov 05 - 12:56 PM (#1604730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the frozen tundra

14 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM (#1605197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

galumphed a huge

14 Nov 05 - 10:06 PM (#1605203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

moose on skates

14 Nov 05 - 10:55 PM (#1605225)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with his dangling

15 Nov 05 - 01:54 AM (#1605278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tail upon which

15 Nov 05 - 09:16 AM (#1605440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

glowed a large

15 Nov 05 - 11:22 AM (#1605525)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

neon sign proclaiming

15 Nov 05 - 02:01 PM (#1605704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!

(This is, afterall, a Xmas story)

15 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM (#1605851)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Meanwhile, inside the

15 Nov 05 - 05:55 PM (#1605868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

igloo something stirred.

16 Nov 05 - 04:56 AM (#1606232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

no bigger than

16 Nov 05 - 04:57 AM (#1606233)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Orson Welles' head!

16 Nov 05 - 11:55 AM (#1606511)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

The huskies trembled

17 Nov 05 - 10:53 AM (#1607273)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

under their duvets

17 Nov 05 - 12:55 PM (#1607361)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

It was the

17 Nov 05 - 01:48 PM (#1607389)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Seventh Fire Brigade

17 Nov 05 - 03:56 PM (#1607488)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

speeding across the

17 Nov 05 - 06:21 PM (#1607615)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

JESUS WAS BORN

17 Nov 05 - 08:08 PM (#1607700)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

banner unceremoniously discarded

17 Nov 05 - 10:46 PM (#1607820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

over the icey

18 Nov 05 - 07:07 AM (#1608020)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

features of Charlton

18 Nov 05 - 10:12 AM (#1608161)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Heston, playing a

18 Nov 05 - 05:41 PM (#1608462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sweaty bi-curious charioteer

18 Nov 05 - 05:51 PM (#1608466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Meanwhile high above

18 Nov 05 - 08:48 PM (#1608584)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

George Bush's head

18 Nov 05 - 10:13 PM (#1608629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

flew the cuckoo

18 Nov 05 - 11:03 PM (#1608659)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

It let loose

19 Nov 05 - 12:22 AM (#1608686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a well placed

19 Nov 05 - 12:32 AM (#1608688)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ghost

Santa was here

19 Nov 05 - 04:47 AM (#1608748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

into the ear

19 Nov 05 - 11:42 AM (#1608941)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of the president

19 Nov 05 - 12:17 PM (#1608952)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

who was sitting

19 Nov 05 - 12:19 PM (#1608953)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

on his thumb

19 Nov 05 - 05:40 PM (#1609130)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and chewing thoughtfully

19 Nov 05 - 06:10 PM (#1609144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on bamboo leaves

20 Nov 05 - 09:43 AM (#1609420)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a bud

21 Nov 05 - 01:43 AM (#1609967)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

from the plant

21 Nov 05 - 04:14 AM (#1610017)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with which he

21 Nov 05 - 06:08 AM (#1610071)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

never did inhale.

22 Nov 05 - 02:13 AM (#1610932)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

It was peyote

22 Nov 05 - 12:19 PM (#1611292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

given to him

23 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM (#1612417)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

by a crazy

23 Nov 05 - 08:02 PM (#1612454)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

son of a

24 Nov 05 - 09:53 AM (#1612787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

business man with

24 Nov 05 - 10:41 AM (#1612818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

an extendable ladder

24 Nov 05 - 11:13 AM (#1612845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and other extendable

24 Nov 05 - 01:19 PM (#1612950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

equipment that he

24 Nov 05 - 01:25 PM (#1612955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

waxed lyrical about.

24 Nov 05 - 07:41 PM (#1613172)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and kept in

24 Nov 05 - 07:45 PM (#1613174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

case he ever

24 Nov 05 - 10:48 PM (#1613279)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

felt like a

24 Nov 05 - 10:53 PM (#1613283)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

trip to the

25 Nov 05 - 06:03 AM (#1613416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lower reaches of

25 Nov 05 - 11:24 AM (#1613585)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Billy Cotton's Bandshow

27 Nov 05 - 01:13 PM (#1614791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

or Northern Ireland

27 Nov 05 - 09:46 PM (#1615139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or any other

27 Nov 05 - 10:12 PM (#1615157)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

place of beauty.

28 Nov 05 - 07:13 AM (#1615354)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

that took his

28 Nov 05 - 10:56 AM (#1615524)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fancy. When three

28 Nov 05 - 11:23 AM (#1615544)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

wise men appeared

28 Nov 05 - 01:41 PM (#1615617)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

(christmas, after all)

28 Nov 05 - 03:02 PM (#1615674)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

carrying peculiar packages

28 Nov 05 - 03:48 PM (#1615722)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

they were arrested

28 Nov 05 - 08:31 PM (#1615965)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

and deported to

28 Nov 05 - 08:37 PM (#1615968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lower Mongolia, where

28 Nov 05 - 09:10 PM (#1615981)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

they opened a

28 Nov 05 - 09:31 PM (#1615998)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel

life of Jesus in 3 words...

Host, toast, ghost.

28 Nov 05 - 09:44 PM (#1616003)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

store selling counterfeit

29 Nov 05 - 05:48 AM (#1616183)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tickets to a

29 Nov 05 - 07:42 AM (#1616243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

low budget nativity

29 Nov 05 - 11:33 AM (#1616393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

starring Elmer Fudd

29 Nov 05 - 01:46 PM (#1616500)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

as the virgin

29 Nov 05 - 04:26 PM (#1616637)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and Jessica Simpson

29 Nov 05 - 04:35 PM (#1616645)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

as the Babe

29 Nov 05 - 05:13 PM (#1616674)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and rolf harris

29 Nov 05 - 10:34 PM (#1616875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

as the extra

29 Nov 05 - 10:36 PM (#1616881)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

leg and 600!

30 Nov 05 - 05:43 PM (#1617533)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

{...and 600] screaming Chinamen as

30 Nov 05 - 05:48 PM (#1617539)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

lots of sheep.

30 Nov 05 - 06:30 PM (#1617572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

Meanwhile, back at

30 Nov 05 - 07:00 PM (#1617601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

santa's twinkly grotto

30 Nov 05 - 08:34 PM (#1617663)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Ricky, the magic

30 Nov 05 - 09:57 PM (#1617734)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dildo decided to

30 Nov 05 - 10:03 PM (#1617740)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

surprise Mrs. Claus

30 Nov 05 - 11:58 PM (#1617813)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with a manoeuvre

01 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM (#1618102)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

so forceful that

01 Dec 05 - 10:35 AM (#1618117)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he almost broke

01 Dec 05 - 09:11 PM (#1618144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

into a sweat.

01 Dec 05 - 09:47 PM (#1618168)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

thinking about it

01 Dec 05 - 11:09 PM (#1618211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Ricky jumped,humped

01 Dec 05 - 11:10 PM (#1618212)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and pumped the

01 Dec 05 - 11:14 PM (#1618215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

bodacious Mrs. Claus

02 Dec 05 - 01:35 AM (#1618249)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with her consent

02 Dec 05 - 07:09 AM (#1618362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of 'caus'. Suddenly

02 Dec 05 - 11:22 AM (#1618566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

televisions everywhere imploded

02 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM (#1618577)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

from the force

02 Dec 05 - 11:49 AM (#1618608)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

On the mantle

02 Dec 05 - 02:00 PM (#1618712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

her granny's photo

02 Dec 05 - 08:18 PM (#1618993)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

morphed into a

02 Dec 05 - 11:10 PM (#1619075)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

hideous face of

03 Dec 05 - 08:14 AM (#1619198)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a gargoyle, which

03 Dec 05 - 12:38 PM (#1619333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

looked a bit

03 Dec 05 - 12:43 PM (#1619336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

like Santa's testicle

03 Dec 05 - 02:25 PM (#1619395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

(the left one.)

04 Dec 05 - 08:02 AM (#1619727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"Balls!" said the

04 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM (#1619809)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

saggy, baggy granny

04 Dec 05 - 11:55 AM (#1619816)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to the immensley

04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM (#1619946)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

hated Morris dancer

04 Dec 05 - 08:51 PM (#1620081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

who was juggling

04 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM (#1620096)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

career and family.

04 Dec 05 - 09:55 PM (#1620121)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and three handkerchiefs.

05 Dec 05 - 06:26 PM (#1620712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

A completely unrelated

06 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM (#1621115)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Iraq war protest

06 Dec 05 - 01:42 PM (#1621321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

was making its

06 Dec 05 - 01:58 PM (#1621339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

icy journey eastwards.

07 Dec 05 - 01:47 PM (#1622069)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Uzzi armed militants

07 Dec 05 - 02:24 PM (#1622089)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

with painted faces

07 Dec 05 - 05:07 PM (#1622189)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

danced a jig

08 Dec 05 - 09:28 AM (#1622695)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to the tune

08 Dec 05 - 12:18 PM (#1622863)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

six four three

09 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM (#1623507)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa's Gotta Pee.

15 Dec 05 - 02:08 PM (#1628070)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Whenever a reindeer

15 Dec 05 - 05:39 PM (#1628251)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dropped a turd

15 Dec 05 - 09:42 PM (#1628441)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

there was heard

15 Dec 05 - 11:20 PM (#1628491)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Peace

BAH, hum bug!

16 Dec 05 - 12:54 AM (#1628514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SunnySister

All presents opened.

16 Dec 05 - 03:47 PM (#1628990)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Carols softly playing.

16 Dec 05 - 08:47 PM (#1629174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Peace

Three geese a-laying

16 Dec 05 - 09:15 PM (#1629188)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Stars magically twinkling.

16 Dec 05 - 09:54 PM (#1629216)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Today's my birthday!

Nankypoo and Yumyum

16 Dec 05 - 10:44 PM (#1629239)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

barked so excitedly

17 Dec 05 - 10:07 AM (#1629445)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

at the tree

17 Dec 05 - 12:11 PM (#1629502)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Suddenly, an IRA

17 Dec 05 - 12:45 PM (#1629515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

official leaped manically

17 Dec 05 - 02:20 PM (#1629551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

then fell over.

17 Dec 05 - 06:27 PM (#1629683)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

breaking his nose

17 Dec 05 - 07:49 PM (#1629736)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

It glowed red.

19 Dec 05 - 09:47 AM (#1630523)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

At dinnertime, everyone

19 Dec 05 - 05:58 PM (#1630811)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

farted and belched.

20 Dec 05 - 06:10 AM (#1631112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

as you do...

20 Dec 05 - 09:54 AM (#1631266)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

after getting laid.

20 Dec 05 - 10:09 AM (#1631276)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

back and stoned

20 Dec 05 - 10:16 AM (#1631287)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at college

like a fat

20 Dec 05 - 10:19 AM (#1631292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Greek green olive.

20 Dec 05 - 10:57 AM (#1631362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or a juicy

20 Dec 05 - 01:48 PM (#1631543)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

ripe cherry tomato

20 Dec 05 - 02:56 PM (#1631594)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

inserted lovingly into

20 Dec 05 - 03:03 PM (#1631602)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Mediteranean Lamb Stew.

20 Dec 05 - 05:55 PM (#1631661)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and garnished with

20 Dec 05 - 05:55 PM (#1631662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fresh lark's vomit.

20 Dec 05 - 10:37 PM (#1631876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

"That's disgusting" said

20 Dec 05 - 11:03 PM (#1631890)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a critical elf

21 Dec 05 - 09:27 AM (#1632105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as he masturbated.

21 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM (#1632107)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Epona

on Santa's sleigh.

21 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM (#1632108)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

or rather, masticated

21 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM (#1632112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

curds and whey

21 Dec 05 - 09:33 AM (#1632113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

till Santa said

21 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM (#1632122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

Begone, fair fay!

21 Dec 05 - 11:25 AM (#1632194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

That's 12 words daylia. You're cheating!!!!

21 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM (#1632196)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

The elf refused

21 Dec 05 - 03:04 PM (#1632345)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa sacked him.

21 Dec 05 - 07:18 PM (#1632502)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Spoiling children's toys

21 Dec 05 - 07:42 PM (#1632515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

deliveries for sure.

22 Dec 05 - 09:54 AM (#1632875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Ho, ho, ho

22 Dec 05 - 07:18 PM (#1633366)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

three wise prostitutes

22 Dec 05 - 08:05 PM (#1633395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

saw a star

23 Dec 05 - 09:21 AM (#1633752)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while having sex

23 Dec 05 - 09:42 AM (#1633762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

this becomes stranger

23 Dec 05 - 09:48 AM (#1633766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

when the camels

23 Dec 05 - 11:02 AM (#1633823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

brought hunchbacked leprechauns

23 Dec 05 - 11:44 AM (#1633855)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for the craic.

23 Dec 05 - 02:54 PM (#1634010)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant

and armed camels

23 Dec 05 - 06:37 PM (#1634158)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

at check points

26 Dec 05 - 12:05 PM (#1634950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

wished peace to

26 Dec 05 - 12:18 PM (#1634954)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

reign forever more.

26 Dec 05 - 02:05 PM (#1635038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant

Throughout the world

26 Dec 05 - 02:50 PM (#1635064)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a calm descended.

26 Dec 05 - 05:02 PM (#1635123)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

'how lovely' sighed

27 Dec 05 - 04:06 PM (#1635558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant

Fiona,SAnta's mistress

27 Dec 05 - 05:21 PM (#1635615)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as she slowly

27 Dec 05 - 11:07 PM (#1635817)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

strangled three elves.

29 Dec 05 - 11:30 PM (#1637146)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while Morris dancing.

30 Dec 05 - 07:22 PM (#1637751)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which strangled everybody.

30 Dec 05 - 11:06 PM (#1637917)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with white handkerchiefs.

03 Jan 06 - 12:54 PM (#1640454)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

She then did

04 Jan 06 - 08:47 AM (#1641050)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a very peculiar

04 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM (#1641098)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

backflip, while hanging

04 Jan 06 - 07:46 PM (#1641437)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Celtaddict

beneath the yardarm

04 Jan 06 - 08:26 PM (#1641478)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

whilst whistling dixie.

