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16 Dec 04 - 03:31 PM (#1359033) Subject: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Little Hawk Feel free to vote on this vitally important issue, so I can determine where to tell certain people to go when they've overstepped the line! Vote carefully and vote often. |
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16 Dec 04 - 03:41 PM (#1359042) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Speaking for myself and all my minions, i can inform you that Hell is just fine. I've never been to Hull, however. Love and Jellybabies, Satan xxx PS- Do you think Beelzebub sounds classier than Satan?? I've been thinking about changing it... |
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16 Dec 04 - 03:53 PM (#1359052) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Crikey! That's a poser. That's a tough one. 'Ull is an 'orrible place, but 'Ell is no bed of roses either. I fink 'Ell might be worse, but that depends on where jOhn from 'Ull is at any given moment. As 'e is in 'Ull right now (I assume), it might be that 'Ull is worse off at the moment. It's 'ard to say. Mr Satan, I fink you ought to go wif "Beelzebub" because it sounds so bleedin' UGLY! And I don't believe for one minute that you 'ave not been to 'Ull! Don't make laugh. You've got yer greasy 'ands right in the middle of most of wot goes on in 'Ull, in my opinion. - Mrs Olive Whatnoll |
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16 Dec 04 - 03:58 PM (#1359057) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: PoppaGator Is there a difference? Every time I see the thread title "Muppet in Hull" while scanning through the forum, I think I'm reading "Muppet in Hell." Very disconcerting -- my kids always loved Ernie and Bert and all them! |
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16 Dec 04 - 04:29 PM (#1359078) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Lord, no...i've never been to Hull. We have enough trouble keeping Kelloholm good and rancid. Love and Jellybabies, Beelzebub (thanks for the advice, there! ) |
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16 Dec 04 - 05:25 PM (#1359110) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Linda Kelly Hull is fine too thanks all the same -please leave us to get on with it. |
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16 Dec 04 - 05:54 PM (#1359127) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Bill D I suppose the question is: "Where is the curry hotter?" |
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16 Dec 04 - 06:49 PM (#1359161) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Mr Red Halifax! |
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16 Dec 04 - 08:54 PM (#1359248) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: curmudgeon Went to Hell once. It was rubbish. |
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17 Dec 04 - 12:10 AM (#1359350) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: number 6 So curmudgeon you've been to Saint John N.B. Next time your here let me know, drop on over at our place for a cuppa ! |
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17 Dec 04 - 01:40 AM (#1359386) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST Hull is worse - it is an intellectual version of the later but it is seriously lacking sex, academic study, any good beer, and one of which can easily raise to spirits to heaven. Hull is Hell. |
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17 Dec 04 - 03:37 AM (#1359418) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Mingulay Hull cannot be Hell. The Humber estuary is the arsehole of the world and Hull is only part way up it. Hell, therefore, must be in or near Goole Beelzebub, that's a devil of a name! |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:04 AM (#1359429) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Paco Rabanne Barrow is far worse than Hull, and further up the estuary. |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:16 AM (#1359439) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Sttaw Legend They say Thorngumbald is interesting this time of the year. |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:23 AM (#1359441) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Paco Rabanne My mther in law lives in Hooks Lane, small world eh? |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:36 AM (#1359449) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant I must say i'm really very offended by all this. Here in Hell, we have put a lot of effort into ensuring it's the most unpleasant bottom-burning (we have hot curry too, you know) place in the known universe. I can't imagine this Hull you speak of being worse... Love and Jellybabies, Beelzebub |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:37 AM (#1359452) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: muppett Wot about Halifax ? |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:50 AM (#1359456) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 http://biblia.com/jesusbible/job6c2.htm Thought you might find this interesting, see you when you get down here boys and girls, there will be no jellybabies when I'm in charge Lucifer |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:52 AM (#1359457) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Gervase Difficult one - Hell is other people, but around here many of them seem to live in Hull. On the whole, Hell's probably warmer, and most of my friends will be there, so it's the smell of brimstone and burning bottoms for me any day! |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:54 AM (#1359458) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant An imposter, an imposter! I bet it's that scamp Marilyn Manson... he's about as demonic as an ickle fluffy kitten on barbituates... Love and Jellybabies, Beelzebub xxx |
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17 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM (#1359474) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson You've got some bloody nerve muppet criticising Halifax when you come from Bradfud. Actually Halifax is a bit of a shithouse but this fred is about 'ull and 'ell. 'ull must be worse cos 'ell is an hypothetical state of mind and therefore does not exist in reallity. Ergo as it does not exist in reallity we have nothing to compare it to, nobody has ever come back from 'ell and said " that was like being in 'ull " So as 'ull gets more slagging off than any other place it must be worse than 'ell. eric [ in Halifax ] |
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17 Dec 04 - 05:24 AM (#1359477) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: muppett Eric, Remember the Song from Hell, Hull & Halifax, good Lord deliver me !!!!!!!! |
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17 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM (#1359478) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Eric as the poem goes From Hull and Halifax and Hell Good Lord deliver me There are all together as one, therefore must be as bad as each other Bye the way, see you soon ............ Lucifer |
