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14 Dec 04 - 03:11 PM (#1356878) Subject: Lyr Req: Need words to a twisted Xmas song From: Terry Allan Hall It's a R-rated take-off on "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" called "Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindeer"...heard it on the radio a few years ago and have searched for the words ever since! T.Y.I.A. and Happy Holidays!!! |
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14 Dec 04 - 03:13 PM (#1356880) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Need words to a twisted Xmas song From: Cluin Never heard that one. I've heard "Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck" by Da Yoopers, though... |
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21 May 16 - 11:53 PM (#3791467) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer From: GUEST,Rabs http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/elmopatsy9.shtml Enjoy! |
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22 May 16 - 01:52 AM (#3791472) Subject: ADD: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer From: Joe Offer Hmmm. I don't quite get it. The first message, posted in 2004 by Terry Allan Hall, requests the lyrics. Then in 2016, Rabs poosts this link: It's apparently the Website of Terry Allan Hall, with lyrics by Terry Allan Hall. Go figure. Anyhow, here are the lyrics: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer (Terry Allan Hall) Grandma got knocked up by a reindeer Said it was the best sex of her life For 40 years, she's been schtupping Grandpa Now Prancer's gonna make her his new wife! Lately Grandma's been so moody Since Grandpa ran away With a 19-year old stripper Can't blame her that she kinda felt betrayed But she was different Christmas morning She was joyous, bright and gay We assumed she was enjoying All the fun involved with this Happy Holiday (chorus) She no longer moons for Grandpa Say's he wasn't great in the sack Says now she's getting better Buck-lure is her aphrodesiac Still the family is pretty worried And they honestly have a reason And I wonder about my new Uncle And how we'll keep him home during Hunting Season (chorus) |
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22 May 16 - 09:00 AM (#3791515) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer From: CupOfTea Wow Joe, you do seem to have to wade in some fairly deep muck for the sake of all our lyrical edification. Much as I enjoy bawdy song, just the title of this made both my "ICK" and "tacky" meters redline. A sense of humor and of decorum don't have to be mutually exclusive, do they? Joanne in Cleveland |
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22 May 16 - 09:59 AM (#3791522) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer From: GUEST,HiLo These must be the worst lyrics ever, just awful. |