05 Jan 06 - 09:28 AM (#1641933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

through her arse.

05 Jan 06 - 05:10 PM (#1642304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Unfortunately, three wise

05 Jan 06 - 10:52 PM (#1642583)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

proctocologists were waltzing

05 Jan 06 - 11:11 PM (#1642594)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Murray on Saltspring

back to back

08 Jan 06 - 10:24 PM (#1644626)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

They approached Fiona

15 Jul 06 - 11:23 PM (#1784631)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as Christmas neared.

16 Jul 06 - 05:31 PM (#1785094)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

Only seven shopping

16 Jul 06 - 05:47 PM (#1785105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

months had passed

16 Jul 06 - 05:49 PM (#1785109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

when the Visacard

17 Jul 06 - 01:45 AM (#1785336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

expired, so Fiona

17 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM (#1785440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

traded sex for

17 Jul 06 - 10:07 AM (#1785514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

gold, frankincense and

17 Jul 06 - 10:27 AM (#1785519)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

a G string.

17 Jul 06 - 10:47 AM (#1785531)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Tuned to open

17 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM (#1785843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

by remote control

17 Jul 06 - 05:38 PM (#1785854)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

(the "mute" button).

17 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM (#1785858)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

Sometimes the batteries

17 Jul 06 - 06:00 PM (#1785877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Stolen from WAL-MART

17 Jul 06 - 06:04 PM (#1785884)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

spontaneously combust, causing

17 Jul 06 - 06:12 PM (#1785891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

ticklish short circuits

17 Jul 06 - 08:18 PM (#1785970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that excite her

17 Jul 06 - 09:02 PM (#1785987)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

short and curly

17 Jul 06 - 09:30 PM (#1785996)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pubic hairs shaped

17 Jul 06 - 09:32 PM (#1785997)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

like a mistletoe.

(This is, afterall, a Christmas story.)

18 Jul 06 - 05:58 AM (#1786222)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in perfumed abundance

18 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM (#1786495)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Thanta thwished into

19 Jul 06 - 09:48 AM (#1787220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

his private aeroplane

19 Jul 06 - 10:03 AM (#1787232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Air Force One

19 Jul 06 - 10:37 AM (#1787267)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

pinched his riendeer

19 Jul 06 - 11:05 AM (#1787292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Checked his rearview

19 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM (#1787356)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, blew his nose,

19 Jul 06 - 12:26 PM (#1787367)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

lost his ballance

19 Jul 06 - 09:48 PM (#1787828)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and skydived down

20 Jul 06 - 05:05 AM (#1788026)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

"Lookout George!"cried..

20 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM (#1788137)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the president's proctologist

20 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM (#1788220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

as he grabbed

20 Jul 06 - 11:44 AM (#1788287)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

at the nearest

20 Jul 06 - 05:29 PM (#1788589)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

excuse for a

20 Jul 06 - 09:38 PM (#1788771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

president since the

21 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM (#1789036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

invention of the

21 Jul 06 - 12:51 PM (#1789191)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

star spangled jockstrap

21 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM (#1789215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Suddenly Santa kerplunked

21 Jul 06 - 03:09 PM (#1789293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

twice - 'Kerplunk, Kerplunk'

21 Jul 06 - 06:49 PM (#1789465)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Struming his banjo

21 Jul 06 - 07:05 PM (#1789481)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

he started singing

21 Jul 06 - 09:24 PM (#1789558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"Grandma got runover..."

21 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM (#1789588)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

...By a rein

22 Jul 06 - 12:03 PM (#1789881)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dear oh dear!

22 Jul 06 - 02:53 PM (#1790039)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Kerplunk.

22 Jul 06 - 05:40 PM (#1790133)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

"Grandma was drunk..."

23 Jul 06 - 03:57 AM (#1790483)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

so is water

23 Jul 06 - 06:56 PM (#1791087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

water,cool clear...

23 Jul 06 - 10:11 PM (#1791240)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

water, water everywhere.

25 Jul 06 - 01:35 PM (#1792868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa walked towards

25 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM (#1792908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

his grotto's revolving

25 Jul 06 - 08:02 PM (#1793191)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

toy wrapping machine.

26 Jul 06 - 03:59 AM (#1793410)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unwrapping some WMD's

26 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM (#1793579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

He disarmed them

26 Jul 06 - 12:43 PM (#1793750)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with a smile

26 Jul 06 - 12:45 PM (#1793753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and promptly tripped

26 Jul 06 - 12:46 PM (#1793756)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

on the LSD

26 Jul 06 - 01:40 PM (#1793795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

26 Jul 06 - 01:41 PM (#1793796)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Visions of candycanes

27 Jul 06 - 09:25 AM (#1794504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

flashed before his

27 Jul 06 - 11:31 AM (#1794599)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

rapidly blinking eyes

27 Jul 06 - 12:00 PM (#1794627)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and he reeled

27 Jul 06 - 02:16 PM (#1794754)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

jigged and hornpiped

27 Jul 06 - 04:09 PM (#1794820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

until he reached

27 Jul 06 - 06:51 PM (#1794927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the christmas wagon!!

27 Jul 06 - 07:10 PM (#1794938)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Which was clamped

28 Jul 06 - 03:13 AM (#1795195)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

for illegal parking

28 Jul 06 - 03:16 AM (#1795198)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

on the roof

28 Jul 06 - 05:29 AM (#1795258)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of the Kremlin

28 Jul 06 - 05:44 AM (#1795271)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

newly whitewashed and..

28 Jul 06 - 05:54 AM (#1795278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

renovated with a

28 Jul 06 - 06:12 AM (#1795286)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

stroke of genius

28 Jul 06 - 06:17 AM (#1795290)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and lots of

28 Jul 06 - 06:20 AM (#1795293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

complete indifference,but

28 Jul 06 - 06:29 AM (#1795299)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

fortunately the termites

28 Jul 06 - 06:35 AM (#1795301)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

back from Siberia

28 Jul 06 - 06:51 AM (#1795309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had so expertly

28 Jul 06 - 06:54 AM (#1795312)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

infiltrated the inner

28 Jul 06 - 06:55 AM (#1795315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

circles of the

28 Jul 06 - 07:03 AM (#1795319)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

KGB Christmas card

28 Jul 06 - 07:28 AM (#1795329)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he had lovingly

28 Jul 06 - 07:54 AM (#1795336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

decorated with curly

28 Jul 06 - 08:44 AM (#1795368)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Moe and Larry.

(The Three Stooges for those of you across the pond.)

28 Jul 06 - 08:50 AM (#1795371)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

that Santa burst

28 Jul 06 - 09:19 AM (#1795385)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

out laughing instead

28 Jul 06 - 10:09 AM (#1795415)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and split his

28 Jul 06 - 05:46 PM (#1795738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

pants,exposing curly

28 Jul 06 - 05:53 PM (#1795748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

patterns on his

28 Jul 06 - 06:11 PM (#1795768)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

genetic makeup,however

28 Jul 06 - 08:54 PM (#1795879)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

seven little elves

28 Jul 06 - 10:06 PM (#1795903)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

also split their

28 Jul 06 - 10:49 PM (#1795906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pants when they

28 Jul 06 - 10:54 PM (#1795911)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sorcha

Wrapped Christmas Presents.

29 Jul 06 - 04:39 AM (#1796045)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Suddenly,without notice,

29 Jul 06 - 06:30 AM (#1796086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

an Elvis impersonator

29 Jul 06 - 07:11 AM (#1796096)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

sprang through the

29 Jul 06 - 07:11 AM (#1796097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

saloon style doors

29 Jul 06 - 08:25 AM (#1796121)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

waving a gigantic

29 Jul 06 - 10:28 AM (#1796176)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dildo adorned with

29 Jul 06 - 11:28 AM (#1796197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

three traffic wardens

29 Jul 06 - 11:42 AM (#1796202)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

tastefully arranged in

29 Jul 06 - 11:47 AM (#1796207)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

wellington boots with

29 Jul 06 - 12:33 PM (#1796231)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

roses in their

29 Jul 06 - 05:15 PM (#1796436)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Pussy willows,pruned

30 Jul 06 - 12:04 AM (#1796609)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

within an inch

30 Jul 06 - 05:20 AM (#1796707)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of decency,or

30 Jul 06 - 09:31 AM (#1796822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

any kind of

30 Jul 06 - 11:35 AM (#1796934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

respectability. Whereapon the

30 Jul 06 - 11:46 AM (#1796941)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

local constabulary,weilding

30 Jul 06 - 12:26 PM (#1796973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dainty white handkerchiefs

30 Jul 06 - 01:08 PM (#1796997)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and swaggering somewhat

30 Jul 06 - 04:50 PM (#1797149)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

started Morris dancing

30 Jul 06 - 06:26 PM (#1797227)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

- panic ensued! Santa

30 Jul 06 - 11:45 PM (#1797368)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

picked up his

31 Jul 06 - 05:10 AM (#1797476)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

wellfare cheque to

31 Jul 06 - 07:16 AM (#1797515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

slap them with

31 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM (#1797568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

but was overpowered

31 Jul 06 - 08:17 AM (#1797573)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

by the squire

31 Jul 06 - 08:21 AM (#1797576)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

who leaped ontop

31 Jul 06 - 08:26 AM (#1797585)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Barden of England

of the nearest

31 Jul 06 - 08:28 AM (#1797588)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

white bearded crocodile

31 Jul 06 - 12:10 PM (#1797793)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and fiercely wrestled

31 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM (#1797797)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the Easter Bunny.

31 Jul 06 - 12:14 PM (#1797800)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Meanwhile, the Morris

31 Jul 06 - 04:39 PM (#1798111)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Island Lighthouse Institution

31 Jul 06 - 05:01 PM (#1798135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

lit the light

31 Jul 06 - 05:11 PM (#1798144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

fandango,did a

31 Jul 06 - 05:27 PM (#1798165)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

perfect impersonation of

31 Jul 06 - 06:22 PM (#1798221)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Barden of England

Muffin the Mule

31 Jul 06 - 06:39 PM (#1798234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

an unseemly passtime

31 Jul 06 - 10:20 PM (#1798363)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

considering that Muffin

31 Jul 06 - 10:40 PM (#1798373)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

died years ago.

31 Jul 06 - 10:45 PM (#1798375)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of a terrible

01 Aug 06 - 03:37 AM (#1798480)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

contract misunderstanding between

01 Aug 06 - 07:19 AM (#1798568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Andy Pandy and

01 Aug 06 - 08:09 AM (#1798598)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Jack and Jill

01 Aug 06 - 08:14 AM (#1798602)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

when the pail

01 Aug 06 - 08:18 AM (#1798605)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

developed a leak

01 Aug 06 - 08:26 AM (#1798610)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

it was time

01 Aug 06 - 08:59 AM (#1798645)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

for a quick

01 Aug 06 - 09:25 AM (#1798682)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

toke behind the

01 Aug 06 - 09:37 AM (#1798701)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

bicycle shed.Unfortunately

01 Aug 06 - 10:23 AM (#1798757)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

those pesky dancers

01 Aug 06 - 10:25 AM (#1798760)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with their sticks

01 Aug 06 - 11:09 AM (#1798797)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

errect,poised ready

01 Aug 06 - 11:15 AM (#1798803)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to inflict grievous

01 Aug 06 - 11:32 AM (#1798825)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

boredom to people

01 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM (#1798866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

emitted a bloodcurdling

01 Aug 06 - 12:09 PM (#1798888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

waving of handkerchiefs

01 Aug 06 - 12:12 PM (#1798892)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and an outrageous

01 Aug 06 - 12:31 PM (#1798914)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

pouting of red

01 Aug 06 - 12:45 PM (#1798934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

fluffy feather boas

01 Aug 06 - 01:07 PM (#1798949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and charged directly

01 Aug 06 - 01:20 PM (#1798961)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to their accounts

01 Aug 06 - 05:12 PM (#1799189)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

secreted in Switzerland

01 Aug 06 - 05:29 PM (#1799211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

$300,000,000 worth of

01 Aug 06 - 05:39 PM (#1799225)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

stock options,lying

01 Aug 06 - 10:22 PM (#1799441)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

about their age.

01 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM (#1799466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and their height

02 Aug 06 - 03:45 AM (#1799571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

extremely economical with

02 Aug 06 - 04:29 AM (#1799592)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

whipped cream topping

02 Aug 06 - 04:40 AM (#1799597)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

spiked with lashings

02 Aug 06 - 05:39 AM (#1799632)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

(whatever lashings are)

02 Aug 06 - 05:54 AM (#1799637)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

plenty,copious amounts

02 Aug 06 - 06:10 AM (#1799642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of large luscious

02 Aug 06 - 06:30 AM (#1799650)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

belly dancing hippos.

02 Aug 06 - 07:10 AM (#1799669)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Strange as it

02 Aug 06 - 11:08 AM (#1799804)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

seemed, this was

02 Aug 06 - 11:09 AM (#1799805)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

merely an average

02 Aug 06 - 11:34 AM (#1799828)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

afternoon in Wales.

02 Aug 06 - 12:17 PM (#1799849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Down the coalmine

02 Aug 06 - 12:38 PM (#1799869)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and up the

02 Aug 06 - 01:22 PM (#1799907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

down stairway limped..

02 Aug 06 - 01:35 PM (#1799915)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Prince Charlie and

02 Aug 06 - 01:37 PM (#1799917)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the ghost of

02 Aug 06 - 02:54 PM (#1799955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Princess Diana who

02 Aug 06 - 06:03 PM (#1800073)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in the circumstances

02 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM (#1800139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that now exist

03 Aug 06 - 10:21 AM (#1800520)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

only to confuse

03 Aug 06 - 11:00 AM (#1800566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the issue of

03 Aug 06 - 11:03 AM (#1800569)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the existence of

03 Aug 06 - 11:35 AM (#1800597)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the deceased Princess

03 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM (#1800623)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

or anybody.Quasimodo...

