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BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq

03 Jan 05 - 05:43 PM (#1370374)
Subject: BS: John, Barbara, etc Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Once Famous

I am just tired of seeing Frank getting all of the credi for this topic.
Multiple threads combined - --JoeClone


03 Jan 05 - 05:44 PM (#1370376)
Subject: BS: Dave Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Once Famous

i'm just tired of Frank getting all of the credit for this topic.


03 Jan 05 - 05:45 PM (#1370377)
Subject: BS: Raoul Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Once Famous

I'm just tired of Frank getting all of the credit for this topic.


03 Jan 05 - 05:54 PM (#1370383)
Subject: RE: BS: John Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Amos

This is stupider than normal, Martin!! Once was a smile, twice was a grimace. Three of them is a groan of pained disdain.

A


03 Jan 05 - 05:55 PM (#1370385)
Subject: RE: BS: John Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Once Famous

OK, let's go for 4 then. How about a girl name?


03 Jan 05 - 05:56 PM (#1370387)
Subject: BS: Barbara Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Once Famous

Equal rights for women!


03 Jan 05 - 06:00 PM (#1370395)
Subject: RE: BS: Barbara Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Huh? You gettin' into the sauce, Martin? :-)


03 Jan 05 - 06:01 PM (#1370397)
Subject: RE: BS: Raoul Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Man, I have just the hobby for you...

William Shatner.

I'm not kidding. The guy is fascinating! And so charismatic. Do a google search and find out all about him. You will forget all about Iraq.


03 Jan 05 - 06:03 PM (#1370400)
Subject: RE: BS: Raoul Talk about the US in Iraq
From: pdq

Raul Malo has a great CD out now called "The Nashville Acoustic Sessions". Rob Ickes on dobro, Pat Flynn on guitar and mando. There is one song about Atomic Bombs, but I don't believe there is any mention of Iraq.


03 Jan 05 - 06:04 PM (#1370402)
Subject: RE: BS: John Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Aw, fer heaven's sake! I thought this was a whole new topic.


03 Jan 05 - 06:05 PM (#1370404)
Subject: RE: BS: Raoul Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Don't change the subject, pdq.


03 Jan 05 - 06:08 PM (#1370409)
Subject: RE: BS: Dave Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Me too. I can't stand the way he sings. Specially when he does "My Way". That song makes me nauseous.


03 Jan 05 - 06:11 PM (#1370412)
Subject: RE: BS: Raoul Talk about the US in Iraq
From: pdq

Sorry Little Hawk, we cross-posted. I would never disrupt one of your erudite discussions of William Shatner,


03 Jan 05 - 06:12 PM (#1370415)
Subject: RE: BS: Raoul Talk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Okay, all is forgiven.


03 Jan 05 - 06:23 PM (#1370422)
Subject: RE: BS: Raoul Talk about the US in Iraq
From: pdq

However, I understand that Raul Malo's CD is very popular with our troops in Iraq. They listen to it between discussions of William Shatner's acting prowess and the quality of military cuisine.


03 Jan 05 - 07:18 PM (#1370461)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: harpgirl

George...I don't know how you ever expect to get laid if you keep talking about William Shatner incessantly. It's gross! Maybe you're in love with him and you should marry him!


03 Jan 05 - 07:37 PM (#1370470)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Ira
From: artbrooks

Its apparently legal in Canada now......


03 Jan 05 - 07:47 PM (#1370479)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Ira
From: Peace

It's always been legal in Canada to get laid.


03 Jan 05 - 08:00 PM (#1370495)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

ahhhh, not to be a party pooper here but but the news tonight reported 25 Iraqi deaths today... Given the fact that the news is being spoonfed to reporters by Bush's PR machine, it's probably safe to assume that you could double that number and probably come in low... That's a lot of folks who won't being coming home to their families tonight or ever again...

Now back to Martin's diversionary thread...

Bobert


03 Jan 05 - 08:42 PM (#1370519)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Ira
From: Once Famous

We didn't kill them. Their own people killed them.

Probably would have been 250 if we weren't there.

And we're talking Raoul here, the illegal alien who crossed the border, not Raul Malo of the Mavericks.


03 Jan 05 - 09:09 PM (#1370543)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

Had the US not invaded Iraq, Martin, it is very doubtful that 25 Iragis, possibly twice that number, would have have been killed today...

Your number of 250 is not based on fact but just a number that came up on your dartboard...

Good shot, though. I always had a hard time just hitting thr board...

Hey, don't say I don't give credit where credit is due, my friend...

Bobert


03 Jan 05 - 09:19 PM (#1370547)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Ira
From: Once Famous

Two way street, Bobert.

Without us there, there would be complete chaos. You are a fool if you think everybody's just going to be nice once we are out of there.

Actually, in a way, I hope we just leave so that happens. Then we will watch you say we left them to hang out and dry.

My number was just hypothetical. How do you know 25 is a fact? You are the one moaning about the reporting of the news in other threads.

That's why you are just bullshit, bobert. Bullshit with ear flaps.


03 Jan 05 - 09:36 PM (#1370555)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Martin...

"Bullshit with ear flaps"...

I love it. Can I keep it? Please don't share it with anyone else....

Sniff...

Here, all these folks have gotten Martinized an' I was thinkin' "Hey, Bobert, like what gives?" I mean I was feelin' all insecure and stuff cause you ain't never said nuthin nasty to me and well, sniff, I hate to say it but I had made me an appointment with a counselor, ahhhh, psychologist... Okay! A *danged* psychiatrist!!! There ya' happy now? You dragged it outta me....

