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21 Nov 98 - 02:38 PM (#46380) Subject: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Crystal Patterson Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'I'm in a bluegrass band and we are looking for some really good banjo picker jokes for a Christmas party we are playing at. Can anyone help????? |
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21 Nov 98 - 04:19 PM (#46389) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Roger in Baltimore Crystal, These three banjo pickers walked past a bar... no, seriously, it could happen. From another thread I found this site. click here. I haven't checked it myself. Most any search engine will take you to places you might rather not go if you search under "banjo jokes". How can you tell if the stage is level? The banjo player drools from both sides of his mouth. Quality always varies. Gotta go emcee an Anne Hills concert. It's tough work, but someone has to do it. Roger in Baltimore |
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21 Nov 98 - 07:56 PM (#46399) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: dick greenhaus It's been said (by a banjo player) that lousy bajo players play Scruggs; mediocre ones play bluegrass and good ones play music. |
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21 Nov 98 - 08:26 PM (#46407) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: And I heard that a gentleman in Arkansas was a man that could play the banjo......but didn't |
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21 Nov 98 - 10:53 PM (#46411) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Barbara Shaw You can find lots of banjo jokes in the thread Banjo Jokes.
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21 Nov 98 - 11:40 PM (#46415) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: murray@mpce.mq.edu.au There have been a slew of them on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.acoustic I only recall a few:
Q: What is the difference between an onion and a banjo? Q: What would happen if the banjo were left out of a bluegrass band? Q: What is perfect banjo pitch? Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by these jokes do not reflect my own. Murray |
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22 Nov 98 - 08:30 AM (#46447) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: nielen, dk Try this one: http://www.wsnet.com/~phil/banjokes.html |
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22 Nov 98 - 09:07 AM (#46451) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Bobby Bob, Ellan Vannin The old chestnut amongst jazz musicians was that if you only have six months to live, you should go and live with a banjo player. You'll still only have six months to live, but it'll seem longer. Bobby Bob |
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22 Nov 98 - 06:51 PM (#46494) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Dan Keding How do you get a banjo player off your front porch??? Pay for the pizza. Did you hear about the guitar player that locked his keys in his car?? It took him almost an hour to get it open and let the banjo player out. What do you call a banjo player that just broke up with his girl friend?? Homeless. How do you know its a banjo player at your front door?? The knocking gets faster and faster and they don't know when to come in. Enjoy Dan |
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22 Nov 98 - 07:13 PM (#46499) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Barbara Shaw A banjo player died and went to the pearly gates, and St. Peter said, "A banjo picker, eh? And bluegrass at that. With a background like that, you'll have to take a special test for admission. The test is to tell me what is God's first name?"
The banjo picker said, "Oh, that's easy. God's first name is Andy. We sing to him at Sunday school every week: |
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22 Nov 98 - 07:29 PM (#46501) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Big Mick There is a banjo player in Michigan. He plays in my band. And he hates every one of you. :-)) Mick |
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23 Nov 98 - 07:53 AM (#46566) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: DonMeixner How do you get a banjo player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. Where there are four banjo players, you can usually find fifth. You can always tell a banjo player, you just can't tell him much. |
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23 Nov 98 - 08:26 AM (#46568) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Big Mick And my favorite banjo joke from a previous thread. If you see a banjo and an accordion laying in the road, which one do you run over first? The banjo, business before pleasure. Mick |
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24 Nov 98 - 02:40 AM (#46620) Subject: RE: Wanted: Banjo Picker Jokes From: Crystal Patterson Thank you all for writing!!! I laughed so hard I cried!!! I can't decide which to use first!! They were all great!! Thanks again!! Crystal Patterson "Out of the Woodwork" |