03 Aug 06 - 01:09 PM (#1800668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

humped his bluey

03 Aug 06 - 01:16 PM (#1800677)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

duckey while Charles

03 Aug 06 - 04:58 PM (#1800840)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

humped his Camilla

03 Aug 06 - 05:28 PM (#1800872)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

ontop a camel

03 Aug 06 - 07:48 PM (#1800975)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

cigarette, crushing it.

03 Aug 06 - 08:15 PM (#1801003)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the Queen's rump

04 Aug 06 - 05:39 AM (#1801258)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

was tender and

05 Aug 06 - 06:07 AM (#1802023)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Guest chungo Matney

subtly tandoori seasoned

05 Aug 06 - 09:15 AM (#1802067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rusty Dobro

not forgetting the

05 Aug 06 - 12:36 PM (#1802152)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

carefully placed sprigs

07 Aug 06 - 09:05 AM (#1803396)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in her blowhole

07 Aug 06 - 09:22 AM (#1803409)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

making it highly

07 Aug 06 - 09:46 AM (#1803421)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

unattractive to view

07 Aug 06 - 09:50 AM (#1803423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

regardless of the

07 Aug 06 - 10:26 AM (#1803462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

expensive plastic surgery.

07 Aug 06 - 10:38 AM (#1803472)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and plastic explosives

13 Aug 06 - 11:28 AM (#1808759)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

that were strategically

13 Aug 06 - 05:01 PM (#1809016)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

placed in her

27 Aug 06 - 04:47 PM (#1820186)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unexplored,virgin quarters

28 Aug 06 - 09:10 AM (#1820655)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

During Christmas dinner,

28 Aug 06 - 09:26 AM (#1820665)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: hilda fish

Don't do it.

28 Aug 06 - 04:30 PM (#1820950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

But she did

28 Aug 06 - 04:41 PM (#1820967)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

So Santa said

28 Aug 06 - 06:03 PM (#1821049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in a voice

29 Aug 06 - 05:42 AM (#1821470)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

reminiscent of Garbo

29 Aug 06 - 07:27 AM (#1821514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Joe Bloggs, garbo...

29 Aug 06 - 08:43 AM (#1821563)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

garbo...ho ho!

29 Aug 06 - 08:49 AM (#1821572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Bring out the

29 Aug 06 - 05:35 PM (#1822077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dancing girls.Meanwhile...

29 Aug 06 - 06:09 PM (#1822103)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

some merry elves

29 Aug 06 - 06:35 PM (#1822130)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dressed in drag

29 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM (#1822308)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

reenacted the battle

29 Aug 06 - 11:18 PM (#1822327)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

-field band, playing

30 Aug 06 - 02:29 AM (#1822396)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

We Three Kings.

30 Aug 06 - 07:02 AM (#1822527)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Battle broke out...

30 Aug 06 - 09:01 AM (#1822619)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

over who's gift

30 Aug 06 - 10:59 AM (#1822726)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the turbo banjo,

30 Aug 06 - 11:22 AM (#1822741)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or the accordion

30 Aug 06 - 11:54 AM (#1822759)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

played the best

30 Aug 06 - 12:56 PM (#1822796)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

trumpet solo since

30 Aug 06 - 02:18 PM (#1822857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the trumpet union

30 Aug 06 - 05:31 PM (#1823008)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

whose members,considering...

30 Aug 06 - 05:50 PM (#1823018)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wesley S

their previous arrests

30 Aug 06 - 05:58 PM (#1823023)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

telling the judge...

30 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM (#1823108)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

about the unfortunate

30 Aug 06 - 08:08 PM (#1823120)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

runin with reindeer

31 Aug 06 - 12:09 AM (#1823233)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

turds, inside their

31 Aug 06 - 06:38 AM (#1823392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

mocassins, which had

31 Aug 06 - 06:44 AM (#1823395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

padded cells,plus...

31 Aug 06 - 06:53 AM (#1823404)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

extra springy soles

31 Aug 06 - 07:14 AM (#1823416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

and curly toes

31 Aug 06 - 09:03 AM (#1823515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with multi-colored tassles.

31 Aug 06 - 09:16 AM (#1823526)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and silver baubles

31 Aug 06 - 02:36 PM (#1823745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

nefariously attatched upon

31 Aug 06 - 02:46 PM (#1823754)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wesley S

body parts unmentionable.

31 Aug 06 - 02:48 PM (#1823755)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Not to mention

31 Aug 06 - 04:20 PM (#1823849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

unmentionables not mentioned.

31 Aug 06 - 07:11 PM (#1824022)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

hence the name

31 Aug 06 - 11:13 PM (#1824193)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"The Unmentionables"! Meanwhile

01 Sep 06 - 05:46 AM (#1824338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

under the table,

01 Sep 06 - 06:25 AM (#1824355)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

certain things had

01 Sep 06 - 06:26 AM (#1824356)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

begun to stir

01 Sep 06 - 07:39 AM (#1824423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

accordinly,adjusting his

01 Sep 06 - 07:42 AM (#1824428)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

black leather codpiece

01 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM (#1824430)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

testimonials,tattooed with

01 Sep 06 - 08:33 AM (#1824462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a blowtorch,depicting

01 Sep 06 - 08:44 AM (#1824478)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a Kwanza celebration

01 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM (#1824658)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and related issues

01 Sep 06 - 01:41 PM (#1824749)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of unrelated issues.

01 Sep 06 - 02:11 PM (#1824778)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and multiple impossibilities

01 Sep 06 - 04:32 PM (#1824910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with multiple personalities

01 Sep 06 - 06:32 PM (#1824998)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

.   After much deliberation

02 Sep 06 - 06:24 AM (#1825275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and several pints

02 Sep 06 - 10:30 AM (#1825343)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

of ice cold

02 Sep 06 - 10:33 AM (#1825344)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

turkey turd beer

02 Sep 06 - 10:38 AM (#1825347)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

prune cocktails,supplied

02 Sep 06 - 11:03 AM (#1825364)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

by Santa himself.

02 Sep 06 - 11:15 AM (#1825374)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Now,if you

02 Sep 06 - 12:41 PM (#1825439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

really want to

02 Sep 06 - 01:37 PM (#1825473)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

try a new

02 Sep 06 - 02:41 PM (#1825504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Christmas party tradition

02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM (#1825601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

you could all

02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM (#1825603)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

learn a thing

02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM (#1825605)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

or two from

02 Sep 06 - 06:28 PM (#1825611)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the Maquis de

03 Sep 06 - 03:47 AM (#1825762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Sade, or Tomas

03 Sep 06 - 10:59 AM (#1825942)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the Tank Engine

03 Sep 06 - 02:04 PM (#1826033)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

I'll pay that :-)

04 Sep 06 - 12:55 PM (#1826666)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

caroler to sing

04 Sep 06 - 01:00 PM (#1826668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a Christmas dirge

04 Sep 06 - 04:26 PM (#1826842)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

on the roof

04 Sep 06 - 05:22 PM (#1826910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of the manger

05 Sep 06 - 04:44 PM (#1827756)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in tones sweet

05 Sep 06 - 10:36 PM (#1828069)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and so high

05 Sep 06 - 11:28 PM (#1828086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that little children

06 Sep 06 - 07:03 AM (#1828263)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

's ear drums burst

06 Sep 06 - 07:36 AM (#1828280)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

like tiny balloons

06 Sep 06 - 01:31 PM (#1828559)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pricked by a

06 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM (#1828566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

giant cactus growing

06 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM (#1828572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in the inner

06 Sep 06 - 01:44 PM (#1828575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

*1000 posts* (interlude)

06 Sep 06 - 04:11 PM (#1828663)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

ear of Santa

06 Sep 06 - 10:39 PM (#1828880)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Lucia. Fortunately the

07 Sep 06 - 06:09 PM (#1829566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

senior choir had

08 Sep 06 - 02:15 AM (#1829776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

filled up their

12 Sep 06 - 05:59 PM (#1832980)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

hot water bottles

12 Sep 06 - 10:16 PM (#1833170)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with lots of

12 Sep 06 - 10:40 PM (#1833184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

plain, old fastidousness

12 Sep 06 - 10:57 PM (#1833193)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and outrageously expensive

13 Sep 06 - 11:52 AM (#1833563)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

cheap,imitations of

13 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM (#1833656)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Santa's most favourite

13 Sep 06 - 11:45 PM (#1834062)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

White fur-trimmed

14 Sep 06 - 12:22 AM (#1834069)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

rhinestone covered set

14 Sep 06 - 11:05 AM (#1834390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brass Monkey

of Mrs Santa's

14 Sep 06 - 03:18 PM (#1834570)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

Unmentionable, sort of

15 Sep 06 - 08:49 AM (#1835181)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

furry,stretch rewashable

15 Sep 06 - 03:03 PM (#1835466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

Rudolph cast-off

17 Sep 06 - 09:15 AM (#1836592)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

set of antlers

17 Sep 06 - 10:32 AM (#1836635)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which she found

17 Sep 06 - 11:46 AM (#1836665)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

buried deep under

17 Sep 06 - 06:12 PM (#1836912)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

her neglected,pulsating

18 Sep 06 - 05:51 AM (#1837226)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

pussy cat called

18 Sep 06 - 06:21 AM (#1837234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn

its not xmas yet, stupif!

18 Sep 06 - 06:37 AM (#1837237)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

GUEST,jOhn - Don't interrupt the story if you don't know what you're talking about!!

18 Sep 06 - 10:22 PM (#1837928)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

Noel, of course

18 Sep 06 - 11:04 PM (#1837948)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Leon for dyslexics

19 Sep 06 - 06:45 AM (#1838140)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, who had previously

19 Sep 06 - 07:37 AM (#1838171)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

used up most

19 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM (#1838232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of his confiscated

19 Sep 06 - 11:43 AM (#1838351)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

french letters which

19 Sep 06 - 02:07 PM (#1838460)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

accessorized splendidly with

19 Sep 06 - 04:01 PM (#1838571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his Italian shoes.

19 Sep 06 - 09:18 PM (#1838744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

Meanwhile, the chimney

19 Sep 06 - 10:15 PM (#1838771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

sweep had climbed

19 Sep 06 - 11:03 PM (#1838788)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Mount Everest with

20 Sep 06 - 05:29 AM (#1838937)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

-out his glasses

20 Sep 06 - 06:02 AM (#1838965)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or a bottle

20 Sep 06 - 06:16 AM (#1838976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in which to

20 Sep 06 - 08:42 AM (#1839071)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

place his collection

20 Sep 06 - 09:00 AM (#1839081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of furry wombats

20 Sep 06 - 09:01 AM (#1839084)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of top shelf

20 Sep 06 - 10:35 PM (#1839688)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

furry wombats, which

21 Sep 06 - 12:05 AM (#1839704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

are not marsupials

21 Sep 06 - 06:10 AM (#1839831)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and neither are

21 Sep 06 - 08:24 AM (#1839897)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unfurry wombats,however

21 Sep 06 - 09:26 AM (#1839944)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

patchy furred wombats

21 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM (#1840309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

are classified as

22 Sep 06 - 04:48 AM (#1840618)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a close cousin

22 Sep 06 - 06:07 AM (#1840662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to bushy eyebrows

22 Sep 06 - 07:44 AM (#1840699)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

little johnnie howard

22 Sep 06 - 09:08 AM (#1840774)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the gravedigger's son

22 Sep 06 - 09:18 AM (#1840779)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had bushy eyebrows

22 Sep 06 - 09:31 AM (#1840783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which went feral

22 Sep 06 - 09:47 AM (#1840800)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

roaming his forehead

22 Sep 06 - 07:24 PM (#1841177)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and even reaching

23 Sep 06 - 12:19 AM (#1841295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the peak of

24 Sep 06 - 05:47 PM (#1842342)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

pre-Christmas madness

24 Sep 06 - 11:19 PM (#1842579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

as they teetered

25 Sep 06 - 08:45 AM (#1842790)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on the precipice

25 Sep 06 - 10:48 AM (#1842894)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of his ears

25 Sep 06 - 11:14 AM (#1842906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

he carefully combed

25 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM (#1842932)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

his hair, searching

25 Sep 06 - 12:05 PM (#1842940)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for bird droppings

25 Sep 06 - 12:45 PM (#1842970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and other signs

25 Sep 06 - 01:04 PM (#1842990)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

of cross-species

25 Sep 06 - 02:12 PM (#1843037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

before Christmas dinner.

01 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM (#1847569)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Anyhow, in elfland

01 Oct 06 - 12:03 PM (#1847570)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

an employment war

01 Oct 06 - 02:11 PM (#1847641)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

between elves and

01 Oct 06 - 07:03 PM (#1847858)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

reindeer was raging

01 Oct 06 - 07:51 PM (#1847886)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

My husband and

01 Oct 06 - 11:10 PM (#1847968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the reindeer claimed

02 Oct 06 - 01:03 AM (#1847992)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

that some elves

02 Oct 06 - 08:30 AM (#1848164)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

LOOK LIKE KANSAS

02 Oct 06 - 09:16 AM (#1848203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and believe me -

02 Oct 06 - 04:09 PM (#1848572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,IBO

Not great escape

03 Oct 06 - 06:09 AM (#1849087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

^ (you makethis hard) ^

03 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM (#1849177)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

IBO

Either play the game right or go away.