Sniff...

I just called the psychiatist feller's office and told him that I was cancelling but if he ahd any little (wink, wink) problems he could call me fir an appointment...

Man, I'z made it!!!

And I owe it all to you, my friend...

I'm gonna make a copy of the post and stick it in my wallet for them times when things seem so hopeless and all or Bambi dies or Timmie actually drowns in the well...

Sniff...

Oh, BTW, the "complete chaos" began the day yer guy decided to invade Irag which I believe was the day that his daddy's Supreme Court stopped the Florida recount...

Bobert


03 Jan 05 - 09:53 PM (#1370566)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Ira
From: Once Famous

Yep, he won that election also, bobert

Nice to see you are trying to get over it and finally accept defeat graciously. Your shrink can continue to help you with that.

Aren't you due to write to Saddam? He'd love to hear from you. He feels a lot like you about what America has done to his beloved country.


03 Jan 05 - 10:01 PM (#1370568)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

Yeah, Martin, I was thinkin' about writin' Saddam and asking him if he had planned on offin' 50 or so of his fellow countrymen today but thought it would be interstin' if you would write yer buddy Bush and ask him if he knew when he invaded Irag that he would destabilize the regioin so badly that foriegners would pour into Irag and kill innocent Iragis and American GI's...

Tell ya what. You send yer letter and I'll send mine. Deal?

"Bullshit with ear flaps" and proud of 'um, dangit, Bobert


03 Jan 05 - 10:07 PM (#1370571)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Ira
From: Once Famous

Go ahead and send your letter.

Homeland security probably would like your address.

I'm addressing my envelope to 1600 Pennsylvania Dr.

Have you started addressing yours? I'm sure your local FBI office will get it there for you.


03 Jan 05 - 10:20 PM (#1370578)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

Make that Pennsylvania Ave, Martin... You write "Dr." and HS gonna be at yer danged door thinkin' yer some terrorist yahoo that don't even knows where the White House is...

Ahhhh, when I have yer promise, over the smashin' of yer oldest finest acoustic guitar, that you mailed yerz then I'll mail mine...

Deal?

Bobert


03 Jan 05 - 11:40 PM (#1370614)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Ira
From: artbrooks

Children, play nice.


04 Jan 05 - 12:24 AM (#1370639)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

You raise an interesting point there, harpgirl...

My response to it is: Huh??? Why would I be worried about getting laid, of all things? Please explain that, if you would. :-)

And what does it have to do with marrying him (Shatner)???? I've been in love many times with various women down through the years, but never yet got married to any of them. I love Bob Dylan. I love God. I love sunny days. I love my dog. I love mangos. Should I marry all of them? I don't think so!

Now, Martin and Bobert - Look, if you two fuckers are going to get all serious and political on us here and go and ruin a perfectly good AND totally inane thread in the process...well, I think you both deserve a good kick in the ass, that's what I think! This is meaningless BS here, and don't forget it!


04 Jan 05 - 11:12 AM (#1370933)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Once Famous

Well they ruined this thread by combining it and I resent it completely and will be complaining directly to the forum police located on the planet Mongo.

Of course the "frank" thread is just about played out.

Let's talk about pizza!


04 Jan 05 - 11:55 AM (#1370966)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Pizza! Always a worthy subject. My opinion of pizza is, it's not really food at all, it's entertainment.

Chongo is a big wheel on planet Mongo.


04 Jan 05 - 12:59 PM (#1371034)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: beardedbruce

Ledo's!

The original, on University Blvd. A large on two trays with extra grease...


04 Jan 05 - 03:42 PM (#1371271)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Once Famous

How do you get that grease out of your beard?

with a rake?


04 Jan 05 - 03:46 PM (#1371277)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: beardedbruce

I let my cats lick it out...


8-{E


04 Jan 05 - 06:46 PM (#1371469)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

A good reason for shaving!


04 Jan 05 - 07:06 PM (#1371492)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

See what a little self restraint can do?

Glad to see this thread back on track...

Ahhh, I like apple on my pizza...

Bobert


04 Jan 05 - 08:29 PM (#1371575)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Kaleea

Do we have any proof that Cpt. Kirk ever actually ate pizza? (we only saw him & the pretty whale Dr. get it "to go.") If so, what toppings did he choose? Did he get pizza grease on his face?
   Did Kirk ever ask Spock what was the best policy on the subject of Iraq?


04 Jan 05 - 08:47 PM (#1371585)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

Yeah. It was to one where Kirk had to fight that alien lookin' guy that looked a little like Osoma and afterwards Spock told him that he shouldn't have beat up the Osoma lookin' alien...

That's the way I remember it...

Bobert


04 Jan 05 - 10:21 PM (#1371625)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: DougR

Way to go, Martin! See if you can beat Amos's thread of seven hundred plus posts on his own personal thread. I say personal because he has posted the majority of them himself. If you're going to beat Amos, though, you are going to have to devote a lot of time to the effort!

DougR


04 Jan 05 - 10:36 PM (#1371642)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Bobert

Bad, Dougie, bad...

Play nice...

Bobert


04 Jan 05 - 11:25 PM (#1371667)
Subject: RE: BS: John, Barbara, etcTalk about the US in Iraq
From: Little Hawk

Amos fought William Shatner to a standstill once in a Steel Cage Match. He is not easy to beat. Amos, I mean.