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13 Dec 04 - 09:39 AM (#1355543) Subject: BS: Jokes abut polticans banned. From: Peace Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'The title is not true. It was just to attract your attention by thinking jOhn started the thread. But they should be and he should have. Know any? (I said know any, not gettin' any.) An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought. |
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13 Dec 04 - 10:03 AM (#1355565) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Sttaw Legend True story not banned in this case but reprimanded "oh heck" |
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13 Dec 04 - 10:31 AM (#1355592) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: mooman I heard this one a while back about the Rev. Ian Paisley: ________________ Ian Paisley (from the pulpit): And yers'll all be cast doin' inta hell whar thor'll be a great weepin' and a gnashin' o' teeth Up speaks an old woman in the front row: But I havna got any teeth... Paisley (booming>: TEETH WULL BE PROVIDED!!! _________________ moo |
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13 Dec 04 - 12:34 PM (#1355717) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Peace S/he spoke from a solid position, with both feet firmly planted in midair. |
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13 Dec 04 - 12:40 PM (#1355725) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Rapparee Yes, I know some politicians. Many of them are jokes. |
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13 Dec 04 - 01:11 PM (#1355757) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Cllr Ggggggrrrrrrr |
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13 Dec 04 - 02:19 PM (#1355810) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Cluin How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Yeah, right... that's too much like actually doing something. |
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13 Dec 04 - 04:36 PM (#1355925) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Peace I am getting the distinct impression that no one finds anything funny about politicians. |
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13 Dec 04 - 04:56 PM (#1355940) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Benjamin Brucie, this isn't exactly a funny group of people all the time. I recomend you try this link. This guy actually did some research! BMW |
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13 Dec 04 - 05:16 PM (#1355962) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Cllr I can be funny, people laugh at me all the time. Cllr |
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13 Dec 04 - 05:19 PM (#1355966) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Mr Red how can you tell when a politician is lying? (excluding councillors of course) His mouth is moving. (or Her or It) |
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13 Dec 04 - 05:19 PM (#1355967) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Peace That link is beautiful, Benjamin. Beautiful. |
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13 Dec 04 - 07:09 PM (#1356058) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Bee-dubya-ell Sorta hard to make jokes about politicians when they do such good jobs of making jokes of themselves. Maybe that's why people like Bush get elected: Because we all need someone we can look down upon. (Neither of the above are jokes, just personal observations.) |
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13 Dec 04 - 07:17 PM (#1356063) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Liz the Squeak Let's keep the jokes and ban politicians? LTS |
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14 Dec 04 - 01:06 AM (#1356242) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Peace Maybe we could elect jokes. Just for a laugh. |
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14 Dec 04 - 03:45 AM (#1356327) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Cluin Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable. |
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14 Dec 04 - 04:31 AM (#1356354) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: mooman Also on a medical theme: ________________________ Medical science has now progressed to the point that brain transplants are possible.... A businessman who's brain is in serious need of replacement due to the excesses associated with his job goes to his neurosurgeon who shows him the range and price of what's available: "This one was the brain of an astrophysicist. A fine logical brain, only $20,000..." "Hmmm...OK" "And this one was the brain of a famous philosopher. Creative and freethinking. A snip at only $30,000..." "OK...what about that one over there? That looks in good condition. How much is that?" "Oh...that's $2,000,000 Mr Smith. It's very special. It was the brain of a politician!" "That's preposterous! Why is it so expensive!" "It's never been used..." ________________________ Peace moo |
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14 Dec 04 - 08:09 AM (#1356469) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Ellenpoly LTS, my thoughts exactly! ..xx..e |
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14 Dec 04 - 08:49 AM (#1356516) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Donuel After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help. The RCMP e-mailed the White House. "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down." |
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14 Dec 04 - 09:15 AM (#1356530) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: HuwG For some good politician jokes, try some of the comments from Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister. They may be a bit UK-heavy, but apparently the series went down quite well in the US. |
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14 Dec 04 - 03:31 PM (#1356901) Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned. From: Mr Red mooman I heard a variant of that joke about banjo players - where the tag line was - DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY (insert whipping dog here)'s BRAINS IT TAKES TO MAKE ONE POUND OF CERABELLUM? |