03 Oct 06 - 06:10 PM (#1849620)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

*anyway* (the reindeer claimed that some elves...)

had stolen Santa's

03 Oct 06 - 10:28 PM (#1849778)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

bottle of Viagra

03 Oct 06 - 10:44 PM (#1849783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which he kept

04 Oct 06 - 08:30 AM (#1850005)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

just in case

04 Oct 06 - 10:08 AM (#1850097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Mrs Santa failed

04 Oct 06 - 12:16 PM (#1850234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to come home.

05 Oct 06 - 05:43 AM (#1850826)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Mrs.Duck

Or felt like

05 Oct 06 - 09:16 AM (#1850937)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sleeping with elves

05 Oct 06 - 11:32 AM (#1851070)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or dancing with

05 Oct 06 - 08:26 PM (#1851557)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

esquimos. The elves

05 Oct 06 - 10:18 PM (#1851672)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

used the viagra

10 Oct 06 - 08:26 AM (#1854809)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while chasing reindeer

10 Oct 06 - 11:52 AM (#1854924)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

. It raised their

10 Oct 06 - 01:34 PM (#1855028)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

desire to escape

10 Oct 06 - 03:11 PM (#1855118)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

from the planet

10 Oct 06 - 11:07 PM (#1855520)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of extreme apathy

11 Oct 06 - 07:05 PM (#1856282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and highly increased

11 Oct 06 - 09:38 PM (#1856406)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

their urge for

12 Oct 06 - 07:48 PM (#1857319)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,catter not signed in & feels like being myst

tapas and candyfloss

13 Oct 06 - 01:13 PM (#1857983)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

soaked in vodka

14 Oct 06 - 11:55 AM (#1858725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and topped with

14 Oct 06 - 11:59 AM (#1858727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

POST NUMBER 1100!!

14 Oct 06 - 01:20 PM (#1858784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

glace cherries. "HORAAAAY...

15 Oct 06 - 11:12 PM (#1859948)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

shouted an elf.

15 Oct 06 - 11:19 PM (#1859950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"Bring on the

16 Oct 06 - 09:20 AM (#1860245)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

female impersonators who

16 Oct 06 - 09:38 AM (#1860270)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

can show us

16 Oct 06 - 11:29 AM (#1860375)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a really good

16 Oct 06 - 12:31 PM (#1860442)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

pair of fishnet

16 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM (#1860551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pantaloons that fit

16 Oct 06 - 04:30 PM (#1860671)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

all arse sizes

16 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM (#1860710)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

including the Queen's.

16 Oct 06 - 09:31 PM (#1860910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and her 1111 ;-)

16 Oct 06 - 11:25 PM (#1860981)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

Victoria's Secret catalog

17 Oct 06 - 08:29 AM (#1861204)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which revealed everything

17 Oct 06 - 05:01 PM (#1861559)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

including some unmentionable

17 Oct 06 - 06:54 PM (#1861677)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

items of edible

17 Oct 06 - 08:20 PM (#1861749)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

unmentionables. The Queen's

17 Oct 06 - 08:55 PM (#1861770)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

edible unmentionables were

17 Oct 06 - 09:14 PM (#1861783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

cotton candy undies

17 Oct 06 - 10:26 PM (#1861824)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that were eaten

17 Oct 06 - 11:55 PM (#1861866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and seasoned with

18 Oct 06 - 01:26 AM (#1861906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

coffee coloured toads

18 Oct 06 - 06:21 AM (#1862009)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

-tools which poisoned

18 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM (#1862113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

(very good JennyO)

the Prince when

18 Oct 06 - 10:24 AM (#1862173)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

he indulged in

18 Oct 06 - 11:07 AM (#1862217)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a spot of

18 Oct 06 - 11:18 AM (#1862223)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

finding THE spot

18 Oct 06 - 12:29 PM (#1862300)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Shocked, Santa decided

18 Oct 06 - 02:00 PM (#1862377)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that the Queen

18 Oct 06 - 02:11 PM (#1862381)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

had no knees

18 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM (#1862392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

or knephew to

18 Oct 06 - 06:37 PM (#1862686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

take the place

18 Oct 06 - 08:02 PM (#1862763)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

of the troll

18 Oct 06 - 10:51 PM (#1862843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

named ibo who

19 Oct 06 - 06:23 AM (#1863016)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

had eaten the

19 Oct 06 - 10:12 AM (#1863194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

figgy pudding. Santa

19 Oct 06 - 12:01 PM (#1863298)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

had been hoping

19 Oct 06 - 01:25 PM (#1863400)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to catch the

19 Oct 06 - 01:39 PM (#1863412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

nude skydiving demonstration

19 Oct 06 - 01:49 PM (#1863423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

before it started

19 Oct 06 - 02:41 PM (#1863475)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

arousing the spectators

19 Oct 06 - 11:58 PM (#1863849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

resulting in fallout

20 Oct 06 - 09:23 AM (#1864165)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and rising expectations

20 Oct 06 - 09:48 AM (#1864203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura*

which could prove

20 Oct 06 - 10:02 AM (#1864215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

disastrous for the

20 Oct 06 - 10:04 AM (#1864216)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

That Rudolph's red

20 Oct 06 - 02:36 PM (#1864446)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

Whoops out posted) state of Rudolph's

20 Oct 06 - 02:38 PM (#1864450)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

mighty member which

21 Oct 06 - 04:51 AM (#1864906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

was rapidly exceeding

21 Oct 06 - 05:11 AM (#1864912)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the speed limit

21 Oct 06 - 02:46 PM (#1865202)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for safe sex

21 Oct 06 - 06:08 PM (#1865281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

-agonal containers that

21 Oct 06 - 06:26 PM (#1865291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

are normally used

22 Oct 06 - 11:42 AM (#1865681)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to ship illegal

22 Oct 06 - 11:55 AM (#1865694)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

substances to France.

23 Oct 06 - 09:26 AM (#1866415)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

where dwarfs use

23 Oct 06 - 01:15 PM (#1866587)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

coffe and prunes

23 Oct 06 - 01:17 PM (#1866589)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to stimulate their

24 Oct 06 - 01:46 AM (#1866971)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

thier libidinous aardvarks

24 Oct 06 - 01:50 PM (#1867420)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

who are well

24 Oct 06 - 11:11 PM (#1867841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

pissed from drinking

25 Oct 06 - 12:22 PM (#1868378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

weak imported beer.

25 Oct 06 - 08:55 PM (#1868730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Three more sneezes

25 Oct 06 - 09:41 PM (#1868760)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and you're out!

25 Oct 06 - 09:49 PM (#1868764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in the dark

25 Oct 06 - 10:13 PM (#1868784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with ghosts, goblins

28 Oct 06 - 01:46 PM (#1870876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and small furry

28 Oct 06 - 02:08 PM (#1870891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

gerbils that bite

29 Oct 06 - 08:40 PM (#1871766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

hard in unexpected

29 Oct 06 - 10:02 PM (#1871818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

parts of the

29 Oct 06 - 10:22 PM (#1871833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

anatomy below the

29 Oct 06 - 10:27 PM (#1871841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

surface of the

30 Oct 06 - 05:12 AM (#1871996)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

moon, making craters

30 Oct 06 - 06:10 AM (#1872029)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

inhabited by Clangers.

30 Oct 06 - 11:27 PM (#1872713)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

Celebrating Halloween, Santa

30 Oct 06 - 11:51 PM (#1872718)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

ate more cheese

31 Oct 06 - 04:46 AM (#1872813)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

from the moon

31 Oct 06 - 06:09 AM (#1872843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Presents of genius.

Giok

31 Oct 06 - 06:24 AM (#1872853)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Ella who is Sooze

PC, happy Holidays

31 Oct 06 - 07:20 AM (#1872870)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura*

much rejoicing ensued

31 Oct 06 - 08:18 AM (#1872916)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and the elves

31 Oct 06 - 10:37 AM (#1873004)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

got pissed again

31 Oct 06 - 10:56 AM (#1873031)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and danced around

01 Nov 06 - 05:28 AM (#1873689)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

naked in their

01 Nov 06 - 07:03 AM (#1873725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

uncontrollable joy. They

***how come our post count has gone down to 4 hundred and something....?*****

01 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM (#1873805)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

finally decided to

01 Nov 06 - 09:42 AM (#1873815)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

forgot about the


***Probably for the same reason that the MOAB count went from 14,7?? to 8,1??. Try clicking on one of the other pages at the top of this thread and look at the number in the address bar. It changed from 495 to 1183 for me. That is probably a lot nearer to a correct count. You will notice that there are 24 pages, and 23 of them have 50 posts each, so although the count is wrong, our posts are probably all still there (give or take a few).***

01 Nov 06 - 09:44 AM (#1873818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

all right...             forget about the

01 Nov 06 - 10:27 AM (#1873841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

seeing the Queen

01 Nov 06 - 10:30 AM (#1873845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

opps...didn't continue with the previous last word

Queen having sex

01 Nov 06 - 12:02 PM (#1873908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

on the workshop

01 Nov 06 - 12:13 PM (#1873919)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

covered in sawdust

01 Nov 06 - 01:05 PM (#1873969)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, and instead concentrated

01 Nov 06 - 03:46 PM (#1874106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on her majesty

01 Nov 06 - 08:04 PM (#1874313)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

's large bottle of

01 Nov 06 - 11:17 PM (#1874402)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

industrial strength laxative

02 Nov 06 - 10:02 AM (#1874686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

that was spilling

02 Nov 06 - 10:53 AM (#1874734)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

down her throat

02 Nov 06 - 01:08 PM (#1874850)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and rapidly increasing

02 Nov 06 - 01:23 PM (#1874856)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the pressure in

02 Nov 06 - 05:27 PM (#1875001)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

-side her lower

02 Nov 06 - 05:38 PM (#1875012)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

intestines to dangerous

03 Nov 06 - 05:29 PM (#1875657)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

levels of pressure

03 Nov 06 - 05:34 PM (#1875662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Finally, the Queen

03 Nov 06 - 07:11 PM (#1875708)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, with unexpected panache,

03 Nov 06 - 09:11 PM (#1875766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and grenache, opened

04 Nov 06 - 12:02 AM (#1875824)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

opened her butthole

04 Nov 06 - 05:08 AM (#1875899)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

to pull out

04 Nov 06 - 05:57 AM (#1875927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a white rabbit

04 Nov 06 - 09:09 AM (#1876026)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with three ears

04 Nov 06 - 10:43 AM (#1876077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of corn, buttered

04 Nov 06 - 10:48 AM (#1876080)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

and she burped.

04 Nov 06 - 11:05 AM (#1876092)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Satisfied, the elves

04 Nov 06 - 12:27 PM (#1876135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

went back to

04 Nov 06 - 06:34 PM (#1876338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

wrapping each other

05 Nov 06 - 11:05 AM (#1876707)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

in burlap nightgowns

05 Nov 06 - 12:40 PM (#1876762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

decorated with floral

08 Nov 06 - 07:10 AM (#1878955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

print. The reindeer

08 Nov 06 - 07:02 PM (#1879629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

ate the flowers

08 Nov 06 - 09:03 PM (#1879728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and the nightgowns

09 Nov 06 - 06:33 AM (#1880030)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

leaving the elves

09 Nov 06 - 07:16 AM (#1880044)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

without a single

09 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM (#1880135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

way to protect

09 Nov 06 - 09:53 AM (#1880164)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

certain tender parts

09 Nov 06 - 01:00 PM (#1880348)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from fondling by

09 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM (#1880801)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a sexually frustrated

09 Nov 06 - 11:09 PM (#1880881)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

member of a

10 Nov 06 - 02:02 AM (#1880949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Select Congressional Committee

10 Nov 06 - 09:23 AM (#1881694)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

investigating deviate practices

10 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM (#1881696)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of Mudcat members

10 Nov 06 - 11:45 AM (#1882267)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

!! Shock Horror! Cried

10 Nov 06 - 12:51 PM (#1882339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Shambles again, again

11 Nov 06 - 03:52 PM (#1883317)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and yet again

11 Nov 06 - 05:18 PM (#1883390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

How did they

11 Nov 06 - 06:41 PM (#1883461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

know where to

12 Nov 06 - 09:21 PM (#1884325)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

find his proclamations

12 Nov 06 - 09:29 PM (#1884331)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

!? It's most disturbing

12 Nov 06 - 09:33 PM (#1884333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

how he rants

13 Nov 06 - 06:41 AM (#1884520)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

about the elves

13 Nov 06 - 09:26 AM (#1884636)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

deleting his messages

14 Nov 06 - 11:11 AM (#1885517)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

closing threads and

19 Nov 06 - 10:34 PM (#1888702)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

eating his shoes.

