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BS: What do you call a bunny that......

06 Jan 05 - 07:27 PM (#1373350)
Subject: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Shanghaiceltic

Posted with no comment, ROTFLMHO.


Kate's pet at it like rabbit

By SUN ONLINE REPORTER

HOLLYWOOD stunner Kate Beckinsale has given her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating.

The actress eventually ran out of explanations as Lily's pet pleasured himself and "humped" his food bowl in his cage.

Gorgeous Kate, 31, told Flaunt magazine: "I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.

"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.

"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything."


06 Jan 05 - 07:33 PM (#1373363)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Cluin

Maybe the bunny chow was too dry?


06 Jan 05 - 07:43 PM (#1373384)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: michaelr

Lonely.


06 Jan 05 - 07:45 PM (#1373391)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Jerry Rasmussen

Horny?

Jerry


06 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM (#1373394)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Cluin

Close proximity to Kate B. would have that effect on me too.


06 Jan 05 - 07:54 PM (#1373401)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Sorcha

A Master Bunny?


06 Jan 05 - 07:58 PM (#1373407)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Peace

I had a dog like that once. Named Ginger. He was a Sooner.

That rabbit needs to get some exercise--other than with the food bowl.


06 Jan 05 - 08:29 PM (#1373444)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Jerry Rasmussen

Bambi's playmate Thumper's brother, Humper.

Jerry


06 Jan 05 - 08:30 PM (#1373447)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Jerry Rasmussen

Englebert Humpadish?

Jerry


06 Jan 05 - 08:35 PM (#1373456)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Charley Noble

Jerry-

You will be hearing from my attorney...as soon as I get the beer cleaned up from my work station. It could have been wurst!

Charley Noble


06 Jan 05 - 08:50 PM (#1373473)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Peace

Here comes Peter Cottontail . . . .

Hey, I guess then he'd be called a jack rabbit, huh?


06 Jan 05 - 10:57 PM (#1373564)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Amos

An off-jack rabbit, I would guess. To funny for words!


A


07 Jan 05 - 12:29 AM (#1373628)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Shanghaiceltic

It was never like this in Watership Down or ay of the Beatrix Potter tales.

He was probably reading Playboy or some such pawnography.

I wonder if bored humpsters, sorry hampsters do this...


07 Jan 05 - 03:31 AM (#1373677)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Liz the Squeak

Jerry, you are singlehandedly responsible for me having to have a complete change of clothing, having to mop down the computer and put the chair under the radiator to dry.....

I'd suggest a less protein rich diet and some bunny toys.. hide the carrot?

LTS


07 Jan 05 - 12:36 PM (#1373725)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

Hausenfluffer?

(for those of you decent people who don't know, a fluffer is a person employed in the porno industry to help the actors maintain an erection)


07 Jan 05 - 12:38 PM (#1373729)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Peace

I would call him Chafed.


07 Jan 05 - 12:51 PM (#1373747)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Liz the Squeak

Well that's me found out then... I KNEW what a fluffer was....

Did you know that John Wayne Bobbit (he of the removable willy fame) tried a film career in porn movies AFTER the event that made him famous?

LTS


07 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM (#1373777)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Grab

It's the ears on the Playboy bunnies - gets them every time...

Graham.


07 Jan 05 - 01:25 PM (#1373791)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Jerry Rasmussen

If the bunny is chafed, brucie, does that make his bowl a chafing dish? I didn't know that's what you're supposed to use them for..

Jerry


07 Jan 05 - 01:31 PM (#1373800)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: TheBigPinkLad

Erect-peter Rabbit?


07 Jan 05 - 01:38 PM (#1373808)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Peace

The whole Bobbit thing couldn't go to trial anyway. They didn't think the evidence would stand up in court.


07 Jan 05 - 01:53 PM (#1373832)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: freda underhill

..Loreena's Lament

(sung to the tune of the Banks of the Ohio)

I told my love go take a walk
Take a walk just a little walk
Down beside where the waters flow
Down by the banks of the Ohio

CH
And only say that you'll be mine
And in no others arms entwine
Down beside where the waters flow
Down by the banks of the Ohio

I took a knife unto his dick
And sliced right through that cheatin'prick
He cried Loreena don't ya mutilate me
I'm not prepared for celibacy

And only say that you'll be mine
And in no others arms entwine
Down beside where the waters flow
Down by the banks of the Ohio

I drove my car through the lonely night
And tossed that old fella off to the right
He dialed triple 9 for emergency
They found his manhood beneath a tree

And only say…etc

The po-lice man he didn't blink
He said Loreena you need a shrink
He said Loreena that just wasn't nice
And he thrust that dick on frozen ice

And only say…etc

The doctor came and sewed him up
I wept into my empty cup
He made a million on cheap porn flix
They counseled me and I got nix

And only say that you'll be mine
And in no others arms entwine
Down beside where the waters flow
Down by the banks of the Ohio


07 Jan 05 - 03:24 PM (#1373918)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Rapparee

Is that what is meant by a bowl movement?


07 Jan 05 - 03:45 PM (#1373930)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Raptor

Confusious say "Rabit who masterbate, Cum In HANDy"

Rabitor


07 Jan 05 - 03:45 PM (#1373931)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

Do you know the name of the police officer that found the discarded member and drew a line of chalk around it?

Dick Tracy of course!

A couple of our DJs decided to go to the trial. They set up their broadcasting booth and were handing out Slice (now called Sierra Mist) and Weiners.

Anyhoo, I suppose if the dish were made of fired ceramic it would make pretty good chafing gear.


07 Jan 05 - 03:57 PM (#1373942)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Liz the Squeak

Leather trousers that haven't been softened properly.... they're pretty good gear for chafing...

LTS


07 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM (#1373954)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Tannywheeler

I thought chafing gear was fibers -- not ceramic.    Tw


07 Jan 05 - 06:16 PM (#1374078)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Charley Noble

"Rabbit he got no tail at only,
Only a piece of hare!"

Charley Noble


07 Jan 05 - 10:14 PM (#1374284)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: JennieG

I suppose you heard about the rabbit who washed his hair and couldn't do a thing with it.......
and the hare who washed his thing and couldn't do a rabbit with it......

If you see a little bunny
And its nose is kinda runny
And you think it's very funny
Well it's snot.

Cheers
JennieG.......oh dear!


07 Jan 05 - 11:17 PM (#1374316)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: LadyJean

"Here's a verse about rabbits"
"That doesn't mention their habits."
                           Ogden Nash

A Hollywood actress is surprised that a rabbit is horney?
A Hollywood actress doesn't want her kid seeing a rabbit auto eroticising. The kid is going to see a lot worse before she's out of grade school.


08 Jan 05 - 04:15 PM (#1374683)
Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
From: Nigel Parsons

"Boney Coney"?