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BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread

23 Dec 04 - 04:42 AM (#1363868)
Subject: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

So, wot's yer tipple?


23 Dec 04 - 04:48 AM (#1363872)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Metchosin

Glenmorangie


23 Dec 04 - 04:51 AM (#1363874)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Metchosin

Wots yours?


23 Dec 04 - 04:56 AM (#1363876)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

This will upset many people who may visit this thread. The will consider it blasphemy, and there was a time I would have agreed with them.

Scotch--and milk. In a ratio of four to one. No ice. I usually start with three ounces of milk thus necessitating twelve ounces of scotch. Two glasses of that and I'm ready for me bed.


23 Dec 04 - 05:03 AM (#1363878)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Sttaw Legend

brucie there must be an antidote for your problem please see your doctor


23 Dec 04 - 05:05 AM (#1363879)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

I could always use an anecdote for my problems. You figger my doctor would have some?


23 Dec 04 - 05:10 AM (#1363880)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Sttaw Legend

brucie this is what happened very rapidly to the last person who drank milk and scotch


23 Dec 04 - 05:13 AM (#1363883)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Cllr

does anyone remember the song "got me on milk and alcohol" Cllr


23 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM (#1363884)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

Jaysus. I'll have to give up the milk then. Thank you for warning me. Whew. Close call. And I never looked that good to begin with. Another twenty years and I'd have looked awful. Thank you, Sttaw, oh, thank you.


23 Dec 04 - 05:18 AM (#1363885)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

From the album Doctor's Orders

(nick lowe/gypie mayo)

White boy in town
Big black, blue sound
Night club, i paid in
I got a stamp on my skin

Main attraction dead on his feet
Black man rhythm with a white boy beat
They got him on milk and alcohol
They got him on milk and alcohol

Stay put i wanna go
Hard work, bad show
More liquor, it don't help
He's gonna die, it breaks my heart

I decided eventually
This ain't doing a thing for me
They got him on milk and alcohol
They got him on milk and alcohol

- guitar solo -

They got him on milk and alcohol
They got him on milk and alcohol
They got him on milk and alcohol
They got him on milk and alcohol

Got up, i walked out
To the car, start it up
Feel bad, sad night
I never saw a red light

Sirens were a screamin' all around
I pulled on over and i shut her down
A black cop gave me a shove with his gun
Said up against the wall and don't make a run
They got me on milk and alcohol
They got me on milk and alcohol

from www.asklyrics.com/display/Milk_Alcohol_LYRICS/191188


23 Dec 04 - 05:19 AM (#1363887)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Sttaw Legend

Just for the record this is one of my fovourite mouthwashes Old Peculiar


23 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM (#1363888)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

"Tasting notes: its initial sweetness is, apparently, "of roasted and vinous notes with a subtle bitter aftertaste". Strong fruitiness, often with "banana notes" standing out, is derived from Old Peculier's fermentation process."

Sttaw: the quote is from the link you posted. What the heck does it mean?


23 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM (#1363890)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Sttaw Legend

brucie it means that who ever wrote it had just drank about 10 pints and swallowed a dictionary.


23 Dec 04 - 05:32 AM (#1363896)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

LOLOLOL

Your reply is the absolutely funniest rejoinder I have ever read on the 'cat.

I had to type the above line about three times because I can't stop laughing. LOL


23 Dec 04 - 05:36 AM (#1363899)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

I'm still laughing and now I have tears in my eyes. And my stomach is starting to ache a little. And I have the giggles.


23 Dec 04 - 05:39 AM (#1363902)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

'Strong fruitiness, often with "banana notes" standing out'

LOL

Ol' Chongo's really gonna go for this.


23 Dec 04 - 05:40 AM (#1363903)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Paco Rabanne

Rioja with two fluid ounces of marmite in it.


23 Dec 04 - 05:46 AM (#1363905)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

But does it have banana notes?


23 Dec 04 - 05:55 AM (#1363910)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

"Come mister tallyman, tally me banana notes"


23 Dec 04 - 06:04 AM (#1363917)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: polaitaly

Chianti ( red red wine)
pol


23 Dec 04 - 06:04 AM (#1363918)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: diesel

Bannanas ?

Baileys and brandy if I'm on a bender, or 2 pints of Guinness followed by a cognac if it's a nice quite evening....

Glenmorangie is good but chilled from the freezer is even better.
Jameson otherwise but 12yr old Blackbush preferably.

Diesel


23 Dec 04 - 06:39 AM (#1363934)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: gnu

Alfred Lamb's Palm Breeze amber rum and Coke. Many's a night old Al and I told lies by the fire until the frost fell. Or one of us fell.


23 Dec 04 - 09:25 AM (#1364038)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: McGrath of Harlow

Milk and whisk(e)y has always been a good nightcap. Preferably warm milk. Or there's always Baileys and the various Baileys clones - whiskey, cream and honey and so forth.

People who get all reverential about (alcoholic) spirits seem to me to have hold of the wrong end of the stick. These are ingredients to be used in whatever way seems most appropriate at the time. Ingredients in life, and ingredients in food and drink as well.


23 Dec 04 - 09:43 AM (#1364047)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

I like whisky, and beer. Or, i did. Don't drink now...tried non-alchoholic beer, but then i thought...what's the effing point? Midori and lemonade, too. Midori's melony.


23 Dec 04 - 09:57 AM (#1364063)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Oh, crap. I just realised i'm going to be sober this Christmas. If you don't hear from me after the 25th, i'll be in a mental institution.