19 Nov 06 - 10:48 PM (#1888703)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

which tasted really

20 Nov 06 - 05:11 AM (#1888795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

revolting because he

20 Nov 06 - 01:57 PM (#1889087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in stinky, revolting

20 Nov 06 - 03:30 PM (#1889183)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

cheap, nylon underpants

20 Nov 06 - 07:45 PM (#1889435)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with steel lining

25 Nov 06 - 10:31 AM (#1893197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had enticed thousands

25 Nov 06 - 11:08 AM (#1893224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of fellow posters

25 Nov 06 - 12:12 PM (#1893275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to engage in

25 Nov 06 - 03:53 PM (#1893433)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

a virtual boycott

25 Nov 06 - 10:52 PM (#1893667)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of any posts

30 Nov 06 - 08:15 PM (#1897053)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían

or pior herein

01 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM (#1897568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

whereupon everyone decided

01 Dec 06 - 03:04 PM (#1897725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Let's get a

01 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM (#1897755)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

fruitcake fight started

01 Dec 06 - 07:27 PM (#1897918)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,harlot

Santa flung a

01 Dec 06 - 07:44 PM (#1897934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* (on laptop)

large slice of

01 Dec 06 - 07:54 PM (#1897935)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

gingerbread man tushie

01 Dec 06 - 07:57 PM (#1897938)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

which landed on

01 Dec 06 - 08:01 PM (#1897940)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

a penguin tap

02 Dec 06 - 05:23 AM (#1898129)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

dancing with gay

02 Dec 06 - 11:31 AM (#1898333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

marsupials singing dirges

02 Dec 06 - 01:20 PM (#1898397)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

with Bare Naked

02 Dec 06 - 01:26 PM (#1898402)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

bears, who stripped

02 Dec 06 - 03:47 PM (#1898505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

eleven Lords a-leaping

02 Dec 06 - 04:15 PM (#1898527)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Twelve gates to...

02 Dec 06 - 04:43 PM (#1898545)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

inherit Bill's Microsoft

02 Dec 06 - 04:48 PM (#1898553)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

floppy discs which

02 Dec 06 - 04:52 PM (#1898558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

make festive ornaments

03 Dec 06 - 10:18 AM (#1898794)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

look like hulking

03 Dec 06 - 11:58 AM (#1898871)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Grinchette

elves from Paris

03 Dec 06 - 03:11 PM (#1899029)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Hilton's apartment building

03 Dec 06 - 03:49 PM (#1899054)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that was hit

03 Dec 06 - 07:17 PM (#1899194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

by an unexpected

03 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM (#1899205)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

chocolate eclair bomb

03 Dec 06 - 07:53 PM (#1899224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

thrown by Tony

03 Dec 06 - 08:17 PM (#1899232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Blair.
It was

03 Dec 06 - 08:31 PM (#1899238)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

a Blair eclair

03 Dec 06 - 08:38 PM (#1899241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

thrown through air

03 Dec 06 - 08:44 PM (#1899244)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

by a hare

03 Dec 06 - 09:21 PM (#1899269)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on a dare

03 Dec 06 - 09:30 PM (#1899273)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with great flair

03 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM (#1899293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

towards a derriere

03 Dec 06 - 10:59 PM (#1899312)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

smeared with Gruyere

03 Dec 06 - 11:04 PM (#1899317)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

mixed with hair

04 Dec 06 - 12:22 AM (#1899337)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of the dog

04 Dec 06 - 05:06 AM (#1899417)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

that bit Paris

04 Dec 06 - 09:33 AM (#1899603)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Hilton on the

04 Dec 06 - 01:07 PM (#1899819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Left ear lobe

04 Dec 06 - 01:21 PM (#1899834)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while she was

04 Dec 06 - 03:03 PM (#1899907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

bending down to

04 Dec 06 - 03:18 PM (#1899920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

decide which pair

04 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM (#1899950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of balls she

05 Dec 06 - 02:49 AM (#1900273)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

had hung on

05 Dec 06 - 09:27 AM (#1900522)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

during her sexual

05 Dec 06 - 12:35 PM (#1900719)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

encounter with two

05 Dec 06 - 02:00 PM (#1900791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

moose dressed as

05 Dec 06 - 03:14 PM (#1900859)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the Queen and

05 Dec 06 - 03:20 PM (#1900868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Sir Paul McCartney

05 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM (#1900871)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

having sex while

05 Dec 06 - 03:26 PM (#1900877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

a French chef

05 Dec 06 - 03:34 PM (#1900882)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

basted her rump

05 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM (#1900891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

with a mixture

05 Dec 06 - 04:29 PM (#1900932)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of marmalade, tapioca

05 Dec 06 - 05:07 PM (#1900964)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

and Keith Richards'

05 Dec 06 - 07:01 PM (#1901076)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

special, home made

05 Dec 06 - 07:28 PM (#1901106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

spicey salsa sauce.

06 Dec 06 - 08:09 AM (#1901448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and Jack Daniels.

06 Dec 06 - 02:41 PM (#1901712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Then Santa said,

06 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM (#1901764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Where's me shirt ?

06 Dec 06 - 04:15 PM (#1901817)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Her highness replied

06 Dec 06 - 09:10 PM (#1902043)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Rudolph was chewing

06 Dec 06 - 10:05 PM (#1902087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Red Man Tobacco

06 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM (#1902098)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and spitting on

06 Dec 06 - 11:48 PM (#1902137)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Prince Charles' head.

07 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM (#1902151)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

like his butler

07 Dec 06 - 12:40 AM (#1902153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

who sported women's

07 Dec 06 - 05:49 AM (#1902268)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Aftershave,which scorched

07 Dec 06 - 09:25 AM (#1902393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his private parts

07 Dec 06 - 11:55 AM (#1902512)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

every time he

07 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM (#1902518)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

he engaged in

07 Dec 06 - 01:29 PM (#1902581)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

in and out

07 Dec 06 - 02:28 PM (#1902629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with Chongo Chimp

07 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM (#1902644)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

and his potato

07 Dec 06 - 03:36 PM (#1902680)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

head friend Sweet

07 Dec 06 - 03:39 PM (#1902686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

George Brown who

07 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM (#1902719)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

liked to dance

07 Dec 06 - 04:35 PM (#1902742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in rural cemeteries

07 Dec 06 - 06:07 PM (#1902833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with John Dillinger's

07 Dec 06 - 10:18 PM (#1903057)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

codpiece which covered

07 Dec 06 - 10:48 PM (#1903081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his shooting pistol

08 Dec 06 - 05:23 AM (#1903263)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a pocket bazooka,

08 Dec 06 - 06:37 AM (#1903303)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

aimed at Bobert's

08 Dec 06 - 07:58 AM (#1903365)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

weapon of mass

08 Dec 06 - 10:07 AM (#1903438)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

conception, his large

08 Dec 06 - 10:42 AM (#1903459)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

squeezebox,somewhat wilted

08 Dec 06 - 10:44 AM (#1903461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and drooping badly

08 Dec 06 - 10:49 AM (#1903465)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

from climate change

08 Dec 06 - 11:02 AM (#1903475)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and old age

08 Dec 06 - 11:05 AM (#1903478)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

needing a splint

08 Dec 06 - 11:14 AM (#1903486)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to keep it

08 Dec 06 - 11:25 AM (#1903495)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

ridgid in cold

08 Dec 06 - 12:06 PM (#1903541)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sexual organs of

08 Dec 06 - 05:00 PM (#1903857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

recently deceased exotic

08 Dec 06 - 05:33 PM (#1903887)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

species of inchworms

08 Dec 06 - 06:10 PM (#1903933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

wrapped in tissue

08 Dec 06 - 06:15 PM (#1903936)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

deep fried,marinated

08 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM (#1903992)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Stop! You're making

08 Dec 06 - 10:51 PM (#1904166)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

me hungry for

09 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM (#1904348)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a sample of

09 Dec 06 - 06:27 AM (#1904352)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

inchworm pie, with

09 Dec 06 - 09:16 AM (#1904455)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Champagne,oysters,stuffed

09 Dec 06 - 09:29 AM (#1904468)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lizards' gizzards, lightly

09 Dec 06 - 10:28 AM (#1904515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Black Beauty

I love Christmas I'm like a big kid all of December.

09 Dec 06 - 01:06 PM (#1904637)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

sprinkled with garlic

09 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM (#1904684)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

culled from the

09 Dec 06 - 03:29 PM (#1904727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

eye of a

09 Dec 06 - 04:05 PM (#1904764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

filleted fenny snake

09 Dec 06 - 04:24 PM (#1904780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

oil salesman posing

09 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM (#1904812)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

in a doily

09 Dec 06 - 05:42 PM (#1904833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

and nothing else

09 Dec 06 - 06:17 PM (#1904861)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Later that night

09 Dec 06 - 07:26 PM (#1904914)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

while shepherds swigged

09 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM (#1904964)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

white lightning at

09 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM (#1904965)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the bus stop

09 Dec 06 - 08:44 PM (#1904968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

there appeared a

09 Dec 06 - 08:49 PM (#1904970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nattily dressed sausage

09 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM (#1904973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

proclaiming he was

09 Dec 06 - 09:38 PM (#1904992)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

King of Spain

09 Dec 06 - 09:39 PM (#1904994)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

but he really

09 Dec 06 - 09:40 PM (#1904995)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

was Moxy Fruvous

09 Dec 06 - 11:10 PM (#1905047)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

the love child

09 Dec 06 - 11:43 PM (#1905058)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of George Bush

10 Dec 06 - 02:29 AM (#1905123)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Bea Arthur

10 Dec 06 - 06:19 AM (#1905190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a regrettable incident

10 Dec 06 - 07:53 AM (#1905243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

caused by drinking

10 Dec 06 - 10:02 AM (#1905313)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

six vats of

10 Dec 06 - 11:20 AM (#1905362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

nitroglycerine, cut by

10 Dec 06 - 01:39 PM (#1905462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

rhinocerous piss, which

10 Dec 06 - 05:51 PM (#1905693)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had an odd

10 Dec 06 - 06:14 PM (#1905712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

bouquet like warthog's

10 Dec 06 - 06:20 PM (#1905717)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

after shave loton

10 Dec 06 - 07:11 PM (#1905771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

available in little

10 Dec 06 - 07:12 PM (#1905773)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

mixed with armardillo

10 Dec 06 - 10:36 PM (#1905951)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

(Oh, no! The dreaded simultaneous post!

Trying to make sense here.)

After shave lotion

Mixed with armadillo

SNOT, WHICH IS

available in little

10 Dec 06 - 10:42 PM (#1905955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Richard's lingerie drawer

10 Dec 06 - 11:24 PM (#1905966)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for emergency use

11 Dec 06 - 01:52 AM (#1906019)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

in the catbox

11 Dec 06 - 01:56 AM (#1906021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

after Tom Cruise

11 Dec 06 - 04:54 AM (#1906081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

has blessed it

11 Dec 06 - 05:20 AM (#1906097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with a little

11 Dec 06 - 05:40 AM (#1906106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

specimen of dubious

11 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM (#1906166)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

colour and odour

11 Dec 06 - 07:24 AM (#1906169)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

derived from the

11 Dec 06 - 09:21 AM (#1906281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

oldest smelliest sneakers

11 Dec 06 - 10:33 AM (#1906359)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in the Chernobyl

11 Dec 06 - 11:52 AM (#1906434)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Dead Horse

Sale Now On.

11 Dec 06 - 02:57 PM (#1906613)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

at your local

11 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM (#1906739)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

neighborhood funeral parlour

11 Dec 06 - 04:57 PM (#1906763)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

barbecue sing around

11 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM (#1906826)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

-the-rosie rag

11 Dec 06 - 05:39 PM (#1906828)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

stuffed up the

11 Dec 06 - 05:49 PM (#1906837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

astroturf, along with

11 Dec 06 - 06:00 PM (#1906842)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

various unmentionable objects

11 Dec 06 - 06:05 PM (#1906851)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

mentioned in the

11 Dec 06 - 06:12 PM (#1906857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

de Sade Guide

11 Dec 06 - 06:26 PM (#1906873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Finally Christmas Dinner

11 Dec 06 - 06:29 PM (#1906878)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

early this year,

11 Dec 06 - 07:08 PM (#1906908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

will be postponed

11 Dec 06 - 07:18 PM (#1906915)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

until further notice.

11 Dec 06 - 07:19 PM (#1906916)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

That is all.

11 Dec 06 - 07:59 PM (#1906949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he said, as

11 Dec 06 - 08:25 PM (#1906969)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

the arrows flew

11 Dec 06 - 08:40 PM (#1906977)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from Cupid's bow.

11 Dec 06 - 08:49 PM (#1906981)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

damaging parts of

11 Dec 06 - 09:19 PM (#1906996)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Rudolph's red nose

11 Dec 06 - 11:46 PM (#1907089)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

flute and bodhran

12 Dec 06 - 12:24 AM (#1907116)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and other abominations

12 Dec 06 - 05:39 AM (#1907241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dangling obscenely out

12 Dec 06 - 12:15 PM (#1907494)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

on the corner

12 Dec 06 - 12:19 PM (#1907498)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of Santa's hat

12 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM (#1907500)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

jauntily cocked on

12 Dec 06 - 01:32 PM (#1907547)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

or up,depending

12 Dec 06 - 02:14 PM (#1907586)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

on which way

12 Dec 06 - 03:00 PM (#1907633)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his balls hung.

12 Dec 06 - 03:22 PM (#1907644)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Meanwhile back at

12 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM (#1907662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Britney Spears's nannycam,

12 Dec 06 - 05:09 PM (#1907760)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Kevin was stealing

12 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM (#1907763)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Britney's lace undies

12 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM (#1907765)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

from under her

12 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM (#1907773)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

huge collection of

12 Dec 06 - 05:29 PM (#1907780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Donny Osmond albums

12 Dec 06 - 05:31 PM (#1907783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

diaphanous,scanty,strawberry

12 Dec 06 - 05:37 PM (#1907795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

flavoured vinyl 33's

12 Dec 06 - 06:39 PM (#1907863)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

gathering dust beneath

12 Dec 06 - 07:16 PM (#1907907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

unread copies of

12 Dec 06 - 07:19 PM (#1907909)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Paris Hilton's guide

12 Dec 06 - 07:21 PM (#1907911)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

"Famous or Bust"

