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BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!

31 Dec 04 - 12:35 PM (#1368251)
Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: CarolC

Ha! Gotcha.


31 Dec 04 - 12:46 PM (#1368265)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: catspaw49

Let me get this one in right away and save the thread from the clutches of Joe Offer!!

Hey Bee Dub!!!!!!

Fuck Ya' and Happy Birthday too.........

Spaw


31 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1368270)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Rapparee

Happy birthday to you,
Your nose is so red,
You're a another year older
And soon you'll be dead.

               --copyright by me, some years back.


31 Dec 04 - 12:54 PM (#1368275)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Peace

Happy Birthday to you,
When you get out of bed,
Hobble to the computer
And post to this thread.


31 Dec 04 - 12:58 PM (#1368278)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Tweed

Happy Birthday Beedubz.
Wish I could write a suitable pome like you did for on mine last year, but I am only a Duck and not the Poet Lariot like you are, so I ain't gonna try that at all. I will play happy birthday on my accordeen in yore honor though, az I know how much you would enjoy hearing that.

Yores truly,
Tweed


31 Dec 04 - 02:19 PM (#1368335)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Bat Goddess

Oh, geeze -- maybe I should send you another rock!

Happy B.D.!!!

Linn


31 Dec 04 - 02:43 PM (#1368354)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Amos

Here's a rock for ya, good buddy:

(Fade in wild stretch notes in a fast blues pattern....)

Way down south where the pam tree sways
Out in the woods past the Everglades
There lives an ancient hippy boy, and strange to tell
He goes by the handle of B W L
He don't work in no office, his bills to pay
He just sits around home and works with clay all day!
And when he gets sore an' wants to howl at the moon
He whups out a guitar and knocks out a toon!

Oh, go, go, BW, go!
Oh, go, go, BW, go,
Tell those ofay muthahs they kin jes' go to hell,
An; have a nice Burfday, Bee Doublya Ell!

(Fade out rabid boogie guitar beat and rockola drum set.....)

(Additional verses left as an exercise for the demented....)


31 Dec 04 - 03:01 PM (#1368370)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Metchosin

He carries a chainsaw and a guitar in a gunny sack
To help him clear the path when he got back
The trees around his garden sorta looked like hell
But we're sure glad their falling didn't ring his bell
Oh, go, go, BW, go!
Oh, go, go, BW, go,
Bee Doublya Ell


31 Dec 04 - 03:16 PM (#1368391)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: GUEST

brucie plays a mean guitar
and throws his pots both near and far!
for his birthday give him blades
for chainsaw messes he has mades
or give him bonfires high and mighty
to burn the wood that made him flighty
around the homestead Ivan trashed
but hey those pines are worth some cash!


31 Dec 04 - 09:55 PM (#1368602)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: rumanci

Happy Birthday dear Secret Santa :-D
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