23 Dec 04 - 09:58 AM (#1364064)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Cllr

Have some midori m'dear Hmmmmmmmmm I might hace something there, Cllr


23 Dec 04 - 10:07 AM (#1364071)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay

If it tastes good, is alcoholic and too much makes you nose bleed (when you fall on your face) don't try to analyse it.

The most ridiculous tasting notes I've ever come across described a wine as having the taste of the feeling of someone who has just left the room.

I like Drambuie. I also like a really good bitter of about 5%. I wold kill for 18 yo Glenturret single malt.


23 Dec 04 - 10:09 AM (#1364074)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

I had a boyfriend with a rich dad who collected whiskies...i tasted quite a few that were older than me.


23 Dec 04 - 10:28 AM (#1364098)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Strollin' Johnny

Bunnahabhainn.
S:0)
PS - wot sort of pillock measures liquid by weight? By definition, ounces are a dry measure, for liquids you need a measure by volume - i.e. litres (or pints in old money)! Presumably these guys don't go to the corner-shop and ask for a pound of milk, so why measure alcoholic drinks in ounces? Makes no sense. LOL!


23 Dec 04 - 10:33 AM (#1364105)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Cllr

Bi- boyfriends, rich dads or whiskies? Cllr


23 Dec 04 - 10:45 AM (#1364115)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Dave Hanson

whisky and night nurse.

eric


23 Dec 04 - 10:54 AM (#1364125)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay

SJ, have you never heard of fluid ounces?

Cllr, I hope the young lady was referring to the whiskies!


23 Dec 04 - 11:22 AM (#1364150)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Oh dear, that's a point. I meant whiskies, but it's equally applicable to boyfriends. Not rich dads, though...


23 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM (#1364158)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Strollin' Johnny

Yes I have, but try going to a pub and asking for an ounce of whisky. Doesn't work.


23 Dec 04 - 12:08 PM (#1364194)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Bar optics used to be measured in fl.oz. I think the standard was 1/6th fl.oz. per shot. It is now some miniscule fraction of a litre.

Thank you for your clarification BI. Now we know what you do with your boyfriends, but is this before or after the whisky?


23 Dec 04 - 12:09 PM (#1364196)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Depends on how rich their dads are.


23 Dec 04 - 12:17 PM (#1364202)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Oh! Picky!


23 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1364237)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

I prefer discerning.


23 Dec 04 - 01:12 PM (#1364261)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: PoppaGator

1) A shot, or jigger, is one-and-one-half fluid ounces. I'm very sorry to learn that the "English" system of measures has already been forgotten by English adults, and that we Americans have to carry on this archaic tradition by ourselves.

2) "The doctor got me on/
He got me on milk/
cream/
and alco-ho-o-o-ol"
-- John Lee Hooker, "Serve You Right to Suffer"

I'm sure that John Lee's song predates, and is probably consciously quoted by, Nick Lowe's. Hooker and Van Morrison once recorded a great duet version of "Serve You Right to Suffer."

3) Milk and alcohol isn't all *that* weird a combination. Consider the White Russian, Brandy Alexander,and that Mardi Gras Morning favorite, Brandy Milk Punch. I'm partial to Irish whiskey and milk (or half-and-half); especially since having my throat ravaged by invasive medical treatment, it's become difficult for me to knock back straight whiskey. I also recommend Irish plus coffee liqueur (Kahlua or generic equivalent) with milk -- same as a White Russian but substituting whiskey for vodka (or, you could think of it as Irish Coffee without the coffee).

In the film "The Great Lebowski," the title character has a serious White Russian habit, and refers to his drink of choice as a "Caucasian." Makes sense, since the word "Caucasian" refers both to the "white" "race" and to a mountain range near the southwestern border of Russian and well within the boundaries of the former Soviet Union. I've taken to calling my variation an "Irish Caucasian," but perhaps someone could suggest a better name.


23 Dec 04 - 02:47 PM (#1364333)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Doesn't the whisky curdle the milk?


23 Dec 04 - 02:59 PM (#1364340)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: PoppaGator

Naah, the whiskey doesn't hurt the milk at all, just improves it.

Besides the milk-based drinks already mentioned, consider that seasonal favorite, egg nog. Booze + dairy = no problem. Also, pre-mixed cordials like Bailey's are made with whiskey and cream.

Now, I once met a man who drank *gin* and milk. Now, THAT's weird!


23 Dec 04 - 03:02 PM (#1364343)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

"Oh, crap. I just realised i'm going to be sober this Christmas. If you don't hear from me after the 25th, i'll be in a mental institution."

So, exactly what IS your impression of the Mudact?


23 Dec 04 - 03:03 PM (#1364345)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Good point, Brucie...


23 Dec 04 - 03:05 PM (#1364346)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

"So, exactly what IS your impression of the Mudact?"

Obviously not using enough milk.


24 Dec 04 - 03:27 AM (#1364705)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Strollin' Johnny

I was only leg-pulling. It's Christmas.


24 Dec 04 - 04:31 AM (#1364718)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

Get yer hand off my leg!

It's not my hand.

Yeah, well, it's not my leg.


Hey, SJ. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, buddy.


24 Dec 04 - 05:05 AM (#1364729)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Sttaw Legend

Morning brucie, I hope you didn't overdo it with the milk last night


03 Jan 05 - 07:55 PM (#1370490)
Subject: RE: BS: Mouthwash: non-political thread
From: Peace

Seems like only yesterday I was here. In fact, until I looked at the date I thought it WAS yesterday when I was here. Hope y'all had a good holiday season.

BM