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17 Dec 04 - 05:45 AM (#1359497) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Sweetfia Bored. |
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17 Dec 04 - 05:47 AM (#1359501) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Want a job shovelling coke Lucifer |
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17 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM (#1359514) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Galadriel Hell is better everytime You meet a higher standard of person |
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17 Dec 04 - 06:13 AM (#1359519) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST galadriel, you need to know where to look. |
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17 Dec 04 - 09:27 AM (#1359670) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson Hell is warm beer, nitro keg shite, supermarket muzac, line dancing and fecking karaoke, not necessarily in that order. amen, eric |
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17 Dec 04 - 09:58 AM (#1359693) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Flash Company Muppett, you saved me the trouble of posting Hull, Hell & Halifax, I'm surprised no-one came up with it sooner. Oh, and it's old, My Gran used to say it! FC |
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17 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM (#1359697) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Oh No Eric, that what you get if your good, hell is far worse than that, we have Bodhran players on every corner, American Budweiser, McCains Pizzas for EVERY meal and the men have to dance as Majorettes Bye, see soon Lucifer |
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17 Dec 04 - 10:07 AM (#1359702) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: mooman Hull in better. No Curry Ship in Hell. Peace moo |
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17 Dec 04 - 10:29 AM (#1359722) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Oh yes there is ....... is sells Vesta Curries Lucifer |
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17 Dec 04 - 12:08 PM (#1359810) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Bruce Baillie ...I have a work colleague from Hull, he lives in Bradford, does that say it all? |
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17 Dec 04 - 12:28 PM (#1359822) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Leadfingers Hell MUST be worse - Its the only place I can think of that has more Folkies than 'Ull !!! |
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17 Dec 04 - 01:15 PM (#1359844) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll Hell is worse, but only by the slimmest of margins. I was once driven out of Hull at gunpoint by an enraged husband. I have also been booed and spat upon by hostile audiences in Hull. I do not recommend reading poetry there at all. |
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17 Dec 04 - 01:33 PM (#1359857) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Hell is worse, it's full of politicians and businessmen... Love and jellybabies, Beelzebub |
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17 Dec 04 - 04:05 PM (#1359935) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Mr Red Guest 666 and eric the pardon me for being a pedant (which is hell for other people) but it was not a poem per se - it was a LITANY And Hell never had a Building Society - AFAIK |
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18 Dec 04 - 12:35 AM (#1360206) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,.gargoyle Last summer's excursions in the UK were heavenily
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20 Dec 04 - 11:20 AM (#1361578) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Mr Red ....... if you want to be pedantic the poem was called "The Dalesman's Litany" Looking forward to seeing you and Eric shortly, we have a special place for pedants Kind Regards Lucifer |
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20 Dec 04 - 05:10 PM (#1361826) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Mr Red Lucie That is, in my pedantic book, A litany - (cf poem) - THE is not generic enough - I could have discoursed on the similarity to a CURSE but my fellow pedants would have revoked my membership (nearly) had I tried to go to close to that edge. And don't we all share a certain postion on the tera tera hertz part of the spectrum? AND doesn't Old Nick himself draw specific attention (and adherence to) to those parts of his contracts AND isn't that pedantry in the extreme - ? Well Oh pedantic one? I'll see you in HELL first........... Yours Warmly......... |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:40 PM (#1361922) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Georgiansilver Surely only those who live in Hull during their lifetime and hell after death can make fair comment on the question..can we reach them somehow? Best wishes. |
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20 Dec 04 - 06:40 PM (#1361923) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Georgiansilver Perhaps if and when we join them, we will know eh?? |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:06 PM (#1361948) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Bunnahabhain Maybe, Georgian silver, maybe.... But could it be the case that anybody living in Hull for a significant length of time is displaying a certain lack of judgement that means we wouldn't trust their judgement. Plus, it gets round the problem of contacting hell. You don't hail from hull do you? |
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20 Dec 04 - 07:13 PM (#1361953) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Georgiansilver I don't hail from Hull but I know a certain amount of very intellegent and admirable people who do! Best wishes. |
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21 Dec 04 - 03:29 AM (#1362132) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Davetnova Kelloholm is definitely the worst. |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM (#1362187) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson Looking forward to meeting you too guest 666 but I'm not holding my breath. Incidently how will global warming arrect you ? eric |
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21 Dec 04 - 04:54 AM (#1362204) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Have to say global warming doesn't arrect us at all |
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21 Dec 04 - 06:15 AM (#1362268) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant I'll second the Kelloholm vote. We in hell are constantly striving to reach such levels of infernalness... Love and jellybabies, Satan xxx (So, i changed my mind again. Us girls can do that.) |
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21 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM (#1362281) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson AFFECT !!!!!! FFS eric |
