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06 Jan 05 - 07:27 PM (#1373350) Subject: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Shanghaiceltic Posted with no comment, ROTFLMHO. Kate's pet at it like rabbit By SUN ONLINE REPORTER HOLLYWOOD stunner Kate Beckinsale has given her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating. The actress eventually ran out of explanations as Lily's pet pleasured himself and "humped" his food bowl in his cage. Gorgeous Kate, 31, told Flaunt magazine: "I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way. "I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was. "Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything." |
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06 Jan 05 - 07:33 PM (#1373363) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Cluin Maybe the bunny chow was too dry? |
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06 Jan 05 - 07:43 PM (#1373384) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: michaelr Lonely. |
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06 Jan 05 - 07:45 PM (#1373391) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Jerry Rasmussen Horny? Jerry |
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06 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM (#1373394) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Cluin Close proximity to Kate B. would have that effect on me too. |
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06 Jan 05 - 07:54 PM (#1373401) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Sorcha A Master Bunny? |
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06 Jan 05 - 07:58 PM (#1373407) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Peace I had a dog like that once. Named Ginger. He was a Sooner. That rabbit needs to get some exercise--other than with the food bowl. |
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06 Jan 05 - 08:29 PM (#1373444) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Jerry Rasmussen Bambi's playmate Thumper's brother, Humper. Jerry |
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06 Jan 05 - 08:30 PM (#1373447) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Jerry Rasmussen Englebert Humpadish? Jerry |
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06 Jan 05 - 08:35 PM (#1373456) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Charley Noble Jerry- You will be hearing from my attorney...as soon as I get the beer cleaned up from my work station. It could have been wurst! Charley Noble |
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06 Jan 05 - 08:50 PM (#1373473) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Peace Here comes Peter Cottontail . . . . Hey, I guess then he'd be called a jack rabbit, huh? |
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06 Jan 05 - 10:57 PM (#1373564) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Amos An off-jack rabbit, I would guess. To funny for words! A |
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07 Jan 05 - 12:29 AM (#1373628) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Shanghaiceltic It was never like this in Watership Down or ay of the Beatrix Potter tales. He was probably reading Playboy or some such pawnography. I wonder if bored humpsters, sorry hampsters do this... |
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07 Jan 05 - 03:31 AM (#1373677) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Liz the Squeak Jerry, you are singlehandedly responsible for me having to have a complete change of clothing, having to mop down the computer and put the chair under the radiator to dry..... I'd suggest a less protein rich diet and some bunny toys.. hide the carrot? LTS |
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07 Jan 05 - 12:36 PM (#1373725) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Hausenfluffer? (for those of you decent people who don't know, a fluffer is a person employed in the porno industry to help the actors maintain an erection) |
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07 Jan 05 - 12:38 PM (#1373729) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Peace I would call him Chafed. |
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07 Jan 05 - 12:51 PM (#1373747) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Liz the Squeak Well that's me found out then... I KNEW what a fluffer was.... Did you know that John Wayne Bobbit (he of the removable willy fame) tried a film career in porn movies AFTER the event that made him famous? LTS |
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07 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM (#1373777) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Grab It's the ears on the Playboy bunnies - gets them every time... Graham. |
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07 Jan 05 - 01:25 PM (#1373791) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Jerry Rasmussen If the bunny is chafed, brucie, does that make his bowl a chafing dish? I didn't know that's what you're supposed to use them for.. Jerry |
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07 Jan 05 - 01:31 PM (#1373800) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: TheBigPinkLad Erect-peter Rabbit? |
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07 Jan 05 - 01:38 PM (#1373808) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Peace The whole Bobbit thing couldn't go to trial anyway. They didn't think the evidence would stand up in court. |
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07 Jan 05 - 01:53 PM (#1373832) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: freda underhill ..Loreena's Lament (sung to the tune of the Banks of the Ohio) I told my love go take a walk Take a walk just a little walk Down beside where the waters flow Down by the banks of the Ohio CH And only say that you'll be mine And in no others arms entwine Down beside where the waters flow Down by the banks of the Ohio I took a knife unto his dick And sliced right through that cheatin'prick He cried Loreena don't ya mutilate me I'm not prepared for celibacy And only say that you'll be mine And in no others arms entwine Down beside where the waters flow Down by the banks of the Ohio I drove my car through the lonely night And tossed that old fella off to the right He dialed triple 9 for emergency They found his manhood beneath a tree And only say…etc The po-lice man he didn't blink He said Loreena you need a shrink He said Loreena that just wasn't nice And he thrust that dick on frozen ice And only say…etc The doctor came and sewed him up I wept into my empty cup He made a million on cheap porn flix They counseled me and I got nix And only say that you'll be mine And in no others arms entwine Down beside where the waters flow Down by the banks of the Ohio |
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07 Jan 05 - 03:24 PM (#1373918) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Rapparee Is that what is meant by a bowl movement? |
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07 Jan 05 - 03:45 PM (#1373930) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Raptor Confusious say "Rabit who masterbate, Cum In HANDy" Rabitor |
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07 Jan 05 - 03:45 PM (#1373931) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Do you know the name of the police officer that found the discarded member and drew a line of chalk around it? Dick Tracy of course! A couple of our DJs decided to go to the trial. They set up their broadcasting booth and were handing out Slice (now called Sierra Mist) and Weiners. Anyhoo, I suppose if the dish were made of fired ceramic it would make pretty good chafing gear. |
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07 Jan 05 - 03:57 PM (#1373942) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Liz the Squeak Leather trousers that haven't been softened properly.... they're pretty good gear for chafing... LTS |
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07 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM (#1373954) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Tannywheeler I thought chafing gear was fibers -- not ceramic. Tw |
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07 Jan 05 - 06:16 PM (#1374078) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Charley Noble "Rabbit he got no tail at only, Only a piece of hare!" Charley Noble |
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07 Jan 05 - 10:14 PM (#1374284) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: JennieG I suppose you heard about the rabbit who washed his hair and couldn't do a thing with it....... and the hare who washed his thing and couldn't do a rabbit with it...... If you see a little bunny And its nose is kinda runny And you think it's very funny Well it's snot. Cheers JennieG.......oh dear! |
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07 Jan 05 - 11:17 PM (#1374316) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: LadyJean "Here's a verse about rabbits" "That doesn't mention their habits." Ogden Nash A Hollywood actress is surprised that a rabbit is horney? A Hollywood actress doesn't want her kid seeing a rabbit auto eroticising. The kid is going to see a lot worse before she's out of grade school. |
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08 Jan 05 - 04:15 PM (#1374683) Subject: RE: BS: What do you call a bunny that...... From: Nigel Parsons "Boney Coney"? |