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BS: More spam

03 Jan 05 - 11:44 AM (#1370066)
Subject: BS: More spam
From: Gypsy

Fair warning........just got the first of the $$$$$$$$ emails for the tsunami victims. Never mind the fact that if you are in a flooded outlying village, you have slight chances of computer access. Sigh. hate the thought of bloodsuckers making money off of these peoples pain.


03 Jan 05 - 11:47 AM (#1370069)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Bill D

what took 'em so long?


03 Jan 05 - 06:24 PM (#1370425)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: The Fooles Troupe

A web site in Tasmania has now been shut down - it was asking for donations to The Red Cross to be sent to it....


04 Jan 05 - 01:14 PM (#1371044)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Gypsy

Guess they had to cut out the Nigeria, and replace it with Tsunami!


04 Jan 05 - 02:39 PM (#1371198)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Cluin

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss! I'll have your Spam.
I love it!
I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Beaked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam!


04 Jan 05 - 03:55 PM (#1371287)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: *Laura*

you beat me!!! owww.
oh well.

can I have that without baked beans?


04 Jan 05 - 05:17 PM (#1371355)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: mack/misophist

Spam!!!! Breakfast of Champions!!! Pork Shoulder and Ham!!! (allegedly)


04 Jan 05 - 05:54 PM (#1371403)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: The Fooles Troupe

Can I have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Beaked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam without the Spam?


05 Jan 05 - 11:47 AM (#1372124)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Gypsy

Where do ya get beans with a beak? From what nest?


05 Jan 05 - 05:32 PM (#1372412)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: *Laura*

the beans are off


06 Jan 05 - 01:22 AM (#1372795)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Cluin

Make it just Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam then.


06 Jan 05 - 06:41 PM (#1373288)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: The Fooles Troupe

... and leave out the Spam....


06 Jan 05 - 06:44 PM (#1373294)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Cllr

wonderful


06 Jan 05 - 07:24 PM (#1373347)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Cluin

Bloody Vikings.


21 Jan 05 - 12:59 AM (#1383962)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Teresa

One of my favorite skits ...

And some email spam just makes me absolutely crak up. The last phrase that did it was "parallax lager". Not that I spend all my time reading the stuff, and I probably get three a week.

Well, I'm combing through my inbox when I run into a message:

From: Chance Mead
Subject: eggplant clocks inside 0948

well, I have such an odd sense of the nuniverse, but that one caught me off guard. So now all I need is parallax lager and chance mead .... not sure about the eggplant clocks, though.

Teresa


21 Jan 05 - 01:03 AM (#1383968)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: LadyJean

A local was arrested for collecting large sum of money for tsunami victims and keeping it. Incidentally, I went to Doctors Without Borders web site, and they are well fixed for their tsunami fund, and funnelling extra money into a general emergency fund.

On the other hand I got a piece of spam from a lady in South Africa who claims to be raising money for orphans. It's the standard Nigerian Spam letter with orphans. She called herself Mrs. Elizabeth George. Forewarned, as the octopus said, is forearmed.


21 Jan 05 - 08:48 AM (#1384208)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Bunnahabhain

Parallax Lager? Does it ever go flat?

Anyway, I thought Spam was Spiced pork and ham...

Bunnahabhain


21 Jan 05 - 03:19 PM (#1384577)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: JohnInKansas

To turn things to a more serious note re SPAM, she t'other just received an important news flash from a "friend," relating that the composer of the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Seems they had some trouble with the burial. The trouble started right after they "put his left leg in..."

OK - Old joke, but Larry LaPrise died in April 1996, and idiots are still sending the "news" ??????

At least she didn't suggest we send flowers.

John


22 Jan 05 - 12:47 PM (#1385285)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: *Laura*

spam spaaam, spamedy spam spaaam.


23 Jan 05 - 11:06 AM (#1386073)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Flash Company

Got one the other day which read 'Tonight... Make her scram with delight!'
These people need education!

FC


23 Jan 05 - 04:56 PM (#1386400)
Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: CStrong

At least the dead Hokey Pokey guy knew what it was all about...