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21 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM (#1362300) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Just as I thought ...... there's no f in arrects |
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16 Jan 05 - 12:28 AM (#1379794) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Non Confirmist I have subsisted in this God Forsaken SHITHUSE fo many years. It stinks of festering corrupt Polititions,along with the rancid smell of chip fat, and you cannot go anywhere without being Mugged, Raped, or Murdered. It also has the largest Council estate in Europe (Bransholme) where all of Satans Demons live, so I firmly Beleive that Hull is Hell on earth. |
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16 Jan 05 - 12:45 AM (#1379802) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull That bloke off the telly waht pretends to be a chicken is from hull, you can often see him in the betting shop in town. |
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16 Jan 05 - 04:59 AM (#1379903) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,eric the red New contender, Sheffield. [ same poem ] I've walked at' neet through't Sheffield lane. Well 'twere same as being in hell, Where furnaces thrust out tongues of flame, That roared like' wind on't fell eric |
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16 Jan 05 - 02:12 PM (#1379982) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: mack/misophist Hell gets a lot of bad press but it's damnably hard to verify the things said about it. Since Hull's detracters are so readily available, one is forced to believe that Hull is worse. You have to go with the best evidence. |
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16 Jan 05 - 04:56 PM (#1380071) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST RE: "Dalesman's liturgy" Hull - Those taken up for vagrancy, drunkeness or otherwise thrown into the local lock-up were liable (thanks to the local magistrates) for impressmernt into the Navy at times of a 'Hot Press'. Halifax - The town of Halifax employed an early form of Guillotine ('The Halifax Gibbet'), IIRC they were fairly swift in its employment (I seem to recall reading somewhere of thieves taken on one market day and topped on the next). Hell - I'll leave that to others. Fom Hell, Hull and Halifax, Good Lord Deliver me. (On of my old bosses - a Yorkshireman himself - used to quote it as: "From Elland, Hull and Halifax..." - Ah well, there's nowt so queer as folk.) Walrus |
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16 Jan 05 - 05:13 PM (#1380082) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: s&r Litany Stu |
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17 Jan 05 - 02:09 PM (#1380752) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Come on leadfingers, if you want to avoid folkies, HEAVEN is the one to steer clear of. All those celts playing harps on a cumulus. I'll take 'ell and 'ull in turn for the rest of eternity if I get my druthers. Don T. |
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17 Jan 05 - 05:56 PM (#1380904) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge Hull is worse than Hell. I can vouch for that, because I have been to Hull. It's a dreadful place. Anything bad you can say about a city can be said about Hull. It's filthy, depressing, and crime-ridden. Its denizens must rank among the very worst dregs of humanity. At first I was disturbed at the thought of how an immense tidal wave could at any moment come off the North Sea and annihilate Hull, but then I got to thinking about Hull, and I read this thread, and it became plain to me that if Hull were wiped out in an instant, it could only benefit the rest of the British Isles. Hull is unspeakably awful. It's like a nightmare, frozen in time. It's like a thousand days spent eating cold oatmeal while watching the teletubbies! And you know why it's definitely worse than Hell? Because Hell doesn't exist, that's why! If Hell did exist, they would be jealous of Hull and would probably relocate there as soon as they could bribe the city council and get the place rezoned. * Veronica * |
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18 Jan 05 - 04:54 PM (#1381661) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: s6k yes you are right, but there are some good people here |
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18 Jan 05 - 09:58 PM (#1381900) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST Norman Collier, Sir j0hn, thats the chap! |
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19 Jan 05 - 02:13 AM (#1382029) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Sidewinder The man who helped abolish slavery was from Hull (William Wilberforce) and "The Beautiful South" and Tom Courtney the actor who starred as "Billy Liar" and "The Spiders from Mars" and 2 winners of "Stars in Your Eyes" and one of "The League of Gentlemen" and Robinson Crusoe I was lead to believe so Hull can't be all that bad can it? Regards. Sidewinder. |
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19 Jan 05 - 02:18 AM (#1382030) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Norman Collier is rubbish, he;s not even funny. |
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19 Jan 05 - 10:28 AM (#1382292) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Les from Hull But look at all the famous people that Hell can claim! |
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19 Jan 05 - 11:03 AM (#1382323) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: s6k touché |
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19 Jan 05 - 11:19 AM (#1382334) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: IanC The beer's better in Hell. ;-) |
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19 Jan 05 - 09:18 PM (#1382804) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Sidewinder Burn Baby Burn! I thought Hull was full of Ye Olde traditional public bars where people still stood around pianos singing Danny Boy with sawdust underfoot. Where everybody knows your name and can tell what you drink by the cut of your jib etc. Without the big screen loud hailers that now seem to permeate the watering holes of Merry Old England and farther afield. Surely you are not going to shatter my illusion of an untouched and unspoiled corner of civilisation where traditional folk music and quality ale await the weary traveller. Regards. Sidewinder. |
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22 Jan 05 - 05:07 AM (#1385023) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Sidewinder No Answer? Oh! Well C'est la vie. Adios Sidewinder. |
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22 Jan 05 - 09:04 AM (#1385120) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Hand-Pulled Boy Kingston upon Hell could rightly take Hull's crown as the binge drinking capital of the universe, but it'll be a close run thing. |
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22 Jan 05 - 10:14 AM (#1385181) Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant The beer is very good in Hell. The refrigeration equipment isn't up to much, though. Love, Satan xxx |