12 Dec 06 - 07:24 PM (#1907913)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

12 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM (#1907914)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

the seminal work

12 Dec 06 - 07:36 PM (#1907922)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

of a dick

13 Dec 06 - 12:20 AM (#1908077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sucking untalented whore

13 Dec 06 - 02:47 AM (#1908113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

-mongering corporate lobbyist

13 Dec 06 - 04:26 AM (#1908161)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

who inherited a

13 Dec 06 - 05:18 AM (#1908200)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a black hole

13 Dec 06 - 03:13 PM (#1908642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which contained the

13 Dec 06 - 04:45 PM (#1908746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

secret of eternal

13 Dec 06 - 05:30 PM (#1908782)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

irrelevance,irremdiable inebriety

13 Dec 06 - 06:13 PM (#1908826)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

- a secret known

13 Dec 06 - 06:19 PM (#1908832)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and distributed by

13 Dec 06 - 06:30 PM (#1908843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

nobody in particular

13 Dec 06 - 06:33 PM (#1908847)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

internet smut chatrooms

13 Dec 06 - 06:59 PM (#1908887)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to politicians worldwide.

13 Dec 06 - 07:09 PM (#1908901)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

In this corner,

13 Dec 06 - 07:09 PM (#1908902)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Meanwhile,back at

13 Dec 06 - 07:50 PM (#1908945)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Abu Graib, interrogators

13 Dec 06 - 10:10 PM (#1909016)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and goddamned bastards

13 Dec 06 - 11:12 PM (#1909049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

were having fun

14 Dec 06 - 03:34 AM (#1909136)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

fun, fun till

14 Dec 06 - 04:24 AM (#1909158)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

daddy took the

14 Dec 06 - 06:24 AM (#1909231)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

monopoly board away

14 Dec 06 - 06:35 AM (#1909238)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and flogged them

14 Dec 06 - 06:56 AM (#1909253)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn

on Ebay, then

14 Dec 06 - 07:16 AM (#1909280)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he flogged the

14 Dec 06 - 07:16 AM (#1909281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the ghost of

14 Dec 06 - 07:26 AM (#1909291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

MacBeth who haunted

14 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM (#1909297)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

The Merry Wives

14 Dec 06 - 08:17 AM (#1909333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and pinched their

14 Dec 06 - 09:09 AM (#1909370)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

black leather thongs

14 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM (#1909376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

delicate assets while

14 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM (#1909561)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

on their bottoms

14 Dec 06 - 01:23 PM (#1909565)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

but useless when

14 Dec 06 - 01:37 PM (#1909572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

worn backwards causing

14 Dec 06 - 01:48 PM (#1909579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

slightly awkward circumstances

14 Dec 06 - 02:01 PM (#1909590)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

because tinsel chafes

14 Dec 06 - 02:01 PM (#1909591)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and driving accidents

14 Dec 06 - 03:16 PM (#1909644)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

especially with reindeer (Enough perversion. Back to Xmas)

14 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM (#1909654)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

claim more lives

14 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM (#1909678)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

than accidents with

14 Dec 06 - 06:01 PM (#1909746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

vibrating kitchen utensils

14 Dec 06 - 07:00 PM (#1909784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

because reindeer are

14 Dec 06 - 08:51 PM (#1909867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

prone to OCD

15 Dec 06 - 05:08 AM (#1910059)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

especially round the

15 Dec 06 - 07:15 AM (#1910126)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

nether regions, which

15 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM (#1910140)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

are exposed to

15 Dec 06 - 07:47 AM (#1910146)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

friendly fire from

15 Dec 06 - 09:33 AM (#1910205)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Dwarves with bazookas

15 Dec 06 - 09:42 AM (#1910215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Nevertheless, this Christmas

15 Dec 06 - 09:54 AM (#1910232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

the 800th. post

15 Dec 06 - 11:02 AM (#1910275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

will be celebrated

15 Dec 06 - 11:38 AM (#1910304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

throughout the land

15 Dec 06 - 11:57 AM (#1910321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with pomp and

15 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM (#1910323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

peanut butter, according

15 Dec 06 - 12:06 PM (#1910332)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to traditional accordian

15 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM (#1910371)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

player associations (ltd)

15 Dec 06 - 01:25 PM (#1910380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

So squeeze your

15 Dec 06 - 02:47 PM (#1910448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

chicken as hard

15 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM (#1910491)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as you like

15 Dec 06 - 03:56 PM (#1910494)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

because there will

15 Dec 06 - 04:11 PM (#1910504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

be an aftermath

15 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM (#1910516)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

plus foreplay. Elves

15 Dec 06 - 04:50 PM (#1910533)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

nether regions will

15 Dec 06 - 08:45 PM (#1910657)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

be included in

15 Dec 06 - 09:48 PM (#1910674)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

the kielbasa rodeo

15 Dec 06 - 10:11 PM (#1910691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

where naked banjo

15 Dec 06 - 10:44 PM (#1910724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

strumming chimpanzees are

15 Dec 06 - 10:51 PM (#1910730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

running amock,plucking

15 Dec 06 - 11:03 PM (#1910742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

their eyebrows with

16 Dec 06 - 04:57 AM (#1910850)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

clams. Later on,

16 Dec 06 - 05:21 AM (#1910857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Father Christmas will

16 Dec 06 - 08:25 AM (#1910934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

swing from the

16 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM (#1911055)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

effects of his

16 Dec 06 - 12:59 PM (#1911105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

drinking too much

16 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM (#1911142)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

meths laced with

16 Dec 06 - 01:55 PM (#1911147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

creme de menthe

16 Dec 06 - 02:52 PM (#1911190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

while Mrs. Claus

16 Dec 06 - 06:57 PM (#1911357)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

twiced divorced and

17 Dec 06 - 05:18 AM (#1911572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

covered in tinsel

17 Dec 06 - 06:03 AM (#1911596)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

top to bottom

17 Dec 06 - 08:04 AM (#1911671)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

will perform a

17 Dec 06 - 01:04 PM (#1911871)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

flying Arkwright over
                                                                                                                                     (Cloggies anybody ?)

17 Dec 06 - 04:54 PM (#1912067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the police station

17 Dec 06 - 09:38 PM (#1912280)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in Omaha, Nebraska

17 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM (#1912303)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

while guzzling mulled

18 Dec 06 - 05:45 AM (#1912448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

chloroform. Meanwhile, an

18 Dec 06 - 07:58 AM (#1912519)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

advertisment in the

18 Dec 06 - 10:41 AM (#1912650)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

local Job Centre

18 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM (#1912746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

attracted several elves

18 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM (#1912827)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a photograph of

18 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM (#1912888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

2 banjo players

18 Dec 06 - 03:44 PM (#1912927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tarred and feathered

18 Dec 06 - 05:15 PM (#1913022)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

debating Einstein's theory

18 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM (#1913032)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of hot buttered

18 Dec 06 - 10:57 PM (#1913275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

phlegm and watery

18 Dec 06 - 11:00 PM (#1913278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

time space continuums

19 Dec 06 - 01:07 AM (#1913323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

although polar bears

19 Dec 06 - 04:22 AM (#1913376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

feel the cold

19 Dec 06 - 06:37 AM (#1913433)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

they combat it

19 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM (#1913551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in St.Tropez

19 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM (#1913553)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

eating natives that

19 Dec 06 - 09:18 AM (#1913563)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

eat anything snailing

19 Dec 06 - 10:29 AM (#1913650)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and pointlessly posting

19 Dec 06 - 11:35 AM (#1913738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fanmail to reindeer

19 Dec 06 - 11:49 AM (#1913747)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

risking restraining orders

19 Dec 06 - 03:00 PM (#1913962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and the wrath

19 Dec 06 - 03:11 PM (#1913976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and the sound

19 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM (#1913982)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of Spaw chanting

19 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM (#1913983)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

and furry slippers

19 Dec 06 - 03:21 PM (#1913987)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sliding through poop

19 Dec 06 - 03:29 PM (#1913993)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: open mike

deposited by snowmen

19 Dec 06 - 03:30 PM (#1913995)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

but not Santa

19 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM (#1914006)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

because he is

19 Dec 06 - 03:42 PM (#1914009)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nog-bound and

19 Dec 06 - 06:34 PM (#1914163)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

wearing only mistletoe

19 Dec 06 - 06:46 PM (#1914178)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which could prove

19 Dec 06 - 06:56 PM (#1914189)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

his innocence, but

19 Dec 06 - 08:09 PM (#1914243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

for the tell-tale

19 Dec 06 - 08:14 PM (#1914248)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

jingle bell balls

19 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM (#1914267)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and yellow snow

20 Dec 06 - 04:15 AM (#1914471)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

cones. Fortunately, Prancer

20 Dec 06 - 07:20 AM (#1914575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

was, with a

20 Dec 06 - 08:11 AM (#1914610)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

fart and flourish,

20 Dec 06 - 08:26 AM (#1914622)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

coming like a

20 Dec 06 - 09:15 AM (#1914679)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

horse in heat

20 Dec 06 - 09:16 AM (#1914681)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

drenching Dasher in

20 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM (#1915290)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

aromatic reindeer aftershave

21 Dec 06 - 02:06 AM (#1915432)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which smelled like

21 Dec 06 - 02:22 AM (#1915436)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

frankincense, myrrh, and

21 Dec 06 - 03:39 AM (#1915460)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

warmed over Guinness

21 Dec 06 - 10:19 AM (#1915738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

with hint of

21 Dec 06 - 10:24 AM (#1915747)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nutmeg and Ginger

21 Dec 06 - 10:25 AM (#1915750)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Mary Ann

21 Dec 06 - 10:43 AM (#1915772)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump

raised her umbrella

21 Dec 06 - 10:50 AM (#1915776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

with a flourish,

21 Dec 06 - 12:07 PM (#1915841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and smashed the

21 Dec 06 - 12:25 PM (#1915849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

overhanging ornamental goose

21 Dec 06 - 01:53 PM (#1915920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with her banjo

21 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM (#1915923)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

laughing madly all

21 Dec 06 - 02:37 PM (#1915960)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

because her furry

21 Dec 06 - 03:31 PM (#1915995)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

warm little beaver

21 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM (#1916011)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

was profusely vibrating

21 Dec 06 - 04:18 PM (#1916036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

his harp strings

21 Dec 06 - 04:20 PM (#1916038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

playing a tune

21 Dec 06 - 04:31 PM (#1916050)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on his piccolo

21 Dec 06 - 04:56 PM (#1916078)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

vibrating up his

21 Dec 06 - 05:04 PM (#1916086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

flushed pink throbbing

21 Dec 06 - 05:05 PM (#1916087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

21 Dec 06 - 05:06 PM (#1916089)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

I'm talkin' bout Shaft...

21 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM (#1916109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

disengageing his disproportionate

21 Dec 06 - 09:15 PM (#1916302)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

ego. Fortunately, stockings

21 Dec 06 - 10:03 PM (#1916334)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

turned him on

22 Dec 06 - 02:13 AM (#1916431)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mercy

when hung by

22 Dec 06 - 05:59 AM (#1916515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the knackers from

22 Dec 06 - 06:24 AM (#1916539)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

Rudolf's antlers.

Suddenly...

22 Dec 06 - 07:33 AM (#1916579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

nothing happened.Then...

22 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM (#1916649)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the band began

22 Dec 06 - 09:41 AM (#1916667)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

playing "O Tannenbaum

22 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM (#1916672)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump

or Red Flag

22 Dec 06 - 12:03 PM (#1916814)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in March Tempo.

22 Dec 06 - 12:55 PM (#1916853)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Then the partridge

22 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM (#1916891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

started to steam

22 Dec 06 - 02:13 PM (#1916898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and flew away

22 Dec 06 - 02:16 PM (#1916901)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

never to be

22 Dec 06 - 07:14 PM (#1917093)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

caught,plucked,stuffed...

22 Dec 06 - 08:20 PM (#1917131)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

pickled, potted or

22 Dec 06 - 08:32 PM (#1917141)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

poached.

Santa said:

22 Dec 06 - 08:37 PM (#1917147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

paraded naked,wearing

22 Dec 06 - 08:39 PM (#1917150)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

nothing but a

22 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM (#1917153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

feather boa,protruding

23 Dec 06 - 02:30 AM (#1917281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

from the angel's

23 Dec 06 - 06:06 AM (#1917338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

neatly placed embouchre (?)

23 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM (#1917344)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

much double-tonguing...

23 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM (#1917405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

"Where can I

23 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM (#1917514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

find a Furbie?"

23 Dec 06 - 08:27 PM (#1917873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

The shopkeeper laughed

23 Dec 06 - 08:31 PM (#1917876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

perhaps unwisely at

23 Dec 06 - 09:45 PM (#1917903)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa's dumbass question

24 Dec 06 - 02:51 AM (#1917976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

but kindly old

24 Dec 06 - 06:27 AM (#1918040)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

Santa smiled, and

24 Dec 06 - 08:35 AM (#1918088)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

aimed his shotgun...

24 Dec 06 - 09:29 AM (#1918106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

at the shopkeeper's

24 Dec 06 - 09:46 AM (#1918110)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

ring dang do

24 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM (#1918112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

assorted crushed nuts

24 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM (#1918190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

tumbled to the

24 Dec 06 - 03:40 PM (#1918301)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

sawdust covered timbers

24 Dec 06 - 08:43 PM (#1918465)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

on Santa's head,

24 Dec 06 - 09:11 PM (#1918476)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

while two turtledoves

24 Dec 06 - 10:52 PM (#1918504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

were flaming it

24 Dec 06 - 11:42 PM (#1918514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lightly over hickory

25 Dec 06 - 04:03 AM (#1918555)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

for serving with

25 Dec 06 - 05:33 AM (#1918573)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

chips.

A loud

25 Dec 06 - 10:27 AM (#1918660)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

"It's delicious!" cried

25 Dec 06 - 10:39 AM (#1918662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

the mistletoe-bedecked

25 Dec 06 - 02:11 PM (#1918731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

but otherwise celibate

25 Dec 06 - 07:11 PM (#1918894)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

from the waist

25 Dec 06 - 07:48 PM (#1918907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

-coat, reeking of

25 Dec 06 - 11:10 PM (#1918962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

egnogg priest.

"Beware

25 Dec 06 - 11:27 PM (#1918968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

the Jabberwock, my

26 Dec 06 - 05:09 AM (#1919029)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

children of the

26 Dec 06 - 06:47 PM (#1919471)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Night of Regret

26 Dec 06 - 11:34 PM (#1919659)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

But fortunately, Kermit

26 Dec 06 - 11:47 PM (#1919661)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the aquatically challenged

27 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM (#1919666)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nasally sealed amphibian

27 Dec 06 - 03:08 AM (#1919731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

sang off key.

27 Dec 06 - 05:03 AM (#1919746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing

27 Dec 06 - 05:30 AM (#1919756)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

although they often

27 Dec 06 - 05:55 AM (#1919764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

when seeking company

27 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM (#1919783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

will hum loudly

27 Dec 06 - 08:59 AM (#1919806)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

by rubbing their

27 Dec 06 - 09:22 AM (#1919814)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

stocking clad legs

27 Dec 06 - 09:31 AM (#1919822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lovingly against the

27 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM (#1919841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

private parts of

27 Dec 06 - 10:55 AM (#1919869)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

killer bees who...

27 Dec 06 - 02:18 PM (#1920012)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

made Michael Caine

27 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM (#1920035)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

their bloody Queen

27 Dec 06 - 04:51 PM (#1920085)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Did you know,

27 Dec 06 - 06:31 PM (#1920139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

not many people

27 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM (#1920147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

believe that Kwanzaa

27 Dec 06 - 09:49 PM (#1920256)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

is nudists' favorite

27 Dec 06 - 09:59 PM (#1920260)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

holiday because black

27 Dec 06 - 10:08 PM (#1920263)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

is the colour

27 Dec 06 - 10:21 PM (#1920270)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of my true

27 Dec 06 - 10:24 PM (#1920272)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

love's Labrador retriever

28 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM (#1920330)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

But chestnuts roasting

28 Dec 06 - 02:19 AM (#1920352)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retrieve.   But chestnuts roasting

on the barbie

28 Dec 06 - 05:07 AM (#1920393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

doll are often

28 Dec 06 - 06:20 AM (#1920413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

shaped like rugby

28 Dec 06 - 07:06 AM (#1920426)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

players jock straps

28 Dec 06 - 07:54 AM (#1920434)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

which proves that

28 Dec 06 - 12:22 PM (#1920561)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

nothing is ever

28 Dec 06 - 12:57 PM (#1920579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

what it isn't

28 Dec 06 - 03:17 PM (#1920691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Christmas over for

28 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM (#1920891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

some, but many

28 Dec 06 - 08:00 PM (#1920917)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

don't even bother

28 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM (#1920941)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

to stop carolling

28 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM (#1921041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

even during sex

29 Dec 06 - 07:37 AM (#1921211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

while stampeding over

29 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM (#1921212)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dead bodies of

29 Dec 06 - 07:45 AM (#1921214)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the January sales

29 Dec 06 - 07:50 AM (#1921217)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

for hot bargains!

29 Dec 06 - 07:57 AM (#1921219)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Santa,now jobless

29 Dec 06 - 08:10 AM (#1921225)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

jumped off the

29 Dec 06 - 08:15 AM (#1921228)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

woman he'd just

29 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM (#1921239)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

lei'd in Maui,

29 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM (#1921252)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and abruptly started

29 Dec 06 - 08:56 AM (#1921256)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

struming his banjo

29 Dec 06 - 10:01 AM (#1921298)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

which incited wailing

29 Dec 06 - 10:10 AM (#1921308)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,mistletoes

and projectile vomit

29 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM (#1921315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

plus naked elves

29 Dec 06 - 10:16 AM (#1921317)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

furiously pelting children

29 Dec 06 - 10:23 AM (#1921323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with rotten tomatoes

29 Dec 06 - 10:35 AM (#1921332)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dipped in chocolate

29 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM (#1921336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Meanwhile, in ANWAR,

29 Dec 06 - 11:51 AM (#1921364)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a sinister plot

29 Dec 06 - 12:13 PM (#1921378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

thickened,stirring up

29 Dec 06 - 12:14 PM (#1921379)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

involving 20 elves

29 Dec 06 - 01:28 PM (#1921408)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend

and harriWatts band

29 Dec 06 - 03:48 PM (#1921505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry)

29 Dec 06 - 05:25 PM (#1921588)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

stormed the stage

29 Dec 06 - 06:17 PM (#1921664)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

braless, with tattoos

29 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM (#1921675)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

adorning their muscled

29 Dec 06 - 08:07 PM (#1921753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

bag-squeezing hands.   Kilts

29 Dec 06 - 08:54 PM (#1921780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

discarded,flashing their

29 Dec 06 - 10:38 PM (#1921820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Green Cards. Dubya

29 Dec 06 - 10:54 PM (#1921831)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

wretched violently and

29 Dec 06 - 11:50 PM (#1921877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

mispronounced several words

30 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM (#1921883)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

as usual. "Gorgileous!"

30 Dec 06 - 02:03 AM (#1921921)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

drooled the President,

30 Dec 06 - 03:24 AM (#1921945)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dropping his dummy

30 Dec 06 - 08:41 AM (#1922122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Tony Blair into

30 Dec 06 - 10:32 AM (#1922197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a writhing pit

30 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM (#1922203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

-bull terrier, which

30 Dec 06 - 11:06 AM (#1922221)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

tonsil-swabbed him

30 Dec 06 - 01:04 PM (#1922312)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and forced large

30 Dec 06 - 01:06 PM (#1922315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unidentified objects into

30 Dec 06 - 01:32 PM (#1922337)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his stocking. Prince

30 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM (#1922346)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Edward was in

30 Dec 06 - 01:45 PM (#1922351)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

stitches, laughing at

30 Dec 06 - 01:51 PM (#1922357)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Charlie's ears flapping

30 Dec 06 - 02:39 PM (#1922403)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

polishing Camilla's thighs

30 Dec 06 - 02:58 PM (#1922413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with organic talking

30 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM (#1922485)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

parrots. Meanwhile, Queen

30 Dec 06 - 04:58 PM (#1922549)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold

(Recap update) nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retriever.   But chestnuts roasting on the barbie doll are often shaped like rugby players' jock straps, which proves that nothing is ever what it isn't.   
Christmas over for some, but many don't even bother to stop carolling, even during sex while stampeding over dead bodies of the January sales for hot bargains!
Santa, now jobless, jumped off the woman he'd just lei'd in Maui and abruptly started struming his banjo, which incited wailing and projectile vomit plus naked elves furiously pelting children with rotten tomatoes dipped in chocolate.
Meanwhile, in ANWAR, a sinister plot thickened, involving 20 elves and harriWatts band stirring up. The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry) stormed the stage braless, with tattoos adorning their muscled bag-squeezing hands, kilts discarded, flashing their Green Cards.
Dubya retched violently and mispronounced several words as usual. "Gorgileous!" drooled the President, dropping his dummy Tony Blair into a writhing pit-bull terrier, which tonsil-swabbed him and forced large unidentified objects into his stocking.    Prince Edward was in stitches, laughing at Charlie's ears flapping, polishing Camilla's thighs with organic talking parrots. Meanwhile, Queen

Latifa flopped onto

30 Dec 06 - 08:52 PM (#1922744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

King-Kong, who gave her

30 Dec 06 - 09:52 PM (#1922771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a lecture on

30 Dec 06 - 11:21 PM (#1922822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

not mistreating royalty

31 Dec 06 - 12:21 AM (#1922849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

during Kwanzaa.

Condoleezza

31 Dec 06 - 10:05 AM (#1923122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Rice pudding,pouted

31 Dec 06 - 12:05 PM (#1923216)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

because Kwanzaa Claus

31 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM (#1923388)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

no relation to

31 Dec 06 - 03:14 PM (#1923406)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Claus Bon Bulow,

31 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM (#1923412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

but Klaus Fuchs

31 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM (#1923424)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

"Klaus fuchs whom?"

01 Jan 07 - 06:23 PM (#1924309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Cynthia Glovetight Snugfit...

02 Jan 07 - 03:18 PM (#1924985)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had already visited

02 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM (#1924997)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

great vengeance upon

02 Jan 07 - 04:39 PM (#1925049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

mudcat members who

03 Jan 07 - 09:08 AM (#1925568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

refused to post

03 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM (#1925599)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

on THAT thread

03 Jan 07 - 10:31 AM (#1925628)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

- you know, that

03 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM (#1925744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

one who's subject

03 Jan 07 - 02:09 PM (#1925785)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Jerry Rasmussen

Funny you should say that, Ebbie. As I think I mentioned before in this thread, Ruth likes drinking out of thin china cups and I like mugs. Kinda like Jack Spratt and his wife. I must have at least a dozen mugs, so I'm ready for an invasion of friends. We also have thin china cups and saucers for those of Ruth's persuasion.

We aim to please all..

Jerry

03 Jan 07 - 09:09 PM (#1926077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

who broke the

03 Jan 07 - 09:19 PM (#1926080)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

record for the

03 Jan 07 - 09:21 PM (#1926082)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

longest missplaced post

03 Jan 07 - 09:25 PM (#1926085)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in the history

03 Jan 07 - 11:13 PM (#1926163)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of silly threads.

04 Jan 07 - 12:44 AM (#1926205)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and composing posts

04 Jan 07 - 09:06 AM (#1926358)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

as opposed to

04 Jan 07 - 09:16 AM (#1926362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

decomposing posts - eeewwww!

04 Jan 07 - 04:32 PM (#1926724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

compost heaps,fashionable

04 Jan 07 - 11:53 PM (#1927021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

in the upper

05 Jan 07 - 12:11 AM (#1927034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Volga, a region

05 Jan 07 - 11:24 AM (#1927395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of inpolite boatmen

05 Jan 07 - 11:29 AM (#1927398)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

singing vulgar boatsongs..

05 Jan 07 - 11:36 AM (#1927403)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to a balalaika

05 Jan 07 - 11:37 AM (#1927404)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and all that

(well I noticed the last post was 1066)

05 Jan 07 - 11:50 AM (#1927422)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and the other

05 Jan 07 - 03:49 PM (#1927631)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

was in plentiful

05 Jan 07 - 06:16 PM (#1927761)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

supply, especially as

05 Jan 07 - 07:28 PM (#1927810)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Uncle Norman Conquest

06 Jan 07 - 08:43 AM (#1928146)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had recently opened

06 Jan 07 - 09:50 AM (#1928192)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a few supermarkets

06 Jan 07 - 11:53 AM (#1928309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

. Tesco's was fucked

06 Jan 07 - 03:12 PM (#1928506)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,NorthernWrites

while subordinate Clauses

06 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM (#1928521)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

danced the polka

06 Jan 07 - 03:34 PM (#1928522)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with Morris Dancers

06 Jan 07 - 04:29 PM (#1928571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

who should have

06 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM (#1928653)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

been downsized,delocalised...

06 Jan 07 - 06:49 PM (#1928686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

castrated and beheaded

06 Jan 07 - 07:09 PM (#1928701)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

... unfortunately, the national

06 Jan 07 - 11:04 PM (#1928851)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

debt eliminated foreign

06 Jan 07 - 11:18 PM (#1928855)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Little Hawk

Absolutely NO snow.

07 Jan 07 - 12:51 AM (#1928889)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

(Tony, not Hank)

07 Jan 07 - 05:07 AM (#1928970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

I'm confused said

07 Jan 07 - 08:18 AM (#1929044)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the Queen, biting

07 Jan 07 - 08:21 AM (#1929047)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

into her scones

07 Jan 07 - 12:16 PM (#1929235)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

as jam dripped

07 Jan 07 - 12:52 PM (#1929272)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

over her royal

07 Jan 07 - 02:50 PM (#1929405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

lips, while singing

07 Jan 07 - 02:56 PM (#1929413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

The Nun's Chorus

07 Jan 07 - 03:26 PM (#1929430)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with 120 harlots

07 Jan 07 - 05:07 PM (#1929518)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Prince Harry.

07 Jan 07 - 06:22 PM (#1929621)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Then Al Quaeda

07 Jan 07 - 06:24 PM (#1929623)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and Al Sharpton

07 Jan 07 - 06:36 PM (#1929635)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

burst into the

07 Jan 07 - 09:14 PM (#1929819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

room stark naked

07 Jan 07 - 11:28 PM (#1929877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

except for a

07 Jan 07 - 11:33 PM (#1929879)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad

black leather codpiece

07 Jan 07 - 11:47 PM (#1929890)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

garnished with anchovies.

08 Jan 07 - 12:10 AM (#1929898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and fluffy lavender

08 Jan 07 - 12:56 AM (#1929911)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad again

bedsocks, impregnated with

08 Jan 07 - 02:05 AM (#1929926)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

impunity by the

08 Jan 07 - 03:46 AM (#1929950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Folk Mafia who

08 Jan 07 - 06:11 AM (#1930027)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

keep leaving horses

08 Jan 07 - 06:24 AM (#1930034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

heads lying about

08 Jan 07 - 06:36 AM (#1930035)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

their whereabouts whilst

08 Jan 07 - 09:23 AM (#1930154)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Morris dancing on

08 Jan 07 - 10:48 AM (#1930234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the run from

08 Jan 07 - 11:01 AM (#1930250)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

The Style Council

08 Jan 07 - 11:26 AM (#1930275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Isn't everybody?Over

08 Jan 07 - 02:37 PM (#1930482)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the hills and

08 Jan 07 - 02:40 PM (#1930485)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

under the bridge

08 Jan 07 - 05:33 PM (#1930684)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

(singing:) "to Grandmother's house

09 Jan 07 - 05:33 AM (#1931186)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with sawed-off banjos

09 Jan 07 - 07:33 AM (#1931244)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

concealed in their

09 Jan 07 - 07:44 AM (#1931252)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

diaphanous,scanty rainmacks

09 Jan 07 - 09:12 AM (#1931311)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

made of thorny

09 Jan 07 - 09:13 AM (#1931315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

pieces of polystyrene

09 Jan 07 - 09:35 AM (#1931346)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with zippers,allowing

09 Jan 07 - 03:24 PM (#1931663)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

passions which stood

09 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM (#1931750)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Upright,ridged,ready

09 Jan 07 - 05:28 PM (#1931758)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for dark, moist

09 Jan 07 - 05:40 PM (#1931775)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

juicy penetrations into

09 Jan 07 - 06:28 PM (#1931819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fresh blackberry jam

09 Jan 07 - 06:33 PM (#1931829)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in succulent tarts

09 Jan 07 - 06:41 PM (#1931837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and cunning stunts

09 Jan 07 - 06:54 PM (#1931849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

oozing perfumed elixirs

09 Jan 07 - 07:12 PM (#1931860)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

from their dreadlocks.

09 Jan 07 - 07:14 PM (#1931864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Meanwhile, back at

09 Jan 07 - 07:47 PM (#1931884)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

abatoir,accordions were

10 Jan 07 - 03:40 AM (#1932075)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

ceremonially burned by

10 Jan 07 - 05:10 AM (#1932113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the fire brigade

10 Jan 07 - 05:49 AM (#1932138)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to make room

10 Jan 07 - 05:57 AM (#1932143)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

for Line Dancing

10 Jan 07 - 06:23 AM (#1932158)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and karaoke, which

10 Jan 07 - 06:29 AM (#1932165)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

is contagious at

10 Jan 07 - 02:52 PM (#1932582)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

hip hop rap

10 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM (#1932603)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

land - the club

10 Jan 07 - 05:08 PM (#1932680)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

sandwich,turkey again,

10 Jan 07 - 06:25 PM (#1932731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

was devoured by

11 Jan 07 - 12:27 AM (#1932927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

turkey sandwich devourers

11 Jan 07 - 04:52 AM (#1933017)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

dressed as Morris

11 Jan 07 - 06:04 AM (#1933060)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dancers impersonating Morris

11 Jan 07 - 06:13 AM (#1933067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Dancer's children, such

11 Jan 07 - 06:18 AM (#1933072)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

fiendish tactics can't

11 Jan 07 - 07:16 AM (#1933100)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

be understood by

11 Jan 07 - 07:21 AM (#1933103)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the Morriss Police

11 Jan 07 - 07:34 AM (#1933112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

yet are perfectly

11 Jan 07 - 07:46 AM (#1933117)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

alleviated with aspirin

11 Jan 07 - 08:07 AM (#1933131)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a good

11 Jan 07 - 08:13 AM (#1933138)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

escape route,requiring

11 Jan 07 - 09:09 AM (#1933224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

wit and cunning

11 Jan 07 - 09:20 AM (#1933241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a huge

11 Jan 07 - 10:05 AM (#1933292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

talent for deception

11 Jan 07 - 11:47 AM (#1933394)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, being invisible helps

11 Jan 07 - 12:20 PM (#1933428)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

.INVISIBLE ACCORDION TERRORISTS!!!

11 Jan 07 - 02:55 PM (#1933526)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

who, disguised as















Please don't say musicians !!!!!

11 Jan 07 - 06:14 PM (#1933715)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

invisibly disguised,looking

11 Jan 07 - 06:22 PM (#1933722)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

like their background

11 Jan 07 - 06:23 PM (#1933724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

musically non-threatening

11 Jan 07 - 06:32 PM (#1933733)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

transparently translucent but

11 Jan 07 - 06:34 PM (#1933737)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

not translucently transparent

11 Jan 07 - 07:06 PM (#1933765)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

depending where you're

11 Jan 07 - 10:41 PM (#1933943)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

sticking your shillelagh.

11 Jan 07 - 11:52 PM (#1933973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Water boiled over

12 Jan 07 - 02:53 AM (#1934030)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

from the samovar

12 Jan 07 - 05:19 AM (#1934083)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

into the murky

12 Jan 07 - 05:24 AM (#1934087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

steamy trousers of

12 Jan 07 - 05:47 AM (#1934097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

time, which split

12 Jan 07 - 05:51 AM (#1934099)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the differentials dangling

12 Jan 07 - 05:56 AM (#1934107)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

their participles shamelessly

12 Jan 07 - 06:11 AM (#1934112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

cavorting to strange

12 Jan 07 - 06:13 AM (#1934115)
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From: *Laura*

and previously unexplored

12 Jan 07 - 06:16 AM (#1934118)
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From: David C. Carter

nether regions,situated

12 Jan 07 - 08:01 AM (#1934195)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

(I knew you were going to say nether regions....)


below several layers

12 Jan 07 - 08:12 AM (#1934204)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

LOL
of kilts,blowing

12 Jan 07 - 10:58 AM (#1934378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

freely and with

12 Jan 07 - 11:05 AM (#1934386)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

gay aberation considering

13 Jan 07 - 02:12 AM (#1935036)
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From: Genie

Father Damien's inclinations.

13 Jan 07 - 04:48 AM (#1935088)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

towards certain practices

13 Jan 07 - 05:34 AM (#1935113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

perfected from self

13 Jan 07 - 06:56 AM (#1935149)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

observation and hours

13 Jan 07 - 12:07 PM (#1935291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

cript creeping,waving

13 Jan 07 - 12:43 PM (#1935315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Crypt creeping,waving...

13 Jan 07 - 03:54 PM (#1935482)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the flag of

13 Jan 07 - 08:16 PM (#1935741)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

surrender.Unfortunately,George

13 Jan 07 - 11:37 PM (#1935878)
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From: Genie

Sand wore trousers

14 Jan 07 - 01:12 AM (#1935934)
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From: Cluin

out by rubbing

14 Jan 07 - 05:52 AM (#1936034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

her shaving kit

14 Jan 07 - 11:59 AM (#1936241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

up and down

14 Jan 07 - 12:01 PM (#1936244)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Gertrude Stein's upper

14 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM (#1936384)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and lower body

14 Jan 07 - 03:32 PM (#1936461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

into The Well

14 Jan 07 - 05:26 PM (#1936573)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Of Alice B.Toklas.

14 Jan 07 - 10:46 PM (#1936846)
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From: JennyO

stoned on her

15 Jan 07 - 02:20 AM (#1936962)
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From: Cluin

high horse while

15 Jan 07 - 03:10 AM (#1936973)
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From: JennyO

imitating Lady Godiva

15 Jan 07 - 03:24 AM (#1936979)
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From: fat B****rd

wearing nothing but

15 Jan 07 - 03:53 AM (#1936988)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a grin from

15 Jan 07 - 08:13 AM (#1937128)
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From: JennyO

the Cheshire cat

15 Jan 07 - 09:24 AM (#1937188)
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From: David C. Carter

to cover her

15 Jan 07 - 09:48 AM (#1937218)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

considerable assets, which

15 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM (#1937224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

when exibited,usually

15 Jan 07 - 10:30 AM (#1937259)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

caused a rise

15 Jan 07 - 10:32 AM (#1937261)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in the population

15 Jan 07 - 10:41 AM (#1937274)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of horny goats

15 Jan 07 - 10:45 AM (#1937279)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

shepherds.Cold water

15 Jan 07 - 10:47 AM (#1937282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Was often required

15 Jan 07 - 11:34 AM (#1937325)
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From: GUEST,Vlad the Inhaler

when vampire bats

15 Jan 07 - 11:35 AM (#1937327)
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From: JennyO

1900!!!

started sucking on

15 Jan 07 - 12:00 PM (#1937348)
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From: David C. Carter

Klaus Kinski's private

15 Jan 07 - 12:45 PM (#1937392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

stock of clementines

15 Jan 07 - 01:00 PM (#1937401)
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From: GUEST,Frug

Clementine purred contentedly

15 Jan 07 - 03:28 PM (#1937499)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

donned wooden boxes

15 Jan 07 - 05:29 PM (#1937641)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

looking like coffins

15 Jan 07 - 06:04 PM (#1937678)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and walked straight

16 Jan 07 - 01:30 AM (#1937933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

off the edge

16 Jan 07 - 03:20 AM (#1937962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

of darkness at

16 Jan 07 - 04:39 AM (#1937991)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

noon,flashing headlights

16 Jan 07 - 09:20 AM (#1938184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

were extremely disorientating

16 Jan 07 - 09:36 AM (#1938201)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to rabbits wearing

16 Jan 07 - 10:26 AM (#1938253)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

soft contact lenses

16 Jan 07 - 10:55 AM (#1938288)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

while comet gazing

16 Jan 07 - 10:59 AM (#1938291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

from a great

16 Jan 07 - 11:10 AM (#1938308)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

distance down under

16 Jan 07 - 11:21 AM (#1938323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

in Sydney's west

16 Jan 07 - 11:40 AM (#1938353)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

side brewery,completely

16 Jan 07 - 12:04 PM (#1938387)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

out of their

16 Jan 07 - 12:11 PM (#1938395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

pyjamas banging tambourines

16 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM (#1938744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and moon worshipping

17 Jan 07 - 05:08 AM (#1939171)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

,the judge sentenced

17 Jan 07 - 01:29 PM (#1939621)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

himself in absentia

17 Jan 07 - 01:54 PM (#1939651)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and accidentally declared

17 Jan 07 - 02:31 PM (#1939697)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

that Ned Kelly

17 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM (#1939740)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

wear a bucket

17 Jan 07 - 06:10 PM (#1939909)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

when he visits

18 Jan 07 - 04:52 AM (#1940261)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

The Rolling Stones

20 Jan 07 - 06:38 AM (#1942334)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

. The congregation exploded

20 Jan 07 - 07:29 AM (#1942360)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with excited indiference

20 Jan 07 - 08:20 PM (#1942920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and delicately scattered

20 Jan 07 - 09:27 PM (#1942950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

unmentionable body parts

21 Jan 07 - 04:26 AM (#1943068)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

to the four

21 Jan 07 - 06:20 AM (#1943109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

storey meat factory

21 Jan 07 - 07:06 AM (#1943127)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which made sausages

21 Jan 07 - 07:11 AM (#1943129)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unfit for animal

21 Jan 07 - 07:30 AM (#1943140)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lovers, because they

21 Jan 07 - 11:33 AM (#1943264)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had a hint

21 Jan 07 - 01:32 PM (#1943390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

that Mad Cow

21 Jan 07 - 03:00 PM (#1943472)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

mrs thatcher was

21 Jan 07 - 03:03 PM (#1943474)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unfit for animal

21 Jan 07 - 09:42 PM (#1943781)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

consumption, because she

22 Jan 07 - 04:26 AM (#1944013)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

contained venomous substances

22 Jan 07 - 05:53 AM (#1944051)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

disguised as caring

22 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM (#1944642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, if slightly overbearing,

22 Jan 07 - 04:59 PM (#1944720)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and totally peverse,

23 Jan 07 - 08:23 AM (#1945356)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump

things. The End.

23 Jan 07 - 09:11 AM (#1945385)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of her nose

23 Jan 07 - 02:41 PM (#1945772)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

dripped freely in

23 Jan 07 - 08:36 PM (#1946145)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the soup kitchens

26 Dec 08 - 12:18 AM (#2524768)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn

it was nice

26 Dec 08 - 03:06 AM (#2524805)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

The cheese flew

26 Dec 08 - 03:31 PM (#2525103)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

The wind broke

27 Dec 08 - 12:30 PM (#2525594)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: VirginiaTam

into Thunder monkey's

28 Dec 08 - 05:30 AM (#2525925)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Christmas pudding,just

28 Dec 08 - 06:07 PM (#2526230)
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From: Wincing Devil

makes me sick

29 Dec 08 - 06:29 AM (#2526461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in my socks

30 Dec 08 - 02:59 AM (#2527182)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

and my duck

30 Dec 08 - 11:53 AM (#2527496)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

and that's that!

30 Dec 08 - 03:56 PM (#2527727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

That's all she...

30 Dec 08 - 04:00 PM (#2527728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

had time for.

30 Dec 08 - 04:50 PM (#2527767)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Dear John, I

30 Dec 08 - 05:27 PM (#2527791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: maple_leaf_boy

purchased tube socks..........

30 Dec 08 - 05:46 PM (#2527804)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

,wrought iron pyjamas...

30 Dec 08 - 05:56 PM (#2527811)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

and killed you.

30 Dec 08 - 06:06 PM (#2527820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

I was struck

30 Dec 08 - 06:16 PM (#2527827)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

with an uncontrollable

30 Dec 08 - 06:24 PM (#2527837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

disinterested light stupor

30 Dec 08 - 06:48 PM (#2527862)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which rendered me

30 Dec 08 - 06:57 PM (#2527866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

blissfully jazzed in

30 Dec 08 - 07:03 PM (#2527872)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

WHICH ENDED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

31 Dec 08 - 01:00 PM (#2528416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Or so it

31 Dec 08 - 03:08 PM (#2528529)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

seems, and yet

31 Dec 08 - 03:24 PM (#2528543)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

inexplicably, strange gnomes

01 Jan 09 - 09:48 AM (#2528974)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator

who wore yellow

01 Jan 09 - 04:57 PM (#2529252)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

streaks down their

02 Jan 09 - 06:13 AM (#2529486)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

war-distorted faces

02 Jan 09 - 11:39 PM (#2530210)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

and into thier

03 Jan 09 - 09:14 AM (#2530390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

golden final years

03 Jan 09 - 09:58 AM (#2530411)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

started rampaging all

03 Jan 09 - 11:30 AM (#2530502)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator

through the fifth

03 Jan 09 - 11:53 AM (#2530516)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

symphony, conducted by

04 Jan 09 - 01:40 AM (#2530979)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Janie

Jim Morrison's ghost.

04 Jan 09 - 04:01 AM (#2531000)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator

eating a large

04 Jan 09 - 07:51 AM (#2531083)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

picture of Baudelaire

04 Jan 09 - 09:35 PM (#2531735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with yellow mustard

04 Jan 09 - 09:48 PM (#2531745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

and channeling Bob

04 Jan 09 - 11:38 PM (#2531787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Janie

who cheerfully remarked

05 Jan 09 - 01:55 AM (#2531818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jts

Christmas is over!